/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2458

I TOOK 2000MG OF VITAMIN C TOO QUICKLY MY RIGHT LOWER LIP AREA IS TWITCHING AND NOW FEELING NUMB HOLY SHIT

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t.faggot

Are we at 40000 in 1 day?

Reminder!

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>378,394 infected
>16,491 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already this faggot little virus won't cause an extinction level event

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Left for a few hours, checking back in before i get some early sleep in, what was italy's numbers? Shit always gets riddle with shills.

You should be at least a little scared if the fucking president of all people is comparing car crashes to viruses. Trump is absolutely SALIVATING to get the jewconomy open again

Congrats on the 10K cases a day milestone.

Others weren't even close! USA USA USA

ATTENTION

We need your best and most normie digestible nothingburger memes. we are launching a campaign to meme Trump into reopening the country and boosting corona-chan

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>China
>+1 case

You lying fucking faggots just tell us so we can pump those numbers up ffs

kek

Like 50 less than yesterday. Happoning over.

So are Americans going back to work then?

And there are still people believing China?

Holy shit. Lookner is eviscerating Trump right now. The moderators need to calm him down.

relax, you're gonna be all right
you can just shit it all out

Which currency or stocks should I invest in? 750b € extra and they've just started printing

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>ELDER GENERATION
>THE GREATEST GENERATION

jesus america

And now things are being forced to reopen. Her embrace gets closer all the time.

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You just gave yourself mild liver damage retard
Vitamins only work over a long period of time and very slightly

America numba wan

Eat our dicks

I DIDNT WATCH THE PRESS BRIEFING WHY IS EVERYONE FREAKING OUT?????

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BC is rolling out coofbux and we've suspended democracy here so it'll pass. Trudeau also just introduced a bill that will make it so he no longer needs parliament to approve spending.

NO NO NO
WE NEED MORE DEAD EMPIRE-BACKSTABBERS

They don't want to go too far and report 0.

All viral outbreaks follow a curve. I guess we wont know when we're at the top until the rate starts going down, huh? Anyways, maths isn't my strong suit but maybe a smart user can calculate how long it would take to get around 500k deaths with this corona virus. I'd like to get a baseline comparison to influenza. WHO estimates that influenza kills 290,000-650,000 a year. If we start getting there super fast with Covid-19, that would be quite an eye opener. If it doesn't get anywhere close, we know it's happening cancelled.

wewwwwww

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

What time do burgers reports start coming in?

why dont we just kill everyone over 60 years old? i hate going outside and looking at those wrinkly bags anyway lets get rid of them.

Why are people so fucking dumb? Trump is threatening to do this to pressure congress to vote for his stimulus plan that they denied to vote for. Now the democrats are going to be pressured to vote for his bill rather than collapsing America. It’s 4d chess.

Who /Texas/ here
210 here going on lockdown now. Too little too late

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Friendly reminder to keep your zinc level high.

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>4813 NEW INFECTIONS
not great not terrible
youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5HOnq7zD0

sänks for the data

why is it so low?

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>WE ALL MADE SACRIFICES
>I HAVEN'T SEEN MY GRANDCHILDREN IN THREE WEEKS
>MEANWHILE PEOPLE HAVE LOST JOBS AND WORRIED ABOUT PAYING BILLS

REALLY BITCH

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Deathrate at 4.3% and climbing

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it's not 20 gram mind you, it's 4 very small scoops, 2 scoops is 1000mg

he is a sneaky jew. he makes 3k/day without leaving his house. he wants this to go on as long as possible. no sympathy for those less fortunate.

>We're all gonna die to make a number go up

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Guys what's going on in china?

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What happened with the Trump presser?

1 probably is 10,000. If repeaters

So it was a nothing burger after all...

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Anyone else still coofing?

Not sure how long til I deth

Who /keyworker/ here?

whos more fucked,brazil or USA???

>county now under shelter in place orders
>stuck at home with gf
>mfw all I want to do is play vidya, but she's extra horny for some reason
Bois, it might not be corona-chan that gets me.

