/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2454

What does /cvg/ think about this song?

youtube.com/watch?v=xqohApD6Ng8

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How many normalfags do you think will get themselves killed by ignoring the lockdowns?

straight from Facebook

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youtube.com/watch?v=3YK8FckP9KI

India's a black hole

good old times...

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Lockdown is good for the soul user

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Made for BBC.

USA lockdown when?! I want nationwide neetdom and some sweet trump bucks

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> heh

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just finished stalker call of pripyat before it even began rip

i gotta know... is the US in for a rude awakening this week?

>The Division 2
>Generation Zero

What kind of bullshit is that? You just chuck them in an incinerator, how could you not do that quickly enough?

crylaughing emoji/10

Normies are waking up, good. Holohoax debunked in our lifetime.

About to finish Kohan 2. Gonna move on to Armies of Exigo.

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>FOX 10 PHOENIX chat disabled

WEW fox got tired of all the spamming shit

Not for long if hydrochloroquinine is an actual cure

Thing about Italy numbers
date tests cases deaths
3.23 +17066 +4789 +601
3.22 +25180 +5560 +651
3.21 +26336 +6557 +793
3.20 +24109 +5986 +627
Less test - less cases, tell that to every nothingburger idiot who give you italy numbers
Besides
ilpost.it/2020/03/19/coronavirus-bucci-numero-contagi/

Realistically how many deaths you guys think china is on now? over 10k?

what a god damn monster now

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>this is what our Uni teacher is sending us in the midst of the chink plague

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>584 infected
>17 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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SO, DID WE FIND THE ANSWER?

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IF it really obliterated the virus like they think then we'd already be seeing nothing burgers in other countries...but we don't

its nothing like my style sorry fren , ill try tho

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QUESTION
So.. the bat wings on corona-chan.. is that a reference to the bat soup that started this whole shitshow, or are bat wings an indicator of her truly evil nature (as opposed to having feathery wings which are more angelic)?

>I don’t want to be known as the “get off my lawn” guy, I don’t even have a lawn!
>Or a guy!
Based and red pilled.

Most families want their dead's remains, so they do it one by one. None of that '40s german efficiency.

>You just chuck them in an incinerator, how could you not do that quickly enough?
Welcome newfag. Remember you're here forever.

Lads.... cases have dramatically accelerated the past few hours..... brace yourselfs...

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this shit is crazy I cant handle life anymore.

Maryland going one more step toward complete lockdown

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>Have not been proven to work against corona
So much for the so called "cure"

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How do these touchy feely sissy wimps even function on a daily basis in society?

THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!!

I CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR 3 WEEKS!

END THIS HAPPENING NOW!!

>trying to make people feel better
>YEAH FUCK YOU TOO

it takes a long ass time to cremate something as large as a human

AC Odyssey aka Kassandra BRAPS on Spartans

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>4+4+(4*11) = 52

Do they test post mortem too?

Well, my brother got coronavirus. Just glad I haven't been in contact with him recently.

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GODDAMN IT I WANT A HAPPENING REEEEEEE

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us will reach at least 200k cases by the end of this week.

Baby Black Cock

probably a few million, which isn't much considering their massive population and absolutely abhorrent health/safety standards

its a treatment, not a cure

Nothingburger.
Take your medicine. Delusional schizos.
Stop making these threads.

Yes, 52

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COMFYS REPORT

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23?

BRITBROS WE ARE IN LOCKDOWN

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Much appreciated.

time? just keep shoving them in. There's literally no reason to do them one at a time

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unironically why can't we just lock the boomers and ill people up?

fpbp
I was a happeningfag but now I can see this is a huge nothingburger, Yas Forums once again btfo.

