White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #3

Fox 10 stream was cutting out, White House stream still good.

"It's gonna be bad, but we're trying to make it much, much less bad."
It's a bad flu season on top of the Chinese Virus.
Barr talked about it soon to be a crime to hoard critical medical supplies like masks, and hand sanitizer.
TP hoarders are ok though.
New York BTFO getting infected at 8x rate than anywhere else in USA, 28% positive test results.
Working on easier nasal tests, self-testing, and drive through test sites.
Trumpbux $3,000 for family of four.
Facebook donated hundreds of thousands of masks (why does Facebook have masks?).
Moving to 50,000 deaths from the regular flu this year, not the Chink Virus.
Building hospitals in California, New York, and Washington.

The White House
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Fox 10 Phoenix
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Cuntspan
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>Literally wipes out his own voting base by forcing them back to work
>Suicide pacts the GOP
>Hillary wins the election because the main candidates are dead
5D BACKGAMMON #MAGA #QISREAL

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niggers

why would anyone watch anything but the whitehouse stream?

NOOOOOOOOOO WE CANT GO BACK TO WORK

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Listen to white mommy

it's 2 seconds behind

trump and barr destroyed this deepstate hoax today

brainwashed cucks absolutely seething right now

tongue me annnus

why are these threads being engineered so nobody talks about the CURES:

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE and AZITHROMYCIN stop the virus DEAD, even if you're minutes away from death

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Fox 10 is usually 30 sec to 1 min ahead of everyone else.

>Facebook donated hundreds of thousands of masks (why does Facebook have masks?).
Because ((((they)))) knew

If you see an EU memeflag, instantly ignore it, filter the posting ID

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TRUMP IS SENDING YOU BACK TO WORK BECAUSE YOU"RE DEPRESSED FROM NOT WORKING!!!

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>there's no pandemic if everyone is dead!

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scurr scurr TURN UP BURR BURR BUY MY NEW ALBUM 100 LIT LIT

see

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I won't believe he hasn't said tremendous

I am I want to be back at work you commie fuck

what did I miss

we're fucked

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>Grief stage: Bargaining

This woman is insufferable. Women who've gone to college think they are insightful, but are essentially using larger words to explain concepts men learn in kindergarten.

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> 59.9hz

What did they mean by this?

Get the fuck out of here Anonymous. You're posting this shit on tons of different websites and no one is listening because you're wrong you fucking schizo.

I am actually

BACK TO WORK WAGIE
WE KNOW YOU LOVE THIS FAT SALARY
GO EARN THAT $9

I don't want my kids to go to school with a bubonic plague on the loose. Fuck that.

>Why is a thread focused on discussing the live stream press briefing not INSTEAD discussing what I want to discuss?! MUST BE BOTS

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You don't work pajeet faggot. Learn english and turn off the memeflag.

>I like this room.

cope harder deep state dickless tranny faggots

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who is this annoying cunt

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>we're clearly 6 ft. apart
Faggot

you seem mad faggot

a faggot like

How does Trump day after day stand these dumb questions?
>Who's the braintrust?
>Will you close this room?

>waahhh wahhhh pls discuss my distraction instead of listing to the live stream and discussing what trump says :[

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idk but he needs to be socially distanced into orbit

you're right,
goldstein needs you

Can someone please explain what Trump said at the start of the conference about a "person"... who is this "person" he was talking about the other day who was tortured or almost dead and the military were involved in helping them? Somebody know the story? Trump said they were keeping it "private" for now.

TRUMP SO BASED HE WILLING TO FUCK BOOMERS TO DEATH

This is so based. trump is rescuing the economy by opening our great country back up for business! good thing the virus will be gone after 15 days of social distancing measures. best president ever

Trump threatened to nuke Xi and he finally spilled the beans that it's a nothinburger.

> will you pledge to do some dumb fuck idea?

When he's not acting like a goon he's grinding the fuck out of that jaw.

There has to be something else going on right guys?? Trump is a clusterfuck in this briefing today.

lmao street shitter seething.

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Probably some kike who works in the newspaper

NOTICE THE SHILLS WANT TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM THE CURE
BILL GATES AND HIS DEEP STATE TRANNY TEAM ARE HERE SLIDING/ENGINEERING THREADS SO YOU DONT SEE THE WORDS:
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THEY CURE YOU. THEY KILL CORONA. FUCK DEEP STATE, FUCK CHINA AND FUCK KIKE PHARMA. EAT MY SHIT DEEP STATE C U N T S.

can you believe that the solution to every pandemic is simply 15 days of isolation! it's a miracle!

