I don’t know anyone who is infected

Me

You definitely have something. Try putting your finger up there and sniffing it. Report back with findings.

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Did you fap as of recent? The migranes come in the second stage when you are really sick I heard.

A salesman for Siemens robotics and motion control that we do business has been confirmed positive for Wuflu.
Our group was contacted by the hospital which conducted the testing. That was three weeks ago, none of us have any symptoms. But we also didn't shake his hand / lick his eyeball.
Travels a lot, all over the country. Probably got it from Commiefornia.

My jizz has been getting whiter recently. Does this mean I've been kung flu fighting?

Literally wait 2 months and not only will you know people that are infected, someone you know will have died from it.

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no

I wanna get pozzed so I can take two weeks off work

I'm in nyc, and a whole fuckload of my friends have this. But there's no way to get tested if you aren't dying. Friends that have it have the following symptoms. Dry/ cough, headaches, extreme fatigue, hard to think, lose sense of smell, and fever that seems to hit and then go away. My nose also produced a metric fuck ton of thick mucus. These are all stay at home cases, I assume when it gets bad the fever gets worse and doesn't go away. The really annoying part is the fatigue. Even after you feel "better" the fatigue stays. It's been over a week since I got "better" and I'm only now moving away from the fatigue of mind and body.

Couple weeks ago i started to fap and instantly got a very weird headache that lasted for an entire week and was basically moving around to different parts of my head each day

Personally no. But I know people who know the people infected in my area. I get that sounds fake but a friends office got shut down when a coworker of hers tested positive, and my moms coworkers son has it.

Start up a poll it'll be easier to view data that way. I bet we don't have a single case.

thankfully I got my boomer parents out of the city back before it got bad. Thanks Yas Forums, I owe you idiots something I guess.

Salesman came to the office and said he tested positive. He was sent home. This was today. Bit nervous. I was within 3 feet of him. No physical contact though and we both had masks

It's like an urban legend at this point.

In Italy they'd count you as one of the dead from coronavirus.

>The migranes come in the second stage when you are really sick I heard.
Thx, I guess I call an ambulance and tell them it’e an emergency.

I have it, have probably had it for a couple of weeks but I just noticed a flu like fatigue and a kind of sedative like weight on my chest. Day three of those symptoms. Last night my nose started to run and I was worried I was getting worse. Woke up this morning feeling better than first day of active symptoms. Heard day six or seven is when things can get dicey but so far it isn't as bad as the flu or even a bad cold.

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Yes. My cousin living in Spain.

>Probably got it from Commiefornia.
You can get it only through sex, so he probably cheated in his wife.

I know someone who has taken the test and sounds sick as fuck
They dont even let you take the test here unless you have ALL the symptoms and ALSO test negative for the flu
She has it, they just wont confirm it for 8 to 12 more days

Anyways it was my coworker so I pretty much just quit my job

I took vitamin c and d pills in the morning and night, and got through it pretty easily, except for the lasting fatigue. Also an iron pill, but don't know if that helps at all.

>Dry/ cough, headaches, extreme fatigue, hard to think, lose sense of smell, and fever that seems to hit and then go away.
Yeah, that’s not corona. Carry on, nothing to see, go to work.

How are things going in germany btw? Got any of those non symptoms amongs your friends and family?

>so he probably cheated in his wife
Right. He went and found a shaved-head gift-giver feminist.
Which is fucking horrid to think about because he's gotta be closer to 60 than 50 and he's the most vanilla boomer stereotype you can imagine.
Nice guy though.

Yeah seems right. You filled in the second part in which the headache does not fucking leave. Sounds like you got a really mild case or your body just handled it really well. Did you have a cold a couple weeks prior then kicked it down then it came back as basically the flu?

>was within 3 feet of him. No physical contact though and we both had masks
Masks don’t help, corona has jumped those 3 feet easily. You are likely infected.

Had all that shit
+
intensely thick, bloody snot.
Kind that would want to form into scabs.
Had an entertaining time snot rocketing that shit out.
And some of the worst migraines of my life. Odd breathing.
Better now. Back to health, fitness.. but that took me out. Quite healthy, normally. Senpai member went through the exact same, except the nose blood b.s.
It was no fun! Could see how itd take out someone with a bad immune system, especially elderly.
Fuck the Chinese.

Also take vitamins.
Not in that order

I'm just waiting for round two now. I feel healthy most of the time, with occasional waves of feeling "off". Eating well and keeping inside, but fuck I don't want it again, or worse...

Your not out of the woods as you implied. Your body fights it off and then it comes roaring back bad.

