/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2453

► Detected: 376,780 ► Died: 16,428
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 2021 deaths ~~~
who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/

>NEWS
18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
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US unemployment rate to hit 30%, Fed estimates
archive.is/U3xsR

4000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate
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Spain state-run funerary closes, run out of supplies
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'Wuhan denying virus tests to keep numbers down'
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>RESEARCH
Dengue-like fever and rash
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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Infection might cause male infertility
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Resistant to antivirals
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>REMINDER
Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

Iraq's Baghdad on lockdown, 7 million
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California enacts state-wide lockdown, 39 million people
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Norway expects 2.2 million infected
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>LATEST CASES
00:29: 109 new cases in Germany.
00:27: 122 new cases and 3 new deaths in Spain.
23:53: 76 new cases and 1 new death in British Columbia, Canada.
23:45: 178 new cases and 4 new deaths in Louisiana, United States.
23:36: First 2 cases in the Gaza Strip.
23:07: 70 new cases and 6 new deaths in Georgia, United States.

>LISTS
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5 MONTHS LATER AND:
>0.0046% of world population infected
>Only 16k deaths
>No sign of losing access to food, water, electricity or internet

Woah, some happening.
Take. Your. Meds. Schizos.
It's a big fat nothingburger and no one outside these garbage threads gives a shit anymore.

>NOOOOO CASES ARE ONLY DROPPING CAUSE *BULLSHIT REASON*!! P-P-PEOPLE ARE JUST DYING IN THEIR HOUSES BROOO!!! IT'S GROWING EXPONENTIALLY!!!! IGNORE THAT THE PERCENTAGE OF NEW CASES IS DROPPING!!!!! ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!

>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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>tfw this is what they meant by /herd/ all along

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Italy has already plateau'd, schizos
Other countries will soon follow.
It’s over.
No country will be hit harder than Italy. It's over.
'Happening' never even happened.
You lost. Take your loss like men. Stop these threads, it’s sad at this point
No more /cvg/ threads by mid April

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Why is it always the meme flag?

i've read that ascorbic acid vitamin C was bad for arteries and shit, is it true

So, nothing will change from this in the UK?

Take hydrochloroquine!! It's a COVID-19 cure!!!

hey how long is this happening going to last

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>demosharts are too busy jewing up the bill and making it all loans for white people
>during a fucking epidemic

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What does /cvg/ think about this song?

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Tell it to me like it is, Yas Forums:

Is this really as world-changing as so many claim it to be? I hope it is, gor the better, but I cannot help feeling as if things will go back to how it was as soon as this pandemic is over.

>INDEFINITE /LOCKDOWN/

Gonna wish you licked a doorknob in a month.

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tune in and be /comfy/

POTUS LIVE STREAM
>POTUS LIVE STREAM
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Why is Brazil getting hit so bad? Something about the bats?

r8 my OC

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>coronavirus emerges in saudi arabia from camels via bats
>who calls it middle east syndrome
>same thing happens in china
>who calls it sars-cov2
Why?

Olympics unofficially suspended. When it will start is still up for deliberation. I don't know if they will officially announce the postponement but they probably will.

Wait for this on your favorite MSM soon.

Guys, I think I have autism.
After watching the daily Civil Protection livestream a few hours ago, Youtube started recommending me videos of autistic kids like this one: youtube.com/watch?v=YtvP5A5OHpU

From what I can remember from my childhood, I'm pretty sure I had most of the symptoms/traits/signs I'm watching right now. Looks like my parents hid it from me for more than 20 years. How can I absolutely be sure that I'm on the spectrum?

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Df here still taking them

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This is going to bite him in the ass so hard

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Nice. How did you do this? Frame by frame?

Remember to wash your purchases.

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Less tests, less cases and deaths.

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>received an e-mail from Uni
>announcing that they just created some gay ass "mental health support" hotline for the students here to call in if they are distressed over the the entire covid19 situation
>only allowed to talk up to a maximum of 30mins to whichever volunteer happens to be available at that hour
>likely will just tell you nothing but to calm down and reminding you to not panic and stay strong and all the basic shit
I don't understand who would actually call into this. Maybe ultra normalfaggots for sure, but Jesus Christ... This is embarrassing.

