You wake up in 117 AD. What do you do?

One word...rape spree

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

Eat.
Drink beer.
Fuck my wife.
Fight Romans.
Die.
Repeat.

I speak neither Latin, Greek nor one of the ancient Germanic languages, so that will be a problem.

I can teach them Integral calculus and Newtonian laws though and catapult humanity forward 1500+ years.

Wololololo

GTFO out of my country swarthy r*Man mutts

Pull out cock, take over the known world.

If you are European and from the 21st Century then you are probably already immune to any of their flus. So actually, cause a few dozen black deaths from all the bugs for the next 19 centuries you share.

Trade with roman soldiers stationed at Aquincum I guess

Disband the Praetorian Guard.

>Romans have their leigon annihilated before their skulls are nailed to trees

Based Germans

Ah, the greatest Arab empire that ever existed.

Convince them that black people aren't worth keeping around, not even as slaves.
Start campaign to slaughter Africans and middle-easterners to prevent the apparition of Christianity and Islam.
Also, convincing the Emperor to conquer Germania (with all its tribes) and start the creation of fortification in Eastern Europe against the Huns.
Subjugate the germans, genocide the Africans and Berbers.

Revolutionize plow design. Invent stream power. Warn them about about blacks and jews and chinamen

exterminate germans

suck dick since I have no money

>You wake up in 117 AD. What do you do?
Take piss, bathe, put on a clean toga, have some breakfast.

Take out my peenus weenus uWu haha!

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You'd end up in a brothel taking dicks up every single orifice of yours, user

Invent corona virus and spread it in R*me

Crush my testicles with a granite slab

>117 AD
>prevent Christianity
>we wuz Romania latins n sheet

>117 AD
teutoburg was like 100+ years ago stop living off history

>go to the slave market
>buy a couple of german boys around 13 yo
>go home
>profit

Use my knowledge of everything to become a wise prophet.Make Rome more advanced and make it a Fascist state
Bring peace and plenty to all of Rome.
Then after that and a few women, maybe a 100.
I will then try to be emperor or something and then kill all the jews. Every single one, no diaspora no mercy.

They are the most vile and evil people on earth I wonder if they actually are demons.

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Stay mad, Iudaeus.

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Go to the senate to inform them about the next people Rome is going to declare war and annex under my command.

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Rape the shit out of it like my visigoth ancestors. Fuck spaghettiniggers, I hope corona destroys you all

I actually think about shit like this a lot. If it were to happen and I had some prep, I'd study every invention made from, say, 200AD to 1600AD, then replicate them all once I re-spawned in 117. You could push forward the singularity by 18 centuries.

>what did this hairy creature said,Flavivs? Does he think that he stands a change against a legion of our boys?

Bring Laserpointer. Rule the world with it

Go to Yas Forums and make a barbarian hate thread.

returns large parts of Mesopotamia to the Parthians

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invent antibiotics and other technologies

based pasta greek lover

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Fuck you Arminius

Shit in a public bathroom in front of everybody and wipe my ass with communal sponge on a stick that was used hundreds of times before me

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HAIL ARMINIUS

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I try to get people to understand my Spanish, probably failing a lot but enough to get a job and find somewhere to live.

fpbp

>look at this printing press so you can spread information fast as fuck
>here is how you make black powder
>there is this Vitamin C which is found in fruits and vegetables and this shit makes you survive long sea adventures, have fun

well fuck

OOH OOOOOH OOOOOOOOOH
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

>117 AD

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Pick up a sword and join my clan.

Prove you can't double the cube with a compass and straight edge. These boomers wasted like 2000 years on that shit.

Contact the greatest blacksmiths I can find and give them blueprints to making a shotgun and kickstart the age of firearms, airguns as well. (Think .22LR pellets.) I can show them how to smelt pellets and thus...well, I think you know where I am going with this. A counter Cabal nation, a new power to destroy them at an early time of history.

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Convince the Romans to give Judaea the Carthage treatment.

Warn them about (((Christianity)))

Dumb fuck, Constantine the Great created Christianity.
>Jesus
Did you fell for the Horus/Herakles/Hercules meme like you fell to Corona?

Build firearms, electrical motors, generators and water pumps.
Rule the world

I feel like giving antibiotics to a civilisation that isn't ready will only lead to bad things.

Die because I'm a mutt and don't look like any race at the time.

>Don't come to the Teutoburg forest tomorrow.
thats not what you said though

the romans were your allies and you lured them into a trap to stab them in the back

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>You wake up in 117 AD. What do you do?

Go find the nearest Polish barbarian tribe and pledge allegiance to the local warlord and ask that I be put in control of causing terror attacks up on the Romans.

I will kill a few Roman soldiers, dress up me and my men in their clothes and make our way to Rome where we will cause damage from inside.

get killed for looking like a barbarian that doesn't even speaking latin or any other language.

Immediately get recognized as a great wonder because I’m 6’ and 210 pounds - far larger than the average malnutritioned male back then. I would be granted easy access to consuls and nobles because of this. Here I would unteach them the wonders of modern nutrition and exercise. I had build a workout regimen of 10k running every day, with pushups/tricep dips/push-up variants/body squats. I would ensure that this gets passed on to Roman legionnaires. I would also draft a couple top craftsman and perfect the 12 gauge shotgun. You only need a 2x4 piece of wood, a pipe, and a nail to make the gun, and shells could be made of anything. I would demonstrate this to military generals, and thus be able to skip a couple hundred years of firearms development.

Once the average legionnaire is trained with a gun and excellent physical fitness and nutrition, I would order an immediate execution of all Jews and Muslims within. Roman lands.

Even rudimentary first aid knowledge like stitches, adhesive bandages, penicillin, and hygiene would make a huge difference in 117AD. Knowing how to eat a balanced meal would give an edge over warring enemies the likes of which will never be seen again. I could drop little seeds of knowledge in algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus, gravity, energy, any thing else, where we could probably have electricity within 5 years of my being there.

I would then prevent the fall of Rome by consolidating power in smaller regions, and expand with brutal genocidal rage into Africa. Here we will be able to mine for gold and other rare earth minerals for trade with other countries. I would completely cleanse Africa of human life until the Sahara desert. I would establish cities here.

*speak

Be sure not to leave a single temple stone, kill everyone, no slaves (exept maybe really young children who wont remember and that would be raised as pagans), burn their holy books, and build a massive pagan temple to Mars Invictus on the ruins of Jerusalem

Get the emperor to ban women rights movements, that's where it all went downhill.

>I would order an immediate execution of all Muslims within. Roman lands.
>117 AD
>muslims
dumbass

>You wake up in 117 AD. What do you do?
Purge and slaughter the Lu clan

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Draw a world map and try to remember the populations during that time period.

>Muslims
>117 CE
amerimutt retard

He could wipe out the Jews, thus preventing both Islam and Cucktianity

>Convince the Romans to give Judaea the Carthage treatment.

As the newfound leader of the Slavic barbarian tribes, I would like to extend to you Romans a temporary peace.

I can commit 100,000 of my men to assist you in the mutual destruction of Judea.

Convince Trajan to massacre christcucks mercilessly and kikes too. Then try it invent technology like windmills and shit to bolster romes economy.

show trajan how to steam power and fucking roll in it m8

>cucktianity
it's too late in 117AD. It's not like Romans didn't try. They had a lot of slaves and Christianity was their revelation gospel. You can't really stamp out religion like that.

Conquer the nips and become the Gaijin Mikado

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Is fuck egalbulus or whatever that faggots name was

but you would still be a Khazar.