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Join the government in a Coalition.

>Lose faith in the people
>But the people prove me wrong
Forgive me

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I love it?
youtube.com/watch?v=2-hkpLXwHUQ

>What do you think will happen to him?
nothing
as usual

Define lockdown because every country has been retarded about it? Closing schools and pubs isn't a lock down. Is it like what Italy is doing now? Webm related.

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Alex Salmond just went on radio and said "Millions are going to die. God help us all." Based SNP causing panic.

Is Gregg's still open?

3 sick in my city
in other news
saw 2 people get run over earlier
someone got shot last week round the corner
the chimp out is brewing

BUILT FOR THE BBC

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Full scale lock down is fucking horrendous. We're about to be put under martial law for the first time in history.

He'll die, hopefully going to kill jew at the same time

i don't care

I think he might’ve just been threatening the future birds he’s going to rape

1.5% of the country dead in a matter of months. we're looking at even heavier casualties in the same time span. the UK currently has a 71% CFR.

They’re not getting paid but their phones are their key to make all purchases so I doubt they closed their numbers down.

Sounds comfy desu

now we look like america

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I don't care

I almost went to Bradford for a Uni exchange lol. oh well

Is Boris Johnson making an announcement an hour from now? Will there be a YT livestream?

Cope, tripfag

moggs glory hole

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psst hey kid wanna buy some tp

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Doesn't look like Italy at all. You can tell just by the cars and the buildings.

>2 pick up trucks

You hardly ever see pick up trucks in Europe at all plus the car makes are all wrong.

the more times you say this, the more erudite you will appear

Just got this do they know something we don't?

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Hot weather forecast as well, imagine familes and normies cooped up in thier house at boiling point.
Shit will start getting real soon

Is that number supposed to mean anything to anybody? Bearing in mind that hep c is not 100% fatal?

There always is.

What's your problem?

Martial law coming

hey look
a name fag spamming 1 line crap to disrupt
genius

youtube.com/watch?v=SaHrqKKFnSA

When I was younger I went to Tewkesbury and they had a reenactment of the battle; it was during the summer and some of the lads in armor passed out from the heat; I was scared and gave my water to one of them lol.

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Holy shit they are going to nuke London

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Im a Night baker at a small family run thing, shits gone crazy weve gone from 80 white loafs a night to 250-300. Overall weve got an extra 3 hours work per day to keep up with the orders.

Im still going to be working through a lockdown...shit guys this sucks

Boris will announce this at 8:30pm tonight.
Watch it live.

I love I’m Scotland. I have no idea what hot weather is, user

can't wait to starve to death because i followed the don't panic buy meme

all because a few boomers who were on their way out anyway got a coof

April showers bring may flowers

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Fat fuck detected

How do you report posts these days? Want this fucker to be permabanned.

I see a vision of the future. Imagine a boot stamping on the face of a man forever.

Now now, we get at least one hot week a year fellow scot user

Shit. Wonder if its just london or nationwide. Fuck.

Greggs is closing lads. Prepare to meet your doom.
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-51999604?intlink_from_url=https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics&link_location=live-reporting-story
No more banjo pasty.

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They COBRA now, wtf is going on qrd?
London lockdown tonight??

Its really not that bad in shops just expect to buy more expensive brands, my usual weekly shop went up £50.

If anyone wants to get into a tesco early on sundays it's not just NHS staff by the way, if you know someone who works for tescos just borrow one of their badges as tesco employees get in early too. They're downplaying it hard to prevent people bitching as they only told employees this and not the news

Anyone here still getting paid??? Literally doing ZERO work. The wagie becomes the NEET

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Ne'er cast a clout till May be out

Why is everyone scared of pube lol

Brazil's Bolsonaro reportedly said to a minister that "I don't care about this disease. The weak will die and the strong will live. It is God's will. We should carry on as normal."

Got some beans you can buy, tenner a tin or a blowie from your mum

post >yfw lockdown

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You're doing your country proud. You're helping. Every loaf you sell is a blessing.

I wish I could do something to contribute like you. Godspeed.

Then fuck off tripfag

Fucking nationwide lockdown bro

Yes and no. I am being paid but my job role just changed a bit and I am still having to go into work. I work for the government.

