/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2456

► Detected: 377,881 ► Died: 16,446
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 2003 deaths ~~~
who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/

>NEWS
18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

US unemployment rate to hit 30%, Fed estimates
archive.is/U3xsR

4000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate
archive.is/IyKVo

Spain state-run funerary closes, run out of supplies
archive.is/ml8Ct

'Wuhan denying virus tests to keep numbers down'
archive.is/tx1CY
>RESEARCH
Dengue-like fever and rash
archive.is/PJp5G

Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
archive.is/1WTiA

Resistant to antivirals
archive.is/pgxDl

>REMINDER
Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

Iraq's Baghdad on lockdown, 7 million
archive.is/W89ys

California enacts state-wide lockdown, 39 million people
archive.is/r1HRt

China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
archive.is/ri1TY

Norway expects 2.2 million infected
archive.is/Ev0PX

>LATEST CASES
21:59: 287 new cases and 9 new deaths in Brazil.
21:36: 293 new cases and 7 new deaths in Turkey.
20:07: 88 new cases and 2 new deaths in Connecticut, United States.
20:03: 82 new cases in Arizona, United States.
20:02: 97 new cases and 1 new death in California, United States.
19:58: 110 new cases in Tennessee, United States.

>LISTS & MORE
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX
worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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youtube.com/watch?v=RUJIa-CLlXA
brrr.money/
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PHONY CORONY DE. BUNKED.

youtube.com/watch?v=E6WkBqH-hs4

nothingburger

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I'm so damn lonely. I wish I had a boyfriend to fuck and snuggle with in quarantine.

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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

The US will go full Japan and just let it spread to keep the factories working until they all fall dead.

>purchase >100 grams of weed
>dealer posts on FB that he has the Wuhan, China Chinese Novel Coronavirus
what do?

First for peak midriff

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youtube.com/watch?v=sCx74U9T6PE

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print harder guys

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since all hope is lost any anons knowledgeable on how martial law works.

Report the fucker to the police.

Prove him wrong

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>PUTIN RELEASES LIONS TO KEEP PEOPLE INDOORS

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Yes.
>Muh stonks

Is it true?

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ROFL
> wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

This “/cvg/ general” is literally being posted by the same two motherfucking retards (I had the posters identified, took 3 minutes) that are battling to have the most comments, which is crazy to me because this board is semi-anonymous so why would they even give a fuck?
From my research I’ve deduced the Yas Forums demographic to 3 types:

-1 Dad with too many kids (has nothing else to do and can shitpost from phone while he hides in the bathroom)

-2 Stay at home neet, literally has nothing better going on in life

-3 The “simps”, literally everyone else is a simp that thinks they found an obscure message board trading underground information.

This is so pathetic either way you look at it! Hahahaha. Anyways, peace out, first and last time I come here, this is literally garbage tier information you should all be embarrassed of yourselves buuuut
I’m sure you already are which is why you’re here.

...

Based Trump saying the opposite of what we should do so everyone starts doing what they should be doing.

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show flag

>US State Leaderboard
550 total deaths
34/50 states (+DC/GU/PR) on the board (NH new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>NY:
157 deaths
>WA:
110 deaths
>CA:
40 deaths
>LA:
34 deaths
>NJ:
27 deaths
>GA:
25 deaths
>FL:
18 deaths
>MI:
15 deaths
>IL:
12 deaths
>CT:
10 deaths
>MA, TX:
9 deaths
>CO, IN:
7 deaths
>OH, PA, VA:
6 deaths
>OR, SC, VT, WI:
5 deaths
>KY, NV:
4 deaths
>MD, MO:
3 deaths
>AZ, DC, KS, OK, PR, TN:
2 deaths
>GU, MN, MS, NH, SD, UT:
1 death

>Members of the Coronavirus Task Force Hold a Press Briefing
youtube.com/watch?v=RUJIa-CLlXA

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not sure if troll or veeeery stupid

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60 cases in kosovo

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These threads have devolved so far from its initial reportings to straight up schizophrenic retards and more blockheads than the average /ptg/ threads
>hurr durr one 18 year old dies
ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING WORLD WAR 3 FUCK CHINKS PREP FOR NUCLEAR WAR!!

God shut the fuck up. None of this shit helps. It’s just a way for you fucking losers with absolutely nothing to live for to have a bit of excitement in your miserable lives.

>inb4 everyone who doesn’t panic and agree with me is Chinese

jyc blown the fuck out

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>Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome
>The Flu

Who was it again that closed everything down? Oh right Xi, Trump, Boris, Merkel, Macron.

brrr.money/

>candle bar still red

no now were moving to reopening everything by the end of the two week quarantine period. Get back to work goyim

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Why is he so obsessed with shilling for the Chinese?
Is it because he's getting a Yellow Fever phase to his depraved somdomite life?

