>LATEST CASES 20:07: 88 new cases and 2 new deaths in Connecticut, United States. 20:03: 82 new cases in Arizona, United States. 20:02: 97 new cases and 1 new death in California, United States. 19:58: 110 new cases in Tennessee, United States. 19:57: 236 new cases and 3 new deaths in Illinois, United States. 19:45: 55 new cases in Nevada, United States.
>67 days from the first reported case of coronavirus to reach the first 100,000 cases >11 days for the second 100,000 cases >Just four days for the third 100,000 cases
>375,536 infected >16,369 dead >OMG THE END IS NIGH! stop shilling this stupid bullshit already this faggot little virus won't cause an extinction level event
Thing I'm struggling with: >Italy down again Yet most politicians expect millions to get it and the media is in panic mode What's the deal? Is Italy just not testing anymore or is the lockdown slowing it down?
Dominic Young
>No great war in 75 years. >An steady period of economical growth, technological and medical advancement as well as social change. >And then came the plague.
Post your quarantine vidya >Mordhau >Assassins Creed 2/Brotherhood/Revelations >Civ 5
Ayden Peterson
>Literally only 2000 more cases today than yesterday >B-BRO IT'S EXPONENTIAL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MATHS REEEEEEE
No it isn't. The percentage of new cases has been dropping for days. Yes, wowzers, there's new cases! Overall it's slowing down though.
Isaiah Miller
Only with a boner
Zachary Sanders
>dollar at 25 pesos because of the chink flu >goypez decides to cancel a brewery because "muh they are gonna steal our water!!1" >now its gonna hit 30 this week >he will probable use the virus to blame about a crisis that he just made worse we are going to become another venezuela/zimbabwe
Why didn't the WHO warn us about this virus sooner? Why didn't the WHO tell everyone how effectively SK, HK and Singapore dealt with this outbreak and that other countries should copy them? Why did they praise how China responded when China tried to cover up the virus, where they could have prevented 95% of the current cases?
Threadly reminder that Italy is literally going to start Flamethrowing citizens soon. Anons say this is a "joke" but this isn't some thought that came out of nowhere, seems like a very specific thing to say out of any weapon you could "joke about". This is happening.
GUYS FAUCI ISNT ON STAGE WTF TRUMP SAID SOMETHING ABT SOCIAL DISTANCING WHERE IS HE!!!
Henry Thompson
Keep drawing my fren
Aiden Thompson
From what I've heard here in the UK, the government is trying to plan it to go in waves, so there'll be a peak and slowdown, then another peak. The government will implement restrictions then relax them for a while before implementing them again to try achieve it. It could just be that italy is getting to the peak of its first of many waves.
I like how quickly you are forced to increase the numbers but you still believe it's a nothingburger
Jackson Morris
I've got a chrome head. Find it. Pound it. I've got steel arms. Turn it. Beat it.
Aiden Rodriguez
is severe diarrhea a symptom or not? my mother says she can't get off the toilet every day, shitting her guts out everyday. apparently the healthcare system claims it is not a factor. yet here, it has been stated that it is a very serious symptom and if there is blood in your shit, you're fucked. i told her to get tested but she refuses too because she is scared. she also has sever headaches and is coughing badly. my mother thought wearing cotton gloves were enough when she would go out about her day and now she is scared shitless, literally. is peepeepoopoo a symptom or not? i do not believe our government claims but i believe the papers i have read and what was claimed here.
Cameron Morris
>and then everyone shamed her and came to my defense
Yesterday's count was 337 000 cases, now we're at 375 000 cases. Last I checked that's a little more than 2000 new cases.
Jaxon Allen
Trump looks like he's doped on Xanax after a Adderall binge.
Grayson Gray
The COVID-19 PCR tests are for genes that if found individually result in a negative test, but found together result in a positive test. So one false positive is negative, but two false positives makes it positive. How accurate are these tests? We have no reference to know if someone recieves a false positive, or if the tests are accurate. No one can be sure they have the virus. 86% of infected never show symptoms. It's just like the HIV/AIDS hoax!
The chances of a virus mutating across species is ZERO, and across multiple species even less. It has never happened, never will happen, and never could happen. The only way humans can get a virus or flu from another species is if it is injected into them, period. And the chances of it going across species multiple times? It can not happen, ever. Dogs, cats, sheep, pigs, and others have tested positive for this COVID-19. It's 100% impossible. All signs point to the testing being false positive. How many times are we going to fall for this?
It's exactly like the HIV hoax. West Nile, SARS, AIDS, and Hepatitis C are all invented by the CDC and WHO. The testing is even similar to HIV, which is fake. The statistics make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.
Watch this documentary House of Numbers on how the CDC and world governments invented the AIDS epidemic out of nowhere: youtu.be/BsT4GrimfLQ
Thousands of people died to the h1n1 vaccine. The spanish flu was created by vaccinations. All viruses are symbiotic in that they detoxify the body to prevent aging, especially in the respiratory system. They have been evolving with us for billions of years. They are manufactured within the cells. They are not foreign invaders that hijack your cells. That is fantasy. They are as much a part of us as our immune system. We have never proven viral infections are contagious. ANY deadly virus is either man-made or made-up.
