/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2457

► Detected: 380,439 ► Died: 16,515
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 1934 deaths ~~~
who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/

>NEWS
18 year old teenager has died in Britain
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China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
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US unemployment rate to hit 30%, Fed estimates
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4000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate
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Spain state-run funerary closes, run out of supplies
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'Wuhan denying virus tests to keep numbers down'
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>RESEARCH
Dengue-like fever and rash
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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Infection might cause male infertility
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Resistant to antivirals
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>REMINDER
Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
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Iraq's Baghdad on lockdown, 7 million
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California enacts state-wide lockdown, 39 million people
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Norway expects 2.2 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
22:33: 1,575 new cases in New York state, United States.
22:26: 225 new cases and 14 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
21:59: 287 new cases and 9 new deaths in Brazil.
21:36: 293 new cases and 7 new deaths in Turkey.
20:07: 88 new cases and 2 new deaths in Connecticut, United States.
20:03: 82 new cases in Arizona, United States.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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youtube.com/watch?v=RUJIa-CLlXA
youtube.com/watch?v=E6WkBqH-hs4
youtube.com/watch?v=MHMtHD6RXc8
wyff4.com/article/sc-gov-mcmaster-state-public-health-officials-to-hold-news-conference/31902050
youtu.be/BsT4GrimfLQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>US State Leaderboard
550 total deaths
34/50 states (+DC/GU/PR) on the board (NH new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>NY:
157 deaths
>WA:
110 deaths
>CA:
40 deaths
>LA:
34 deaths
>NJ:
27 deaths
>GA:
25 deaths
>FL:
18 deaths
>MI:
15 deaths
>IL:
12 deaths
>CT:
10 deaths
>MA, TX:
9 deaths
>CO, IN:
7 deaths
>OH, PA, VA:
6 deaths
>OR, SC, VT, WI:
5 deaths
>KY, NV:
4 deaths
>MD, MO:
3 deaths
>AZ, DC, KS, OK, PR, TN:
2 deaths
>GU, MN, MS, NH, SD, UT:
1 death

>Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing
youtube.com/watch?v=RUJIa-CLlXA

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PHONY CORONY DE. BUNKED.

youtube.com/watch?v=E6WkBqH-hs4

>NOOOOO CASES ARE ONLY DROPPING CAUSE *BULLSHIT REASON*!! E-EVERYONE MUST JUST BE DYING IN THEIR HOUSES BROOO!!! IT'S GROWING EXPONENTIALLY!!!! IGNORE THAT PERCENTAGE GROWTH OF NEW CASES IS DROPPING!!!!! ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE INTO MY IMAGIONATION-LARPLAND AND SHIT ALL OVER ME!!!! STOP IT SHILLL!!!!! SHILLL!!!!!!!!!

>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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>Trump is literally going to send everybody back to work during the peak of the pandemic
you are all going to die

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What was the name of that fem virus conspiracy? Forgot to take meds.

PLEASE POST THE KIKE MEMEFLAG FILTER

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Poland closed the sky for russian Il-76 with humanitarian aid for Italy. So it takes 4 times more time (1 refueling) to get there.
What is that?
16 planes flied already to Italy.

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Going to change the greentext a bit. It'll instead spin off the current escape route. Give me a minute

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>over 100 yesterday
>less than 100 today
It's over.

cringe disinfo

I Trust Trump

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Santa Maria today
just the flu bro
youtube.com/watch?v=MHMtHD6RXc8

The virus originated in China. Therefore,it’s a Chinese virus.

Hell yea lol

>GO BACK TO WORK!

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Based Trump helping her reach higher score

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300 Cases, 6 Deaths in South Carolina now. "No Groups larger than 3." - Gov McMaster.
wyff4.com/article/sc-gov-mcmaster-state-public-health-officials-to-hold-news-conference/31902050

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Ugh I still feel sad.

Who wants to eat some COVID-meatballs?

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God I hate these journos, they reek of their agenda

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Please tell me we're still getting Trumpbuxx. Tired of Jewmer ruining shit all the time

It's Poland, what do you expect?

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Gotta be honest, bros.
I just want this to either explode or go away. I don't like this uncertainty of what will happen months ahead.
I'm missing our normal life.

Americans kikes killed more people than virus. Death to USA!

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Drop your names for the virus here, lads, I have a leftist I wanna trigger

Post nose

Someone have to do it...

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>today's over

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY IS THE VIRUS SLOWING DOWN IN ITALY!???????? PLEASE I WANT MORE PEOPLE TO DIE SO I CAN BE ENTERTAINED!!!

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Or perhaps you'd like some face mask pancakes?

