/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2449 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 368,752 (+31,322) ► Died: 16,118 (+1,480)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 2382 deaths ~~~
who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/

>NEWS
18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

US unemployment rate to hit 30%, Fed estimates
archive.is/U3xsR

4000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate
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Spain state-run funerary closes, run out of supplies
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>RESEARCH
Dengue-like fever and rash
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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Infection might cause male infertility
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Resistant to antivirals
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>REMINDER
Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

Iraq's Baghdad on lockdown, 7 million
archive.is/W89ys

California enacts state-wide lockdown, 39 million people
archive.is/r1HRt

China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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Norway expects 2.2 million infected
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
12:22: 460 new cases and 9 new deaths in Portugal.
11:15: 143 new cases and 1 new death in Romania.
11:12: 510 new cases and 9 new deaths in Switzerland.
11:03: 61 new cases and 1 new death in Germany.
10:47: 4,321 new cases and 410 new deaths in Spain. Compared to yesterday’s update at the same time, there were 4,517 new cases and 462 new deaths.
10:08: 342 new cases and 13 new deaths in Belgium.
10:05: 4 new deaths in Germany.

>MORE
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Hey, you!

A little birdie told me...

The U.S. Navy is currently working on bulking up their internet capacity.

Now, what reason would they have to do something like that? Hmm.

Just thought I'd share.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEYRE JUST N-NOT TESTING ANYMORE!! PEOPLE ARE DYING AT H-H-HOME!! PLEASE DONT TAKE AWAY MY HAPPENING! ITS ALL I HAVE IN MY SHITTY WORTHLESS LIFE!

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100,000 DEATHS WHEN?
100,000 DEATHS WHEN?
100,000 DEATHS WHEN?
100,000 DEATHS WHEN?

Italy has already plateau'd, schizos
Other countries will soon follow.
No country will be hit harder than Italy. It's over.
'Happening' never even happened.
You lost. Take your loss like men. Stop these threads
No more /cvg/ threads by mid April cope

Recap dropping this thread

15 minutes, manufactured in china, will not be accurate
only colorado made tests are accurate

Francobros, enjoy some related Pérusse:

youtube.com/watch?v=COTtbL5_SGI

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Hello, who ordered the massivehappeningburger

youtube.com/watch?v=n4no04822NQ

I am serenely calm. Whatever happens, happens. Be it with burger or mere buns.

So they can access the internet while they're out at sea?

bros im scared. italy is tampering off. what if it really is just a nothingburger

/ptg/ is still saying it's a nothingburger

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Are you okay leafs?

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Off to the shop to buy more Jaffa cakes. Back in a sec

FUCK YOU DOG GET PUNISHED MUTT
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Total cases - 372,592
Deaths - 16,313

Sauce:
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Floridian here. Reposting Fuck Ron DeSantis

facebook com/wftv/videos/1326974774167064/

At -11:33 (~21:24) in today's update below he fields a question about the calls for a shelter-at-home order. As he starts rambling about all the fucking nothing measures he's taking you can see the military leader behind him turn away so that his reaction to this stream of horseshit won't be caught on camera.

He says South Florida is down to "essential operations."
Here's what is considered "essential operations"
-Car dealerships
-Marinas and Recreational Docks
-Private construction and contracting
-That orange stand staffed by two mexicans on the side of the road
-Landscaping/Gardening services
-Weed stores
-Mover's
-Dog groomers
-Pool cleaning
-Divorce law
-Office supply stores

The governor basically said on live television that he's not taking real measures because:
-the seniors will isolate voluntarily and no one else will follow an order anyway
-he doesn't want people to "flee the state" like they did in NY
-he doesn't want Florida to suffer financial hardship because of a shutdown

There are about 500 new cases in the last 2 days even with the still-stringent testing - you can't get tested without serious symptoms or direct exposure outside of now two very limited testing sites. DeSantis pretends only tested positives are real cases.

The symptomatic cases are skyrocketing which means we've lost the initial fight to flatten the curve in florida. The virus has already had mass spread over the last two weeks of asymptomatic/incubatory carriers who are now showing symptoms. Lockdown needs to happen fucking yesterday or Florida's medical system is going to reach capacity very suddenly.

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Same bruh
Feelsbadman

CNN: 2000 spike in canadian positive cases today

THIS VIRUS IS EARTH-CHAN'S REVENGE AGAINST THE HUMAN PLAGUE

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NOTHINGBURGIES WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

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>near 400k
She's grown so fast. Right now I doubt anyone in charge will swallow their pride and admit that they have no answer for this.

