/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2448 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

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TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!!!

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FUCK!!
Its spreading in my city. All non essential business to close tonight until April 13

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post lewd coronas or fanfics

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*Ahem*

It's over, happooners

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YOUR DAILY INJECTION OF TERROR AND FEAR
theepochtimes.com/the-closing-of-21-million-cell-phone-accounts-in-china-may-suggest-a-high-ccp-virus-death-toll_3281291.html?v=ul
21 MILLION CELLPHONES NOW MISSING
news.usni.org/2020/03/23/new-marine-corps-cuts-will-slash-all-tanks-many-heavy-weapons-as-focus-shifts-to-lighter-littoral-forces
MARINE CORPS RE-GEARING FOR ANTICIPATED IMMINENT WAR WITH CHINA - "NEVER GET INTO A LAND WAR IN ASIA"
>The time for screaming is now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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5 months later and this virus STILL hasn't infected even ONE million people

>0.00464127% of world pop. infected;
>0.00019937% of world pop. died;
>0.00314644% of world pop. active cases.
AFTER 5 MONTHS

Hey, don't know if you knew this one:
FLU GETS TO 300 MILLION IN A SINGLE SEASON

Take. Your. Meds. Schizos.
It's a big fat nothingburger and no one outside these garbage threads gives a shit anymore.

inb4 butthurt happeningfags on suicide watch
>NOOOOO CASES ARE ONLY DROPPING CAUSE *BULLSHIT REASON*!!! YOU ONLY HAVE A 99.7% OF SURVIVING IF YOU'RE UNDER 40!!!! ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!

>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!

Reminder that this will happen everywhere. Numbers will start to fall once the medical system is totally and completely overwhelmed, even if there is no actual decline in the epidemic.

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>410 new cases in Canada
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reminder
cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/preliminary-in-season-estimates.htm
cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-updates/cases-in-us.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_the_United_States
>Flu season from Oct 2019-march 2020, in US alone (6 months)
>High estimates: 54 million total, 710k hospitalized, ~60,000 dead (percentages:1.3% critical, 0.11% death rate
>Corona virus from January to March 2020, in US alone (3 months)
>Reported: 41,026 cases total, 479 deaths total (percentages:15-20% critical expected hospitalizations, ~1.1% death rate
If the numbers are to be relied upon, this is already 10 times deadlier than flu with only less than 1,300 times the amount of cases, and will surpass flu death at this rate when there are about ~6 million cases, or 10% that of current flu
If the number was the same as the flu, then over 594k will die, and this is all assuming the healthcare system is in place, which it won't be, once Flu and Coronavirus team up to decimate the system capacity, as it spread about 2 times faster than the flu
People are still ignoring quarantine and at this rate will spread and accelerate the happening, please based retards, spread the virus more and chaos shall reign
youtube.com/watch?v=ayvd28nIW9o

Stop shilling this stupid bullshit already. This faggot little virus won’t cause a pandemic .

HERE WE FUCKING GO BROS

>BORIS TO ADDRESS NATION ON TV TONIGHT

>The PM will address the nation on live TV at 8.30pm tonight. Suggests a big announcement on the way - almost certainly tougher measures. #lockdown #COVIDー19 #coronavirusuk

twitter.com/DavidWooding/status/1242151022560190471?s=20

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bull shit

>last hope is the USA
Dude, have you even been paying attention to Brazil?

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Death rates have fallen in Italy. It's over, happeningfags

Sorry for ruining fun, but starting from today, deaths number in Belgium will start to increase

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if it is truly nothingburger then you should spread it more right?
or are you afraid faggot? if you don't spread it then it is a somethingburger right? so spread i tmore

When is the cunny market going to crash?!
I want to play kissy face with a lady before I die.

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>cases dropping in Italy over consecutive days
wew, glad I didn't buy into the happening hype.

Great prediction!
>Happening over
When will burger numbers stop rising?
I don't want a happening, I want this to stop but how can you say it's over when global numbers are literally doubling every 2x days

>ONLY 671 CASES IN FRANCE TODAY
happening over

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Yikes. Wait until you hear about the 80 million dead in China

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Mostly from Quebec

it's more then that

Well, looks like we've reached the peak. It's over, now. Back to work please

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New daily cases in Italy.

