NEET BLOCK BILL HERE READ IT

, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said the Republican bill before the Senate puts "corporations first, not workers and families."

The Democrats' bill, which is more than 1,000 pages long, would prevent corporations from using taxpayer money for stock buybacks, boost unemployment insurance, strengthen the child and earned income tax credits and inject nearly $40 billion into schools and universities to stabilize funding. It also directs billions of dollars in grant funding for states to carry out this year's election through the Election Assistance Commission.
npr.org/2020/03/23/820155258/read-house-democrats-release-3rd-coronavirus-response-bill

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BASED BIG BREASTED PELOSI

americans are losers lmao

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YOU DONT OWN ANYTHING GOY

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>1000 pages long
these people should be executed after a very public and fair trial.

NPR has their interns posting here now?

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Can’t wait to see her against the wall like that. Those cold, dead eyes finally facing the judgement of God’s hand

>inject nearly $40 billion into schools and universities
So the free money for Jews act. Maybe they should use some of that insane debt bubble tuition they were charging to survive, but I'd rather see them not survive. Fucking parasites.

>The bill with the primary focus of giving tax payers free money is not putting them first
How?

>would prevent corporations from using taxpayer money for stock buybacks, boost unemployment insurance, strengthen the child and earned income tax credits and inject nearly $40 billion into schools and universities to stabilize funding. It also directs billions of dollars in grant funding for states to carry out this year's election through the Election Assistance Commission
Half of this shit has nothing to do with giving relief to tax payers. They're just wasting everybody's time.

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This shit is full of poison pills like forcing corporations to report board diversity and taking discretion away from corporate shareholders.

If you guys are so good at making peoples blood boil I wonder what you can do if you tried

Why no tomatoes?

>workers and families need a job
>lets make sure the corporations are forced to fire their employees in these hard times.

112% unemployment rate within 2 days

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KYS NPRcuck. No shekels for you.
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>1000 pages
>npr acts like they read it
>npr is just a mouthpiece for the dems

This explains so much. Also checked.
You just got made, faggots.

>$1500 per adult
Now we're talking.

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>loans

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GIVE ME A TLDR, I KNOW ONE OF YOU FUCKER READ IT ALREADY

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>inject nearly $40 billion into schools and universities
Holy shit, no. Universities don't need money. They're already charging kids $50,000 / year tuition.

YES MOMMY PELOSI SAVIOR OF THE NEETS! 1500 IN COMFYBUX

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I don't need to read the bill to know that Nixing it will cost the Democrats the senate and house.

the american government hates you and wants you to die so they are giving 60 billion to israel instead of the american tax payer during an epidemic crisis

business as usual

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I can't read.

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>1000 pages long
980 pages to hide all kinds of bullshit in.

>Checked

The Dems are turning this into a political football, and are literally going to kill everyone.

You expect anyone to read 1000 pages of bullshit? It just gives gibs to niggers and gibs to services that are currently down and wouldn't come back up anyways regardless of funding. Schools and universities aren't closing down because they need federal funding, they're closing down because they don't want to spread Corona-Chan.

LEARN HOW WE HAVE NO TIME

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>Tfw the president of my University makes over $600k a year.

And then people like to solely focus on corporations. A lot of universities like mine spend so much money paying administrations bullshit salaries and always constructing new shit all around campus that they can't even pay their professors right. They force a lot of professors to be part time "adjunct" professors so the college's can underpay them.

Guaranteed college loans really was one of the worst things the federal government created.

Plumb full of faggot nigger shit.

Even my lefty family members are saying no money for EBT rats and faggots. Workers only, "I like that Trump said workers only" "that's us actual working remembers of society"
They are literally doing their faggot nigger policy shit in this joke of a bill.

1000 pages of faggot nigger shit. DOA

Gassing them would be most efficient.