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Ahh... I'm gonna.. I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF
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>brasil numbers

we all going to die,r-right????

has anyone reported on how Germoney has their death rate so low?

youtu.be/AToF8O5T86s?t=301 Chloroquine works against SARS-CoV-2 because it is a zinc ionophore, meaning it opens a pathway into the virus for ionic zinc to get into the virus and kill it.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25050823 Quercetin, a supplement available in the U.S. without a prescription, is a zinc ionophore.
mcgilltribune.com/sci-tech/montreal-researchers-propose-a-treatment-for-covid-19-170320/ Montreal researchers propose quercetin as a COVID-19 treatment, say it has anti-malarial and anti-SARS effects.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21302433 Quercetin permeates the blood brain barrier. So, it could even treat neuroinvasive SARS-CoV-2 if it is confirmed that SARS-CoV-2 is neuroinvasive.

Quercetin + zinc gluconate (ionic zinc, also available as a supplement without a prescription) could be an effective COVID-19 treatment, possibly coupled with Zithromax as well if you can get your hands on some bird Zithromax.

Note that quercetin is not water soluble. It is oil soluble. You must dissolve it in something it is soluble in for it to be bioavailable. It will do jack shit if you take it as is. Perhaps the most practical method is dissolving it in a small amount of hard liquor. You could dissolve it into some oil/butter and drizzle that on some toast, too.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6418071/ Lecithin greatly increases bioavailability of quercetin. Liquid lecithin would be an ideal solvent for quercetin consumption.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25050823 Epigallocatechin gallate is also a zinc ionophore.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigallocatechin_gallate Epigallocatechin gallate is found in green tea.

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No day is ever truly the same, user.

how do you disinfect the sink after?

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youtube.com/watch?v=aX5n0DYXnUQ

This is not just a happening, this will be the biggest happening this WW2.

You should be afraid, and you should not leave your house and risk your parents lives or grand parents life.

Lads, good luck I think it's fucking game over for this whole year.

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Nice/10

This is why mother nature is punishing us user.

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400k by tomorrow?

With fire.

Might as well be, as bad as things are.

Nothingburger.
Schizos, it's time to take your meds.
Stop making these threads.

The most annoying thing about "people" like this guy is that if it slows down and eventually goes away, they'll act as if it was all a load of nothing, even though the only reason it was dealt with was because those in charge actually took it seriously and acted accordingly.

>what is the link between schizophrenia and andrenochrome?
>why are ashkenzi jews prone to schizophrenia?
>how is adrenochrome harvested?
>why were jews expelled from 109 countries?
>what is the origin of the "vampire", and why does the myth exist universally across cultures?
>what is pizzagate?
>why do the people named in pizzagate theories seem to contract corona at incredibly high rates?
>how do the chinese prefer to prepare their meats?
>how many chinese died of corona?
I need these answers anons. You do, too

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Good, but that should be Earth she should be sitting on

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>dr redfield thumbnail

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I bought a liter of ethanol and rub something soaked with it on all the packages

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15496046
shortened the duration of the common cold when it was administered within 24 hours of the onset of symptoms.
infowars.com/oxford-university-report-on-documented-antiviral-effects-of-zinc-in-human-body/

>4 books instead of 5 in the last line
>4 o'clock instead of 3 o'clock in the last line
>Missing square in the pentagon in the last line
4+4+4*11=52
>4+4+4*15=60

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Any really cute Corona-chains?

Yes. Took too long lol

Redpill me on hydroxychloroquine.

It should be my face she’s sitting on or smothering with those milkers.

Can you draw corona-chan at a beach with spring break University students?

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Looks like I'm finally going into lockdown

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Actually super good, nice job user, keep it up

How is the death rate so low in germany?

Based flintstone vitamin shill

strand of flu no one is vaccinated from getting absurd media coverage to take attention away from the election

I hope you're using ice water, otherwise that's a great way to get those chickens to start developing bacteria.