I officially declare it a nothingburger.

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awesome

Spanish flu probably came from a Arkansas swine farm you mutt.

fuck china

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Just ignore the nothingbugalars. Less people knowing increases your odds of buying the last groceries

Jesus Christ we are fucked

Taiwan is a far better country than China. If I had to rank them in order of greatness and significance; Taiwan would undoubtedly be first and foremost. #1 without question

10 countries are now tracking phone data as the coronavirus pandemic heralds a massive increase in surveillance

>South Korea gives out detailed information about patients' whereabouts
>Iran asked citizens to download an invasive app
>Israel passed new laws to spy on its citizens
>Singapore has an app which can trace people within 2m of infected patients
>Taiwan can tell when quarantined people have left the house
>Austria is using anonymized data to map people's movements
>Belgium is using anonymized data from telcos
>Germany is modeling how people are moving around
>Italy has created movement maps
>The UK isn't tracking yet but is considering it

archive .is/B6cEY

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Shills going overtime only gives more credit to the happening

Thanks bro, didnt have that one

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Don't waste your time explaining how shit really works to happeningfags *or* nothingburgerfags. They're both retarded.

Thank god they contained it before it spread anywhere else.

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/coronavirus-california-beaches-parks-warning-stay-home-a9417561.html
>If only you knew how good things really were

If I'm going down dying from the wuflu it will be as I coom inside ebony ass.
Who else is with me?

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Happeningfags are FINISHED

21 Million in China? Need more sources on this one lads:
theepochtimes.com/the-closing-of-21-million-cell-phone-accounts-in-china-may-suggest-a-high-ccp-virus-death-toll_3281291.html?v=ul

Not even 2k cases in brazil, meanwhile the martsharters were behind us just 2 days ago, now 11k more cases than us.

shut up schizo

>18 year old teenager has died in Britain
LOCAL NEWS REPORTED ON THIS AND THE DOCTORS EXPLICITLY SAID THE DEATH HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH CORONA, HE JUST TESTED POSITIVE A DAY BEFORE HE DIED

ACTUAL FUCKING RETARDS SCARING THEMSELVES AT THIS POINT

Corona-chan doing some major boomer removing in Italy

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 63,927 (6,077) United States 41,342 (498) Spain 33,089 (2,207) Germany 28,865 (118) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 16,689 (674) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 8,547 (118) United Kingdom 6,650 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,306 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,547 (10) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (25) Canada 2,020 (23) Australia 1,717 (7) Brazil 1,629 (25) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,450 (24) Israel 1,238 (1) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,236 (1) Japan 1,101 (41) Ecuador 981 (18) Ireland 906 (4) Luxembourg 875 (8) Pakistan 873 (6) Chile 746 (2) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Poland 692 (8) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (6) Singapore 509 (2) India 467 (9) Philippines 462 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Bahrain 377 (2) Peru 363 (5) Hong Kong 356 (4) Egypt 327 (14) Mexico 316 (2) Croatia 315 (1) Panama 313 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+9) Italy +4,789 (+601) United States +7,796 (+79) Spain +4,321 (+435) Germany +3,992 (+24) Iran +1,411 (+127) South Korea +64 (+7) Switzerland +1,073 (+20) United Kingdom +967 (+54) Netherlands +545 (+34) Austria +724 (+5) Belgium +342 (+13) Norway +162 (+3) Portugal +460 (+9) Sweden +112 (+4) Canada +550 (+3) Malaysia +212 (+4) Denmark +55 (+11) Ecuador +192 (+4) Pakistan +97 (+1) Chile +114 (+1) Greece +71 (+2) Poland +58 (+1) Indonesia +65 (+1) Romania +143 (+3) India +71 (+2) Philippines +82 (+8) Slovenia +28 (+1) Colombia +46 (+1) Iraq +33 (+3) Hungary +36 (+1) Macedonia +21 (+1) Albania +15 (+2) Nigeria +6 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Puerto Rico +8 (+1) Montenegro +1 (+1) Zimbabwe (+1) Gambia +1 (+1) France +671 Australia +108 Brazil +83 Israel +167 Czech Republic +116 Luxembourg +77 Thailand +122 Finland +74 Iceland +20 Saudi Arabia +51 Singapore +54…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Watch as Japan has an EXPLOSION of cases, now that the Olympics are cancelled.

