PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FUCK DR. FARCE-Y, RESTART THE ECONOMY EDITION /ptg/

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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/23/20
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youtu.be/RUJIa-CLlXA
>VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/23/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/23/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/23/20
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>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/23/20
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>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/23/20
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>SG Adams on F&F 3/23/20
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>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/23/20
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>SG Adams on TODAY 3/23/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (NMFP Comdr RDML Weber/USNS Mercy MTF CO Capt Rotruck) 3/23/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (DefSec Esper) 3/23/20
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>WHVideo: SoS Pompeo Encourages Americans to Use Trusted Sources 3/23/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/22/20
c-span.org/video/?470588-1/
youtu.be/8QUH7h2Ud58
>VP Pence on LifeLiberty&Levin 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143874391001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143874407001 (pt2)
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 3/22/20
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MAGA

MAGA

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PRESSURE PARTISAN PELOSI AND THE DIMWITTED DEMOCRATS TO HELP THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!

AMERICAN WORKERS FUCKED OUT OF A JOB BY THE CHINESE VIRUS NEED HELP NOW!

I AM OUT OF A RELAXING SHOWER AND I STILL HATE PARTISAN BULLSHIT!
WHAT IS THIS, NIGHTTIME IN NIGERIA? LOOK AT ALL OF THESE NIGGERS! STOP ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER AND BE PRODUCTIVE.

If I am able to explain to my mom the resulting damage to our country from pigheaded partisan politicking, and get her to agree with me that Negative Nancy is playing with the lives of hardworking Americans, then you ought to do it too.

I don't quite agree with her saying democrats are all dirty rats, but I do agree with her when she says they appear to be dragging their asses.

Call your or other people's representatives and senators at state and federal level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind.

>The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that
>THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE
But clogged phone lines? That gets forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY FUCKING CONGRESSNIGGER.

THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ABORTION FUNDING AND PARTISAN BULLSHIT
>THIS IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ABORTION FUNDING AND PARTISAN BULLSHIT

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MAGA
shills absolutely buttblasted

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>>lesser than humans
>in which case why on earth would you want them above you,
They aren't necessarily above you just coexisting
>>equal to humans
>in which case they are just competition,
They can be parallel or aiding
>>better than humans
>in which case, as a human, i would be a fool to let something like that over me that would quite reasonably think "why am i looking over these to-be paperclips when i can just make more of me and replace them?"
>basically kill all robots
Again the over insistence is a bit much, if a machine was subserbient but better than humans then they would create massive surplus of goods and services but if we don't control the stock of genes then degenerates and the unworthy still exist

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Trump should "ease restrictions" IE demand an end to the closures immediately.
>The House of Representatives has absolute authority over all federal spending. No other branch of government - Judiciary of Executive - can bypass their authority when it comes to spending. The Senate cannot bypass
They're the same governmental branch F A M.

this is 90% of you right now
sad

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why did the chinese whistleblowers disappear?

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I miss my office and my coworkers and chats while grabbing coffee bros...can't take wfh much longer.

Who is this shitting guy asking questions? He looks legit retarded.

>stein

NEXT, ON DRAGONBALL T

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FUCK THAT SHIT!

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>TRUMP LITERALLY JUST ASKED A QUESTION AND THEN WENT ON THE PODIUM TO ANSWER HIS OWN QUESTION LMAO

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They cant get enough. Might be time to bring out the industrial size.

REMINDER

THESE PEOPLE WANT YOU POOR

THESE PEOPLE WANT YOU TO STARVE

THESE PEOPLE WANT YOU DEAD

ALL SO THEY CAN PWN DRUMPF

NEVER FORGET

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imagine having to shill against trumpbux lmao gg ez

It's a Chinese and Jewish media hoax!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
TRUMP'S A FUCKING RETARDED SIMP.

NO INTERNET REGISTRATION!

NO SAME-DAY REGISTRATION

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

NO FOUR-DIGIT SSN REGISTRATION!

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His approval numbers continue to grow.

This dumbass fucked up.
He's lost my vote.

>muh russia
lel

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>letting this dumb baboon ask another question
Where the fuck is Acosta?

AD NAUSEUM

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who *THE FUCK* can't save one month's worth of rent?

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jesus christ these seditious press

narrative btfo (again)

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>Stein

Every. Single. Time.

ART ACEVEDO, ED GONZALEZ, MARK HERMAN HAVE TINY DICKS

Who's this black negress reporter with the half-gray afro?