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55

3 years would be perfect normalnigger

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52

I be flossing

IOC Member: 2020 Tokyo Olympics Delayed. SA Today reported on Monday that International Olympic Committee (IOC) member Dick Pound told the newspaper that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics are postponed.
>IOC Member: 2020 Tokyo Olympics Delayed. SA Today reported on Monday that International Olympic Committee (IOC) member Dick Pound told the newspaper that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics are postponed.
IOC Member: 2020 Tokyo Olympics Delayed. SA Today reported on Monday that International Olympic Committee (IOC) member Dick Pound told the newspaper that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics are postponed.
>IOC Member: 2020 Tokyo Olympics Delayed. SA Today reported on Monday that International Olympic Committee (IOC) member Dick Pound told the newspaper that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics are postponed.
IOC Member: 2020 Tokyo Olympics Delayed. SA Today reported on Monday that International Olympic Committee (IOC) member Dick Pound told the newspaper that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics are postponed.
>IOC Member: 2020 Tokyo Olympics Delayed. SA Today reported on Monday that International Olympic Committee (IOC) member Dick Pound told the newspaper that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics are postponed.
IOC Member: 2020 Tokyo Olympics Delayed. SA Today reported on Monday that International Olympic Committee (IOC) member Dick Pound told the newspaper that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics are postponed.

BASED DICK POUND IS BASED

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Based retard who can't into maths.

Simpler times. Remember when we could go outside?

is he okay?

I don’t know about you all... but this is the first time since college since I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for this to happen for 5 years. The point where 1 silver Roosevelt dime buys me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered a conversation with a roastie milf with a ring about corona in the water aisle... and I said it’s a cover for trump to bring us on a gold standard. She was looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l, have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

That's why its artistic user. The meaning comes from both of the things you mentioned. It's a coincidence that creative artists are highlighting.

very cute corona
wouldn't mind getting coofed on

About to finish AC Odyssey and start Kingdom Come

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Wait, no, 132.

more like billions

if i fail on that got any other request ?

3,270

This train has no breaks, lad, so quit being a fag, buckle up an enjoy the ride

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28, i cho?

Prepare for a big old nope. You'll get relapses as well as complications with people on other drugs. That study that was being used had a sample size of 6.

how do you?

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Add the wings and its a 10/10

HERD CANCELLED

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has our based user made more?

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28

LA user again. ITS HAPPENING

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Lol they don‘t get the remains

> telling people you have supplies

You are already dead

Bat soup.

Today I went shopping for anything that I was running low on - booze

>Ended up washing the cans of beer like a fucking autist

Anybody else getting a bit mad from all this?

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ok

same as you

What the hell is wrong with Australians? How do these niggers live on a fucking farm and not have food literally growing out of the ground? This family looks like they have at least 4 sons in their late teens/early adulthood, why the hell aren't they helping out their ma with grocery shopping or money? They're all on welfare and don't have $1000 to stockpile groceries. Jesus Christ.

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Is there a collection/archive of Corona-chan art?

i thought it was a troll post because of dick pound kek

I guess it's 132

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If this fits your style. Don't know if you're more anime inclined.

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Yeah why not make a common cold thread too?

Nothingburger as proved by Italy and mods should start deleting these shill threads alreadyl.

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Bats are naturally diseased creatures, mammals that made a pact with satan to be able to fly and now live feverish and psychotic lives in symbiosis with neuro-invasive viruses which they nurture to spread and kill other mammals.

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>1 orange = 15
>1 red = 5
>1 green = 3
5+5+3+15 = 28

R..right??/.....

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the remains are infected, that's part of the reason why they're being burnt

g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/23/brasil-tem-1891-casos-e-34-mortes-por-novo-coronavirus.ghtml
1891 cases in Brazil.
We'll be fine.

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A bit over 8mio

Of course not. Just glad he's stuck in his flat. Hopefully I can get some of his shit if he dies.

Will normalfags appreciate NEETS after this?

wow, that's pretty shitty, user. but that's some OC right there, so carry on

too many typos wtf

195

I am sorry this was all my fault. I saw a shooting star and wished the world to becomes neets. Sadly it took a turn for the worst way possible.

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Hihihihihihihi

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multiply at the end.

I bet your state doesn't have a more perfect curve than mine

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>work at walmart
>coworker coofing a lot
>sounds incredibly ill

Lads...is this the end?

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how bad is it?

Yes he did

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>even a week later my cans taste vaguely like bleach

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You should have just given her some gum or mints and told her there's more where that came from, that way she would remember you as the guy that always has gum.

>manufactuting

nice, they have zoomers writing these up.

>they actually painted this shit on a church wall here in romania
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M DYING

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shit, you are right