White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #1

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Will soon be a crime to stockpile critical medical supplies.

Fuck you this one had the cspan link with captions, not everyone can listen to his fat fuckin voice.

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India is gonna face sanctions if they don't continue exporting doctors to the US.

this orange retard will end america.

when barr gets up

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Fuck China.

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Wtf he never said Chinese virus. He said invisible scourge.

EXECUTIVE ORDER 13909 IS ANTIAMERICAN

SECTION 102 DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT IS BEING ABUSED

MIGA

HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE

How many fucking threads are there going to be?

God, I'm so mad he decided to stop saying Chinese Virus... that fucked up the whole thing lmao

QUE BABADO

HOARDING ILLEGAL
>"ILLEGAL TO ACCUMULATE IN EXCESS"
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TP HOARDERS TO THE GULAGS

Wrong country.

based

POTUS literally said this flu shit will be over in a couple weeks, fucking new it, overreaction to a fucking flu ruined the world

HOARDERS BTFO

WHERE IS THAT TOILET PAPER YELLOW SUIT PICTURE GUY SITTING ON TOILET PAPER????

WHY DID HE STOP CALLING IT THE CHINESE VIRUS?

how the fuck did cruise ships get crossed out when talking about the wu flu

TP hoarders safe.

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Why dont we just send the kids to work in factories and shit if they cant die from it?

FUCK THAT TP HOARDERS STILL GET THE ROPE

There have been conferences where he doesn't say it. First Chinese Virus presser?

/cvg/ is the new /ptg/. prove me wrong

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Why does this chick keep shilling for millennials and Gen Z?

ptg?

You shouldn't post images of yourself on the internet

not safe from shitting yourselves you anal fixation fags

I would love to have her swab me.

I SHIT IN MY PANTS LEAVE ME ALONE FEMA
>I SHIT IN MY PANTS LEAVE ME ALONE FEMA

I SHIT IN MY PANTS LEAVE ME ALONE FEMA
>I SHIT IN MY PANTS LEAVE ME ALONE FEMA

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Good luck I’m under seven bunkers

Hahahaha he pussied out. The UN is on his ass.

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>/ptg/
i never met him

call me in 6 months cutie, i'll show you my big republican daddy bulge

She wants the BMC, and is concerned about the zoomers.

>I bought 15 pounds of flour right before they started limiting it to one bag
I wish I bought more, I just didn't actually need that much flour.
>*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
>We have information you've been hoarding necessary items
>"No officer just toilet paper"
>*searches house*
>Okay you're in the clear
>House reeks of shit because officer couldn't get his toilet paper at the store and didn't wipe
How is toilet paper not necessary again? It's not important to survive but if americans don't get it they'll clog millions of toilets. It's like saying flour or sugar isn't essential, you don't need it but you can't do a lot without it.

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2m+ dead

ID confirms

They're the one's doing the legwork and need constant affirmation of their work to keep going.

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Trust me goyim we have it all under control!

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>UN
>having any relevance
You can do better than that.

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Hail
But it's going to be a lot more than that

lol shut up tranny

My ID has the initials of the next politician to get sick and die

SHE SUCKS TRUMP DICK TO GET THE JOB
Deborah L. Birx

trump bux

You see, racism doesn’t work against Asians because Asians are actually successful. They aren’t a victimized group like Blacks or Hispanics or Muslims so none of the stigmas against Asians are truly impactful to us. Think of us like an observer instead of a participating group. We don’t care about you. If there were ever a race war in this country, we wouldn’t participate because that is below us. We would just leave your country and bring our wealth with us. So the next time you belittle an Asian, just remember, we probably make more money than you do and the Chinese are quite literally buying up your country as we speak.

So I see that most of the racism recently is related to Chinese culinary habits. That we eat rats, bats, dogs and cats. I hear that a lot. Well, let me tell you something. We don’t care. In fact I’m willing to bet that bats probably taste good. I’m willing to bet that Patient Zero must have had one hell of a meal before they died. I’m honestly happy some Asian ate a bat because it means more inferiors lose their jobs and suffer. It’s funny to think that one Chinese peasant with weird tastes is all it takes to bring down American economy to the point of no return. Right now, China is recovering, starting back up again, and the US is just beginning to shut down. Think about that. Think of what we’ll do to you.

