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Boris Johnson tonight announced a lockdown plan to stem the spread of the coronavirus in the UK as he told the nation to stay at home. People will only be allowed to leave their home for the following 'very limited' purposes:

>Shopping for basic necessities as infrequently as possible.
>One form of exercise a day.
>Any medical need, to provide care or to help a vulnerable person.
>Travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary.

Meanwhile, the PM has announced a ban on:
>Meeting with friends.
>Meeting with family members you do not live with.
>All weddings, baptisms and other ceremonies but excluding funerals.
>All gatherings of more than two people in public.

The PM said the police will have the powers to enforce the lockdown measures through fines and dispersing gatherings.

To ensure people comply the government is also:
>Closing all shops selling non-essential goods.
>Closing all libraries, playground, outdoor gyms and places of worship.
>Parks will remain open for exercise, but will be patrolled.

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whos gonna snitch on there neighbours

Me, i hate the slag and her nigger music at 1am

MANDATORY GOYJUICE WHEN?

AHHHHHHHHHH

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yfw london is going to get absolutly decimated before this is over, not only that the absolute worst elements are going to be the ones to do it.

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HHHHHHH

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just gonna straight up ignore this shite.

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I got silenced in chat for calling London a middle eastern country
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STAY INSIDE, GOYIM

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Is this gonna cause another wave of panic buying?

>WEDDINGS AND CREATION OF LIFE BAD
>DEATH AND FEAR OF THE PUBLIC GOOD

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because it has your address on your Going Outside licence

>Want to go to boots tomorrow to grab some pills
>Afraid to be stopped, even though it's a valid reason

Is asthma grounds for not working and self-isolating?

Literally asking for a friend.

My already shitty internet is going to be even worse with everyone off work.

Nevermind. Ordered the Oxford Complete Shakespeare to keep me occupied.

nonce

OI YOU GOT A BLOODY LIOCENSE TO EXERCISE?

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you should get a letter from the nhs that will tell you if you can stay at home or not.

Yes, this is simply an experiment to see how ppl react to being closed down & told to stay inside. Will ppl actually do it when it is clear the figures of the beer flu do not match the modelling that came out of Chinkland, Iran & Wopland?

yes. it should be

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Do the new police powers allow them to ask your name and where you are going if you are not suspected of a crime? last time I checked unless they suspect you of something you do not have to answer.

Are we now the last stand of herd immunity?

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Yes, the shops will be rammed tomorrow

everyone in the government deserves to die but I respect the law too much to do it s m h

AIDS was the same
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They can get fucked, I'm going to go about my business and if the police stop me I'm just going to say I'm shopping for basics.

Martial law means military - the army aren't involved yet

Just one question, what are the true figures of dead in Iran and china?

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE LOOTING AND ANARCHY!

>IMPLYING THE POLICE AND MILITARY AREN'T ESSENTIALLY THE SAME THING

Righto. Think they want to keep working to stay sane though desu.

>respecting the law
Okay cuck.

hopefully the police are a bit too heavy handed in breaking up gatherings of americanized urban youth and they chimp out

looks like factory workers can work still

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Travelling to and from work, but only where this absolutely cannot be done from home

They really aren't, we aren't the US, almost all police officers aren't armed still

>tfw want communist revolution but mummy said no

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London, Birmingham and to a lesser extent Manchester are
going to be fucking bloodbaths. The niggers and sand niggers
are going to chimp out like never seen before. It going to be the
biggest red pilling we have ever seen.

You think there's enough police to enforce this, they have been planning to use the military to enforce it just hasn't been stated yet

>mummy says i can do it before bed

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thas rite

if you think about it there hasnt really been a riot while everyone has decent cameras on their phones and everyone has phones. the footage out of the next 2011 scale riots will be kino.

The smartest thing to ever come out of Edwina Curries mouth is John Majors cock

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so why can't we just lock up the boomers and ill people? I haven't seen anyone actually refute this

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>All gatherings of more than two people in public

That’s the butlins holiday down the shitter then lads.

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so should i go to work tomorrow or not?

yes, it's something that genuinely compromising your ability to fight the disease. lots of people have died directly because of it. get the exemption ASAP

>IMPLYING PEPPERSPRAY AND TASERS DON'T COUNT AS ARMS

That's an anti-cuck measure if ever ive seen one.

just tell them you're sick they wont ask twice

From tonight *all these* will close:

Clothing stores

Electronics

Hair salons

Nail salons

Beauty salons

Outdoor and indoor markets (non food)

Libraries, community and youth centres

Places of worship

Bowling allies, arcades, soft play

Playgrounds

Hostels, hotels, B&Bs

What do you do dimwit?

I'm going in with the full expectation of being sent home again.

so fucking glad I got my hair cut on friday. hopefully we're back open again in 3 weeks

its just my uncle who i give a hand with carpet fitting time to time, ill just tell him i think its a bad idea

>not garden centres
Time to dig for victory!

>they think that closing down the churches is going to help us

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2011 riots will be tiny compared to what is about to happen. And
when all those thousands of lovely HD videos come out,
showing a sea of brown and black cunts chimping out its going
to be glorious.

I don't even care about the redpilling, I want disorder, I want the government to lose control of the situation, I want just complete lawlessness, I want police to abandon their posts. From this a new order can be created.

carpet fitting

Honestly can't wait. I should have gotten popcorn.

>I............I just wish i had game theoried herd immunity more.......*BEEEEEEP*.......

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Might as well make money whilst you can the houses will be empty or at least the rooms your working in right?

>this is a crisis. The chancell- I mean, the Prime Minister must be granted emergency powers

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the majority of people are aware of what's going on they're just inactive. If Rotherham and the rest didn't cause some spontaneous white revolution then nothing will besides localised community organising and agitation which will take time.

If everybody who was on our side started acting tomorrow we would win simple as. Our goal is to examine the paralyzing effects on the indiginous population and how to remove them.

This is the start of agenda 21, I already wiped everything and im leaving now, don't say I didn't warn you
You could have prevented this

Thats all apart of the red pilling fren

London will collapse .

what new powers do the police have? the coronavirus bill does not seem to grant them any extra powers?

not sure about it being empty or not. just worried cause my uncle takes care of my 92 year old grandad

Based scouser edwina

i would say yes till its not,the advice is so vague to be honest.

I know lad it's going to be glorious, most of them already have it

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ITS A CONSPIRACY THAT ALEX SALMOND GETTING LEGALLY EXCUSED FOR RAPING WOMEN IS NOT FRONT PAGE NEWS INSTEAD OF THE CORONA VIRUS.

>"D'ya like that, ya wee bitch?"

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Empty streets with no coofing boomers! Yay

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