>ISN'T TRUMP SABOTAGING YOU AND OUR NARRATIVE
someone shoot this niggress

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>>TRUMP LITERALLY JUST ASKED A QUESTION AND THEN WENT ON THE PODIUM TO ANSWER HIS OWN QUESTION LMAO
It's what he's been forced to.

Why are these niggers acting like he's already halting the restrictions next week? Like this bitch talking right now, for instance. THEY'RE WAITING TO SEE WHAT THE DATA IS.

Hey user, there are lots of jobs hiring right now due to the situation. If you need money then you should seek them out and have a job instead of being a lazy nigger. Here's a good lesson that even kids learn:
youtu.be/Bzpx9YZxK4o
What to do if you want something:
youtu.be/dBOMsL9AOH0

Here's the text version:
Puppet #1:
Hey, where you goin'?

Puppet #2:
To my job!

Puppet #1:
You have a job?

Puppet #2:
Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day!

Puppet #1:
Say, where can I find one of these...jobs?

Puppet #2:
Oh, they're everywhere. They'll even hire you if you're green and have six tentacles!

Puppet #1:
Thanks! I'm gonna get one so I can stop mooching off my friends and they can get back to their lives!

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Kill the filthy (((rootless cosmopolitans)))!

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>just procured a physical copy of a lewd and perverse (but somehow still wholesome) Pokémon doujin
The feds are too busy with Corona-chan to stop me! Awoooooooooo!

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Who the fuck listen to these pseudo journalists.

he looks like he sucks dicks

bot broke

Reminder, that when Republicans did it in North Dakota they destroyed the Democratic opponent.

That's basically a summary of this whole year so far.

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Drug addicts

I NEED A CLIP

People with zero financial skills.

Why are you green texting a post you made? Hmm

Lets be real we all just want an update on trumpbux

>if you won't let us crash the economy then let us cheat instead

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>actually using wapoo on OP
>not even ironically
OP needs to kys

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Dr. Deborah Birx is looking DAMN hot for a granny. Everytime she speaks my pants shrink!

>Implying ND wasn't going to vote out Shitekamp.
Dumbass.

lol scarf lady shutting down that uppity nigress reporter, before they panned the camera back to scarf lady you could see over 400 years of slavery in that nigress eyes.

Dumb irresponsible shits who can't manage money.
So the majority of people.

rents not due until the 1st idiot

Why is the US so weak compared to china in its response

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didn't even know Ray still existed 2bh

>Russia-style
RACIST

>muh Russia

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I have a job I’m just not allowed to do it for another week

>Britfag reporter
Why are they allowed in our country?

They have you working overtime, huh?

>where is fauci
Locked in a dungeon, faggots.

Government doesn't save so why should the populace. The budgeting trickles down

I have 6mos saved up and I feel like that’s not enough. That’s what I get for renting like a retard, though. Hope housing prices come down soon.

Not happening because Republicans want to bail out the big corporations and the rich

>t. Meme arrow expert

She kinda has fucked teeth tho

Like an americanized brit mummy

The left needs to be exterminated

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>attempting to legalize cheating the election in a crucial aid bill for tge average Joe and Jane

Whoever came up with this bullshit should be tossed into the Atlantic by catapult.

Trump confirmed to be a better journalist then all the partisan hacks in attendance.

0/10

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That already happened. Basically "tell Congress to hurry up."

Democrats are going to be removed by 2022. The only question is if it's in cuffs or feet first.

>Ray William Johnson
Holy shit 2009 Youtube called, says he wants your faggot ass back

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WTF the democrats DEMAND trump accept USA built for BBC

>lose two weeks of wages due to media panic
>”lol rents not due til the 1st”

Don't forget internet registration without even a full SSN.

It was used to rig the election for Heitkamp for many years but the reservation couldn't beat the rest of ND.

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>DURR WHAT DOES DR FAGGI THINK?
WHO FUCKING CARES NIGGER

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WAR
TIME
PRESIDENT

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Trumpbux have been cancelled by democrats. By the time they resolve it, the issue itself will just be redundant.

they really are obsessed with that kike because they know he's a swamp creature with an agenda

That's the one that upsets you, not the legions of shalom sandniggers from the middle east, it's the Anglo that bugs you?

honestly repubs if they cannot stop ballot "harvesting" should just do it better then the dems.
you know the dems probably waste most of their ballot harvesting budget

Everyone is allowed to work, you are making excuses for yourself and appealing for welfare because you don't have a job right now but you need money. Instead of posting on Yas Forums you should get a job if you need money.