Do NOT get tested. Do NOT take any drugs they give you. And for the love of jesus christ DO NOT GET VACCINATED.
fu nu wah.Ching chong ching.Eee waaah. Chinaaa Numba Waaaan.
Asher Carter
Coronavirus Patients in Limbo as Gilead Suspends Emergency Drug Access
The company says it will switch to a broader approach for its experimental drug, remdesivir. But it was overwhelmed by demand for a potential treatment promoted by President Trump.
>Heh, we're getting the police state in full
Hudson Morris
>Flamethrowing citizens soon Holy shit this sounds crazy. 2019 me would never think something like this could ever happen. What a time to be alive.
it is a symptom, and bloody shit is a bad symptom because it implies internal bleeding, which often coincides with partial organ failiure/s get her tested. NOW.
Austin Reyes
Oh, I bet it'll be about price gouging
Camden Young
> mfw thought this shit would be news for a few weeks then go away like ebola-chan > It's getting way out of hand and now even I'm worried as fuck
A genetics firm in Iceland has been very diligent in mapping their findings when testing people on Iceland for Corona.
Apperently they have been able to map 40 distinct versions of covid-19 on Iceland alone. They have also succeeded in following the infection chain and found that the original spread started from three seperate clusters: England, Austria and Italy.
This ofcourse also means finding a vaccine is going to be near impossible.... good luck folks
North Utah is still in nothing-burger mode. SLC is a major in-betwen stop for flights, and everyone here makes frequent trips to that area. People feel isolated from this virus but they'll soon learn how interconnected we are to it all.
Italy already did and is plateauing. No other Country will be as hard hit as Italy.
It's over. Get a grip man.
Henry King
for the herd
Ryan Rodriguez
Had that yesterday It just went away
Brayden Lopez
>40
pfahahaha
yeah, as the article asys on iceland alone
weeks ago there have been already 280 strains and lately i've read about more than 800 confirmed strains of nCOV
and i'm not surprised. this virus mutates fast af and we knew it
Ryder Anderson
Arriba, Efpanya
Nicholas Cook
>A MUTATED BAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE How do you know it was mutated?
Thomas Bailey
>The percentage of new cases has been dropping for days. Stop lying I took this screen shot from John Hopkins a minute ago Even a smoothbrain like you can read a bar graph
Americans, now is the time to dip out. I suggest preparing/acquiring black walnut tincture, OTC Mucinex, elderberry syrup, hard tack, bleach for purifying water (consult online guides for ratios), a filtering system for water (you want filtered AND purified water for drinking), mason jars for storing food (glass is inert, meaning there is no leaching of harmful substances in to contents), plain steel wool (no soap or shit) with a 9v battery (can be used to start a fire). Learn how to make soap with wood ash. Learn trapping/fishing/hunting/dressing game/tanning hides. This is my last message before bugging out. On a final note, get a compass, use the compass to set coordinates so you can refind sites without leaving markers (20 steps west, 5 steps north, etc. Reverse that to get back out.). Zero hour is nearly here, barricades, military equipment, and personnel are stationed nationwide. Git. Now. God speed, you lovable bastards. Action will be taken by government before being declared, shit is now live.
Dominic Parker
fuck FUCK I do not even live with her. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SHE REFUSES TO CALL THE HOTLINE TO GET TESTED WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE AND IF I TALK TO MY FRIENDS ABOUT IT THEY DENY ACTUAL INFORMATION BECAUSE MUH TALMUDVISION
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chase Cooper
I lost the recently posted hazmat running from corona gif. Anyone has it?
Liam Scott
that's good news. i suppose this graph is relevant. it does indeed look like we're in the recovery phase
>Clearly slowing down and leveling out >Clearly less cases percentage growth wise Woah, really blew me out of water.
Joshua James
I've had that for the last two weeks, coming and going. Now I'm getting a fever.
Camden Taylor
jesus fucking christ this shouldn't be as hot as I think it is.
Austin Butler
barr looks like he's attending his own funeral
Robert Murphy
Corona-chan married and pregnant
John Howard
>muh herd >muh economy God I hope this retard catches corona.
Levi Ross
You can clearly see why Fauci isn't there. Apparently according to Trump there's no Corona in Africa because they take malaria drugs, despite it exploding in Africa.
Adrian Martin
I need moar Corona-chan lewds
Oliver Hill
>super high infectivity >severe enough to fuck with you and be in need of a hospital to recover >lethality low enough to be a threat and not kill all it's hosts she's just perfect bros
Ian Baker
You're my favourite updater. Keep up the good work! Let's meme extinction level event into existence!
Samuel Murphy
>posts a graph proving them right You have no idea how numbers work do you? the percentage of new cases per day is indeed dropping by that graph
Luis Evans
How long has the virus been spreading in the States?
Wyatt Jones
Anons I just thought of something. My mother was just discharged from the hospital with suspected corona, still no results yet, but while she was there she was not allowed to do nebulizers to avoid contamination. This made me think. If you are sick, DO NOT VAPE. YOU WILL BE CONTAMINATING EVERYTHING WITH THE VAPOR. STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE VAPING IN PUBLIC. I have not seen anyone mention this yet, but it seems plausible.
