>The prime minister is announcing strict new curbs on life in the UK to tackle the spread of coronavirus.
>From this evening (23rd March 2020) people must stay at home except for shopping for basic necessities, daily exercise, any medical need and travelling to and from essential work.
>Shops selling non-essential goods will also be shut and gatherings in public of more than two people who do not live together prohibited.
>If people do not follow the rules police will have the powers to enforce them, including through fines and dispersing gatherings, Boris Johnson said in a televised statement from Downing Street.
>Other premises including libraries, playgrounds and outdoor gyms, and places of worship must also close immediately.
>Parks will remain open for exercise but gatherings will be dispersed.
>The government is also stopping all social events, including weddings, baptisms and other ceremonies - but funerals will be allowed.
Looking forward to going dogging tonight I bet it will be packed!
Sebastian Edwards
Nicky is live >jimmy cranky is live
Asher Perry
Based. I'm envious lad. Just have to keep shgging her for the duration of lockdown. If she says she can't be bothered just remind her that it's her duty to the nation in this pressing time.
Aiden Hughes
Idiot swede, they were the ones begging for it
Nicholas Richardson
No evictions for three months. Go wild. Once the three months or up, there will be loads of empty places.
Alexander Gonzalez
The great Muzzie remover has come.
Are there any reports of devout Christians being infected yet?
Also, what are some comfy books to read during my lock down? Thinking Pilgrim's Progress and Robinson Crusoe.
Also, I bet the borders are still going to be wide open.
There aren't enough police in normal times to deal with crime, they don't give two shits if your house is robbed, they come 4 days later to take a statement.
Enough police to stop every car on the road to see where they are going with proof? no chance lol
It's basically gone from "please don't do it" to "please don't do it or you might be unlucky and get a fine"
Liam Richardson
Fines and dispersal orders.
Just start jogging that's your excuse from now
Luke King
Read siege
Landon Martinez
like seriously tho, just carry around a fucking tote bag. how they gonna arrest you when you've got a grocery bag on you
William Kelly
apply for your neet bux. the government is providing some kind of dole for people out of work due to corona chan
Evan Powell
Sucks to be you, m8 remember we have to keep the parasitic boomers alive, can't have them all coofing themselves to death
Joshua Peterson
My dad owns a used car garage. I'm going to assume this technically doesn't count as a "shop" so he won't be forced to close?
How the fuck is he going to enforce this? My city is bad enough, imagine what things will be like in Souf Lahnden in a few days time when they realise the chicken shops are shut for a month.
Jack Sullivan
>70+ replies in 4 minutes >not a single US flag in those 70+ replies >Yas Forums also getting flooded to death
We all knew the UK was getting locked down. Why are you sheep overreacting so badly?
Lincoln Martinez
>All the nigs still gather for their drug deals in parks >rozzers come to break it up >nigs chimp out >cue the riots
Tyler Adams
No, it's the right arm now la.
Levi Garcia
u got a loicence for that quarantine m8?
Aiden Reyes
still won't stop all the retards swarming the shops at 7am to strip them bare
Jason Smith
I prefer Pret.
Austin Thomas
A black plague has been going on since windrush.
Jordan Robinson
GYMS ON INFINITE LOCKDOWN
anglo gains was never to be seen again, rip
Gabriel Rodriguez
Based and mao pilled
Aaron Harris
Why the fuck are Royal Mail still permitted to work? They're top-tier carriers/spreaders.
Isaac Rivera
This is the gayest faggot arse shit ever. 335 people have died. 335 useless weak faggots and old fucks have died so we must fuck up the economy and sit around bored stiffness for 3 weeks. This is the stupidest shit in human history.
Michael Ortiz
I ordered some dextromethorphan from ebay, you think it will arrive?
Cameron Flores
Define Shop:
A place for manufacturing or repairing goods or machinery.
Alexander Davis
Good luck with that one, sunshine.
Joshua Cooper
>he thinks they’ll cancel it when the virus is over
Alexander Kelly
God this is flying.
Joseph Peterson
strangely menacing, i like it
Angel Russell
This and students
Sebastian Gray
Glad I had one last greggs and a haircut at the weekend.
Landon Myers
CRASHING THIS COUNTRY WITH NO SURVIVORS
Brody Barnes
aye he may be saying it' business as usual etc, but he's power tripping and gloating and inturn deserves death.
Gonna be pretty comfy watching the cities go up in flames.
Matthew Flores
At this point I'm starting to wonder if they're just copying each other. Japan and SK did just fine.
Ryan Reyes
OMG I AM LOVING THIS.
Grayson Foster
I'm expecting a huge increase in marriage proposals and divorces for some reason.
Leo Williams
Amazon is fine, in fact they are making mad bank and are in overcapacity. One of the few places that hires right now. They don't honor prime delivery standard though. You still get preference for being prime. You're not a non-prime poorfag are you?
Kayden Hernandez
3 weeks without takeaway we're going to be smuggling kebabs like they smuggled alcohol in the recession
Sadly the weekend proved that people left to their own devices are too stupid and irresponsible to be left to their own devices. So this is to help protect everyone from the mongs. I'm all for liberty but this clearly has to be done and it's a tough but hard move.
Michael Parker
Closed too, not enough continentals to staff it
Andrew Bennett
>police will mop up a few people round the edges What did they mean by this?
Wtf lad. I'm a pleb supermarket worker and even I have £30k in savings.
Jacob Cooper
It feels like we're living in a weird mix of post-WW2 and Prohibition America
Xavier Collins
What is staying OPEN: * All roads and rail lines, so workers can get to and from work if they can't work from home * Supermarkets, pharmacies, vets, pet shops, hardware stores, newsagents, petrol stations, banks, post offices, laundrettes and undertakers