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Gringos are so fucking melodramatic

EEN
JUNO

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Shits going down lads

>BREAKING: UK @foreignoffice advises all British travellers abroad who are usually based in the UK to return home now because of #COVID19 crisis. British travellers should contact their tour operator or airline now.

twitter.com/haynesdeborah/status/1242151114453258240?s=20

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We will win the Corona-Bowl, do not worry, Favelas are already getting infected and some minor chimp outs are already happening.
God i hope we are cleansed from this earth, we hate let our country degenerate too much.

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'at this point'

>Postponed the olympics on the day corona was confirmed to be a nothingburger
lmao

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France
+3176 new cases (+2230 yesderday)
+186 deaths (+112)

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Lock it down Boris you mad bastard

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Wait like 2 minutes. The reported 3k cases just now.

you know all your replies are under the same ID right? fucking tard

idiot at that rate its going to be a bit less lethal than the Spanish Flu over a span of 18 months

thats still a shitload and the effect on the world economy will be cataclysmic

only a simpleton deals in absolutes

ABSOLUTE RETARDS IMBECILES, THE NUMBER OF INFECTED IN ITALY IS 800 MORE THAN YESTERDAY
THE TOTAL NUMBER INCLUDES RECOVERED PEOPLE AND DEATHS
>DEATHS HAVE DECREASED
>INFECTED HAVE INCREASED
>CURED OR RECOVERED PEOPLE HAVE DECREASED

You're welcome amigo

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>last groceries
I still have over 5 months of food left.
>t. prepper since 2009
I'm not leaving this cave until I'm a jibbering madman who literally crawled off a mountain of solitude to visit the human villages

You're right user, when this is over I really want to fuck a whore.

Absolutely disgusting

>I-I-I-ITS ALL ONE PERSON!
got proofs? oh wait, none just like this italian flu

Cleans the threads up slightly if people spend less time replying to shills/bait.

>Corona fizzling out in Europe
>USA hits 10k/day

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Incredibly based.

>publishing war strategy online
Imagine playing chess and explaining your thought process and strategy to your opponent, not even bluffing, just straight up telling him what you're gonna do and how you're gonna do it.

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CHINK FLU CAN'T GET ME HA HA

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hi Yas Forums

What is your total infected. Is worldometer wrong saying it 64k?

Hate to be THAT guy, but what are the chances of a 2nd wave like what happened with the Spanish Flu?

France is breaking their records

UK nationals advised they MUST fly home now

UK prime minister speech delayed until 20:30 (in 2 hrs 15 mins from now), BBC states this speech will be "a bit different from the previous ones"

>pic somewhat related, it's all Yas Forums happeners

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So fucking tired of American lies.

Even though twitter is blocked in china, 'normal' people still shill for the ccp there. Makes u think.

Is she packing heat?

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Is this the new Gary post?

What did he die of, pneumonia?

Because amerilards LITERALLY eat out of toilet bowls.

this is getting spooky

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>A virus that put dozens of countries into lockdown, crippled the global economy, and overwhelmed medical systems all over the world is a nothingburger because muh deaths
(You)

Here shed a little light

.The new virus has some unusual characteristics that haven't been seen in other SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) outbreaks, both in the way it attacks the lungs and how it can infect people quietly, where they will have few or no symptoms for days or weeks but still spread the disease, said Dr. Michael Gale, a professor of immunology at the UW and the center's director.

...Gale said his researchers are working to understand how SARS-CoV-2 manages to defeat these mechanisms to invade a cell and take it over, forcing it to replicate copies of the virus even as it is destroyed.

..."Right now, its replication strategy is unknown," Gale said during a recent interview outside the Bio-Safety Level III laboratory in South Lake Union where his scientist opened the vial of SARS-CoV-2 this past week.

