Brit/pol/ - Disappearing Tommeh edition

isn't having one of those equivalent to sainthood nowadays?

>please boris, enforce curfews and quarantine with our useless police who are somehow able to make everything they touch worse

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they are the modern day spitfire pilots mate

Modern passport to heaven

I saw this story on the Standard website, no mention of the fact that it was are based Tommily Bobinson who came to the rescue of the hapless olds or of the fact that one of the olds was brutally attacked

Bozza gonna shut down everything at 8.30

>youtube video flagged

Based

are nhs memes aside, this is unironically disgusting. my mum is working on these wards 5-7 days a week and risking us dying just so karen from iceland can buy a fake nhs lanyard to get a few loaves of bread? not on. simple as.

Hey /pol, I know shit is going to be hard, but how long of a haul we are in for?

Seriously!
vaccine is a LARP
"Cure" is only AIDS suppression drugs that work and obviously not for the common folk

Borris is deliberately stupid, herd immunity is only bantz to insult Brits

What's the plan, how the shit is going to pan out, when, what sort of (if) normal we'll be back in to?

Imagine being in London when everything collapses. I hope you enjoyed Children of Men.

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>waaaaa
>only the secular saints of rnhs are allowed to have food
Fuck off

i wonder how many receptionists are taking advantage of there nhs status

Reminder that you have to stay at home, but the borders are all wide open.

Thankfully I'm in bumfuck Scotland.

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Londonfag here
Should I jump in my car right this second and go back to my provincial hometown?

it still feels so surreal
all of the unusual vocabulary everybody's using every day lately, "quarantine" "self-isolate" "social distancing", all of the changed habits and routines already and we haven't seen anything yet still because we aren't out of NHS beds yet

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Bazza noo

This coronavirus is maybe not as grave as people think but it's affects on the entire WESTERN economy will be akin to that of the plague. It's not even the first time this happened. The crisis of the bronze age is arguably the very first instance of a massive global crisis of such a scale.

To think that all it took to put the final nail in the coffin of the West's capitalism after 200 years is just a mutated common flu.

Just as the surviving peasants after the plague had more income because of their labor power, so will the surviving workforce will have a bigger leverage on the workforce, somehow. Maybe it won't be sudden, maybe it won't be powerful, but this virus will be the used as a precedent like never before as it will shape the future of the West's economy forever. Mark my words.

Goodbye western hegemony, goodbye America, UK and France. Once their workforce freezes en-masse their economies go to the gutter and their military projection across continents will end there. Once cash, labor and resource flow will stop coming from this power projection into the metropolis, unemployment, civil unrest and riots will brew.

Freezing icy frustrations covered in layers of political ideologies will start to warm and pop up in society. In other words, things will only start to escalate starting from this virus.

i left the city and came back to my hometown and i'm up norf

stolen valor

No, stay there and die like the rootless scum you are

Stay where you belong, scum.

a lower number of deaths today and italy has peaked and cases are dropping we're going to be ok aren't we lads

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Not just that but ww2-esque language, 'national effort' 'all in this together' etc, odd to say the least

Just ordered a pizza because everything is SHUTTING DOWN and this may be my last chance to eat junk shit for a while.

things are gonna get ugly here, get out while you can.

Wheres your hometown? I want to bum you

>Location
>Are you hyped for 8 30 ?

London
Very

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I'm in the Scottish Highlands, a lot of fear up here because we are fucked if we get it and townies have been flocking here until they finally cancelled the ferries yesterday. Literally no ICU beds or ventilators.
>tfw tunnocks, munchie boxes, irn bru and a hatred of the English won't save us this time

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That's my first get in ages.

i can't tell if I want a full blown extinction event or for it all to stop so i can go on me holidays this summer

>should i put pressure on rural hospitals and older communities when i already probably have it?
Yes, spread it

The Gregg's coffee cup and the NHS Lanyard are the P08 and Iron Cross of the British state.

LARP

All the holiday homes are full of the faggots who just leave them empty all winter.

I can't tell if I'm sick or if I have a headache from not going outside in 3 or 4 days.

I love the smell of chemtrails in the morning... or are those just ordinary commercial flights bringing in more Africans doctors to save r nhs?

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I'm nice and cozy on the countryside as well. Cityfags are about to get the full Wuhan experience.

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1 day of lower cases doesn't mean shit retard it's done that like 5 times already

sweet get user, will be capped and reposted thousands of times for years to come

>mfw, i was going to a airsoft event and stopped at the services, and the mcdonald staff gave me a 10 percent discount for being a serviceman, and was to embarrassed to correct them

im sorry eddy

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Yup. Reminder that nothing ever happens.

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You should have already left.

David Icke said that we're being forced to become accustomed to hearing wartime vernacular so that it isn't a huge shock to us when we see the military on our streets.
Tiny village no one's ever heard of (no pakis here)
i'd be a lot more excited to sit back and relax if i lived completely alone and had perfect quarantine/respiratory apparatus. yeah i'm going for the extinction event though too. glhf!

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Hello, good evening lads

Lol no

Perfect time to bring the system down. We all get Corona and storm Westminster.
You with me lads?

yeah that's what popped in to my head too

Any news on the bennies situation? How exactly can we go to the job center now?

lmao , this

are you spastics still terrified of the commie cold???

Nice new build Deano mate

looks delish, are you on that island where them syrians raped that girl

Didnt even think of that

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this tongue ulcer has me on the ropes
i'm totally fucked and my mood is awful

Just go work on a farm, you useless cunt

>boris announces quaratine and curfew
>but only for non boomers as they spread it around
>boomers stay winning

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GREGGS IS CLOSING

IT IS FUCKING OVER

IT IS FUCKING OVER

END US GOD

END US

MERCY PLEASE

AGGGGGHHHH!

Disinfect

paracetamol cures it mate

>work
Or
>free gibs
Hmmmmm...

fucking retards

evening lad.
i made a big pot of minestrone, enough for 3 or 4 dinnertimes

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can i come and coof on you

Yeah, but

What's the answer to this shit
Boris should be executed- agreed, fuck new Kang is meant to do?

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Doesn't matter, some cunt from Glasgow will have brought it to your town and because you're in the sticks you're all fucked.
>tfw in the same situation here fren

Perhaps The Mirror will include him in their Pride of Britain Awards...

Job centre meetings are suspended or by phone

Nothing is going on, it never gonna happen, get over it, virgin

I was musing along these lines earlier, production of goods will make a return to the west, nations becoming more self sufficient, might take a few years but it could be really good for the economy in the long run, if we can get rid of the blood sucking leeches

boomers really are the master race aren't they

Got my spoon!

I couldn't because of toilberg

Quarantine is driving me insane lads
Hahah nice!

I'm a teacher and I genuinely some women let me go to the front of the queue in the shop I was just in because of my lanyard.

>all these new name/trip cunts

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it'll all be gone by the weekend, and the poos who make it have stopped selling it to us

you daring me???