BIKECHADS RISE UP

>UK bans going outdoors aside from buying groceries and exercising
THE STREETS ARE OURS

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The same order was just issued in my city.

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My plan has come to fruition! I have an entire shed full of bikes I grab from the dump and buy for $5 at garage sales. They said I was mad! Who's laughing now! Muhahaha

a bike just flew over my house

Wish LA was like this. I would dominate the roads.
What city?

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That is one of the most 70s images I've ever seen

It's going to happen in every city soon enough, and the best part is all the bike shops are shut now too so roasties, söys and shitskins are out of luck.
The roads are gonna become a pseudo ethnostate of healthy white men.

Look at his legs

I've got an E bike does that even class as exercise?

San Antonio, sounds like it will happen in Austin as well.

Why would he wear a brace while cycling?

is work classed as exercise? im self employed cannot afford to sit in house

saved

You'll be dead soon, so don't worry about it.

It's a pedal strap.

Just start claiming gibs lad

Working regardless too, although I don't have a bicycle licence

The Bicycle is a Masi with Campagnolo Parts.

Not even on the big ring, flat ground. He's a poser.

Brit in France here
Macron banned bikes even for exercise. Happy for u that Boris allowed it, he cycles after all.

Also my shimano brake pads have not been dispatched from amazon yet which isn't cool

>He's a poser.
Literally became a millionaire from posing.

Because he knew he was coming to a stop you dumb nigger

>Macron banned bikes even for exercise
kek

People who ride bikes in the road should be fucking shot. Every time I see one of you faggots GOING 30 FUCKING MILES PER HOUR UNDER THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT I just want to shove that stupid toy up your ass. I'm literally imagining your fucking skull wetly crunching under my wheel right now.
FUCK BIKENIGGERS

Remember how that worked out? Frogs never learn.

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Seething amerifat

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So? He can't push a gear? Weak af.

LONDON CALLING!!
Alleycat races are so much fun, NOW IS THE TIME TO HAVE THEM!!

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Nooooooooo! You can't ride your bicycle in empty streets with zero risk of contagion!

Wish i was getting more Trump bux i'd get a new road bike.

>cycles¤ys
Poorfag college numale cope

>RESIST TYRANNY

live your life normally

Based

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best time to have a bike, extra points if you are capitalizing on delivery apps.
checked. Bikes are relatively cheap user, envison yourself riding a bike.

waiting for a better weather

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Dianabol, those back pains are no joke.

That made me kek

I was just thinking this. I just got mine back from the shop before it closed down

based

you homos better not be wearing helmets

Get off the fucking road you cucks
Reeeeeeeeeeee

Do you have any idea how much you impede traffic every time you insist on riding on the middle of the road in tight pink spandex?

This is the most fun ive had since they closed the backroad due to flooding. Its glorious

Nice buzzwords, I bet you're a fat manlet
Pic related is (You)

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Its not like id be protecting anything valuable if i did so WEEEEEEEE

Fuck off Engrish teacher

If you're biking in a city or areas with high traffic, you BETTER be wearing helmets.

wtf are japs really riding bikes on raliroad tracks?

Not English teacher. Stay mad that the yen I earn is close to double your dollar.

I drive a car like an adult

Bikes are for children and poor people

Roads were absolutely silent by 8PM where I live. I imagine they'll be silent even earlier tomorrow.

I'm talking about a new Cannondale CAAD13. Not cheap.

come and stop me

okay fatty

Based bike-prepper

what about unicycles?

>cHeCkMaTe MaCrOn

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Me too, except I stole mine.

Bikes are for niggers. That's why they are always stealing them.

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>GAS THE BIKES, RACE WARS NOW

But you rarely ever seen niggers riding bikes, and when they do, they're children's bicycles for whatever reason.

Cyclists are inherently faggots, every time I see one of you I want to run you off the fucking road, pussy

a nigger on a bike can go far and fast

no need to pay for anything else

They tend to just steal them and resell them.

My best score was one of these for $15. I can curl it with one finger. People are stupid.

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brain damage

On my way!

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Corpus is probably next and I can't wait. I haven't been on my bike in a week due to me nearly being clipped last time I rode. People are too distracted and distraught to be on the road right now. I plan on doing 40 or more miles when the order is issued. Pic related, its my Montague.

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Got my Surly out last week to ride during the quarantine, I even ride it to the grocery store

You would be gasping for air after riding for half a mile on a bike you fat fuck

>Bikefag has a filthy as fuckunkempt hoouse
Not surprised, you "people" are subhuman.

Cycling is for faggots.
You poofters ever been pulled off a bike and stomped on?

Nonsense. The bicycle is literally one of the best inventions on the planet.

For journeys of 2, 3, or sometimes even 5 miles they can be as fast or faster than a car due to increased number of more direct routes, ignore traffic jams, and various ways to avoid stopping at lights.

And the most important thing of all is that they will keep you healthy. Something a car will never do.

Look out for me in my lorry please. Don’t go up the inside of me while I’m stationary and remember that I will have a hard time seeing you in my mirrors if you’re near to the vehicle.

what's the best option to buy a decent bike for the low now?
gumtree? sale facebook groups?
>don't want to steal one

>due to increased number of more direct routes
Ew, city people

Good job fren. Learn from the enemy. All the anti-bike fags are too stupid to understand the tactical uses and the historical uses.

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TRAVEL SOMEPLACE WITHOUT INSURING YOUR VEHICLE, PAYING THE STATE FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF DRIVING, AND ENDLESSLY GASSING UP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO JUST RIDE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD TO WHERE YOU'RE GOING, STOP IT! DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NIGGER?!?!
ring ring
haha

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You're preaching to no one. The bikefag is immune to logic and reason, as the entire world revolves around him. YOU will move as he sees fit, and anything you do that displeases the bikefag will earn his feeble rebuke.

Bikies are the women of the transportation world.

wait for people to die out and buy their bikes

The foyer of my house isn't something I've been prioritizing keeping clean. I've been too busy with trying to prepare for all the shit going on in the world but please proceed to pretend that you know me based on one small picture of my house.

Whatever your local buy and sell is. It will probably be hot but your soul will be clear.

And think they're special for driving a car and sitting on their fat ass.

FYI most Americans have a car as well, fatties.