Death awaits us fellow mutt

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When did people start trusting that their government does everything right and can do no wrong? If you criticize Canada's response to covid on say reddit or facebook you'll get a bunch of angry replies.
>"Are you a doctor? pandemic doctor? CDC???Stfu alarmist!"
Governments can and do make major mistakes.

is USA DED? The virus is EVERYWHERE!

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Pretty sure they’d do that regularly as would any organisation.

What reason do you think? Would love to hear this theory thought up by an obvious genius..

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They can do that already. I'm talking about a huge expansion.

The death toll is the nothing burger.
The economic collapse is already in motion.
This economic damage is at the very least a something.

on day four of self quarantine. Haven't showered since i went to work thursday.

YOU HAVE 12 MINUTES

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Ukraine pls

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China engineered two strains. The first one is far less deadly. The second one is far more deadly. Being infected by the first strain gives you resistance to the second strain.

China released the first, more mild strain on their own people to give their people immunity. Their quarantine was never to halt the spread of the disease in their own country, but rather to keep the weaker strain within their borders for as long as possible, because they do not want others to become immune to the second strain which is their real weapon.

When the weaker strain started to escape China, they spread the second more deadly strain throughout the western world. The end result is few of their people die, while the western world gets annihilated. It's a Chinese bioweapon attack, and we are clearly seeing that now as much higher percentages of western populations die.

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I'm seeing an increasing amount of shills recently, probs just some babyboomers that want to go back to work.

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real number is 400 cases BC 400 Ontario only Quebec is being truthful

at the current rate, in April

So they can create more TOR nodes?
I mean the guys who created TOR now work for US signals intelligence don't they?

Have YOU secured your ebony quarantine slave yet?

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No

>seemingly no immunity to the virus
Oh I hate this

I hope that fucking zipper head gets burned alive

Get some for me too pls

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14% DEATH RATE

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gross

Story behind this?

>spike
BC just reported 48 cases for Sunday and today combined AND we have a backlog ;)

TOR was created by the CIA

>No more /cvg/ threads by mid February cope
>No more /cvg/ threads by mid March cope
>No more /cvg/ threads by mid April cope
You are here
>No more /cvg/ threads by mid May cope
>No more /cvg/ threads by mid June cope
>No more /cvg/ threads by mid July cope
>No more /cvg/ threads by mid August cope
>No more /cvg/ threads by mid September cope
>No more /cvg/ threads by mid October cope
>No more /cvg/ threads by mid November cope
>No more /cvg/ threads by mid December cope

I'd rather not be dragged to hell for humanity being a collective of plague rats but it's already far too late.

Get fucked Australia. Canada is gonna stay number one

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Even if it were 10,000 deaths a day some simp would be spouting off how car accidents kill more people per year

>No country hit harder than Italy
Pretty sure Donald sees a challenge in that son... pretty sure the great purge is about to descend upon you and wreak the wrath of the lord and a mighty vengeance will be upon thee...

youtube.com/watch?v=JdaGszoP660

explain Yas Forums

Shit mate, I'm sorry to hear that, one of my close friends is as well and I've been worried about them since the start, and they work in a true "essential business" so they are playing the odds

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Thought this was hardcore

twitter.com/i/status/1242032569014800387

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Ireland now at 1000
Normies still crowded the beaches and tourist places yesterday

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remember, this coronavirus is ON TOP of the flu, and every other current medical condition
the health care system is fucking fucked beyond repair if those in American continue to IGNORE all the quarantines as they have been, kek

>dog did some shit that the chink didn't like
>punishes the dog by cutting its paw off

WHO recap:FIFA Brotha

>Intro
FIFA shilling
Welcome fifa president "happy birthday my dear brotha"
sign up to WHO-Whatsapp pls-WN
ty my bruda 4having me
football shilling-FiFaShill
MORE FUCKING FOOTBALL SHILLING
"i can't kick a ball no mo"-???
Almost every country in the world, that's heart breaking
67 days 4 100k
11d 4 200k
4d 4 300k
SD is important but not enough,only buys time
prioritize HC-workers
lockdowns might fuck over supply chains
Tedros talking to g20 this week
there is NO TREATMENT,don't raise false hope
"solidarity trial"shilling
lets save as many lives as possible(Note:admission of failure in containment)
tomorrow worldTB day-WN