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Fake news. Here in Russia we have TIGERS.

fpbp

Why?
It's like telling a poo a cow isn't God
Nothing will break the illusion

ask for a refund

>comparing corona-chan that is in it's deadly beginning stages to an already established, less deadly sickness
discarded.

I gotta admit, these threads kind of suck now. Not because of anything dying down (it's not) but it's just retards trolling/pasting other retards. It's pretty much /ptg/ now, as you've stated.

Why does Trump have to shill this drug, whether it works or not

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used to store weed in the freezer all the time.
how long does the virus last at those temps?

>500 000 dead in 12 months
>We're at 16 000 before April

It is not even a fair comparison, the flu season starts earlier, and you count at the end of the year. Corona-chan has just had about 1 to 2 months to spread outside of China. Who knows how many dead by 2021.

Filters exist.

take meds schizo

I've been hearing a lot of talk around here (WA) about being sheltered in starting tonight.
But cannot find any real information to confirm this yet.
The governor is going to be making an announcement tonight, though.

Can anyone help me find some info on this?

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That's impressive, but have you ever been to SPACE?

It's pretty much unbearable now in here, full of glowniggers too

>smoke it? Its not fireproof retard
ok, i wanted to hear this

side note, spend 2 paychecks on this weed before work said they weren't sending this week's pay. i spent all my money on weed and 10 pounds of pasta. no sauce. no cheese. nothing else

>store in freezer
yes, planning on storing most of the exotic strains for as long as possible. im sure i'll be able to get more weed but not he cali dispensary shit in nyc
>not sure if troll or veeeery stupid
you're stupid. he's not saying freezer will kill the wuhan, china chinese novel coronavirus, only that it will preserve the dankness

I JUST WANT IT TO BE A NOTHINGBURGER, PLEASE? CAN'T OPTIMISM WIN FOR ONCE??

NEW CVG MOTTO TO UNITE US
WHERE WE COOF 1 WE COOF ALL

>NEW CVG MOTTO TO UNITE US
>WHERE WE COOF 1 WE COOF ALL

NEW CVG MOTTO TO UNITE US
WHERE WE COOF 1 WE COOF ALL

>NEW CVG MOTTO TO UNITE US
>WHERE WE COOF 1 WE COOF ALL

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=8gd_ohoPzYc

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>3k for family of 4

what else did I just miss

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irrelevant when half the states do it themselves. Michigan announced minimum 3 week shelter in place today

ABSOLUTELY BASED SITE HOLY SHIT

the same reason why they tell people to wash their hands, to give normies something to hope for and to grasp at when people around them keep dying and getting sick

Weeks maybe months. For Corona-chan the colder the better.

Has Trump declared a nationwide lockdown yet? I bet $10 with my roommate that it was going to happen today.

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Whatever happened to that autistic Spainish guy who spammed every thread with his "Nothing Burger Restruant" shit? I bet he feels like a retard.

You're delusional

HAHAHA, the nothingburgerfag BTFO

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>this is what italian boomers are up doing at this hour

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but you literally have to smoke it. If you vape that shit it won't heat up enough to kill the virus. Obviously if you eat it you're fucked.

>tfw non-functional ACE-II enzyme
>tfw immune to the nothing burger virus

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*coof*

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i) boomers clog the hospitals. no doctor can do anything but look after those unnecessary cunts.
ii) we don't know the long-term health effects as of yet. a disease caused by a virus of the same family (SARS) caused permanent lung damage to the "recovered".

dios mio la muerta..

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DELET

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Someone pls put a sharingan on OPs pic

Spain is fucking dead. along with Italy.
AMERICA IS NEXT

I alway love when flaglets get all pissy
Have a (Você) user you deserve it.
Good boy, here's another (Você) user. Such a good boy, you are, you are.

Nah he'll open up everything and pump people with malaria drugs until they have heart attacks so he can attribute the deaths to that,

Algerie + Argie in the same thread.

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you're already doing it anyway, so who cares

COMFYS REPORT

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4 months from now

>Only 10 million deaths? The Spanish flu killed about ten times more and humanity survived! Were overreacting on coronachan.

Corona-chan voring humanity/earth when?

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Looks like something from a Tati film.

they will call you a shill, a nothing burger or whatever the fuck is the flavor of the day
they won't prove it wrong

Not if I don't have to.

Before I pull the trigger, please r8/h8.

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You too, delicia.

He’s dead.