To conclude, you can’t be racist to Asians because you can’t be racist to someone who is superior to you. We aren’t like the Blacks, people you can just fuck with. You can laugh at us now, mock us all you want, but eventually we outsmart you. And we stab you in the back. We are like White people without the empathy. We do as we please, because when Whites go extinct, race-mixed out of existence, the world will be ours. This is our century. This is our time.

Remember that.

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>sugar
>essential

burgers, ladies and gentlemen

What did he say about Trumpbux? $3,000 for family of four? I missed it.

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Popular republic of the united states of america

PRUSA

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As the Old Book says...

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Yes

shut the fuck up zipperhead

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>Basic cooking good used for almost anything you need to bake
>Not essential
Like I said, it's not "essential" as in you're gonna die if you don't have it, it will just make life a lot worse. It's a basic staple like bread, flour etc.

k ty

Preppers BTFO! Government on the way to Waco all of you! TOP FUCKING KEK

Ok microdick

tldr you bug eyed dicklet

Pence is the most boring speaker ever. I can't even pay attention to what's he's saying.

>superior
lol

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>Less invasive testing.
The more invasive the better. People coming in ER all night wanting to get tested until I tell them what it is.

41,000 POSITIVES HOLY SHIT

Can I get a quick run down on the press conference? What's going on? Any new rules or laws in effect?

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The Trump Bux are going to just be an advance on your next year's tax return right?

Like we're not just getting free no-strings-attached money

>shit is still fucked
>tp hoarders are safe....for now
>trumpbux

Thats a fucking demon.

two checks, first around April 6 and another in May

Do you have the side by side of her and her dude accompanied by a cartoon version

Barr said he's going to go after companies hoarding masks, trying to price gouge.

Birx said NYC has 28% positive results on tests, which is 8 times higher than the rest of the US.

Trump said he's anxious to get people back to working.

That's about it.

We aren't getting any money. Senate will never pass a bill.

FEMA
FEMA
FEMA
FEMA

No.

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what does the coronavirus task force logo look like?

Also no chinese virus/kung flu

>Birx said NYC has 28% positive results on tests, which is 8 times higher than the rest of the US.
NY IS TOAST

Holy fucking shit they are going to lift this after 15 days and tell everyone to go back to work

WE ARE SO FUCKING FUCKED WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU ALL PANICKING.

THIS IS SO FUCKED SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE TO KEEP A FUCKING L I N E GOING UP

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Faggot made some random post, saw the id and and opportunity to meme, deleted the first post and made this

You confuse quantity with quality. Get fucked.

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

>PPE
>PP
heh

>just a bad flu season
God damn it Trump just stop

checked ;)

I don't get the picture

TK ur meds

Trump seemed to have completely unfucked himself last week. Like he was finally understanding he was going to have to let go of the stock market and getting this virus controlled was the most important thing.

Then here we are, right back to this bullshit again.
>We have a cure
>Everything is going to be fine
>We wont do lockdowns, ever
>Stop worrying about the coof and go back to work
Larry Kudlow and Kellyanne Conway need to be thrown the fuck out of the whitehouse. I want a president that actually deals with this problem instead of pretending it isn't there.

>Much, much, much less bad

OPEN UP TO BUSINESS
>OPEN UP TO BUSINESS
OPEN UP TO BUSINESS
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>OPEN UP TO BUSINESS
OPEN UP TO BUSINESS
>OPEN UP TO BUSINESS
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>OPEN UP TO BUSINESS

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Barr looks like Matthew Broderick's disappointed father.

>Entire world destroyed
>w-w-well the flu....

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Trump is literally back to ITS JUST A FLU BRO

I can't believe I spent $25 on that stupid fucking hat 4 years ago

They finally moved them to when markets are closed so the retard in Chief will stop crashing the Dow Everytime he reminds everyone how dumbass he is

BINGO
BINGO
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BINGO
BINGO

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>We're gonna be opening our country up to business
So in a week everything goes "back to normal"?

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my former home in north carolina, in the middle of fucking nowhere has a case because of some ny faggot. htey just need to wall of nyc and let them go.

BACK TO WORK GOYIM

With all the fucking positive cases in NY, is the NS stock exchange and Wall Street still open?

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You didn't actually buy a MAGA hat, did you?