Q&A
>Italy&Supermarkets?
Up to gubmint if they want to supply them at home-WB
>Olympics?
up in the air still
WHO talking with japs
decision coming soon-WB
>panic?
information important
fear IS NORMAL
channel it into productive ways-G
>lying japs?
tracing,tracking,testing works,so we believe them-G
>africa rdy?
NOONE IS READY
Africa experience with epidemics
HIV&urbanisation huge risk-WB
Africa doing gud-WN
>India surge?
needs more tracing-G
India led the world in fighting disease in the past
bless india-WB
>Chinese virus?
don't blame CCP-WB
>real number?
we don't know
needs more testing-G
test more-WB
>HERD?
balance economics and spread difficul
gubmint need to use "second window of opportunity" given by SD to track&trace-WB
>smell/taste loss?
we've seen reports that this is an EARLY SYMPTOME
more case studies needed-G

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What do you think about ID2020 vaccine digital ID/ Harvard Professor Lieber arrest ?

>easing the restrictions when the spread is still in the acceleration phase
sorry mutts but you're done, finito, it's over, adios, arividerci, sayonara, dasvidaniya, etc.

"Goyim, Israel has a COVID-19 vaccine, only 666 shekels, but today, just for Jew, only 660 shekels! Such a deal!"

-----------------------

Israeli Scientists Claim It’s ‘Pure Luck’ They Were Already Working On A COVID-19 Vaccine Prior To The Outbreak

christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

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is it true 97% who go on ventilator die? any other studies on that?

> state will close down tomorrow
i work in a lab and that means i will do nothing for a while
my neet dream come true

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Wahh wahhhh
No one cares boomer

i hope she was a twitcher when she died

Nevadan here. I'm hoping everything stays contained. Too many oldies about, so I wouldn't think it'd spread.
That doesn't mean the gift-giver state next door will play nice and stay put though.

Lockdown in South Africa for 21 days from this Thursday

By April's fools day

Wouldn't be that fucking sure. Shit doesn't look good

Wishful thinking?

holy guacamole

Yas Forums SFW when? I'm tired of this shit. It's not even funny

"At least six of the nine people who died of the corona virus in the Stockholm area are somalis"

strong effort from USA today

Brazil bros should i take money from bank already? I don't think the bank here will survive seeing all the shit govern is doing

A good sign that its happening is the influx of nothingburgers, if it really was a nothingburger, there wouldn't be any nothingburger posters

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instagram prostitutes are something else

Damn. Fellow Floridians, boogaloo when?

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Maybe this is the worlds best april fool's prank? Will be announded April 1st. Haha Gotcha!

Based

My dad is in N Nevada and I am worried that all the faggot SanFran niggers will spill over into his city.

U.S. scientists create blood test that can detect the SARS-CoV-2 virus in those who are infected and they've shared their work online so that it can be replicated by labs around the world. It can detect antibodies in the blood to see if the person has the virus or has had the infection and are presently clear of it. May even detect people who have developed immunity.

livescience.com/coronavirus-blood-test-antibodies.html

archive.vn/OD2Xv

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Not if bc and ab have anything to say about it. We're only testing nurses and old people now. Australia has won.

thanks recap user

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Chinese virus

Critical cases will exceed hospital capacity by the 28th
The governer will finally call for shelter-at-home but it will be far too late
The death rate in florida, due to the extremely high number of smokers, obese, elderly, vape-damaged, and immunocompromised ,will have a mortality rate comparable to or worse than Italy
Cap this.

The other day my brother went to the strip to see it deserted he got some pics.. Earlier today, I went to take pics and the elevators and bridges were blocked off.

What? Why didn't you already?

Chinese death count will be announced that day.

Lift the lockdowns

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the wages of sin is DEATH

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around the world stadiums and hotels are being converted into hospitals for the soon to be dead. what a time to be

USA JUST ANNOUNCED 67 DEATHS

I REPEAT

67 AMERICANS JUST DIED

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go back to your safe space you faggot

what kind of funny jokes can we expect on Apr 1st?

done user and this Florida user tends to agree

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duh, obviously

Dont worry bro. We are always ready to sent our bombers an bomb this fucking Lazio! Corona have no chance!
FORZA JUVE!

Soon.

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to be what?!?!?!

Do the ashes of the dead spread the virus? Asking for my friend Pooh.