When the fuck did the deaths go up to 16 thousand? it was 5-6 thousand just some days ago. You guys need to calm down with this
Brandon Powell
You'd have to arrest Donald Trump, Alan Dershowitz, Bill Barr, Acosta, and Prince Andrew as well as Kushner who was running his pedo and blackmail ring through chabad to get at the elite pedos. Not gonna happen.
>"GO TO WORK,GOYIM OR ELSE" >"OH YES DADDY PLUMPF!"
wew USA starting to lie about the numbers when???
Jaxon Perez
Virus like this has a slow incubation period. Recovery takes a long time. No way it will just suddenly disappear. It aint going anywhere. For a very long time.
Lockdowns are only to slow it. Were still unsure if herd immunity is even possible..doing a full burn out will destroy health systems.
best to let the chinks eventually try it first...If they go extinct. Not a bad thing.
pastebin.com/bKGdfXw2 Alright, gonna do the option where you don't escape since a few user's wanted it. This is the lead up
>You banish the image conjuring itself in your brain >You must be stoic! >"You... I... Look, just let me go..." "You'll... you'll uh... make me angry. Yeah, you'll make me angry!" >Her expression changes to one of disbelief "Yeah..." >The amount of time is absurd. You surely would have pissed yourself by now if you really had to go this badly. Her face grows long, eyes downcast She's forces her body hard into yours. You just can't win. This is incredible. >"Yo-you know I like my privacy, right?" She presses hard for a hug, staring down at your semi-erect member. >Your body cannot lie when a nude female in room with you. >She releases, and slowly drags her hands down your arms, resting on your hand for a long moment. Her face looking at your fingers now. >She turns her head upwards and meets your eyes. You think you can easily slam the door and make a sprint for the window. You'll dive through it. Sure, you may get cut up but the outside world will help you. >"Yeah... it's a promise..." "No." >She beams the most sincere smile at you Her hands finally let go of yours. >You take a step, and another, all while feeling her gaze drawn upon you. >You reach the bathroom door and step in. >Now's the time. Time to enact your bold but foolish plan. >Do you? Do you not? Her reflexes are many times greater than yours...
Ian Bennett
It had a feminine penis
Kevin Wright
Corona-chan voring her victims/the entire planet. I need to COOM and I have a depraved fetish.
Fuck he almost has it finished. Beautiful Cunny soon!
Jayden Reyes
do anyone know how mortality rate is calculated? Do they just divide accumulated death count by accumulated confirm count and call it 0.9 percent? This is not very helpful since the current confirm count is vastly bloated by newly diagnosed, which won't die so quickly. If I use the case number from a week ago, the death rate would be around 9%.
>T-THE GUBERMENT IS PAYING PEOPLE TO FIGHT WITH US ON A MONGOLIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM!!!!! THEY DON'T WANT US TO REVEAL THE TRUTH1!!!!! Visit a shrink.
Poland closed the sky for russian Il-76 with humanitarian aid for Italy. So it takes 4 times more time (1 refueling) to get there. What is that? 16 planes flied already to Italy.
The percentage of people testing positive has been going up quickly. It's now 26%, which means an ever smaller portion of cases are being identified by testing. Go be a nothngburger on /ptg/.
China simply locked everyone in hot zones in their homes and left them to die rather than risk spread. Didn’t even county them as deaths by any statistic just erased them
China ate a bat and now we are all out of toilet paper.
Dominic Harris
>everyone who isn't a doomposter is a trumpie why are you like this
Ayden Stewart
It actually says "people from outside the village do not enter"
Kevin Harris
Fpbp. It’s really disappointing when there’s a pandemic in china and the chinks still aren’t hunting each other for medicinal purposes.
Jaxson Ramirez
>just 2 more weeks, bro
Chase Sanchez
'roided up version of pneumonia, incredibly dangerous to anybody above 60 and since the government is run by boomers everybody is shutting down everything just to save them no matter the long term economic cost
Cameron Davis
All vaping does is allow you to see where the air you breathe out goes.
4 percent presented trucker bum. Is the blood red in her shit? Not as bad likely hemorrhoids or Tyrone was too rough. Dark is bad. Both she should see dr
Gavin Taylor
blah blah blah. nothing ever happens. it can't happen. this can't be happening.
If it gets bad go in there and don't be afraid to yell at them. Remind them what's important.
Gabriel Price
No it isn't. And corona isn't the only fucking illness out there jeezus christ
Luis Rodriguez
So 43,000,000 people will have it in a year. *shrug* ten times that number of people die of the flu in China every other week and we all know that China under reports statistics by 52 times. Let me know when Corona Virus KILLS at least 2.6 billion people on month in China and I’ll be worried.
Thanks sweet heart.
Jack Evans
I can change flags too
Angel Diaz
Thanks for the input frens, suspected as much but wasn't sure.
Hudson Sullivan
>249811822 >people all over the world are inspired by Americans
