G-guys, my throat is sore, this isn't fun anymore

JUST
THE
FLU
BRO

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fuck leafs

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Sore throat isn't a common symptom unless you're underage

This is though

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Mine was last week. It was pretty bad. My lungs feel permanently bad.

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RIP in Peace dude.
>This week you will know of someone with the virus
>Next week you will be related to someone with it

Soulless chink bugman shill with small penis and smooth brain who thinks like a cat. Parents so shame.

I can't stop farting.

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Hang in there bro.

This is also a symptom. Anal corona, also known as the buttchug with lime.

>Throat tickly
>Mild temperature
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

STAY THE FUCK AWAY
STAY HOME REEEEEE

can confirm, this works

Coof on this poster

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Your whole life will end as a statistical number. Sad.

youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI

Cum I hear cures early Coronavirus.

you are from bratislava, aren't you

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Better to get it early before the hospitals stop functioning

Again? That's how he got a sore throat to begin with.

>before the hospitals stop functioning

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Nothing Burgers btfo again.

>headache this morning
>threw up
Oh wait, that was just a hangover.

a few days ago i had a sore throat and my lungs did burn a little, maybe i had it maybe not who knows

We're just getting started. Think of what could happen next in 2020 alone.

The coronavirus spreads throughout Africa, India, Central and South America.
Iran goes into political turmoil or civil war.
Social unrest in China.
Vladimir Putin leaks Hillary's e-mails, just for laughs.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies or retires.
Large cities in the U.S. with "non-white youths" have accelerating problems.
The Saudi government falls apart over the oil price war with Russia.
Riots at the Democratic convention, similar to 1968.
Attorney General Barr finally starts indicting some people.
John Bolton shaves his mustache.
Joe Biden falls apart, and is replaced by someone else.
Nancy Pelosi collapses from stress and over-work.
Donald Trump is re-elected in November 2020.

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it's a mix of the cum and the suction. combining both smothers the virus and pulls it down to the stomach with your mucus and the cummies so it is safely and completely destroyed by your gastric acid.

I can't stop dry crying

If its the corona, you got 2 options user.
Its ride or die mother fucker, ride, or die. You are either gonna die or your gonna ride this bitch out. You got it user, stay strong brother!

>tfw fever @ 39 degrees
>tfw coofing hard
I thought it was bad. I never thought it would be like this.

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Dry cries are always the worst.

Its a nothing burger

this
pretty sure I had it back in Feb due to my line of work. It knocked me on my ass a few days but the only cure is your own immune system. Let it do its thing

who gets hungover drunk sunday nights? Or is it tuesday over there?

Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it to much. I think it has already run through all 3 of my kids; no issues. Of course this is the mild strain that was intentionally spread slightly ahead of the deadly strain in order to create this mass confusion as to whether this is a dangerous virus, or not.

Most people don't realize that is what is going on, but it makes sense to me if you wanted to have the biggest spread of the disease. The more people are unafraid, the more they will eventually catch the bad one.

>John Bolton shaves his mustache.

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>I can't stop dry coughing.
I can't stop sucking dick

I have it, it's not bad

I'll scratch it for you
*unzips dick*

I've been in neet mode for two weeks, I've lost track of what day of the week it is. Nothing else to do but drink and play vidya at home.

Eat some garlic.

That would be the rape that just took place in your lung lining, my friend. How has recovery been otherwise?

Sore throat is the first symptom of coronachan. I'm just getting over it now. It's like a bad flu with some burning lungs.

Hang in there bro, we'll make it through together

>It's like a bad flu with some burning lungs.
This

So is mine, but I've been smoking an assload of weed.

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Enjoy Corona-chan cummies filling your Lungs.

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Damn I've been waiting to post that all day!!

Do yourselves a favor, two of these when you wake up, two before bed

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I can't stop dry cooming