What’s going on in India?

april 2021

Sauce

There are still no cases at all in the area I live in but I'm completely surrounded. It's over

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Soon user
Keep breathing through and you'll get your wish

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Family,i cant leave my house so i'm having a hard time to do convince my mother thjat live with me

Why not chop the head instead of this

>China on April fool's
>Hahaha we actually had millions of deaths
>Just a prank bro!

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> cutting off a limb to teach a lesson
> to a dog
> 2020

unlikely

shhh you hear that?
That's the second wave coming.

>xi and boris
>the biggest failures in this
>work together to spread knowledge of the most effective health measures
LMAO Clown world

That's what I like to hear

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jesus fuck, thats the first chink hate webm that got me triggered,

i'm not fucking italian

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Wow. Shit like this lends credence to these stories:
theepochtimes.com/the-closing-of-21-million-cell-phone-accounts-in-china-may-suggest-a-high-ccp-virus-death-toll_3281291.html?v=ul

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Disgusting.

gun sales have been completly halted in nj. thanks to universal back ground check laws, you cant even do a private transfer even if the other people has a FID

>n-no not the hekin' epic doggo.
Neck yourself.

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swedish public service television
svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/lakarforening-larmar-over-halften-av-de-doda-ar-svensksomalier

Guys, my chest is feeling tight, just like it was when I had bronchitis last year. Is it corona? Should I inhale steam again?

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snow birds going to be hitting the ground. i suspect an elder in my extended clan who came from arizona might have gotten corona; had sudden respiratory problems then expired in two weeks.

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whoops pic didnt upload

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I don't understand. Japan is completely fine, it's under control in China, Korea, etc. Yet Italy is getting railed by it, everything here is completely shut down except grocery stores and pharmacies and no one knows anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who even HAS this fucking virus. I dare any of you to tell me what the death rate of this virus is. I dare any of you to tell me the r0 or whatever the fuck of this virus. This shit is fucking made up bullshit and I see no reason for complete and total shutdown and mass quarantine.

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Im fucking drunk and kek

>tfw cant get a gun because CA
THE NIGGERS ARE GONNA FUCKING KILL ME IF THIS SHIT GETS WORSE

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Maybe the spread will slow down now with our "soft lockdown" going on.

>China
>"YOu look so surprised! totally got you dudue"

Spread it to peta normiebook

tbs.seoul.kr/eFm/newsView.do?typ_800=P&idx_800=2388991&seq_800=10382358
LITERALLY NOTHING BURGER
93 YEARS OLD KOREAN WOMAN BEATS COVID 19

ty

how much longer until this qt gets Chen Qiushi'd?

Meanwhile in /bpg/ (black plague general) 1347 edition:

>'tis nought but boils, you damned sodomites.
>I didst heard it was the rats
>Hmm, latest research fom Pisa is suggesting fleas may be the problem.
>fucking bugs, man
>Leave the fucking rats alone Chang, we all know it's you godless demons that are to blame
>Repent, good burghers, for the end is nigh!
>Faggot, 'tis the end of the world as we know it, this will end feudalism and launch europeans to unheard of heights of glory, we'll colonise the World!
>Vilalge idiot, you probably think the world is round, huh?
>Aye, as long as we don't let the jews back in.
>We should have closed the (((Italian ports))) when we had the chance. Fucking (((merchants)))
>My good sir, Titus should have just finished the fucking job properly. Fucking (((genoans))).
>'tis a naught burgher, deaths are down in Florence for two days now. Apocalypse cancelled. It's ogre, lads.
>Hahahahahahahahaha! Apocalyse sodomites BTFO.
>It's over, this will kill up to 50% of the population, turn the candles out, lads.
>Good folk, I have a cure, a friend of my cousin's friend said ten hail marys and is fine
>Fucks sake, 1st Century solutions for 14th century problems.
>Die, demon spawn.
>Haha apocalypse burghers rekt!! Get back to the fields, peasant filth.
>Breaking news, gentlemen, 5 more deaths in Verona, what now naught burgher faggots?

Humanity, humanity never changes.

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CCP canceled them so there is no chance of them sending videos out from inside Wuhan

Check out this post:

No. But I've secured a Lebanese qt with the tastiest ass.

WHERE ARE THE ITALIAN NUMBERS!?!?

For what reason would the entire world agree to pretend with nothing getting leaked user? You know whistleblowers exist right?