Sa-mi bag pula, o sa ajungem ca restul Europei daca curvele si pizdele astea din universitati preiau controlul. Vom fi Suedia Europei de Vest intr-o buna zi.

checked. This globalized system of never-ending growth and endless greed and destruction of the earth summoned Corona-chan.

Except our terrified boomer ruling class.

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HAHAHAHHAHA
Burghers poisoning themselves with chloroquine.

Stupidity will take more toll than the virus.

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OH NO NO NO

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Seethe, greek fag
just get someone to fake suiccide over spending too much time in quarantine, then play a gunshot sound followed by total silence. Should be pretty good

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That's basically guaranteed.

i wonder how those suicide hotlines work. Errr allo, i'm a sucidal faggot, how are you doing ?

like Y2K.
Tech workers prepared for the event so well, nobody fucking noticed.

Bros how will trannies get their reassignment surgeries now?

Unless a top-secret investigation is undergoing RIGHT NOW, expect China to get away with this crap scott free, as by the time the world will start focusing on that hellhole any sort of proof that could incriminate it will be long gone.
Been said that, what kind of changes do you expect in the near future?
My guesses:
>outlawing wet markets and that sort of crap worldwide
>mandatory temperature scanning at airports and at largely crowded events
>mandatory mask wearing during flu season
>mandatory sanitizing gel in virtually all workplaces and schools
>serious talk about mandatory chipping, if not mandatory then highly "encouraged"

Doesn’t this have a pretty long incubation period?

I’m assuming a lot of the deaths in Italy initially were Chinks that got infected all at once. We’re now seeing normal Italians falling ill.

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Happening cancelled. trump already wants to end social distancing. that means it's not bad.

>trump ends quarantine after 15 days
>nobody infected anymore
>economy goes back to normal

How will you cope with this?

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Yeah, b-but hydrochloroquine is gonna save us all!!!

meant for

why do bats harbor viruses?

my dad might have it, hes in his 70s, fairly healthy except for high blood pressure
uhh what are his odds bros?

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will try ,got any refs ? or similar concepts ?

Didn't the poisoning happen in Nigeria, and wasn't they (ab)using a chloroquine derivate which should only be used to clean fish tanks?

Why don't the mods ban people who deny the deadliness of this virus?

>this is a photo from yesterday
STOP GOING TO THE FUCKING CHURCH THERE'S A PANDEMIC HAPPENING HOLY SHIT

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user, you have to understand that most normies have never been in a situation like this or haven't planned, they need stuff like this to try to cope or make their lives a bit better, yes it's dumb for us shitposters but it'll help them cope and be okay

>assuming
bullshit whats the real reason.

I'll laugh at nothingburger retards like i did in the months prior

local democrats won't comply

Remember all the burger posters saying to buy fish anitbiotics and shit?
>cunts die
>remembers

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>mandatory mask wearing during flu season
>mandatory sanitizing gel in virtually all workplaces and schools
DESU these doesn't sound bad at all

nayttaa mahtava!

Take your meds schizo, i'm the greek fag (aka sane person)

noice

Haha this is gold. I was thinking yesterday while speeding to work that if the bacons pull me over I would tell them I thought I saw a bunch of corona back there and they were chasing me. I wonder how it would hold up in court. I'd probably get med'd

Oh god can’t wait for 400k Coronachan

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I SAY NOTHING

YOU
SAY
BURGER

NOTHING

>he doesn't know

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>mindless old hags and mindless young cunts
Well of fucking course.

Little winged devils

That would be cause for celebration though?

You're not wrong, but at that size, she's sitting on ALL our faces

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Cope more, schizo, we are winning.

so i've read that ascorbic acid caused arties problems and shit, is it true

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what are you talking about? your country has already beat the virus. things are getting better. the peak has been reached in italy. the nothingburger discord said so. it's not going to kill millions

>taking medical advice in Yas Forums
They deserve it desu famalamalam

Fuck off you retarded disgusting smelly greasy med

wash with soap and water than spray with lisol or whatever

>Didn't the poisoning happen in Nigeria?
Oh, no no no no no....

