I know I am. I'm getting a real laugh out of people on Facebook frantically scrambling for supplies only to find that the shelves are all bare. Hospitals trying to find N95 masks at hardware stores only to find they're already gone. People not able to find ammo, etc.
It's all funny to me since I got ready for this back in January. All these morons had the same chance I did and instead chose to continue to be fucking retarded and do nothing to get ready.
It's just nice to kick back and watch it all fall apart knowing that I prepared for it and have nothing to worry about.
Post sauce brah, some of us hate fb and don't use it
Noah Taylor
Real capitalism has never been tried!!!
The government just steals shit if you stockpile.
William Robinson
enjoy your little larp. this is nothing so far
Noah Jenkins
It’s beautiful. I told people they should start getting ready and they laughed at me. They said I was irrational and a doomsday prepper. Now they come to me and they don’t know what to do, scared, and all I do is reassure them >“don’t worry, it’s just the flu. It’ll be over in a week. stores will be restocked in no time!”
Juan Ramirez
I just told my job I'm not coming back until this is over, didnt even have to quit they just reduced my hours to zero. Did my last shopping trip til August or so. Not only am I amused at the suffering of the normies but I am also looking forward to having some time away from the world. Comfy AF.
Easton Rivera
Nobody gives a shit
Carter Butler
I've been prepared for years, but I'm not enjoying it. The animals will get more and more violent the more desperate they become.
Bentley Powell
Hey dawg this isnt reddit you wont get karma or gold for posting this shit.
Easton Rivera
The only thing I find entertaining is the people who are complaining about being lonely now lmao
And then they always told me to stop being "weak" or "come out of isolation". Who's laughing now bitches
Nolan Bailey
It's been good. I'm mostly getting a good laugh at all the people saying theres no need to buy extra supplies. Cant wait until they are raging on facebook about how they are hungry and cant get food until the government decides it's time to feed.
Dylan Hughes
They say this shit is going to last 18 months. You prepared for that long?
Jaxson Anderson
>*cracks open monster ultra light*
>*sips peacefully*
Zachary Foster
Sauce I need this. All I have are retarded nothingburgers posting about cheap airline flights.
Josiah Hill
>be normie >seethe online about how stores are empty >"muh panic buying!!!"
Retards should have prepped when they had the chance. I hope they starve, or get infected while going to the grocery store. They get what they fucking deserve. Natural selection at work.
Camden White
bf just texted that they're sold out of yeast so i'm kinda pissed i know i can do sourdough but that's gonna take like a week
>Hospitals trying to find N95 masks at hardware stores
I don't get this one. Why the fuck did their provisioning department not have enough in stock and in storage for a fucking pandemic. Regular people buying masks at a hardware store shouldn't be a fucking issue at all.
Charles Thompson
My grocery is mostly stocked but this morning they were almost out of potatoes and onions and I know there are a few billion pounds stored within 20 miles of the store
Logan Garcia
>The animals will get more and more violent the more desperate they become. That's the part I'm most excited about because that's when we get to start shooting.
>Hey dawg Fuck off nigger.
Adrian Williams
I feel bad for elderly people who live alone and do their own shopping. This must be terrifying for the them.
I feel less sympathy for millennials, SJWs, and NPCs. Now they'll have something real to complain about instead of their virtue-signalling bullshit.
Logan Cooper
Post the canned food isle faggot
Camden Sullivan
Because the fags at the top of the chain wanted to pocket more and more money every year, and now they are paying for it
Christian Wilson
You've prepared for years because you're a NEET Incel with too much freetime No doubt a happening fag.
The shelves are not empty anywhere here. Some of the good stuff is missing, but that's it. I don't know anyone who can't get food.
Christian Miller
I can hook you up with a starter if you live in my area of BC desu
Connor Ortiz
>my boyfriend >yeast
Is this bait? Because this is what bait looks like.
Because we’re Americans. We’ve never undergone real extended hardship and our ability to plan for the future has been stunted by such things. Democracy will do that too. Things will be much better after this coronavirus pandemic, but only if things get bad enough so that people will learn.
Carter Reyes
>Regular people buying masks at a hardware store shouldn't be a fucking issue at all. That's because it's NOT an issue.
The hospitals fucked around and didn't start preparing for this back in January even though they had access to the same if not better info that all of us had when we decided to start prepping. Now that they wasted time and didn't prepare it's suddenly everyone's fault who bought masks at Lowes or Home Depot.
They're trying to shift the blame off of themselves.
Xavier Parker
I only have 5 beers and I need 2 a day to keep healthy Don’t want to breath in airborne death to get more
Zachary Sanders
>yeast >bf
Just use the yeast between your legs.