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America simply doesn't have the culture or mentality to deal with this pandemic. Say goodbye to being 'number 1', burgers.

>we weren't discussing what he's best at

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>I'VE GOTTEN TO LIKE THIS ROOM, MAYBE JUST NOT THE PEOPLE IN IT

YOU'RE GETTING BLIMPFBUX™

*YOU'RE GETTING BLIMPFBUX™

*YOU'RE* GETTING BLIMPFBUX™

*YOU'RE* GETTING BLIMPFBUX™

*YOU'RE* GETTING BLIMPFBUX™

*EVERYONE'S* GETTING BLIMPFBUX, /ptg/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The media and liberals sure like Fauci a lot.

>hurr durr

What in the fucking retard?

>media trying to turn Trump against Tony

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He's with Hilldawg

Yeah, and what about it?

even his press briefings need the biggest rooms for his massive crowds

Based and blimpfbuxpilled

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>everyone is allowed to work
No, the county literally told me I’m not allowed to work

>What if we’re infected
You stay the fuck out.

DRUMPF WHY ARE YOU GONNA SHUT US DOWN
>i'm not
BUT DRUMPF YOU HAVE TO SWEAR YOU WONT SHUT US DOWN

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Because a high cost of living service economy can’t survive shutting down

>Mr. President, p-please don't send us back in front of the helicopter

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Yeah it should make trump question their motives.

It's more than obvious that this is true now

>BREAKING NEWS: President Trump will not promise to keeping the WH press briefing room open

WTF IMPEACH!

MAGA

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>They aren't necessarily above you just coexisting
do i need to point at the number of subhumans and subpar leaders we put into power already with just humans involved?
you're also introducing yet another ingroup and assuming they would be cooperative and subservient to their hosts despite being comparably as capable or even better
if i was a super-intelligent robot, better than humans, brought into society and told to be subservient to these lesser things above me, how long do you think it would take for me to find away to advance myself at their expense, and then eradicate them? do you think lesser humans should be served by the greater?

this is playing right back into the
>be a stepping stool for something other than yourself
which i will not accept

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>RWJ
Is Smosh going to comment next?

DRUMPF WHO IS YOUR BRAIN

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Look at him. What the fuck is that?

>(((WHO))) are you listening to?

THEYRE MY DRUMPDOLLARS AND I WANT THEM NOW

No voter ID to get a ballot, and anonymous “ballot harvesting”...why is that hidden in Speaker Pelosi’s coronavirus bill?

twitter.com/RepAndyHarrisMD/status/1242178705050480640

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"OK, not in front of it"

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Never knew if I had a fever desu since I would take ibuprofen but it started out as a dry throat, then rapidly progressed to mildly painful but heavy swelling of my throat
Was scary at one point because I could feel my uvula at all times on the back of my tongue from the swelling. Thought it might close up actually. Think I overdosed on Ibuprofen at one point out of fear because I felt short of breath and like my heart was racing. Eventually I got some Azithromycin from my doctor who refused to test me in case I coofed on him while swabbing my throat. Really stupid. Either way after a week of meds, the swelling went down first then the dry cough showed up.
Now it’s nothing really. No cough, no sore throat, no swelling or fever or headache. All good.
Feels good to be a Latino/White mutt with O blood. Double the resistance.

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>he's been soothing
Based Mike "silverfox" Pence

oof
In a matter of just weeks, National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Director Anthony Fauci has become something of a comfort blanket for many Americans.
Amid the ups and downs of President Donald Trump's reactions to the coronavirus epidemic, Fauci has been a steady, calming and honest presence about the nature and extent of the threat to American lives.
Which brings me to something Fauci said about Trump in a remarkably candid interview with Science Magazine on Sunday. Here's the exchange (bolding mine):
Reporter: You've been in press conferences where things are happening that you disagree with, is that fair to say
Fauci: Well, I don't disagree in the substance. It is expressed in a way that I would not express it, because it could lead to some misunderstanding about what the facts are about a given subject.
Now, Fauci is being as polite as he can be here. But make no mistake, what he's saying is this: Trump says things at these daily coronavirus task force press conferences that are not true.
That's a very, very bad thing
Whether it's his claims that the FDA had approved an anti-malarial vaccine to be used to treat coronavirus (they hadn't), his insistence that things are getting better (the US surgeon general said Monday "this week it's going to get bad") or his claim that GM and Ford are making ventilators (they aren't), there's a demonstrated pattern of untruth here by the President.
Which, in normal circumstances, is bad. But in a crisis like the one caused by the coronavirus pandemic, the ability to trust our leaders is paramount.
If the President is expressing himself in ways that "could lead to some misunderstanding about what the facts are about a given subject" (in Fauci's words) then the possibility of misinformation being pushed to the public is high. And that misinformation could cost lives.
The Point: Trump's casual relationship with the truth isn't new. But these circumstances are. And they make what he is doing much more dangerous

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Yeah fuck angloniggers and fuck you HH BROTHER

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mfw butthurt reporter got dabbed on

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fucking kike media.