It’s a loan, dip shit. They’re going to make you pay back a slice of bread for a crumb they gave you, even though you baked the loaf.

the republican bill will also bail out businesses but doesn't specify about stock buy backs and severance packages so inevitably the ceos will just use the bailout to profit while the workers for the company get laid off.
to give you an example after boeing's disaster of their planes crashing multiple times the CEO jumped ship with a 60 million pension in stocks, meanwhile 300+ people died and thousands of his workers got laid off.
meanwhile the democrats are injecting a bunch of stupid wishful shit that they hope they can pass because its a time of crisis like outlaw voter id laws and funding planned parenthood.
both sides do not give a shit about the common man and are just using this crisis to pass as much shit under the radar as they can in hopes they can pass bills that would otherwise not make it through, essentially our neetbux are being held hostage.

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>They’re going to make you pay back a slice of bread for a crumb they gave you, even though you baked the loaf
Well said user, have a (You) in these trying times

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money for americans = bad

money for jews = good

but only if the taxpayers are americans.

amirite jewcongress?

This. Stanford's administrators account for just slightly over 80% of yearly spending despite actually not contributing to the schools missions whatsoever. Most colleges now have tenure for administrators, while restricting the number of tenure track faculty. Most graduate students get paid less than minimum wage once yo account for the real hours they work. It is absurdly corrupt, yet these fuckers want to hand them billions.

This. You dont want any type of federal loan ever. Just look how they hooked and fucked over all the student loan borrowers. Youl be paying that 1,200 loan for 20 years and even if you try to pay it off in full theyll refuse the payment so they can take 100 a month from you for 20 years.

It was one of their “just in case” bills. Already written up, just waiting for something to happen so they could trot it out.
>Fill in event/disease/war
>Fill in dollar amounts
>Send it on out

*Blocks your thieving friends*

Trump Hotels need free moneys
Nancy woman bad

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Do i have to read it myself or has anyone allready found the catch?
Lefties never pass legislation without benefiting their cronies at the expense of blue collar workers, ever.
Probably they just propose this because they know they will never have to act on it

> Cunt.
They're trying to sneak in totally unrelated shit.. I hope the Rona gets them

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Some states are closing k-12 school until end of school year.

Look at Crenshaw reading with his bad eye again...
Awwww.

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does this apply to corporations that re-located into israel within the past few years?

like Intel?

Haha you faggots are never going get any coronabux, they will veto each others relief bills into oblivion for months on end until they both agree to give some Jews a bailout and call it a day.

>Stein
Oh for fuck's sake. SOMEBODY SHOOT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ALREADY! KILL THE GOVERNMENT

>You peasants will starve because we want to punish corporations.
Wow, real winning message there.

Once the Senators start dropping like flies this is gonna be funny to look back on

There should be laws stating that lawmakers must read their entire proposed laws and bills, in one sitting, on TV.

You left out the radical lefty race-targeting, Green New Deal-tier shit

OP confirmed for massive faggot

100%il in favor of this. That way everyone who really wants to be informed can truly be so. Sounds much better than people deciding their politics based on pretty back and forths and short clips by these midwits.

I want a test. 10 random multiple choice questions from passages throughout the document, 10 minute time limit. Give them the actual bill itself too. Anyone who scores below 80% doesn't get to vote on the bill. Oh and you still need more than half the total people in the room to pass the bill, not just those who pass the test. Or a president who institutes a three page maximum. Vetoing every bill over three pages long.

>the "checks" become loans
>Democrats against gibs

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>You expect anyone to read 1000 pages of bullshit?

YES

Give it to me straight: will NEETs see a dime?

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Only if 2/3 of the democrats suddenly agree that Orange Man not bad.

NO ONE HERE CAN READ. WE FUCKED. NEETS ARE TOO DUMB TO KNOW IF THEY ARTE GETTING NEET BUCKS

A
FUCKING
LOAN

nypost.com/2020/03/23/republicans-want-a-lifeline-democrats-want-to-remake-the-country/

>As small business lay off workers, Democrats held up a federal loan program so they can pass more wind and solar tax credits, fund NASA’s environmental restoration group and study climate mitigation efforts. How any of that going to save jobs? What does this have to do with coronavirus shutdowns?

>As millions of Americans are filing for unemployment benefits, crushing state government budgets, Democrats held up a rescue bill so that they can give government employee unions extraordinary collective bargaining power.

>As millions of Americans wonder how they’re going to make their next mortgage payments, Pelosi demands that the Senate offer free internet, fund community newspapers and set up minority-run banks.

