I AM ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FUMING

They took me fookin sosig rolls , how dare they!

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So what kinda place is this? They just sell you fucking hot pockets?

>sandwiches
>sosig rolls
>pasties
>pastries and other sweets

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Good. I was once called a racist inside of a Greggs.

>Greggs
what a faggot name

>vegan sosij roll
Might as well give up now, these are the end times.

>>pasties
My bongwife went bananas when they opened up as pastie place in my town, so now I go there all the time to get these awful critters for her.

My point is fuck pasties.

Fookin 'ell. The footie isn't on, greggs closed. pubs closed.

>When the bake

>Hits your gob

>And you act

>Like a knob

>That's amoreee

Based Gregg

Never heard of them

Sorry Chick Fee-Lay and Arbies, retard loser brain faggot mutt. Say something else about Greggs I dare you

I am quite curious.. what is this pasty? In the united states that word only refers to the nipple covering

fukin bastids

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Fuck greggs, it's shit
I go to superior Costa

UK on sucide watch

"vegan sausage roll" is all I have to say about it

chinks will fukin pay for this

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hes done you

mate fucking literally I don't know what the fuck to do with myself

Generic name for X wrapped in a crust pretty much.

>superior Costa
Southern poof spotted. I bet you also read the guardian.

I accidentally rolled onto my glasses, I could get this fixed at the optical store over a lunch break.

EVERY fucking optical store is closed for this fucking corona scare!!!!

I need to get my glasses fixed.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is ow you know the world ends m8.
Who's working the morn?

Jack off in a homeless persons face while screaming "GET YOUR PROTEIN INTAKE HOBORONAVIRUS"

Meat pie in a hot pocket like crust

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riot now

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Who is Gregg anyway? What does he have to say about this?

Greggs is Low-Tier, bowl cancer fodder

>I accidentally rolled onto my glasses
I’m now imagining a hambeast-american who can’t walk and has to roll everywhere. Thanks.

who doesnt have an old pair of glasses and who is that irresponsible with them?

Probably one of those basedboy faggots who wears them for fashion instead of actual function. Your iq is probably sitting at a metric room temperature

It's basically stew in a pastry wrap.
Very tasty.

NORF RISE UP

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test

Greggs is the slop of plebs.

CHECKED FOR FUMMIN

wot a cunt u are m8

How dare you.

those look tasteless and stale.

What's your preferred convenience takeaway food?

How will bongs cope? Pubs closed, no sausage rolls, severe tea and crumpet shortages. Is this the end for the UK?

you look tasteless and stale

fuckin fuming
youtu.be/P1eAOmAUEa8

Fish and chips la

Shit, someone must be in a bad mood because they can't visit the animal shelter for a date.

This is a 10/10 in Bongland.

>Is this the end for the UK?
Yes.
This will cause the simultaneous chimpout, communist revolution and Nationalist uprising.

So empenadas for bongs?

'ate quarantine, 'ate coronavirus, luv sosij rolls, simple as
don't see why they can't do carry out

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A traditional English dish, the baroness dish no less. Tikka massala

When the Saxon began to hate...

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underrated

>NOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING SAUSAGE ROLLERINOS! NOT THE HECKIN MEAT FILLED PASTRIES!!!

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>They just sell you fucking hot pockets?
sosij rolls m8

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where were you called a racist?

we'll be a fascist republic within weeks

>Is this the end for the UK?

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ANGLO SAXON INGLISH

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Greggs is fucking disgusting

this is worse than muh illsborough

The moment Greggs stopped making Meat & Potato pies the second i stopped going there.

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The middle class should be gassed

Greggs fucking nice, this is a travesty.

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>Me
>Iceland frozen sosij rolls
MUAHAHAHHAHAHA
I AM KING

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FUCK I WANT A CHEESE AND ONION BAKE
I DONT WANT THIS HAPPENING ANYMORE
FUCK CHINKS AND FUCK THEIR NEED TO EAT BATS

waitrose is disgusting. see, we can all say mean hurtful things now stop it.

I seen some faggot wearing a hat with that logo on it a few days ago

Oh, it's a British Dunkin Donuts?

400IQ, stocking Iceland Greggs products for when Greggs shuts. Bang em on ebay lad

NO MORE HOT SAUSAGE ROLLS
NO MORE CHEESE AND ONION BAKES
JUST FIGHTING FOR THE LAST GINSTERS PASTY IN THE FRIDGE AT ASDA

I concur.
Upper and Lower Class come together to eliminate the Middle Class.
A cancer on any society.
Never let the Merchant caste get any power.

Oi!
Don’t disrespect the 96 billion
My m8’s nan’s brother died there
Never forget

yeah but better

MUH 6 scousers that died

Liverpool fans must be crushed about the season

>tfw laid off and no cash savings
I haven't eaten in 3 days

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wtf that's not funny at all you evil cunt

whats your paypal

A bakery.

just a bit of a cheeky pun m8

>>tfw laid off and no cash savings
>I haven't eaten in 3 days

There will be several MILLION people like you in two weeks!

dont have one

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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yeah i know im about to go eat nancy pelosi

>Ebay
Foolish, I will have your lands stock and mothers with my bounty.
I will save this land with greggs based bloodsports.

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They have taken this corona shit way too far now

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJGGUJFDY

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The UK is bungling this so hard. Time to starve fatties.

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Oh.... that’s Lovely pastie....

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>Time to starve fatties

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Can't wait for the 2022 Sausage Roll Wars!!

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kek

This, Greggs is soý filled shit

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That looks fucking tasty m8

Do you have a lincense for that cup off coffee bong?

That's Pajeet food m8

>frozen sosij rolls
Never change bongs, never change.

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YOU CAN TAKE MCDONALDS
YOU CAN TAKE RASHEEDS KEBAB
YOU CAN EVEN TAKE THE TAJ MAHAL BALTI

BUT YOU DON'T FUCKING TOUCH GREGGS

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Since this happening I've learned to cook and started buying meat and veg from the local butchers and groceries all produce made locally and finally converted my garage into a gym. Lost 10kg so far this is the happening I needed.