/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2451 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Thank you, thank you Tarik.

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Will the death-count double before the end of the week?

no digits

Riots, food shortages and looting imminent!

news.abs-cbn.com/business/03/21/20/meat-processors-group-warns-of-shortage-of-their-products-by-mid-april

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! It's fucking happening bros? Where were you when Yas Forums was right about a happening for the first time?

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You tried so hard but in the end

Rate my PrEP boys

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>italy has won the war
False premise, glowie

Yes.

Are we finished Britbros?

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Spaniard numbers by age

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twitter.com/USArmy/status/1241440439380488194
>Lt. Gen. Todd Semonite, Chief of the @USACEHQ provides a 'simple' solution to the complicated problem of building temporary medical facilities to assist states with responding to #COVID19

Damn this guy is on point.

What is post China Virus Europe going to look like? I'm expecting full, unconditional submission to CCP control.

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>Zn2+ Inhibits Coronavirus and Arterivirus RNA Polymerase Activity In Vitro and Zinc Ionophores Block the Replication of These Viruses in Cell Culture
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2973827/
>Zinc ionophore activity of quercetin and epigallocatechin-gallate: from Hepa 1-6 cells to a liposome model
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25050823
>(Epigallocatechin gallate (EGCG)) is found in high content in the dried leaves of green tea
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigallocatechin_gallate

Fuck your chloroquine and its side effects. If I get chicom-19, I'm taking zinc supplements and downing them with delicious green tea while chomping on DEENZ sandwiches.

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lmao he's done that a lot recently....

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1242139980631244804?s=20

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stop bullying asians

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Fuck off faggot bitch get anal corona

sad hobby

looks like he is at the "acceptance" stage now

tfw the pajeet annihilation is finally about to start.
tseries will pay for outbotting pewds.

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God dammit, isn't there any way to speed up this bullshit!? I'm already fucking done with this pandemic crap!

Stocks are tanking, our government is once again useless and everyone has their heads up their asses!

news.expats.cz/weekly-czech-news/czech-borders-may-remain-closed-for-the-next-two-years-say-top-officials/

>Czech Crisis Staff head Roman Prymula told Czech Television today that border restrictions in the Czech Republic over the coronavirus situation may last up to two years
>“The situation in other European countries will not be good,” Prymula told Czech Television.

STAY SAFE TIMBITS

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Remember to take your medication if you’re currently being treated for a psychiatric condition. Thanks~

Wow he’s seething

Can I bully them with my dick?

BUY THE DIP

We won a battle, not the war

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We never even started.

This is a meme disease that won't kill more than 100k people worldwide. You're just spreading misinformation.

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Why?

Machiavelli says the optimal state for guiding a population towards your desired goal is when it's in a state of mass panic. So what are their plans?

ebay.com/itm/Moldex-7000-Series-With-P-100-Cartridge-and-a-roll-of-toilet-paper/164135619158?hash=item26373eca56:g:ZwMAAOSwUi5eeA35

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SUCH A PUSSY
lol why is he so scared of being judged for his nihilism.

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

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'Wuhan denying virus tests to keep numbers down'
news.rthk.hk/rthk/en/component/k2/1516240-20200323.htm

Jack Ma donates medical supplies to Denmark
>nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2020-03-23-kinesisk-rigmand-sender-kaempe-corona-donation-til-danmark

What's the play here? To buy some good will after releasing this nightmare onto the wold or?

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spread the virus

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No more rapefugees then? You guys are lucky

Getting updated on the absolute state of Bill "Buy the Dip" Mitchell is one of the few highlights of my days.

IS MCDONALD'S CONSIDERED AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE IN ONTARIO?

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>tfw craving A&W for the last +4 weeks.

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We must endure brother

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when you say something idiotic and start catching heat for it, if you've got a brittle ego like a chink you'll want to delete your examples of stupidity to reduce shame.

/curfew/ in progress here, day 1

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>not Harvey's
ngmi

there is none anyway

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Is Boris going to announce a lockdown?

Finally Bill hits acceptance

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>NY +5,085, +43 deaths
>NY +5,085, +43 deaths
>NY +5,085, +43 deaths
>NY +5,085, +43 deaths

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Mleko/10. Nice legs, show boipuccy.

Many ludicrous conspiracies going around. Let me steer you towards the real one. The virus is real but not anywhere near as serious as MSM reports. The fear mongering inducing the panic has been fabricated by a cabal of anti globalists. Their goal is to eliminate the world's reliance on the Chinese supply chain and force countries to close their borders and look after their own people. So far it is going exactly to plan. Phase two comes in the recovery stage which will coincide with the US elections.

S E E T H I N G

Tunnocks teacakes desu.

The Fall of the Nothingburger

>Eating something prepared by a low-skill unsanitary fast-food worker during a pandemic
what are you doing?

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It's the best currently airing sideshow to this catastrophe.