...That surreptitious transmission strikes Gale, as well, who noted that of the first 22 people who died in King County from COVID-19 - the individuals listed on the medical examiner's document - most had been patients at Life Care Center of Kirkland, a long-term nursing facility that became ground zero for the pandemic in the U.S. At last count, Dr. Jeffrey Duchin, the chief public health officer for Public Health - Seattle & King County, said 23 care facilities had reported patients or staff with confirmed COVID-19 infections.

..."The 2003 SARS outbreak was more acute," Gale said.

theeagle.com/news/national/there-s-a-lot-we-don-t-know-uw-researchers/article_4791b57c-6058-5913-85e6-4fbb72d00156.html

it's guaranteed to happen, once nations like china and italy lift the lockdown before a vaccine is ready.

Yes please

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>France yesterday 1.5k
>France today 3.8k
Thanks for keeping the exponential dream alive France,

>thats still a shitload and the effect on the world economy will be cataclysmic
The biggest effect on the economy is from the gross overreaction.

Sad!

That's a female(female) so no

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No way there are no new infections in China. I dont believe it

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Dick pound? Wtf?

I mean people have to return to work eventually right? and when they do...

DC German VPN user go home

not him but why? care to explain without memes?

>france already maxed, germany too
so, were china's numbers real, and is it over then? or are literally all countries now faking numbers?
There is a limit to how many assumptions I'm gonna make before I discard a theory as unrealistic

this is why
youtube.com/watch?v=ayvd28nIW9o

maybe its a gigachad 4D chess move and they are actually getting more tanks

For whoever was in the last thread, this is the tweet that the shills were replying to

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So, when you close down an entire country, you get 2500 deaths/day and it's a "nothingburger", lol. The mayor of Bergamo said that 75% dies at home without making it into the statistics. So they have 2500 deaths/day when absolutely everything is quarantined. As soon as the economy starts again, the deaths will go astronomical. In other words, back to the Stone Age... Oh and as soon as this thing mutates, which it will, the more people infected the sooner, it may become MUCH more lethal. Nothingburger indeed...

>Dick Pound

as long as the ameri mutts keep ignoring quarantine, our happening is all but assured

You're literally grasping at straws to scare yourself at this point. Shut the fuck up and go do something else.

>taking confirmed cases literally

>implying the estimates for infected AND dead later won't be at least 10 timnes as much

god, you people are retarded

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in approximately 5 minutes I will know if I have corona virus or not, will post results.

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stay away from me

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I know theres a few writefags here, don't know the pastebins however. Some guy on /k/ said one of them was really good. Do you know it?

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PUT THE HAPPENING

I'M THE BAG

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but he's right? if the estimates are higher, then why aren't they reported?

>france maxed
They more than double yesterday's numbers. Germany went up 33%.

>Lockdown entire country
>cases descend
Wow who have spected, why do you think china is still in lockdown and re-opening reaaaaaaally slowly, you just need another focus an it blow all over again

lmao

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Sorry to disappoint you amerimutts, but Brazil is a warm country, Corona won't cause as much damage as in the US.

it looks like it really takes 2 weeks to reverse the trend after quarantine.

I mean I hate the chinese government as much as anybody else and I like that they are getting fucked with and booty bothered but we need to be aware that crazy niggers are crazy niggers

we should stop the curfew as well.

its just BS. Let the boomers die

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Site made a mistake, yesterday's figure new cases were 2230 and today 3176

I hope so much you're an actual shill, not just a larp shitposter. It would make your desperation sweet like honey

Have you seen just how low is the amount of tests done in Brazil? Up to the 20 it was just around 4k. Once their batch of quick tests arrives and they start testing they'll go to the moon like America.

PLEASE LAUGH AT US Yas Forums

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>Joe Concha

Imagine your name meaning Juan Pussy

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Stay safe senpai

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I thought I saw something else there. I hope an American won’t reply to you.

gay

>nihon flag
>speaks chinese

HMMMMMMMM

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So this was a nothingburger after all. Figures.