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holy based

never thought i say i wish i lived in brasil

yeah it'll be london lockdown tonight and if it continues to rise across the country, we will lockdown the whole country

I can't tell from the pic, what's inside of that?

Do you use Sayers then?

this

we will be healthier than ever

>getty images
why are the photso so bad

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A full scale lockdown is the only way to get through to these thick cunts going to beaches and rural locations spreading the disease in further places since they think they are immune to it and are treating the whole scenario.

u should be brexited...with the romanians

policing the London border will be considered too much of a hassle, they'll just blanket lockdown I bet

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OYYYYYYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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I like these hoppy beers and I dont care what you think

similarities with the black death continue:
>starts in Asia
>Northern Italy
>UK
>long incubation period
>cities quarantine

50-70% of population still die. nice

Donald Trump announces that in the event of a nationwide lockdown fast food stores will remain open because they are an essential service.

To lockdown London would mean the army would have to be deployed, the police don't have the numbers nor do they present a threat to """youths""""
And then what? Armyfags shooting said """youths""""? Would be based but I think not

fuck now I want some sayers cheese on toast

negative ghostrider

I meant treating the whole scenario as if they are on summer holidays. The fucking audacity of some people.

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Ring around the roses
Pocket full of posies
ASHES ASHES
we all fall down

had a similar email in another part of the country.
Probably just logistics for fires etc.

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Corona death rate is like 1-2%.
Look at South Korea where they've been testing the public en-masse

this is all a scam

people love a panic, just go about your business as normal lads, it will all blow over soon

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Also a bit weird Max Von Sydow died before all this started and one of his famous films was literally about The Black Death.

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Are you in Southport?

So, BoJo is gonna announce a lockdown, isn't he?

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No matter how much I prep I won't be ready

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Look up the village of Clun.

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what about that Brexit, eh lads?

Prob go like NI in the 1960s when troops were deployed. Sort of relaxed at first but then steadily escalate.

tangy fruity IPAs mate

my government worker brother is work from home full pay
my government worker mother is zero work from home full pay
perfect neet position thank God

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>Brexit
Ah those were the days.

BREXIT CANCELLED

>Purim
britannica.com/topic/Purim
>Purim, (Hebrew: “Lots”)English Feast of Lots, a joyous Jewish festival commemorating the survival of the Jews who, in the 5th century BCE, were marked for death by their Persian rulers. The story is related in the biblical Book of Esther.

What actually happened
>Jews used trickery to murder a bunch of people who they hated because "they were plotting to kill us" [citation needed]

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>Corona death rate is like 1-2%.
untrue. 14% with china's fake numbers, 31% without them. china also has 21 million dead.

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>You will live to see literal rivers of blood run through London

so far...
who hurt you? and can i buy them a beer?

Fuckin juden cunts. KYS

British hot and paki hot are not the same.

British women are as always stunning

>Panic buying finally starts to die down
>Announce lockdown
>Panic buying kicks off again even worse than before

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You're well on your way!

Pic related is your future now.

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nope

What about it?
You think we are going to reverse the decision?

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How did Alex salmond get away with it? Even wienstien went down

who?

>Probably gonna get kicked out of staff accommodation and onto the streets if lockdown happens
Fuck.

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Cheers fella kinda needed that thanks

I miss it

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I mean... the spring is pretty much here. I have a nice garden, but imagine living in a concrete jungle without trees.

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derp

Good looking chow lad, ill ignore the beans in the chilli
American corned beef confuses me, is it just a slowcooked brisket? Its completely different to our corned beef

get infected and fuck off you pointless cunt. oh dont forget to respond with i dont care, you fucking easily influenced sheep cunt.

>21 million people die
>somehow their phone service provider just automatically knows this and closes the accounts
Or...
>china is cutting off a bunch of people in order to enforce censorship

>everyone with the disease is being diagnosed
lmao, the diagnosis rate is probably single digit percentage

she'd get it up the arse

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So is McDonald's

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Starting to think this virus is a load of shite

10 times more comfy even during the shitty moments.

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Who enforces martial law in the UK? Do you guys have a National Guard or does the regular military + police enforce it?