>As hospitals wait for funding, Pelosi is worried about national minority and gender pay equity — an age-old liberal hobbyhorse. By prioritizing affirmative action over rescue funds, she is ensuring that more Americans of all races, genders and creeds will be unemployed.

>Rather than move quickly, Pelosi is demanding that the Senate federalize elections, setting up same-day voter registrations and provisions for conducting audits of elections.

>House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said the Republican bill before the Senate puts "corporations first, not workers and families."
Small businesses are corporations too.

Also:
breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/23/mcconnell-democrats-wont-fund-hospitals-or-save-businesses-unless-they-get-to-dust-off-the-green-new-deal/
>McConnell said, “Here are some of the items on the Democratic wishlist over which they choose to block this legislation last night. Tax credits for solar energy and wind energy, provisions to force employers to give special, new treatment to big labor, and listen to this, new emissions standards for the airlines. Are you kidding me? This is the moment to debate new regulations that have nothing whatsoever to do with this crisis? That’s what they’re up to over there. The American people need to know it. Democrats won’t let us fund hospitals or save small businesses unless they get to dust off the Green New Deal.”

breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/23/four-swing-state-senate-democrats-voted-against-coronavirus-relief-for-american-workers/

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>PAY BACK RELIEF

Oh fuck no

Yes. The current Senate bill gives NEETs $1200. Nancy's bill gives NEETs $1500.

NEETs weren't getting anything with the republican senate plan.

Pay your loan back wagies lmao

>loans
If you make over 75k

I thought senate gave NEETs nothing because you had to file taxes.

You WILL TAKE the FUCKING LOAN! You will EAT BUGS AND PAY BACK YOUR FUCKING RELIEF LOAN YOU STUPID FLYOVER HICK.

>You expect anyone to read 1000 pages of bullshit?
*1400 pages including addendums

If they can write it in a couple days they can read it in less.

breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/23/nancy-pelosi-proposes-1120-page-coronavirus-bill-stuffed-with-pork/

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This, my local Junior College used to have free parking, then parking passes, and finally installed parking meters, from which they never kept a treasury of how much money was collected from students for parking at the meters. School police officer is assigned job of collecting money from meters. He does this job for 8 years. 8 years without a single treasury entry or annual returns from installing meters. Another officer gets suspicious, looks in the other officer's car. He finds thousands of dollars in change in the trunk. Officer was skimming thousands of dollars from meters and going gambling and buying hookers and booze/pills. School acts like it had no idea this could have ever happened, despite never keeping a single financial record of parking meter collections, just assuming that the money was going where it should have been.

That should give you an idea of how much money this school is raking in from the students, so much money that they don't even need to do self-audits or even make a budget with gains and expenses calculated in. This is a feeder school for UC Berkeley and they even offer degrees in business and finance, how ironic is that?

>It’s a loan, dip shit.
Can you read?
>-- Households above income threshhold (75k single, 150k joint) will pay it back over 3 years

For everyone else it's free.

PAY. IT. BACK. IT'S JUST A LOW INTEREST RATE OF 4% THAT'S REALLY LOW!

>NEETs weren't getting anything with the republican senate plan.
Nor do they fucking derserve it

at all.

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>payback
>loan
KILL THEM ALL, CARONA CHAN! EVERY LAST MOTHER FUCKING JEW!!!

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If we all got what we deserved the world would be a much more dismal place.

Was changed to anyone making under 75K.
Democrats are going to filibuster until they get they're unrelated changes, their own extremely terrible bill or everyone in America is dead or recovered.

>School police officer is assigned job of collecting money from meters.
...and probably issuing tickets for meter offenders, which is also revenue.

Wait until you learn about the fraud involved in art and statues for the university.

>>-- Households above income threshhold (75k single, 150k joint) will pay it back over 3 years
So are they gonna raise taxes for "the highest income bracket" which includes all single men in their 20s without children?

>would prevent corporations from using taxpayer money for stock buybacks,
SO DID THE FIRST ONE.

>Was changed to anyone making under 75K
Source on that? Anyway if you're right it sounds like I *will* be stimulating the economy by building that new PC :^)