Carter Robinson
>The animals will get more and more violent the more desperate they become. II am not enjoying it either and would rather the 'animals' be kept in check. Civilization is easy to destroy, but difficult and expensive to build.
Lucas Lee
ontario but thanks bruh
Caleb Foster
I wouldn’t want to return to the status quo. Maybe because I don’t have too much on the line. I’m surprised you would though, user.
It's not fun really. My deep freezer only holds so much meat and trying to maintain minimum protein per kg of body weight is hard when you're trying to conserve the meat. I can still go out and find a roast or two to buy, but every exposure is an unnecessary risk at this point.
Ryan Lee
>be op >warn people to prep for happening >happening happens 10years later >hurr durr I warned you
Christian Brooks
And that’s when the herd thinning begins
Juan Flores
Because back in January and February Chinese nationals in Canada and here in the USA bought them by the hundreds of thousands and sent them to china. They had no regard for us. That's the truth that's why there were no masks. Even in mid January home Depot was sold mostly out online and in stores.
Cameron Turner
Loving it to see a nice fat 10% death ratio in Italy. Hopefully it rises and rises likewise here yum yum yehaaaa
Luke Bailey
Delivery booze is your friend
Dylan Rodriguez
>being a canned food pleb wewwww poorfags
Xavier Ortiz
You caused the problem. If the virus isnt that that bad(it isnt) spasatics like you wouldnt have horded horded everything creating a supply and demand issuse causing everyone else to do the same. Now theres nothing for anyone.
Fuck you, I dont care if your scared of the disease. Youll fucking think of everyone before yourself. Youll go outide, youll go to work, youll get by on anormal weekly amount of groceries. Fuck you if you get sick and die or are left out waiting for a government resupply.
MY AUNT WON'T QUIT BUYING USELESS FUCKING SHIT LIKE POTATO CHIPS AND JELLYBEANS. LITERALLY STACKED ON MY STAIRS RIGHT NOW ARE COSTCO-SIZED PACKS OF BROWNIE MIX, A BOX OF FAMOUS AMOS SIZED TO A TODDLER'S COFFIN, AND A BAG OF OREOS BIG ENOUGH TO PUT INSIDE SAID COFFIN
Nathan Garcia
>in the news, on tv, stocks full of toiletpaper >goes into supermarket, since two weeks not toiletpaper >is this some kind of psyops?????
Xavier Russell
Because they are incompetent
John Cooper
Why do authorities say not to panic buy when you risk infection by going to the store because you haven't stocked up on food.
Zachary Garcia
Well, Unlike the retarded reactionary hoarders, I've been slowly stocking you since St. Louis' blowup. Most real preppers have that "Oh so WH*ite" future time orientation. So what do you say to that, Grasshopper?
You're gonna be reeeeaaaaalllll grateful for Auntie's sweet tooth when day 47 of lentils and rice rolls around and you remember she had those hiding in the attic.
Blake Thomas
It's your fault for being a faggot. He said 2 months ago, not 2 weeks. The stores recovered from guys like us. The store cant handle the burden of panicking normies like you.
Luke Hill
In this moment you are euphoric
Blake Murphy
OP you are a special kind of stupid. Your life must be extremely pathetic if this entire thing doesn't negatively impact you in many ways.
Luis Sullivan
I lol at Chinkflu-general prepcels as have nothing else. They’re either underage, unemployed, or have a shitty McJob. They have no genuine fulfillment in their lives, so their “happening” had become both their hobby and their validation-fantasy. They literally fall asleep at night imagining how good it will feel if the dying words of those around them are akin to “Oh if only I had listened and to you, user! I was but a sheep, while you were a shining beacon of wisdom! Alas, I now pay the ultimate price for not recognizing your brilliance”
Hunter Murphy
Just because you have sent every bit of production of anything overseas. You do not know what you would need tomorrow. What if a large scale water poisoning happens due to seismic activity and you need miliions and millions of disenfectants? Or say heavy neuro-mascular viral infection which would require millions of wheelchairs? Trump was right from the beginning yet he's has nothing but words and late for decade and a half.
Get the laugh in two weeks when you return 6 dozen 12 packs to store
Blake Morris
Oh yeah? I caused the problem buying food for an extra week every week during a month? I bet the supermarkets barely felt my presence.
Jacob Stewart
HAHAHAHAHAA! SURE YOU WILL, user... You'd better hope the other 15 low I.Q. groups who are seriously thinking that too are low on tactical skills... Hilarious...
honestly it might start getting scary when the normies are forced to go neet i don't think they will be able to take it expect a lot of freak out videos
Jeremiah Jenkins
>Cold coofed on meat. user....next you’ll tell me you trust Shartmart workers to follow basic hygiene principles
Christopher Bell
I've already seen a few meltdowns in the grocery. It's going to be glorious.