>How are things going in germany btw?
People autistically walk by each other with 2 meter distance. No talk, total silence.

Nobody has symptoms.

I think I might have had it back in January. But nope, don't know of anyone actually seriously ill.

Nope. Not a single one.

I have hiv and tested positive. Am I corona positive?

No one does. That's the joke. You'll get 'people' saying they do and describe some dumb shit but there are no vids, no piks, no sperging out and dying in the streets...you know everything we 'were told by the talking heads' was actually going on.
Wake up people. You've been punk'd.

Ohio here. Family member through marriage mid 30's.
>Flu symptoms
>Negative on flu test
>Negative on pneumonia
>"You probably have it but we don't have many test. Self quarantine heavily recommended"

That side of their family is freaking the fuck out right now because she was babysitting some of the family kids just last week.

Its been peak autismus. Hilarious af

Yea actually a couple of people.

DOUBT

Yes, some doctors from Argentina

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>That article
Why they treat a fucking flu like is some kind of identity now?

No, but it's confirmed that three workers where I'm employed are infected.

I don't know anyone nor do any of my friends know anyone with it.

I've not seen any credible first hand accounts for an average person. The only ones I've seen are people going to the media to talk about their experience.

Not only would the average Joe not know how to contact CNN or MSN, why would their first thought be to do so rather than post on ticktok/fb/Instagram

I don't know anyone who's infected, either.

yes, uncle got sick from a casino

>come back from Italy 2 weeks ago
>have problems breathing, coofing a lot
>go walk my two doggerinos on a daily basis as I am allowed to by recent law, go only to the most visited parks from my town
>touch and coof everywhere without being too suspicious
>watch nothingburgers get the virus, wither down and eventually die because our medical system is shit
I don't know anyone else besides me being infected

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Nope.
2 co-workers (funny enough my company still requires everyone to come to the office, unless you explicitly demand home office)
1 school mate

After I bike 10 kliks, I feel a little off, like, tired...or something.
And my legs feel a little different.
Do I have the Shanghai shivers?

I know one person who's affected. Officially confirmed.

Yeah, that's what I have heard. Hoping that's not the case.

I am taking vitamin c, and taking it easy. Glad to hear that you are doing alright. God speed friend.

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So we’ve moved the goalposts from two weeks to two months now, have we?

Yes my sisters, husbands gay brother is infected. He got tested. He barely has any symptoms though. Most hospitals it takes like 3 days to get the results back. My mom is a nurse in florida and she said that they were told the virus wont peak for another 45 days from now.

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(((They're))) pushing for an antibody test. Everybody who dies for any reason will test positive. Greatest pandemic ever.

Smaller thumbnail I swear that looks like a planet of the ape officer.

I felt off as fuck too. Like whoozy and mentally clouded. Kept up with alright health. Now I think I feel off all the time because, not confronted with that flu shit, remembering what a fucking clusterfuck this is.

Maybe Bill Gates will release a cure.

More cases in town the past week, so they say. College-town. Lots of people rubbing and grubbing onto shit.

I know 4 people now
In Rural Texas btw

Several positive cases at my job, doc office. We do the test. Also have a cousin with 2 friends that have it. They say symptoms come and go like nuts. It's real, just dont think it's as bad as it's being made to be.

Get your own food elliot rogers lol

One of my coworkers was coughing pretty badly. I made sure to stay far away from him. Fortunately he was sent home.

nice nail polish, slightly weird toes

stop fucking going outside.

my friend in Miami does nothing but play Star Citizen and he said he knows some people who have had it, not sure if he meant people in Miami or who he plays with . He's full of shit though so I'm not sure.

I'm exhausted and my eyes are dry. All I want to do is sleep. I only got 4 hours of sleep last night. Do I have the Yellow Lung?

Aids.

I know four people. All in NY.

Those kids got it and spread it to EVERYONE.
KIDS COUGH AND TOUCH EVERYTHING. THEY ARE LITTLE VIRUS SPREADERS! People in YOUR FAMILY WILL DIE.

SCREEN SHOT THIS

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Boss of my company sent us a mail he was the first one to be tested positive for Corona in my city (Malmö). He is in his 60s and said it was like "a very mild cold".

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wtf do you want from our nails and toes faggot?

well not anymore, he ded

None, and maybe i'll never will, in fact we're in quarantine for only three deaths in all the country and feels boring desu.

They only test really sick people with known exposure. Millions have it and they don't notice or think they have a cold.

A doctor in my town is

I had these symptoms last month
t. fag who fell for the phd meme and is around dot eating ching dongs