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user we already know richies are out of touch. I hope niggers rape and decapitate her grand kids when the happening boils over and the economy crashes

>Scitzo's BTFO

Feels comfy

My county is pushing to have everything online march 30th. This is bullshit and they know it.

Forgot picture

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China +1
China +1

They are trolling aren't day?

He said it was a nothing burger, basically.

They are trying to cover up millions of soon-to-be-dead chinks

God's wrath for re-writing the Bible and Quran.

Stop quoting the fucking chinese, they lie all the godamn time

I'm only going to believe what Italy and Spain, the death rates going low is good news though

China is solving the problem. The dead can't catch Corona-chan

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Xi must have called trump to tell him he's about to report 1 cases and Trump isn't going to let Xi make fun of him. We've entered a new phase.

>post yfw china experiences mass death on a level not seen since the great leap forward

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>muh tourism based economy
Why should the greek even bother to pay anything when they're allowed not to.

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>scitzo
nigger are you being fucking serious? get a god damn education instead of shitposting

When are blue check marks getting the rope.
Bunch of hyper ventilating queers

>this isn't what I thought you meant when you told me the US would be all red in November

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zerohedge.com/health/india-now-hand-stamping-people-who-are-suspected-have-covid-19-infections

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The rest of the world, just like N.Korea. Now is the time to gloat even if it's all lies.

Hey Yas Forums pretty soon this will all be you :)
youtube.com/watch?v=lWE7_aetlAc

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OH NO NO NO NO

WHATS THAT BURGERS???

HEEERRRRRRRDDD

>BREAKING - The United States administration has stopped using science to fight #COVID19. President Trump goes "all-in" on herd immunity in order to "bounce" back the economy.

twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1242233392214822917?s=20

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Based desu

Jude.

Is usa going lockdown?

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I have to say that 4chanX memeflag filter is the best thing ever happened on /cvg/ that I didn't know

Was this LARP true?

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Breed her.

Feels good to be a country boy.

ANNUDA SHOAH

Why are thick thighs so hot?

aww yeah, good 'ol branding )

>Burgers were talking shit about every other country in Europe

>Today they’ve found out they’re all going to die for a green number

GUYS GET BACK TO WORK. TRUMP DEMANDS IT

>expecting nothingburger brainlets to understand logarithmic scale when they don't even understand how exponential growth works

>our president would never lie to us
>this president is lying!
uh huh

States and counties are deciding individually

Don't worry Trump said in two weeks everything reopens and we are good. No more quarantines save what the governors do.
At this point I think he is trying to save muh economy and shift blame.
The situation is so far beyond control

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>if only you knew how bad things really are

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We'll find out in April

>the flu

jesus christ if i've ever seen a graph targeted at the lowest end of the IQ scale that's the fucking one right there

>herd immunity
>anti-science

Iu a wällkomm.
No clue, we already had inconsistencies in the data, one day growth of 103%, the next day 24%, could just be deviation.
Might actually be slowed spread due to awareness and social distancing in the population.
RKI says measures already show effect, personally I think it's a little early to tell, but I also noticed lower average daily growth.

Please post Coronachans!

I'm a nothingburger but am a little worried about all the Italians who fled the North a week or so ago
Hope they don't mess with the numbers after today's drop

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>that bell curve

I'll bake next, user

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dying from coronavirus:
youtube.com/watch?v=0VeU8rhYldo

How many more deaths in the USA in 15 days?

Wa state will be in lockdown either starting at 5:30 or tomorrow. I'm a groceryfag and I've received a card stating that I work in a grocery store and I'm on my way to work if caught on the road. If you're caught, it's a 1500 fine.

Your body only takes what vitamins it needs, so you're going to have an expensive pee later.