He's still fucking retarded.
Too retarded for me to bother voting for him again. I've put up with enough of his retarded kike-brained decisions.

I'm neet and I have been for nearly a year
I only worked from Nov 2018-Mar 2019 and I didn't earn enough to need to file an income tax return
do I get Trump denarii?

Indeed.

Checked.

Hopefully cuffs.

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who the fuq is that faggot. he should kill himself

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BASED PENCE

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because helping the economy helps trump so they want a way to cheat in lieu of crashing the economy

WHERE
IS
THE
BRAIN
TRUST
QUESTION MARK

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i really wonder...hmmmmmmmm

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"feet first" typically means in a body bag

When in doubt its prolly a jew

JEROME GOOD JOB

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>MR PRESIDENT WILL YOU LOCKDOWN THE NATION AND STOP EVERYONE FROM WORKING
>ALSO MR PRESIDENT CAN YOU GUARANTEE WE WILL STILL BE ALLOWED TO ATTEND OR JOBS
THE
FUCKING
BALLS
ON
THESE
KIKES

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JEROME GOOD JOB

JEJ JEJ JEJ JEJ JEJ JEJ JEJ
TRUMP IS AS INTELLIGENT AS A MONKEY.

Why are these people such goddamn fucking SHITHEADS?!
>reeeeeeee

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>they really are obsessed with that kike because they know he's a swamp creature with an agenda
>It's more than obvious that this is true now
Exactly. They can't help but betray themselves. It's kind of amazing to watch.

>Pence trying his hardest not to smile and shed a tear

PENCE CONFIRMED COMFY BY THE PRESIDENT

OFFICIAL MANDATE WHEN

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Bill looks like a smiling young boy.

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Fake and gay

I WANT MY FUCKING BAG NOW!!!!!!!

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>dat melting face
wew lads

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>Clithead
Boy I bet this news article is objective and factual.

I find this hilarious.
Dems have meme'd a recession (both jokingly and literally) onto the American public and are ecstatic that it'll ruin Blumpf's chances for reelection.
In reality, they've basically made him a wartime president that has completely drowned out their 2020 momentum, and each of the flaws with their horrific policies is being highlighted in an election year.
How bad of a Monkey's Paw has this turned into for them?

pence is lookin' at a tooter there. we need to figure out who that tooter belongs to.

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lol you cant even see what's going on

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU MUST VOTE FOR HIM
FOR WHITE PEOPLE AND JEWS
MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN

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Most people

it's clearly Matt Damon

very good point i would have shit if he had brought that up

why aren't they made to email their questions in?
what the fuck are they there for?

>Bill looks like a smiling young boy.
When you remember everybody dies

A polyester sheet coated with gold? That's really strange.

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NATIONAL STANDARDIZED TESTING WAIVERS
NCLB BTFO

Nice larp, tranny faggot

When he mentioned being a bitch about foreign aid I was done with the cuck.

Wtf

50% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, scary stuff.

For (you) faggot.

>warns of year-long, nation-wide shutdowns
>a soothing comfort blanket
Clinton stooges always get good press

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If I was Trump, I wouldn't even speak about the Congress and bail out package

Let those fuckers take the fall

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Lmao shill harder nigger

I can see he's retarded.

I thought Trump kept tapping on the podium earlier but it's coming from somewhere else. What is that noise?

No, you are allowed to work. most people are still working or at least being paid as things must still be done.

What kind of robots/androids are you imagining? They would be property, not free agents. Artificial humans with rights is entirely another matter but there is a strong research subset for AI safety. Robots are not necessarily AI but androids and robots can be AI. A super smart problem solving robot doesn't necessarily possess free will or agency of any sort. AI safety is a major concern and the focus seems to be imparting human morality or basically over-morality.

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just to suffer

wtf i could actually see these dumb assholes actually asking a monkeys paw to help them destroy Blump

The Dems might have gotten away with their partisan bill if it wasn't for blatant ballot harvesting and banning Voter ID. Everyone even remotely neutral knows it devalues their own vote immensely.