Enoch was always right

This looks like nigger-proof glass.

i wanna sniff brat ass

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it is mate

>doing security at supermarkets
>boss reckons we're going to be considered key workers
>can't get ppe for love nor money
welp

That's two paki MPs back to back basically shilling for Islamic exception

lmao thanks

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there called army reserves here

do you think woes boy went down on towler?

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im angry about all of this.

Why would you trust the Chinese government with these numbers

would just be the army probably

I mean it. Every loaf of bread you sell is another person who doesn't have to worry about getting food. You're in a position where after all this is done you'll be able to look back with pride at working on through it and providing for many.

Regular army and possibly the Territorials too.

based up the arse chad

They'll deploy the army + army reserves alongside the police.

NORF Guards.

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I feel like a serious weirdo reading about how insane the isolation stuff is making people. I never get bored, I'm pretty content just staying in and reading/watching/playing whatever.

they've been burning tens/hundreds of thousands of corpses and living infected every day since the start of february.

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>ywn suck the yorkshire tea out of her milkers
feelsbadman

threads moving so fast

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No one is getting tested mate. My nephews bird came home from paris with all the symptoms and has been self isolated for 2 weeks now, the hotline told her saturday it sounds like shes in stage 3 of the disease but she has stay at home until she cannot breathe anymore and only then come to hospital
No tests no home visits no nothing

he said women
but to answer you earlier yeah i'm alright, got myself into a normal schedule but im getting full blown side effects now, taking meds to combat them though
brexit threads and GE threads were a million times more comfy

Normies can't just enjoy a book or whatever, they need to talk garbage with others

convinced ur a man now t b h

everyone's at home in't it

Boris has chucked renters under the bus lmao

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All waiting for Boris to announce he is welding everyone in their homes innit

>80% of the population making love with coronachan
>1-6% fatality rate
>n-n-n-nothing guys!

im just gunna say it
towler's avatar was false advertising

Learn VMWare, Day trading, Cisco. Come out of this shit better than you go in.

Lockdown on wednesday. Mother was advised as she works in a shop.

It is

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I'm not bothered by it yet since it is pretty normal for me to just sit in my house all day but I can see how it can get to people who are more outgoing and active and enjoy stuff like spending their days in the pub.

>BBC news on right now
Some posh bird putting on a "virtual birthday"
Obviously the mate of some daft tart who works for the BBC as a producer or "journalist"
>he wanted a Frozen birthday party
>he
tfw
Kid doesn't look bothered at all
The fucking bimbo dressed up as a Frozen character
>my son wanted this honestly
Lots of shots of her singing for the kids over Skype
Some shots of other daft posh bird mums singing along, kids not giving a fuck
Frozen Mum "whose son wanted a Frozen themed birthday party" cries at the end because she was touched by "how great the kids thought [she] was" and "that's what it's all about"

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im fuming

its mostly not real, the whole insanity thing, they live their whole lives playing a character for others already and this is just another stage for them to larp on.
they will be having the time of their lives building up set piece situations and angles to take pictures from to show everyone they know how hard it is, victim points are a huge commodity online remember.

I don't care

love the stereotype that we're all beasts desu, can't tell sarcasm or what ya gay

yikes

Till those fuckers get a dose. I'll get a pass, key worker.

Tha's beat me to that exact phrase old bean, great minds and all that eh?

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I saw that this morning.
it seemed particularly weird. especially that she was performing while crying

The Territorial Army (volunteer reserves) is probably the closest thing we have to a National Guard, but it will be regular Army that enforece this - if the situation calls for it.

Same here. I'm on a one day a week apprenticeship and I've just got a letter in the post saying that all lessons are cancelled for the foreseeable future.

can't say I do, user

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> 1 post by this id
Soulless chink bugman shill with small penis and smooth brain who thinks like a cat. Parents so shame.

the absolute state of modern parenting

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>1-6% fatality rate
try 70%+. we have one of the deadliest strains of the virus.

2-5% death rate. kills noone healthy. somehow still destroying every first world economy. nice trade guys! at least we saved some of the vulnerable over 80 year olds! We'll need their wisdom when we're scrating for scraps in the barren wasteland of next year.

>70%
absolutely delusional

Beautiful lady, warm smile.
I hope she makes it through ok.

It was fucking horrifying.
>this is what the normies are consuming

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