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Virus is built for BBC

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but now you've got a good excuse to lock down borders and not reopen them later. if merkel starts to bitch you can just say "we're still fighting the coronavirus, it's more resilient than expected and we still have outbreaks even now, send more money to help us in this endless fight"

Bill's losing it. He is nothing with out his relentless confidence and composure.

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Awfully defensive there Bill.

ok what makes you think this? EVERY source I've seen is predicting millions of deaths.
pic.

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Italy has peaked

Malaria medicine cures it

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But the Mozza burger's delicious.

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Luckily NYC Democrats and health authorities were vigilant in the early days of the crisis!

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im scared frens

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>3,838 new cases and 186 new deaths in France.
>967 new cases and 54 new deaths in the United Kingdom
>1,498 new cases and 4 (four!!!!!) new deaths in Germany.
Damn, feels good to have superior germanic genes

NYC is doing a lot of testing and might contain it somewhat, I feel like it will erupt somewhere in California, Florida or maybe Louisiana

I just want a burger

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The benefit fucks can die before the tax payer? Yes? Liverpool, Birmingham, Manchester ghettos now to be a covid colony for none tax payers, mainly muslimes, sand niggers and chav families, prevent the disease kill the scum start social cleansing

0.3% mortality my ass. If you look at cured vs dead it's at least 15%. And that's before hospital collapses due to overcrowding.

>that won't kill more than 100k people worldwide
already has in China

Nothingburger confirmed by the pastabros

If no one is allowed out why do you keep the lights on?

it's not bullying if it's not against people

Just eat some bat soup, put some of your hot sauce on their the capsaicin should kill the corona

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No

The one that blinds/deafens people, right? I look forward to life in darkness with you all.

Meanwhile in /bpg/ (black plague general) 1347 #5 edition:

>'tis nought but boils, you damned sodomites.
>I didst heard it was the rats
>Hmm, latest research fom Pisa is suggesting fleas may be the problem.
>fucking bugs, man
>Leave the fucking rats alone Chang, we all know it's you godless demons that are to blame
>Repent, good burghers, for the end is nigh!
>Faggot, 'tis the end of the world as we know it, this will end feudalism and launch europeans to unheard of heights of glory, we'll colonise the World!
>Oh look it's /bpg/'s village idiot, you probably think the world is round, huh?
>Aye, as long as we don't let the jews back in.
>We should have closed the (((Italian ports))) when we had the chance. Fucking (((merchants)))
>My good sir, Titus should have just finished the fucking job properly. Fucking (((genoans))).
>'tis a naught burgher, deaths are down in Florence for two days now. Apocalypse cancelled. It's ogre, lads.
>Hahahahahahahahaha! Apocalyse sodomites BTFO.
>It's over, this will kill up to 50% of the population, blow the candles out, lads.
>Good folk, I have a cure, a friend of my cousin's friend said ten hail marys and is now fine.
>Fucks sake, 1st Century solutions for 14th century problems.
>Die, demon hereitc spawn.
>Burning at the stake is too good for you, science user
>Haha apocalypse burghers rekt!! Get back to the fields, peasant filth.
>Breaking news, gentlemen, 5 more deaths in Verona, what now naught burgher faggots?
>"Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry"
>-Ecclesiastes 8:15.
>wait, what, so you're saying we should keep going down the taverns?
>idiot, what is "quarantine"?
>Hard to be happy when you're full of boils because you went to the tavern with your mates, user.
>Thou ist a complete idiot, there is no evidence going to the tavern gives you black plague.

Humanity, humanity never changes.

(final edit, I hope it makes you kek /cvg/).

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You too user

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>people bid up the price on this

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checked

I know the feel, while I only eat junk food once a week (disregard my flag) I am missing my Friday night snack.

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>We won a battle
Not even that. As of today, 26% of those tested come out positive. It's been increasing gradually, which shows that you guys are beyond overwhelmed. Sorry, pasta bro. The hard times have barely begun.

No we didn't

nice legs

highly possible

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Has it dipped already? I never pulled out; sure hope it goes up again I can't take it anymore.

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youtube.com/watch?v=OGdUh-2WE2M

You are at +4k and 24 today Hanz.

Protect the white mamas.

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Not tonight, probably by the end of the week

DO YOU GUYS LIKE COFFEE

What are today's Italy numbers?

Fresh numbers from ANCAP-istan.
sauce:
tn.gov/health/cedep/ncov.html

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I understand, but it's not safe right now.
Just make yourself something to eat at home and the desire will subside.

Social cleansing

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Not with the shortages there having, as per Cuomo this morning. Trump isn't giving them enough supplies to the NY mayor.

It does, thank you.

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Pussy, just prepare for the worst case scenario and you will be fine.

see
Good info on the green tea, bro.

prove it

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Uh, yes y'all did

Not a circle when there is population growth.

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