Coronavirus: Madrid ice skating rink to be turned into temporary morgue

The Palacio de Hielo in Madrid will be used to store dead bodies before they are buried or incinerated as the Spanish city's coronavirus death toll rockets to 1,263

>mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/coronavirus-madrid-ice-skating-rink-21741642

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OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SURE "A FEW"

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1242169247444414473

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cases 63,927
deaths 6,077
recovered 7,432
Now how many active cases are there left? can you do maths?
It's the number of cases that's important.

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>Thousand Spanish from Madrid go to U.K for football game last week ...

Changing my idea, going to work off the escape attempt route. Going to post where it'll start from.

>her eyes glance up at you.
She says with concern
>"I was... I was just getting a bit cold..."
>"he...hehe..." you let out an obvious nervous laugh
>She doesn't say anything, just stares.
>You walk forward and stand by the toilet, mimicking the act of unzipping your dick.
>You put so much performance into the act that you forget to close the door.
>The door.
>A major part of your plan.
>You can still reach over, but the best moment you had is gone.
She's waiting patiently, you're staring at the door.
>"Gi-give me a minute... I don't usually have an audience." You try to joke.
>A moment passes
>Nothing is happening.
>"I, uh..."
"NO! I'm okay. Can... can you just look away for a moment?"
>She knows something's wrong. Her eyes are burning a hole into you.
>"Pl-please..."

>She isn't moving, isn't speaking.
>"I promised, didn't I? Trust!"
>You are literally digging the hole deeper if you make a break for it.
"Thank you..."
>This is the moment you've been waiting for.

>You stand there, frozen.
>"Well, time to get going" you think.
>"Yep... any moment now..."
>But you aren't moving.
>You glance back over at her and while her head is turned, her eye is not until they quickly dart away.
>She doesn't want to let you out of her sight.
>You COULD still make a break for it.
>But you don't.
>You know she'll find you again.
>You resign yourself to the current life you have.
>Letting out a self defeated sigh, you coax what little urine you have into the bowl.

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>OH MUH THOUSANDS/MILLIONS OF CAUSES
Where are the DEATHS?!

The nature tells her that our species will need a lot of kids soon to replace the victims.

We should start a petition for trump to reopen the country

based boludo

A lot but it will be marked as pneumonia because if Xi is playing dirty Trump must too.

What's the rundown on the conference?

SARS antibodies are temporary, no immunity

It is anti-science. The idea that you get a virus, recover and never get it again is simplistic at best. Antibodies and cell memory for coronaviruses are short-lived (in other words, immunity doesn't last long). Also, if you are infected by another strain, it can lead to complications due to ADE (antibody dependent enhancement), another feature that has been observed in coronaviruses.

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830 user here, these fucking boomers are in hard denial. I fully expect some serious shit to start popping off within a week

Our county sent out a shelter in place order just an hour or two ago, if you're not part of essential services and you get caught outside the police can fine up to $1k and/or 180 days in jail

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Today Italian Civil Protection Chief warned southfags to not underestimate the outbreak and he warned the danger if the virus reach the south

BORN TO COOF
WORLD IS A FUCK
中国 Kill Em All 2020
Eat your fake numbers
410,757,864,530 DEAD CHINKS

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I own alot of land in NC, I haven't gotten any calls or anything, wonder what we'll be doing here desu.

what the FUCK is happening in wuhan?

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Roger argibro, kitchen is all yours!

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dude get this shit out of here. i swear you fucks are just as bad as the /ptg/ awoos. fucking cancer.

Present your proof this sint a nothing burger

They did far less tests for today's numbers there.
The mayor of Bergamo says 400 extra people died there compared to the average last year but only 90 of them were recorded as kung flu.

>if you are infected by another strain
I should clarify, it has to be a strain with a different binding surface (a different serotype). Currently, there are at least two serotypes of SARS-CoV-2.

in Spain the old in hospitals are being replaced by younger patients. Old lady chimp outs here about her husband not being able to get care:
youtube.com/watch?v=HT3txGq09bY

You seem to be very informed. How often do you go shopping for food? I want to have fresh things as long as possible but keep exposure and social akwardnis because of half mask as low as possible. How do you do this things and when is the point reached where you should just stay in your bunker and don't go outside anymore and just eat your toilet paper?