>he spaks the truth?
>SHILL! SHILL! SHIIIIIIIIIIIILL!

Covid19 Positive = Death. You never recover.Medication pushes the virus back into incubation.The virus also crosses the blood-brain barrier which allows it to escape detection by a Covid19 test kit. After a while (usually a month) the virus reemerges and attacks you again.Your lung tissue is scarred from your previous infection and each time you get weaker and weaker. Eventually there is either no more capacity in hospitals for the infected (lack of beds, medication, oxygen bottles etc.) and then you are dead. It is not over until there is a cure or until immunity is certain. Once you are infected, you are living on borrowed time.The best thing you can do right now is avoid infection AT ALL COST.

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>what is enforced curfew
>what is Italy no longer bothering with testing
>what is thousands dying alone in their home never to be reported

Well, it IS a stale pasta, so...

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DICK POUND YOU BACKSTABBING NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

It doesn't have to mutate at all to be the biggest happening since the Spanish Flu, maybe even since the Black Death.

youtube.com/watch?v=oPogukb8BGg

what do you mean?

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dead mulsims yay :)

humbled by mother nature

Is there anything worse than a nothingburger fag?

>Its nothing only a wuhan problem
>nothingburger it's only in wuhan and surrounding areas
>it's not happening only a china problem
>only x amount of cases and x amounts of deaths its a nothing burger you faggots
>its barely a world pandemic its a fucking flu bro
>its a world pandemic but its fucking nothing barely kills anyone faggots
>whole world infected, countries shut down
>its a fucking hoax you faggots totally over blown
>only 30% of the world is infected you schizos are ridiculous take your meds
>fucking incel happening fags you lack meaning in your life and want this to get worse

Imagine, imagine getting BTFO every day, every week, for 2 months straight.

How about you shut the fuck up let us discuss whats happening without you faggots full caps lock repeating the same shit you did all the back in January

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>the blood-brain barrier
lmao, the astroturfers are getting desperate

Proxy go home

up to date

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It's just irritating how everyone is screaming victory over a disease nobody fully understands, and dismissing the fact studies have shown we cant gain immunity naturally over the virus.

We also had first dead today or late night yesterday.

ITALY IS PAST THE INFLECTION POINT, IT'S SLOWING DOWN
>ITALY IS PAST THE INFLECTION POINT, IT'S SLOWING DOWN
ITALY IS PAST THE INFLECTION POINT, IT'S SLOWING DOWN

Just get over it. Italy has already plateau'd, happening canceled.

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>american lads are doing the same and vigorously ignoring quarantine despite warnings
Oh no no no

sorry, meant italy
where did you get the data for germany today? I heard only around 1500 today?

this is an edit, she had a big dick before

Why the fuck Italy and Cananda and Spain, so called developed countries and with very less population density have high death count. I live in Bangalore and my city is on lockdown. We have like 46 deaths mostly (asshole and not allowed for fuck sake) Italians tourist. If you ever come here the density is mind bogling. In buses and trains there is literally no space to walk around. Same with malls and other places and yet the coronavirus is not at all spreading. How come canada annound 500+ deaths in one day. This is stupid. Either no one is dying or this is another 9/11 global hoax. And we don't even have a single video of coronavirus patient dying.

Or after 2 weeks they realize the damage from the quarantine can't be sustained so they start under-reporting cases

it's a fractal of 5D chess moves

>DICK POUND

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>optimized for conflict with China in the littorals
Not saying I don't believe but why would you say that you will probably have a conflict with China, right now during this. I mean, I know this is not a news outlet ran by the Navy dept. but still.

Now comes the worst part, when the absolutely insufferable boot lickers spout "better safe than sorry :))))" at literally anything you say.

IF I GET CORONA

what if is this the second wave and the first wave went undetected

>dick pound

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Finally, phase 1 is complete
Are you ready for phase 2?

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Imma die in ebony ass then senpai

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>were china's numbers real?

are you retarded

>He tested positive but totally didn't die of it
Then wtf did he die of you cunt?

That just means they'll be in lockdown for another 2 months at least like Wuhan.