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50/50 when??

wsj.com/articles/a-state-by-state-guide-to-coronavirus-lockdowns-11584749351

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>4 Chan user
>wonders if he's on the spectrum

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Because this is not reddit.

It fucks up your kidneys and gives you kidney stones if you take too much

Is there hope for Italy?

Here coronafags, we are the news now:

Will all of this blow over?:
youtu.be/IblodcMTK4Y

More corona tinfoil and predictions:
youtu.be/RjLQu61pyEQ
youtu.be/IqdYSzgVwWY
youtu.be/nkIVbF9BnNY
youtu.be/npOFpuyN-Ao
youtu.be/R2-KZN90dAI

The silver pill and beaver posting:
youtu.be/R42CflofEBs

International:
youtu.be/iqBN64V7gZ4

Red Pills:
youtu.be/DUixkHt4Emk
youtu.be/5H3HXKi1Z8U
youtu.be/SNDd855bmv4
youtu.be/tDLrASCz5Ug

Misc:
youtu.be/ViTCxJOAGmI
youtu.be/tgKeAh6LXos
youtu.be/NCk65_86ww0
youtu.be/jRafLzOwHeQ
youtu.be/erNpbDw4ax0
youtu.be/Epkxy1rZUHg
youtu.be/FikWvJ0HKjQ

>why do bats harbor viruses?
Everything does.

what is this?

RUN, FOREST, RUN!

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boypussy ain't gonna rape itself

Yes, in hyper dosis
Vitamin C is vital for collagen build.

1488

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Take your meds schizo, he bent your faggot little virus over.
Get over it and get a grip.

It has a very narrow toxicity range that’s why it became unpopular.

It's time for your medicine, little schizoid.
*Airplane sounds* open your mouth

Niggers

NIGGER

By the way I obviously meant China-style wet markets that have clearly appalling hygiene standards.

Can you do earth chan as the joker and corona as the "joker" card

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How can we still not tell whether it's happening or not?

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Yes.

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>i'm the greek fag
Topkek

what the fuck it's chloroquine? I've been drinking chlorine...

I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

52, pls corona spare me

i can tell you didn't drink enough

Cute maid

Press T to thank Coronachan!

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kys

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29 nigger

When will Donald J Trump gonna drop bombs on those wet markets?

I should have phrased it differently.

Why is Brazil getting hit such a bad thing? I remember somebody mentioned that the bats would be carriers since there are so many of them.

But how would the bats be carriers? Are they susceptible to getting the virus? I don't understand.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15496046
shortened the duration of the common cold when it was administered within 24 hours of the onset of symptoms.
infowars.com/oxford-university-report-on-documented-antiviral-effects-of-zinc-in-human-body/

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vitamin C caused this!?!?

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Dear Lord;

19 years have passed since the towers of finance were sacrificed in your name.

This proved to be fruitful, bringing forth the PATRIOT ACT.

5 years ago, we brought the mongrel hordes to europe.

This proved to be fruitful, bringing forth FEAR and SUBMISSION.

We are now in the midst of bringing you a new gift, 19 years after the inauguration of your spirit into our realm.

This new gift will be PROLONGED, and LONG LASTING.

It will bring ORDER which will emerge from CHAOS.

Lord Spongebob, we shall crush the people under the weight of their own anxiety in your name.

May they sell high, so that we buy low.
May the shelves run empty.
May desperation overtake hope.

When all of this occurs, may the people SEEK OUT YOUR LIGHT, the wisdom that will prevail here.

The initiates shall now secretly gather in New Zealand, away from the unworthy masses.

YELLOW AND POROUS AND QUARANTINED IS HE.

LIVING IN A BUBBLE UNDER THE SEA!

IF ESOTERIC KNOWLEDGE IS SOMETHING YOU WISH!

THEN DROP ON THE FLOOR AND WORSHIP A FISH!!

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Because they tolerate coronaviruses while other mammals don't and try to kill them.

I WAS JUST ASKING ABOUT MADAGASKAR NOT LONG AGO!