If I get corona, I get corona.

do nose hairs prevent virus

my boomer dad breathes through his mouth

>Italy has already plateau'd, schizos

Strict quarantine and lockdown measures taken about 2 weeks ago are starting to show in the death and infection rate. This is not strange and was expected. The fun part begins now.

Now countries will have to open up to recover but this virus isn't going nowhere, it has already shows in can fuck you up in any temperature. The minute countries et out of lockdown this will begin from square one and with such a high r0 and countries relucatant to go into lockdown again it will be a bloodbath/

It has just started. The first wave is a taste of what is yet to come

youtu.be/DA3_w0fHi6A

Hey bros, I just got back from quarantine in Peru. If you liked my video and shared it with a friend, I would be super happy :)

Thanks frens

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEYRE JUST N-NOT TESTING ANYMORE!! PEOPLE ARE DYING AT H-H-HOME!! PLEASE DONT TAKE AWAY MY HAPPENING! ITS ALL I HAVE IN MY SHITTY WORTHLESS LIFE!

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Anons... what's her stand? Or is she a stand?

It's all going south mate. There's no stopping this mess now for us down in South Florida

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We should all enjoy the comfy part of this happening for as long as it lasts. Me on the right.

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No autopsy on the poor soul? His loved ones might be fucked.

My brother knows case 197

I'm going to the drugstore, does anyone need something?

Low, unless they send a hit team out to get her. I believe she is currently in the US.

>"soft lockdown"
We'll probably end up Italy tier soon

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user said that Japan is basically an island of polite germaphobes

Heh, I used Chernobyl as an example a few days ago when someone asked me why China would lie.

Suckers!!

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Just use the github and clone a copy on your local machine every day
github.com/pcm-dpc/COVID-19.git

Westerners are stupid. Fact. We deserve this virus more than anything

proofs?

lube

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youtu.be/AToF8O5T86s?t=301 Chloroquine works against SARS-CoV-2 because it is a zinc ionophore, meaning it opens a pathway into the virus for ionic zinc to get into the virus and kill it.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25050823 Quercetin, a supplement available in the U.S. without a prescription, is a zinc ionophore.
mcgilltribune.com/sci-tech/montreal-researchers-propose-a-treatment-for-covid-19-170320/ Montreal researchers propose quercetin as a COVID-19 treatment, say it has anti-malarial and anti-SARS effects.

Quercetin + zinc gluconate could be an effective COVID-19 treatment, possibly coupled with Zithromax as well if you can get your hands on some bird Zithromax.

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Alternative--ordinarily, people do not go to the hospital for flu symptoms until pneumonia develops. With fears of a supervirus, people are going to the hospital as soon as they have a cough and a fever. Suddenly, inefficient hospitals which have relie don harsh triage for decades now are overwhelmed with people with a heavy flu; it is now impossible to adequately clean the hospitals or give proper care to almost any of the sick. Because it is seen as a very dangerous diseases, no one is sent home for out-patient treatment. Suddenly, people who may have survived a bad flu are surrounded by seriously ill people. Even if someone arrives with an unrelated diseases, they are essentially guaranteed to catch the virus if they remain in the hospital for any amount of time. The more overcrowded the hospital, the worse it gets. Everyone dies of pneumonia, because that is the general terminal illness of any respiratory illness. And, because everyone is in close quarters with people who have Covid, everyone appears to have died of Covid. No autopsies can be done. It has always been true that Hospitals are incredible breeding grounds for disease. It is like when Doctors started performing births in hospitals instead of midwives at home; infant mortality skyrocketed. It was eventually believed that almost every birth had complications, and so Doctors should perform interventions as a universal rule.

Until very recently, no tests distinguished the specific virus that caused the various kinds of flus. A Doctor could tell if you had Influenza A or B, but hardly anything else. With breakthroughs in genetic testing, it would appear that there is a conrucopia of specific viruses that can cause each kind of flu. We wouldn't have known before if a flue was H1N1, Bird Flu, or so on. It would really seem that Covid is a particularly bad flu virus. There is a real possibility that it has existed for many years. The hospital surges might be the real main cause of death.

FUCK INSECTOIDS
I almost puked, wtf !

>YESSSSSSSSSSSS THE HAPPENING IS OVER NOW TYRONE CAN COME AGAIN AND FUCK MY WIFE ON THE COUCH

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Louisiana update
Cases: 1,172
Deaths: 34

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Is CIA work

Many Japananons have said that Japan isn't testing. China is a black box. Only Korea might have actually controlled it.

