/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2450 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 372,658 ► Died: 16,314

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 2382 deaths ~~~
who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/

>NEWS
18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

US unemployment rate to hit 30%, Fed estimates
archive.is/U3xsR

4000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate
archive.is/IyKVo

Spain state-run funerary closes, run out of supplies
archive.is/ml8Ct

>RESEARCH
Dengue-like fever and rash
archive.is/PJp5G

Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

Infection might cause male infertility
archive.is/NLz11

r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
archive.is/1WTiA

Resistant to antivirals
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>REMINDER
Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

Iraq's Baghdad on lockdown, 7 million
archive.is/W89ys

California enacts state-wide lockdown, 39 million people
archive.is/r1HRt

China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
archive.is/ri1TY

Norway expects 2.2 million infected
archive.is/Ev0PX

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
9:02: 196 new cases in Switzerland.
18:57: 3,838 new cases and 186 new deaths in France.
18:55: 1,498 new cases and 4 new deaths in Germany.
17:48: 967 new cases and 54 new deaths in the United Kingdom.
17:11: 24 new deaths in Spain.
17:09: 313 new cases and 10 new deaths in Switzerland.
16:11: 1,338 new cases and 4 new deaths in Germany.
16:07: 313 new cases and 5 new deaths in Austria.

>MORE
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WHO recap:FIFA Brotha

>Intro
FIFA shilling
Welcome fifa president "happy birthday my dear brotha"
sign up to WHO-Whatsapp pls-WN
ty my bruda 4having me
football shilling-FiFaShill
MORE FUCKING FOOTBALL SHILLING
"i can't kick a ball no mo"-???
Almost every country in the world, that's heart breaking
67 days 4 100k
11d 4 200k
4d 4 300k
SD is important but not enough,only buys time
prioritize HC-workers
lockdowns might fuck over supply chains
Tedros talking to g20 this week
there is NO TREATMENT,don't raise false hope
"solidarity trial"shilling
lets save as many lives as possible(Note:admission of failure in containment)
tomorrow worldTB day-WN

Q&A
>Italy&Supermarkets?
Up to gubmint if they want to supply them at home-WB
>Olympics?
up in the air still
WHO talking with japs
decision coming soon-WB
>panic?
information important
fear IS NORMAL
channel it into productive ways-G
>lying japs?
tracing,tracking,testing works,so we believe them-G
>africa rdy?
NOONE IS READY
Africa experience with epidemics
HIV&urbanisation huge risk-WB
Africa doing gud-WN
>India surge?
needs more tracing-G
India led the world in fighting disease in the past
bless india-WB
>Chinese virus?
don't blame CCP-WB
>real number?
we don't know
needs more testing-G
test more-WB
>HERD?
balance economics and spread difficul
gubmint need to use "second window of opportunity" given by SD to track&trace-WB
>smell/taste loss?
we've seen reports that this is an EARLY SYMPTOME
more case studies needed-G

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First for get fucked nothingburgertards

>Dead: 16,364
lol, still only 16,364.
How many days has it been stuck at 16,364? Four days? Five days?

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Is it true masturbation makes you immune?

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Any fa/tg/uy here? What are some comfy board games you're playing during quarantine?

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WHERE ARE THE ITALIAN NUMBERS?!

>Tajikistan still not infected
>Border control obviously being tightened
Opium addicts literally on suicide watch.

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Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh

Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...

Armonia metallica, concreta realtà
Videoclip elettronico, elogio di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh

Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh nooo...
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...

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when the fuck are we getting some actually cute egirl to do a corona chan cosplay?

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