Whole planet bro. Wake up

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>let's compare ongoing events with uncertain outcomes with already ended events with established outcomes and pretend that I'm smart end nobody will notice I'm retarded

+40k in a day
Did shills kill themselves yet

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USA #1, when?

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Leave it to Yas Forums to sexualize a world wide pandemic

>Resub to World of Warcraft because there's nothing better to do
>It's shit

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did some yard work today but otherwise /comfy/

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

>this is what italian boomers are up doing at this hour

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Being Fauci must be suffering right now.

why would you spend 700 on a glorified painters mask. the virus isnt as deadly as the people freaking out from the recession it causes

Literally retarded waste of money
Holding a paper towel over your face prevents fucking 80%
You're gonna wish you had spent that money on food in 2 weeks

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Fag. Subscribe to SWTOR.

This is the closest so far

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You better have a gun to back that up

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bargain, what are you waiting for

16.000 tested (proved) deaths in 3 months vs 500K estimated (unproved) deaths in a year. That would mean 125K for the flu in 3 months. Estimated deaths are usually calculated as 15 times the tested proved deaths. That would be 240K estimated deaths for corona so far, even ignoring the fact that china clearly lied about their numbers and that we are not at corona's peak yet.

> that pic
killing only 1 strain out of more than 800+

Glad you appreciate it.

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Pretty hot. I'd fuck the shit out of some girl while she chokes on her own lungs.

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Got to stealthily jack off to Corona-Chan during my online physics tutorial.

/comfy/ reporting in.

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that was literally first order of business newfag, catch up

He compared the novel coronavirus related to SARS, with the seasonal flu.
Our bodies do not have the antibodies required, that can provide immunity from SARS-CoV-2.

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Something outta Blade Runner

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Find me in PA, we can work something out

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Who /comfy/ here?

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What's wrong with that??

wtf is going on

That's not true Chang and you know it

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nothing wrong with it :-\

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MY NIGGA LOOK LIKE HE GOT SHIT ON HIS HEAD *DABS*

Actually will lions be OK with lower temp? Tigers look like a better choice

Nice art, not much material so far on fighting that coronabitch.

By the way, any updates on the cases in Germany?

Checked, based coomer

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Play classic way better

fucking breastlets, when will they learn

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Is it still safe to hoard memes?

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I always liked power. And Sge killed thousands and locked down the whole world

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>Step.
>Step.
>Step.
>You walk towards the toilet at a snail's pace.
>The urge to escape is still strong, but wavering.
>You reach the toilet, and out of instinct lift the seat (you're not an animal) and unzip your dick.
>"There's no way I would make it out before she figures it out..."
>You pull our your member and aim it towards the crystal water below.
>Nothing happens.
>You really didn't have to urinate, it was just a bluff.
"N-no, I... just don't usually have someone watching..."
"NO!" You shout out of fear.
>You don't know what she'll do.

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Go eat a bat

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>Got to stealthily jack off to Corona-Chan during my online physics tutorial.
fuckin' based

JEWED.COM

>they won’t distribute it

NO NO NO NO FUUUUUUUU

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>21:59: 287 new cases and 9 new deaths in Brazil.
How are we not at 100k yet?

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FUCK BERNIE SANDERS.
Fuck Bernie Sanders' brain dead white supporters.
Fuck The Green New Deal.
Fuck socialism.
Fuck environmentalists.
Fuck communists.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who race mix.
Fuck whites who don't want all nonwhites dead.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck jazz
Fuck the blues.
Fuck r&b.
Fuck hiphop.
Fuck wiggers.
Fuck ms13.
Fuck the triads.
Fuck los zetas.
Fuck the yakuza.
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck muslims.
Fuck zionists.
Fuck chinks.
Fuck weebs.
Fuck autists.
Fuck the LGBT community.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck women's rights.
Fuck AOC.
Fuck border hoppers.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck cuckolds.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck globalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck fedora tippers.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck faggots.
Fuck trannies.
Fuck janitors.
Fuck janitor applicants.

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it is happening

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cant beleive someone saved that haha. cheers

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If I'm reading that right, it's 4 full face masks and 60 filters. Good price, but do you really need 4 masks and 60 filters? You could also get half masks and get some cheap goggles for a fraction of the price.

Don't forget that California expects there to be over 25 million infected if the precautions aren't followed.
That's greater than 50% of the population.
>The governor even said that the figure was a modest estimate.
I expect the state to start enforcing the lockdown soon.

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>Spain is fucking dead
yeah but not because of the virus
they are going to implement the same economic measures that got them into the PIIGS group after the 2008 recession
they are going to suffer

>much less less bad