>Is it corona?
Maybe
>Should I inhale steam again?
Another user with corona said that steam helped

*leftists deserver the virus.
dont talk for westerneners, chang

Nigs vs Spics PURGE edition

Based Somali cleanse. We need west African or south African kweenz only

It's proven that an ebony quarantine gf boosts morale by up to 14.48% frens

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based
stupid fucking dog had it coming

everyone with bmi above 25 dies

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We JUST got report yesterday that Chloroquine and its alternatives has severe side effects. Those aren't getting used for sure

>This is not strange and was expected.

don't assume retards like him can make their own minds and calculating/estimating things.

you shouldn't even answer them.

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Zoophilia

The ordinary death rate in Italy is about 1% per year. It would make sense that it is roughly spread out evenly over the year, so .083% of Italy's population is expected to die every month. If 80% of the corona deaths are people over the age of 60, we can assume they all had a significantly higher chance of dying within the year than most people. So, if Corona has caused .01% of Italy's population to die in a month, there's a good chance between a quarter and three quarters of those people were already going to die. That would mean, over the month, Italy's death rate has only increased from .08% to at most .0875%. If this rate continues over the year, it would amount to about 1.09%. That everyone is on lock-down and the hospitals are overwhelmed is dramatic. But in terms of the actual population numbers, it's big compared to many things, but it's still pretty small overall.

whoever made this infographic is a fucking retard

Stockpile lots of lube.

Blame stupid students, and the assholes running that fucked up state. Those idiots are going to spread it all over when they go back home, and several have already tested positive.

Oh, also,
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21302433
Quercetin permeates the blood brain barrier. So, it could even treat neuroinvasive SARS-CoV-2 if it is confirmed that SARS-CoV-2 is neuroinvasive.

Now I understand your gameplan.

For what reason is Japan perfectly fine? For what reason is Russia perfectly fine? For what reason are a handful of countries nowhere near China getting it much worse? For what reason are there no concrete numbers on this virus? For what reason is the world on lockdown for the sake of ancient boomers who need to die anyway?

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So tonic water?

>It would really seem that Covid is a particularly bad flu virus
Corona-chan is not influenza you idiot.

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Go hang out around a mediocre gas station. When a crack head comes up to you to ask for money, tell him your looking for a gun. And you’ll pay him if he knows someone who has one for sale. Another crack head will show up in a half hour with a stolen shotgun to sell for $100, you give them each $20 and everyone is happy.

It takes two weeks before cases start slowing down after a lock down. They've been locked down since March 9th. Places can't keep locked down forever though. It's unsustainable. And without a lock down the virus will eventually slip through the borders and cause another outbreak.

The real happening is the economy getting completely fucked and never coming back. Small business owners are in tears their years of work have been destroyed in a single week. People have already been laid off and can't afford to pay rent or to eat. In the US democrats blocked Trumpbux for maximum economic damage. The Fed announced unlimited quantitative easing and the stock market is still in freefall even with the promise of free money as they pump the markets. Immense pain and suffering is to come.

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can I just buy this meme virus online and get it over with? I don't want it interrupting my european vacation

That's why you need someone to get rid of some of it from time to time

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SK and Singapore seem to have their shit together

Based and assclappilled

Is there an updated version?

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Revised statistic 14.88% actually!

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vomit

Imma do it anyway. They are both respiratory viruses so I don't see why not. When my doctor told me to do it when I had bronchitis the pain went away after a day or two.

There's some unconfirmed info that the deadly outbreak in Iran is caused by the large cuantity of the virus culture transported on that Ukrainian boeing they shot down a few months ago.

Source? New side effects specifically relating to COVID-19 treatment?
Chloroquine/hydroxychloroquine are very old and have a very well established safety profile. We know what their side effects are, and as far as I know at least some of them typically only present after long-term use.

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>portland issues stay at home that basically means ‘offices can do whatever the fuck they want because you’re cogs’
>monetary relief is off the table because of congressional bullshittery
God I wanna fedpost right now about these fucking dumbasses.

as much as I want this to be true, these Windy.com models are not assimilating real day-to-day data, they're forecasts based on fixed emission inventories.

source: NASA meteorologist in charge of GEOS-5 satellite that models this data snopes.com/fact-check/sulfur-coronavirus-cremations/

>death rate less than 1%
>ZOMG SHUT IT DOWN

There is something they aren't telling us. People are having way to big of a reaction for some dumb flu.