You are aware Yas Forums has unique IDs just for people like you?

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Infected numbers mean shit when you dont die you fucking retarded nigger

Serious question why would you think USA won’t be hit as hard as italy

>happening canceled
>using a logarithmic scale
Uh, user, you do know exponential and logarithmic are not the same, right?

does anyone has clealer picture of that face mask pattern? Might asswell start doing something while not going out.

macaco, cale a boca viado

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>Dick Pound
>think this must be a troll
>it isn't
>he's really named Dick Pound

OH MY LOLS

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> fI52JJLP
> fI52JJLP
Samefagging doesn't work here, Chang

Made for BBC (Big Black Cat)

big huge large

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>Why the fuck Italy and Cananda and Spain, so called developed countries and with very less population density have high death count
telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/

>“On re-evaluation by the National Institute of Health, only 12 per cent of death certificates have shown a direct causality from coronavirus, while 88 per cent of patients who have died have at least one pre-morbidity - many had two or three,” he says.
>only 12 per cent of death certificates have shown a direct causality from coronavirus

Because Italy has been using the shotgun approach when it comes to reporting deaths. Anyone positive of corona at death was counted as a corona death, which MASSIVELY inflated the death count and rate.

>logarithmic scale
ON NO NO NO NO

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I think you've become too attached to this virus user. That's not healthy

French health minister said there're going to use hydroxychloroquine for the severe cases now

Then the initial cluster would probably not have been from a single point infection

Still more threads than deaths in the USA

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Also this is but only the first wave of infection, the second wave will come and will be far more deadlier, as all pandemics have proven in the past

>interaktiv.morgenpost.de/corona-virus-karte-infektionen-deutschland-weltweit/

>Dick Pound

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>being such a gook chink hongcouver leaf slope you can tell the difference between chinese and japanese even when the first line is written using Japanese characters and the second line is a cut and paste from the grass mud horse Wikipedia page

I want the number to stop go up please.

hammed, go bin a knife and stfu, your country is more infected than kevin spacey's hole

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Just wait until the 2rd wave hits...

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Excuse me, gentlemen. I just came by to say, "FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK CHINKS, FUCK KIKES"

Carry on!

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>Dick Pound is a real name
based timeline we are in lads

How in the fuck do you actually expect me to know? If you were going to disagree with what a doctor has said you wouldn't be in this batshit insane state in the first place so why can't you just accept that he didn't die from corona? It's almost like you WANT him to have died of corona because you desperately want things to be bad.

>big nothingburger

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Better blind than dead.

u ded bro?

It's over, you can open up the gym now

Black queens have the cure inside their brappers I think

Thank god it's gone

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>Italy has already plateau'd,
Source?
>.....

>No country will be hit harder than Italy
Source?
>.......

>'Happening' never even happened.
The level of cope, denying the mere facts

>You lost. Take your loss like men. Stop these threads.
Cannot admit that every day he get BTFO'ed by math, even WHO is admitting that is accelerating.

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wow! we have a health minister ? since when ?

My country has broken out with the Chinkie Pox.
Many such cases. Sad.

Did you guys become worse than us?

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Dicky Poundcake

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Italy peaked. Habbening canceled

>deleted
CHINK SHILL BTFO, HIDE IN SHAME
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You need boomers to justify importing 1 million shitskins per year, for muh pensions. Or now, that is proven those savage fucks are useless economically, older native folks have to be killed so more money will be left for gibs?

SA just went into 21 days lockdown. President actually sounded on top of things kinda.

good riddance

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looks like Constantinople is off the table bros.

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What the actual fuck is this anatomy hahahaha holy shit

All I'm seeing here is that the quarantine is working

>tfw all those who have been in critical condition with pneumonia or worse said "things will get better, and then they get worse"
what did they mean by this?

>China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
>archive.is/hi4PJ
what

I made it a little more readable.

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you croat, go pick up stones from that earthquake and stfu as well

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Easily shop a cock in her mouth.

We're a week away from reporting 50k cases a day and people will be complaining that a country reported 200 less deaths for a particular day.