>Trumpbux $3,000 for family of four.
GOT BLOCKED TODAY

7 hours and mitch just said fuck it

They need to shut down supermarkets. It's completely fucking insane to do a "quarantine" but have everyone bunch together in stores several times a week. Just send everyone a box of food weekly, like a war ration. Delivery guy just leaves it at the door, no contact.

lmao what is this bitch's deal with names

>reeeeee the fed turned on the spigot
Go change your tampon, bitch

Mentioned brielfy in previous briefings - woman who got stuck in Peru and was being beaten/raped. Got rescued by US military and out of Peru

I really hate this guy after this.
I just once he'd admit the economy was shit that was completely based on cheap money and share buybacks.
One more Trump voter in FL that's probably not gonna vote this time.

while Trump is downplaying it I got a automated warning message on my phone from Ventura County saying stay inside and don't go anywhere lol.

He hasn’t worked this hard before.

You mean 7 days?

acceptance is the last stage user
you're going to be okay now
see you in the post apocalyptic world

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u better like goverment cheese

if ur actually asking for this

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Fucking bizarro world. Republicans trying to give people UBI, democrats blocking it and letting people starve.

>this horrible virus came from... wherever
why did Trump cuck on China-flu?

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Fifteen days total you retard.

yeah seriously I'm with you on this one. we all know the economy was bullshit and ready to collapse. I'll write in Adolf Hitler on my ballet.

only in america could we preform such a feat!

It's not going to "end" next week you idiots. Drumpf is a total moron.

Chink Flu BTFO the Communist indoctrination schools with distance learning.

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It will encourage people to establish gardens which will make them less reliant on government cheese. It is analogous to bringing our factory production back to the USA; individual households can bring a larger portion of their food production back to their households and become more self sufficient. Makes for better people and better populace and better country overall.

It's a pretty easy script to follow, but he's all over the place today.

Trump has made the media his bitch

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Why are all the reporters such faggots?

The thing is anyone with an immune disorder or a condition that makes them high risk should self quarantine, everyone else can do shit at their own discretion. you can't trust the public to protect your from this or the government. They can do all the closing and shit they want, it will still spread.

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we know. we want to meme this into the timeline. if trump reopens everything, corona will surge

Give an example?

oh shit hes unpacking it

they hate him so much that he can use them as his weapon.
its not even funny anymore

Yeah, I'm ridin' with Biden now!

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j-j-j-just another 15 days, then back to normal!

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they try to get exact names dates numbers

Thanks! But why did the military save her? Were they just stationed there and happened to hear of her being held against her will or something? Was she significant?

corona-chan will probably get his ass by June

Holy fuck so many shills. Is there anyone here who isn’t a shill?

they're much nicer today, I think the doggy training is starting to work. soon they'll all be good doggos

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literally every single one. they loop and act like dopey goons. clucking like hens only to ask something no one cares about but might lead to a way to fuck trump in their next article

It's not flattening. When this is over, everyone will know somebody who has died of this. Stay safe frens

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Thank god the jannies still work every day
Haven't missed a single paycheck

There are around 1000 americans in peru right now and peru has shut down anyone coming or leaving the country. US military can't proactively get all of them at once.

It's called the Coronavirus again! Trump backed down. We won!!!

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how are you going to hide traitor piece of shit journalist

>everyone else can do shit at their own discretion
Absolutely not. You idiots will have shut down the hospital system. People are going to die from all sorts of stupid shit because of you wasting space because you thought this didn't apply to you, and were misinformed about the death rate which is based on having care available.

He's going to get us all killed because the economy looking bad isn't attractive for his resume. Why the fuck did this have to happen during an election year? I don't want to die.

Why is she so smug bros?

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whats your job

i hope i'm not, how can i tell

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We are going to turn the curve into an upside down V

>Kekistani
You worshipped a God of chaos, did you think Kek was on your side?

MASS SUICIDES!

Trumps going to kills +1m boomers just for a couple of %points of gdp

It was something to do with her being a tourist, and reporters were bringing it up to Trump that there were people stuck in other countries that can't travel because of corona. Trump was aware of 300+ people in Peru needing to get back to US and he was working to get them out, via US air force etc

hahaha
>they did already user
>trump saved the world
hahaha, I'd forgotten all about them, i was busy thinking about how bad shit was going to get with everyone going back to work in the middle of a pandemic
this is going to be great

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we aren't china, we will never be china

and that's a good thing!

nobody can survive off of a small garden dude

a tomato plant takes months and months of nurtures for like a few tomatoes you can eat in 5 minutes for a 1/4th of a meal

u dont understand reality

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I'm already hidden
Good luck reaching me
Seethe harder

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Peak millennial bitchface

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>Trump has been right on anything even one time

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lol
do you know what Q is

This a long ass press briefing. 1 hr 36 min.

depends on what you plant. but the point is that you'll still get your government cheese, but if you don't like it you'll supplement it with your own food that you do like. why are you so against gardening user? working the soil is good for your soul.

dead boomers

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the fuck is wrong with her face

oh god please let it be me

>we
no, "we" don't want any of this shit. i am absolutely terrified; not so much over the virus, but other people. i just want my family and i to be left alone

Yes

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We'll be dead soon thanks to retarded zoomers. Projected mortality over the next two months in the US is unreal.

its good but youre a retard

accept communism and government cheese because i have a gardening hobby

t. you

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