I would prefer to take my chances with the virus than be locked up in my house with marshall law enacted.

Also LOL if you are even considering taking some vaccine that happens to be shat out by the government next month.

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Louisiana age breakdown

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they got cremated and this was before the concern over corona was established. their immediate family hasn't had any symptoms and canada is under soft quarantine.

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Check

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nypost.com/2020/03/22/nigeria-reports-poisonings-from-possible-coronavirus-drug-chloroquine/

>Boris Johnson wants everyone to be a coofer
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584986686484.webm

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That chics tweet is bad, and this article is worse:
theepochtimes.com/the-closing-of-21-million-cell-phone-accounts-in-china-may-suggest-a-high-ccp-virus-death-toll_3281291.html?v=ul

Even if the figure of 4 million dead is more accurate, we're fucked as far as civilization goes.

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>Japan
they lied to save the Olympics; that's off the table now, expect to see a mysterious increase in Jap number
>Russia
they closed borders earlier than most nations AND/OR they are not testing enough

It's because of the super high viral load you'll receive from being crowded in the hospital room with all the wheezing boomers. Much better to just self quarantine and stay at home if you're sick

Gotchu bro

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Singapore was fine when it was just China spreading it but they seem to be getting pozzed from everyone else now as well.

You may wish to add, "Eat, Drink and be Merry, for Tomorrow we shall DIE"

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Animal cruelty is the worst. I hope every one of them got corona'd.

youtube.com/watch?v=gUtXUiYd-6A

youtube.com/watch?v=WI44ZIJMiLM

youtu.be/GBTBFDk_Z7Q

youtube.com/watch?v=zfAGGQ9a_Ko

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Is that how you make italian pizza?

Any news on antibody-dependent enhancement? You know, like we saw with re-infection in SARS-1?
It's already confirmed that Novel Coronavirus can re-infect people. Rushing for a "cure" while ignoring the threat of a cytokine storm will just worsen the outcomes.

the people in charge are like 80 years old
they're shitting their pants
rand could have killed them all

When will USA pass China?

...

superior honorary aryan genes, germany is immune also.

Anybody catch this
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8077787/Disturbing-black-rain-reported-falling-parts-Japan.html

japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/08/06/national/history/black-rain-radiation-1945-hiroshima-bombing-can-still-detected-survivors-shirt-study/

Numbers in germany are dropping too. This shit really is over in europe already.

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something about this picture makes it look like corona's mouth is way too far forward, like she had a nigger face with the bottom part sticking out. maybe it's the nose.

That’s just a screenshot of the map, which is interactive for parish (County). It’s actually helpful as compared to some other states which aren’t giving updates info per county, just state totals.

ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

they aren't testing people unelss they are fucking dying here in the UK which is why i got this

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Purely anecdotal: I've heard from a lot of people that emergency rooms are ghost towns because people dont want to catch it and all non elective procedures are cancelled.

Thursday at this rate.

NOOO IF I DONT TAKE THE VACCINE AND THE TRACKING MICROCHIP AND GET CORONA I WOULD ONLY HAVE A 99.7% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL

That corona-chan dress type is kinda hot.

Did you even read the article?
>overdoses
That's just stupid people self-treating with too high of doses, not "severe side effects."
The recent French study on hydroxychloroquine suggested 200 mg three times per day.

germany reports numbers per state, focus on the daily increase instead of the sporadic uptic in countries

Someone at my job called out with a fever yesterday. If they actually have covid they've been spreading it at my work for up to two weeks.

I'm on biologics AND steroids and I have a long history of chronic lung issues.

I figure I've got about a 1-in-4 shot of not catching it if I isolate now (couldn't before, need that money), and a 1-in-5 shot to not get to the point where I'm sure to die or suffer extreme disability due to secondary infection. So a little less than a 50% chance total of serious lifelong repercussions or death.

next doubles is what I force my family to write on my grave in my will

Just go visit NYC or something

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Crona virus bout to get destroyed by my nigger cock

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>witnessed

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Is that another 700 on top of the 4k you already reported today?

Considering that China's real numbers are roughly 70mln infected and 15mln deaths, well, roughly two months

Will do for next thread!

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It is in the same family of diseases, and causes the same symptoms as a sever flu. What makes it not a flu, other than naming conventions? In terms of biology, what is the difference between a flu-causing virus and the Covid virus? It exists in the same family of diseases as flu viruses, and causes the same symptoms. How is it not a flu?