I mean, it's not like everyone didn't already know it. Also, slightly off-topic, have you noticed that any time you talk to a leftist about Pence, all they can talk about is how they think he's gay? It's the weirdest, most automated NPC response. They all say the exact same shit.

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>why is that hidden in Speaker Pelosi’s coronavirus bill?
cause she's the closest a person can get to being a Holocaust-American without having pubes grow out the top of your head

presented without comment

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>this has been an hour and forty minute presser

Wow...longest presser yet...I think Blimpf likes that there's just a handful of Media Jew members in the room compared to when it's a packed house

Lmao. These people really don't understand

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i have two months under the mattress

That's basically what he's done. He has mentioned it briefly, given generalities, and always turned it right back to Congress' responsibility. He's not taking their gay bait.

Can anyone please whitepill me on the trump bucks situation? I'm extremely fucked if it doesn't happen soon

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reading the method of interaction wtih inflammation and whatnot, it seem that chloroquine can be used to treat crohns, but ive never heard of it being used before

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"If you hate X you must secretly be X" is a foundational part of leftist belief. It's the only way to shield themselves from the disgust responses their platform evokes.

This memevirus is just a fucking hoax

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Literally can't win

Orange man bad either way

>weariness with social distancing
It's been a fucking week. Damn normalfags.

>Meet the new kikes, same as the old kikes
it's all so tiresome fren

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he definitely has his favorites

Trump is right, listening to Pence is so damn /comfy/.

Trump plans to avoid Great Depression II. Hoes mad. Total kek!

>WE HAVE TO CLOSE EVERYTHING AND CANCEL EVERYTHING TO SLOW THE SPREAD OF CHINESE VIRUS
>Ok, for how long?
>UNTIL THE VIRUS GOES AWAY
>When is it going away?
>NEVER, IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL
its
all
so
tiresome

I wish I'd had an uncle like Mike.

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I wish. But that won't happen.

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The stupid nigger was doing just fine.
He's going to create a second wave of this bullshit all for
>muh economy

You ass kissing yesmen can go fuck yourselves.

>working girl
How many white babies does she have?

SAVE THE NORF

what they said makes perfect sense
send the checks niggers

I'm an arachnophobe, therefore, I want to fuck spiders.

The left always accuse you of what they themselves are doing

>I'm extremely fucked if it doesn't happen soon
There is likely going to be tax rebates, you should be seeking work if you are not having work and need it right now.

The white pill is that if dems block trumpbux they will lose voters

Me, kind of. Because my family fucking sucks.

Has thing been one social experiment and a way for the Dims to grab power and ruin Trump, but now Trump has turned it on its head and turned it into a long-term positive???

funnily enough, it’s projecting their tendency to project.

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I DONT WANT TO STAND HERE FOR TWO HOURS

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Oh God, Bongs I am so sorry...

ara, ara~

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He hasn't shat on China today, and is also talking good about it.

well put

>you'd have a hard time saying I'm not transparent
CNN: Hold my beer

>restart the economy
maybe we could get the jumper cables and hook it up to another economy?

>You guys are making me ask my own questions

>entire county ordered to shelter in place
>”lol why don’t you just go get a new job”

Meanwhile, we are getting social distanced until fucking June. Glad I already stocked up on whiskey and vidya already.

This is how democrats took the house, used it in CA and AZ heavily.

FUCK CHINKS NUKE THEM
JUST SAY IT TRUMP

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Tighten your bootstraps and find another fucking job you poor piece of shit. How don't you have any savings?? Lmao at your life

>you are allowed to work
depends on where we're talking about and none of it matters if businesses close their doors but yes i think most are still working

Pretty good.

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>I DONT WANT TO STAND HERE FOR TWO HOURS
Now imagine Hilldawg attempting that.

He's kissing chink ass.
He's turned into a total fucking pussy.

Something to note about this- Virginia, especially NOVA, is like 7% Asian nowadays but doesn't appear to have anywhere near the top of the list in cases.

I think this is because Asians are usually pajeets and Koreans rather than Chinese in Virginia. Isolate for Chinese pop and you'll see Chinese are specifically the vector for the disease.

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Absolutely correct.