ISIS has taken full controll over the town of Mocímboa da Praia - the seaport on the north of Mozambique.

PORT WILL BE UNLOCKED
>PORT WILL BE UNLOCKED
PORT WILL BE UNLOCKED
>PORT WILL BE UNLOCKED

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el goblino...

but why are they so resourceful in viruses that can affect us humans? what biological trait makes them so?

no wait, the last pentagon-thing is lacking a square, so it's 4 + 4 + 4*11 = 52

bat/10

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DRUMPF HAS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS!!

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Meaning South Africa's lockdown is useless.

A faggot and a homosexual, hopeless.

What's the plan when COVID19 inevitably fuses with HIV (6-8 weeks maximum)?

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The virus is gonna mutate into a more deadly strain once it infects those Brazilian bats.

We have made the perfect circumstances. All the jungle chopped, all the biodiversity and wildlife gone. Huge mega cities packed with humans. It will spread like wildfire.

Chicken flu outbreaks are also happening in Europe at this exact moment. If I survive this i am gonna really advocate against bio industry. The whole world needs to stop with this race to the bottom and using animals as products to see themselves fit.

We are a disgrace in the eyes of mother earth. She will spit us out like chewed up gum.

POST YOUR ANTI CORONA REGIMEN:
>Vitamin C
>Vitamin D3
>Vitamin K2
>Iodine
>Magnesium
>Zinc
>1/2 tsp baking soda 2x/day
WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO SAVE ME?

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In Germany he would die of high blood pressure

It's funny because it's safe when taken at the recommended dose.

More = better, is almost always not the case

>Reset
I fucking wished. This is NWO.
This is Western Genocide.

>POST YOUR ANTI CORONA REGIMEN
Stay the fuck away from people.
Simple as.

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Is this the thread where i can find azn qts with medical masks?

Please someone get me out of here
Our president is saying we can protect ourselves with "Honesty" and "charms", and proceeded to show his charms on his daily morning conference.

I unironically did this today

Although I didnt soak them, damp cloth with mild bleach

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Source on this? Not trying to refute this, I'd just like something that I can learn why and how from.

WHICH ONE IS FUCKING RIGHT YOU DUMB MEME FAGGOT?

Thanks Corona-chan

based zoomer spreading the love of /our queen/

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Seek professional help.

cum

but then, how do their cells tolerate it so well?...

Based Trump will end the shutdown and unleash coronachan to accelerate the collapse, prepare yourselves

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What weapon is preferable for this scenario

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you must have missed out on three differences to conclude that it's 55. You've missed that it's 4 book instead of 5, that it's 4 o'clock instead of 3 and that the square is missing so it's 11 and not 15

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Anybody who has studied human geography at any level is used to Brazil as the standard case for everything that can fuck up.

I don’t know about you all... but this is the first time since college since I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for this to happen for 5 years. The point where 1 silver Roosevelt dime buys me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered a conversation with a roastie milf with a ring about corona in the water aisle... and I said it’s a cover for trump to bring us on a gold standard. She was looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l, have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

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>nothing
Beacuse nothing is needed for the nothingburger virus its already leveled off in italy its done
Maybe instead of those vitamins you should take your pills schizo

Zoomers....

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Jesus you guys are shit at math.

It's 195 dumbfags. Pentagram is 15, book is 5, clock is 3.

5 + 5 + 3 = 13 x 15 = 195

Worst thing about this is that they actually forced us to do "Counselling and Career Orientation" classes AFTER we've already signed up for a specialization. They were going to tell us about our personality types, what we are like, what jobs would fits us, etc.

They actually made these classes mandatory, me and some others skipped them and now we won't be able to partake in the finals to get our degrees unless we pay them off for the classes or somehow retake them. Fucking dumb ass piece of shit, I came there to learn and get my degree, not to be forced into socialization and fuck knows what else.

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I hate how those stupid videos and socialmedia sites tend to use female autists even tho those are rare and their version is usualy much lighter if they are functional autists.

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of course it's a tweet from a dumb fucking moid

>He believes the "WHO" schizo poster
Wow. Go see your shrink, buddy.