Unless you are a public official then you can get all the hclq you want

>From the fag capital of Canada
Not surprised

It's what happens after you go down to a roll of TP a day.

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stomach vagina?

Won't work. Only works at the start.

glad to see schizofags are still rampant here

Imagine next week when they close all of the US KFCs

>only 91 of them tested positive out of 400
lmao

I live in a small town a few hours north of Toronto, the population in the town is just under 22,000. The media here is claiming there are 3 confirmed cases but my wife is friends with one of the women who is doing the testing and she allegedly claims there are hundreds of confirmed cases in the town.

I'm not trying to fearmonger, she might be bullshitting but please be extra careful around the GTA.

>he's right
>literally the same ID
this kills the wumao
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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Weird, google translate detects it as chinese. All of it.

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Olivier Véran

I'm just considering it, since the number of infected seems to slow down and max out in several other countries too
honestly, i'm not sure at this point, if it's a nothingburger or serious bio weapon tier disease

>We're a week away from reporting 50k cases a day
Dude the entire fucking planet has already been exposed to this already, don't you get it? And people aren't dropping dead in the streets.

how is corona-chan supposed to rape without a meaty dick tho anons?
with some shit like a peg? now that is faggotry

lol, you are not even white. go pick some cotton and report after you finish

because that's the data they have.

people dieing at home or only have mild symptoms isn't nothing new at epidemics.

later they will estimate/calöculate how the real numbers most likely look like

or do nyou think at the spanish flu for example they counted every fucking bodie?
Even at H1N1 there have been a little amount of confirmed vcases been compared to the estimated real numbers...

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>deaths will start to decline
>because we stopped counting them
democracynow.org/2020/3/20/headlines/worldwide_covid_19_death_toll_tops_10_000_as_italian_nurses_stop_counting_the_dead

>estimated flu cases vs tested corona cases
try harder nigger shill

Just went to Subway and stood through some ladies tangent about how Wuflu isnt a big deal and everyone is stupid for taking it so seriously. Every NPC talking point came out of her mouth (the flu is worse and kills more, people dying from the virus were gonna die from the flu anyway, etc.)
Were fucked arent we?

Ahmed will be more than happy to serve you some diarrhea-looking Asian dish full of his pubes and your native missing girl protein.

Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) announced on Monday that her husband, John Bessler, tested positive for the novel coronavirus. "I love him & not being able to be by his side is one of the hardest things about this disease," the former presidential candidate wrote on Twitter.
Read the article on thedailybeast.com >

I’ll ask the girl that sent me that pic for a better photo

another big brain over here stop using logarithms dumbasses

Isn’t your president now literally a spear-waving Zulu? How does he even know what a virus is? Is he gonna treat it with crocodile teeth necklaces and and bags of elephant farts?

I don't know, but expecting a dick on a female is super gay user

>it's contained
>well it's contained in Wuhan
>well it's contained in China
>well it's contained overseas
>well it's contained via mass state of emergencies

>well it only puts boomers/immunocompromised at risk

I'm looking forward to them saying death isn't so bad.

france?

having been to your country I can attest with 100% certainty, that I am whiter than ANYONE I've seen roaming around there.

kek, fagget thinks he is white lol.

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Meanwhile in /bpg/ (black plague general) 1347 edition:
>'tis nought but boils, you damned sodomites.
>I didst heard it was the rats
>Leave the fucking rats alone Chang, we all knows it's you godless demons that are to blame
>Repent, for the end is nigh!
>faggot, 'tis the end of the world as we know it, this will end feudalism and launch europeans to unheard of heights of glory
>aye, as long as we don't let the jews back in.
>we should have closed the (((Italian ports))) when we had the chance. Fucking (((merchants)))
>my good sir, Titus should have just finished the fucking job. Fucking (((genoans))).
>'tis a naught burgher, deaths are down in Florence for two days now. Apocalypse cancelled. It's ogre, lads.
>Haha apocalypse burghers rekt!! Get back to the fields, peasant filth.
> Breaking news, gentlemen, 5 more deaths in Verona, what now naught burgher faggots?

>Humanity, humanity never changes.

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