Hospitals and doctors should have had stockpiles of these masks in advance.
Masks are more important than you having a new Mercedes every year.
Austin Powell
It was only a meme user, not meant to be serious.
Owen Price
Unironically she has more children than 4 white women.
Ain' t that funny.
Ethan Gutierrez
You cook the meat silly.
Wyatt Clark
best place to buy toilet paper online? reasonable price, in stock
William Evans
Since when do hospitals get supplies from retail sources?
Alexander Edwards
I work in a grocery store. If there's one thing people left on the shelf here, it's canned meat and peanut butter for some fucking reason. They fought like animals over the fucking fresh meat counter, left the canned tuna sitting there.
People are morons.
Ethan James
Things aren't that bad. I got 24 toilet paper rolls. 30 eggs. 2 litres of milk and a loaf of bread today. Among other things
Jordan Allen
I'm enjoying this exposure of neoliberal capitalism's true fragility. We are in a good opportunity to push narratives.
Lincoln Nguyen
> boyfriend > dude What are you smoking?
Christopher Harris
I will easily last 6 and I am transforming my yard into a homestead. Got chickens and have been planting on garden plot with crops after another. 18 months is feasible but it might involve eating local pigeons and whatnot. I'm pretty sure I'll be okay. Someone who tries to break in during this quarantine period, not so much. Or should I say, not so MULCH hahahahahaha
Julian Nelson
When you find a toilet paper/hand sanitizer scalper, please, fucking shoot them.
Jonathan Bennett
I don't feel bad for people who have lived their entire lives already and bear part of the responsibility for why the world is so shit right now.
I legit felt bad for a middle aged lady in a wheel chair that was trying to shop through the hoarding rush. She was holding a hand basket in her lap with some cans of food and just staring down into it with a sad look on her face. I think she was trying to decide on what to keep and what to put back because she could only carry so much in that tiny basket on her lap. Those cans wouldn't have even fed her for more than 3 or 4 days.
Josiah Baker
I laugh at their anger. The new normie narrative is that anyone who has prepped is a "hoarder". What a bunch of commies.
I had to. Go to my local hardware store this morning for a ladder, was asked if I was there for ammo. "Replied " God no, who doesn't already have ammo?"
He pointed to a line of about 60 people getting on a waiting list. This shit is hilarious.
Brayden Cox
my sister used to work at a bakery and complained about yeast infections all the time. Legit can u bake pissy bread
Oliver Reyes
Vancouver. can confirm.
Samuel Phillips
>NEETcation starts a week from now
I love you, Corona-chan. You've done more for me in a month than any 3DPD has ever done in my life. She first infected my lungs, but now she's infected my heart
How many people listened to the shills who were urging folks not to prep? Same shills who made a bunch of 'raider' threads.
Those shills probably don't have any food, lol.
Dylan Miller
What's the point in stockpiling such shitty food?
Thomas Robinson
Good! you'll stay topside MUCH LONGER... I WAS serious about the others though. I live in a neighborhood that has gotten progressively fuxxated over the last 4 years from landlords renting to sec 8 niggers... These fuckers arre already getting froggy. There was a fight out in front of my house 4 nights ago about "Muhfugga use up de las of dem twalet papers, bitch. How you you goan do me likes dat!? muhgugga! Come on den!Come on den!Come on den!Come on den!Come on den!Come on den! Yo likes DAT!? Come on den!Come on den!Come on den!
what happens with hotdoggo when electricity goes out
Sebastian Sullivan
There's no point in prepping and saving for years if nothing ever happens. Might as well just be a debt-slave consoomer otherwise. I don't want a lot of people to die, but other than that, all this looks beneficial.
Damn. I was almost hoping to be told it's just the retarded area of entitled old farts my store is in.
That really is hoarding. What good is that? Who the fuck thinks they can live on only hotdogs? What happens if there's a blackout? Does this idiot have several more fridges? What about rice, beans, things that will keep months? Why is the soda taking up room?! Etc.
Jaxson Clark
How long can they last if not refrigerated?
Carter Richardson
They still need refrigeration doh.
Charles Thomas
Damn must be nice, my Aldi was clean out of peanut butter yesterday morning.
Logan Martinez
You’re lucky you can just go buy ammo. I tried to get my PAL (firearms license) back in January, and I’m still waiting...
Xavier Davis
I know that feel bruh, I didn't get masks cause I don't leave the house anyways and already work from home.
Liam Clark
Literally me
Beyond comfy. I even have several kilos of premium pasta, whereas normies can't even buy the cheapest dog shit pasta