THEY’RE YOUR BLIMPFBUX
USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT
CALL 877-FUCKNIGGERSANDJANNIES
>THEY’RE YOUR BLIMPFBUX
USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT
CALL 877-FUCKNIGGERSANDJANNIES
>THEY’RE YOUR BLIMPFBUX
USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT
CALL 877-FUCKNIGGERSANDJANNIES
THEY’RE YOUR BLIMPFBUX
USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT
CALL 877-FUCKNIGGERSANDJANNIES
>THEY’RE YOUR BLIMPFBUX
USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT
CALL 877-FUCKNIGGERSANDJANNIES
THEY’RE YOUR BLIMPFBUX
USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT
CALL 877-FUCKNIGGERSANDJANNIES

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>please, user, what's your question

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Maybe he should stay focused on his own constituency and not Twitter bots that spout chink politburo agitprop

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President cuck was probably told to tone it down a bit by Xi

I need a big chunk of money or I'll be in the hole starting next month when bills come out. Walmart won't help that with their pay and im 23 so no one wants to give me a loan

>but now Trump has turned it on its head and turned it into a long-term positive???
I think I've seen this episode before

>>I DONT WANT TO STAND HERE FOR TWO HOURS
>Now imagine Hilldawg attempting that.
she cannot stand she has to sit

>You’ve banned abortions in Texas AND Ohio during the pandemic

Why do you hate women so much? Disgusting.
I should be able to do whatever I want with MY body. It’s just a clump of cells.

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Where's the money, Donald?

WHERE'S THE MONEY?

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They've been asking him to shut down the country literally every day. It's so fucking disgusting.

memeflag:
>where are the police going around and shutting down busineses
ask and you shall receive
wisn.com/article/coronavirus-police-shut-down-bar-that-stayed-open-despite-warning/31757144

So what? Fuck the normies who can't handle staying inside for a little bit.

>not being a coulrophobe
>not secretly wanting to give a girl a real cream pie to the face

Bill Maher got what he wanted. Even with a recession, they won't be able to beat Trump. He's taken charge and is actually acting "presidential," which is one of the big sticking points of moderates who didn't vote for him. I couldn't give a fuck how he speaks or acts, btw.

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>PRAISES SHITSKINS NON STOP
>LOVES GIVING FOREIGNERS AID PACKAGES WORTH BILLIONS
>NEVER MENTIONS WHITES AT ALL
YOU FAGGOTS ARE WORSHIPING A BIGGER KEK GHAN BERNIE.

when are you going to nuke the chinks mr president?

>was at 55% 5 days ago
>61% now

NO NO NO N ONO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING THE DNC IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE HERE

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and another
pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2020/03/22/coronavirus-closures-pittsburgh-police-to-enforce-gov-wolfs-order-to-shut-down-non-essential-businesses/

There's some good news at least.

>I have to make a decision

Trump is going to tell Fauci to fuck off and lift the restrictions

DRUMPF ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SPREAD THE VIRUS AND KILL BILLIONS???

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You guys wanted chaos

...

Tulsi endorsed Biden so you might need to update that image.

The Art of the Deal user. He's negotiating, let the man work

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NJ banned all gun sales. It evens out

and another
fox5vegas.com/coronavirus/las-vegas-police-start-compliance-checks-on-defiant-nonessential-businesses/article_f0620396-6b16-11ea-9ceb-ab35bf40ec49.html
so shut the fuck up with your bullshit

did the shills run away already?

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The abortion clinics have already said they would stay open anyways. GOP have no spine

This.
Fucking dumb faggots spreading shit that could be stopped in 2 fucking weeks.

hush, satan prince of lies

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Honestly I don't mind reruns when they're interesting. This isn't a classic rassling match tho, it's just fedoraniggardry on a national level.

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>MISTER PRESIDENT SHOULDN'T WE KEEP EVERYTHING SHUT DOWN FOREVER BECAUSE SOME THINGS COULD HAPPEN
HANG
THESE
FUCKING
KIKES

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>They're the same governmental branch F A M.

The House specifically only has the power to make spending bills, the senate is powerless

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IMAGINE SUPPORTING BAILING OUR CORPORATIONS BECAUSE YOUR TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO SHUT DOWN AIRLINES. FUCK ALL PILOTS

It's not like you could get any guns there anyway.

Thats a lot of wine aunts in one locale.

>STAY IN YOUR FUCKING HOMES!!!
>OH NOONONONONONO YOU CANT BAN ABORTION ! ITS MY BODY!

>Trump is going to tell Fauci to fuck off and lift the restrictions
Checked and the sooner the better.

They ask the same question over and over and fucking over again in that same condescending tone. God fucking damn shut the fuck up