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Revelation 22:18-19 " I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.”
^ this

>0 new cases

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>what the FUCK is happening in wuhan?
A larp, apparently

No Neetbux
No free healthcare
Back in cagie
Is there anything worse than being American

>2 days of decline in italy

yeah I'm thinking this is over

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...

I meant the edit, you fucking retard

I don't believe in China. It doesn't even exist, it's a mainstream media hoax.

Welcome back, Argie.

They are back to work don't worry about it, bulgel man

>People's Republic of 0 cases

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SURVIVES ON SURFACES FOR 17 DAYS
>SURVIVES ON SURFACES FOR 17 DAYS
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>SURVIVES ON SURFACES FOR 17 DAYS
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>SURVIVES ON SURFACES FOR 17 DAYS
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>SURVIVES ON SURFACES FOR 17 DAYS
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>SURVIVES ON SURFACES FOR 17 DAYS
SURVIVES ON SURFACES FOR 17 DAYS
>SURVIVES ON SURFACES FOR 17 DAYS

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-23/coronavirus-traces-lingered-in-vacated-cruise-cabins-for-17-days

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No shit that is why the numbers for dead younger people are not being yet reported. They are all being kept alive on equipment.
That will run out eventually and the numbers will rise

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Which thread is the right one ?
And what have I missed today... I know about the stimulus being blocked and dow tanking again...

Go back to /ptg/ if you don't like it here

It’s 4d chess. He wants dems to approve his stimulus plan. So he’s doing that to add oil to the fire.

Trump is going to kill us all for the sake of the stock market

Buy bitcoin

For Italy hopefully, they didn't deserve that, only China deserves this

>2 days
>the virus comes in waves weekly

And of the 55 in Singapore today, 30 were from the UK
Mix and Match...

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>eating toilet paper
Save that for making booze
youtube.com/watch?v=v-mWK_kcZMs

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Spanish government stop report number infected/dead from 6 march to 9 march for making feminist march on 8March

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>41k cases today.
How soon until every country lies like China. Which number will be too much transparency?

..Argie's back.

We should encourage this. i've been memeing on trump twitter all day about how this shutdown is pointless

No ones forcing you to read it, you know

Continue.
Seethe more, faggot.

OH PLEASE MR DESANTIS LOCK ME IN MY HOME
fuck this country of cuckolds

I'm learning Spanish and I understood the first line

Spain needs help

Fugg :DDDDD

what kind of civil unrest are american cities in for

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>countries with high usage of anti-malarials show a low amount of cases
>hinting at chloroquine linked to cases in Africa being low
>we want to get rid of social restrictions soon
>virus should be solved in a few weeks
>people and companies should be working soon again

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I've already heard major news outlets from my country saying that we should start using chips / phone data for tracking who goes where /at what time. This is pretty frightening since 90% of my countrymen are full on the "we have nothing to hide so as long as I can go to barbequse it's all gud" trope.
>meanwhile specialists say shit will peak during easter
>president says we are going to let the country open during easter, because some people might want to return home (after already about one and half milion people from Italy returned), tho he RECOMMENDS them not to

we /herd/ now, us sweden and dutch bros got this, you need to rejoin the /herd/ UK

She is so amazing nothing can stop her

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Is Jim still alive? Where's the streams, Mr Archivists?

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you've been "memeing" on him? are you ANTIFA?

Fucking lol, that march must've been their Philadelphian war bond parade.

herd of nigger cattle

Gotta love that artificially inflated recovery number from China

Good

I mean... realistically italy could have hit 10k deaths and think that's too scary

Or they could just not be counting properly anymore

>China has offered material aid to Finland and Estonia
Thank you daddy

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i hate /ptg/. I didn't 4 years ago when threads were 1% awoo. now that they are 75% awoo they are terrible and you niggers are to blame for it

Dutchfag went back on this already after they started dropping like flies

explains a lot of things
this is why alle people are buying toilet paper before food