Yes then the cops come arrest you to protect you.

Lactoferrin + Zinc

Sugar free tonic water.

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>just 2 more weeks bro
Kek

>start taking zinc+magnesium supplements
>get weird and extremely vivid dreams
>have to spend at least 5 minutes after waking up processing what the fuck i just dreamt

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Coronachan has been one of the most major happenings ever, but also a very dull one.
The only fun part is watching all the normans cry about how it's impossible for them to quietly enjoy their own company, in their own house because of MUH MENTAL HEALTH.
I've also enjoyed seeing a non-stop succession of women posting PPE selfies, 'I'm a nurse btw' selfies etc. Confirms my worldview nicely.

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No more transportation of life stock.
No more bio-industry
Heavily regulated continental flights.
Repair all the rain forest.
Restore peace with Congo and make a prosperious state where we all can benefit from (rare earth metals)
We all have to be vegetarians 95% of the time

The catch is the images are not the same, clock and books are different, look closer.

Girlfriend works for a shampoo bottle factory and has been told

>The factory will not shutdown, even if there are cases at the plant
>Employees are encouraged to bring hand sanitizer and wipes to work, the company will not be providing either
>The quarterly pay raise of 25 cents has been postponed until next quarter
>Works who miss more than 3 days of work in a row without a positive test will be terminated

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Hope his insurance see this

will do

News4Jax talked exclusively with a local doctor who says he successfully treated a COVID-19 patient using a similar drug called Plaquenil.

Pulido explained a seemingly healthy patient in his late 60s came into the hospital with an acute respiratory illness. His lungs had little inflammation but over the next few days, the inflammation spread rapidly and his need for oxygen went up to 100%

As for his patient, Pulido said he’s doing better and that he’s almost breathing without oxygen and should be out of the hospital soon.

A team of researchers said nearly 70 drugs might be effective in treating coronavirus.

Media even prefer use trans women instead of trans men

Ayyy fucking lel, for real? What other nonsense is going on in our universities?

id like to see a well doumented case of covid19 from initial contact of the virus to recovery with all the medial reports

BASED

noise

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Useless against a virus. Viruses don't need iron or zinc to infect you

55, assuming usual operation priorities.
Or did you fuck up ? 3 * 15 is supposed to be made before additions.

You just think bats are more likely because of what is happening now but every animals harbor viruses that may affect us.

The transmission or the contact is the only difference. Sars and Sars2 happened because of wet markets or the pooling of exotic animals.

With 100,000 infected/dead, there must be countless videos of average middle aged white people livestreaming, daily blog updates, pics, their experiences with video from inside the hospitals.

Also, I imagine everyone on here knows someone personally who has it. They must have GoFundMe's or some other account to contribute to. People in need are constantly asking for money.

Yet oddly I can only find anecdotal evidence, video only from the media, and no first hand accounts.

Are we at war and the seasonal flu is being used as a method to scare people into loading up on food, buying guns and bunkering down for safety?

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also what a gay nigger baby,

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so will twatter ban these guys?

>We all have to be vegetarians 95% of the time
Over my dead, bacon bloated body.

What happened to all the Trumpbux news?

A regular flu is more of a happening than this overhyped nothingburger.

I don't trust it either.

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Corona-kami praise be!

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Uggh, that's genius

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this please

wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/25/2/18-1246_article
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/19/10/13-0525_article

Bats being infected with coronavirus is something that was know for years, in 2015 there was even a study that was co-authored by americans and one lab in China.

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colloidal silver

Neat, all I have are nightmares when my body wants to wake-up, but they don't scare me like they use to, so it's like,"Dead bodies everywhere? Guess it's time to wake up"?

Thanks alot

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>didn't notice the many differences
>doesn't understand how PEMDAS works
fucking Amerimutts, what a bunch of retards

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>>'Wuhan denying virus tests to keep numbers down'
>archive.is/tx1CY
Ah, the American approach.

yeah this
'Wow we locked down the entire fucking planet but look it turned into a nothingburger!!'
Genuinely hope somebody wastes this cunt.