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>implying the virus wasn't made by a separate entity from governments paid by the elite

Can this please just be a nothingburger? I just wanna netflix and chill and look at heckin doggo memes...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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anyone have a graph comparing this to bird and swine flu, I would be grateful

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reminder

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Any more big updates for today? Are all US numbers in? I legitimately thought it would easily pass 2k deaths today.

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The COVID-19 PCR tests are for genes that if found individually result in a negative test, but found together result in a positive test. So one false positive is negative, but two false positives makes it positive. How accurate are these tests? We have no reference to know if someone recieves a false positive, or if the tests are accurate. No one can be sure they have the virus. 86% of infected never show symptoms. It's just like the HIV/AIDS hoax!

The chances of a virus mutating across species is ZERO, and across multiple species even less. It has never happened, never will happen, and never could happen. The only way humans can get a virus or flu from another species is if it is injected into them, period. And the chances of it going across species multiple times? It can not happen, ever. Dogs, cats, sheep, pigs, and others have tested positive for this COVID-19. It's 100% impossible. All signs point to the testing being false positive. How many times are we going to fall for this?

It's exactly like the HIV hoax. West Nile, SARS, AIDS, and Hepatitis C are all invented by the CDC and WHO. The testing is even similar to HIV, which is fake. The statistics make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.

Watch this documentary House of Numbers on how the CDC and world governments invented the AIDS epidemic out of nowhere: youtu.be/BsT4GrimfLQ

Thousands of people died to the h1n1 vaccine. The spanish flu was created by vaccinations. All viruses are symbiotic in that they detoxify the body to prevent aging, especially in the respiratory system. They have been evolving with us for billions of years. They are manufactured within the cells. They are not foreign invaders that hijack your cells. That is fantasy. They are as much a part of us as our immune system. We have never proven viral infections are contagious. ANY deadly virus is either man-made or made-up.

Do NOT get tested. Do NOT take any drugs they give you. And for the love of jesus christ DO NOT GET VACCINATED.

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clearly the Polish don't trust the Russians and aren't willing to take the risk.

Poland is the home of Jews.

Wu-Ping Cough

God it feels great being a NEET, meanwhile Swedish roasties are crying in media about loosing their jobs at hotels and resturants

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I think Oregon is under lock down starting midnight tonight from what I've been hearing.

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life is suffering

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what are those sprouting out of the meatballs? long mushroom?

I feel you argie bro

Dems killed the bill so they could push their own, which includes a bunch of random green energy shit thrown in.

仕方ないね

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F for Switzerland

The chinky chinky slant eye gook noodle eater virus

Wuhanic Plague
Wu Flu
Kung Flu
CHINESE VIRUS

bat meat?

How long till Trump backpedals as shit get worse?

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>italy deaths going down
its over?

He has already been doing that for weeks... How long? It's happening currently

it's always painful to starve or be dehydrated to death.

Trump is actually displaying understanding of the situation
weirdest thing I've seen this month

>Thousands of people died to the h1n1 vaccine.
source: trust me bro

Lung Pao

Brazil has beaten the Virus.

meds status: not taken

Only 5 PM in Colorado.

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I used to look at this burger and see the meat but unfortunately the meat is now invisible. It's slowing down and you know it

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>come back from Italy 2 weeks ago
>have problems breathing, coofing a lot
>go walk my two doggerinos on a daily basis as I am allowed to by recent law, go only to the most visited parks from my town
>touch and coof everywhere without being too suspicious
>watch nothingburgers get the virus, wither down and eventually die because our medical system is shit
It's not happening after all~

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LOOKNER SEETHING

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Cope

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He always understands the situation, you're just finally not on the losing end of it

Well its official. San Antonio is on lockdown starting Tuesday 11:59pm

Life is uncertainty
If you can't stand it go ahead and kys

I was speaking in particular of his comments now about how in a few weeks we will open up everything again.
He is rambling like a terrified infant
>we can do both
Yeah we can sling burgers and let old folks die

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VAMOS A TOPE, MIS LARDS

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Liar, we will peak in the end of April. We are fucked.

>Government implements lockdown
>millions unemployed
>massive lines outside labor office
>grocery stores still open
>everyone still rushes in large crowds to get to that sweet sweet toilet paper
Quarantines are so unworkable in practice. They should have been implemented with travel bans before the virus spread all over the world. Now the virus essentially gets to run it's course regardless and now we have the added bonus of crashing the economy. Thanks (((government))), surely you are our greatest ally!

>He always understands the situation

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Anyone else happy that Trump wants to "open up the country" so that even more people can get infected?

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they stopped counting
stay on the ride and dont look down user

Trumps' advisers telling him he will win re-election if only he sacrifices at least 6 million americans to endemic corona.

that gif sauced from a video somewhere?

so is Austin

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Checked
Trump saying "just a flu" and car accidents are worse
Gotta save the economy goyim
Lol mutts are dead

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