Johnny Depp /ourguy/?

This board didn't invent that term.. it comes from the real world and it's not new

Unironically love Depp now, his ex gets the rope first

Johnny was living the dream when he was dating Winona

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He wears nail varnish and make up, he deserves all’ he gets.

>Gets laid multiple times
>lol incel incel incel

Are roasties even trying?

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Facts about celebrity supporter Johnny Depp:
>Johnny Depp is a drug addict and heroine addict
deadline.com/2019/09/johnny-depp-drugs-alcohol-abuse-claims-amber-heard-lawsuit-pirates-of-the-caribbean-1202733084/
deadline.com/2019/11/johnny-depp-trial-delayed-amber-heard-defamation-washington-post-1202796941/
mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/johnny-depp-admits-once-being-12761744
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5801871/Whats-eating-Johnny-Depp-angle-picture-alleged-cocaine-habit.html
>River Phoenix overdosed on heroine at Depp's night club The Viper Room
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Viper_Room
>Johnny stole millions of dollars from The Viper Room to buy heroine and then was sued by his business partner Anthony Fox over it.
>Before Fox can testify in court, he's murdered. His body has never been found:
radaronline.com/exclusives/2016/02/johnny-depp-viper-room-busines-partner-anthony-fox-disappearance/
charleyproject.org/case/anthony-vivien-fox
crazydaysandnights.net/2018/06/blind-items-revealed-1-revisited.html
>Johnny supports celebrity rapist and pedophile, Roman Polanski.
crazydaysandnights.net/2010/02/johnny-depp-supports-roman-polanski.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ninth_Gate
>Johnny's also obsessed with murder. He collects serial killer murderbelia:
phaidon.com/agenda/art/articles/2016/september/29/why-is-johnny-depp-hiding-his-art-collection/
interviewmagazine.com/film/new-again-johnny-depp
>He was pen pals with Charles Manson and was trying to organize visits with him until he started getting bad press.
imdb.com/news/ni0068614
>Johnny publicly calls for the assassination of Donald Trump, stating someone like himself should do it, since it had been awhile since an actor(John Wilkes Booth) had shot a President.
variety.com/2017/film/news/johnny-depp-trump-assassination-apology-1202477242/

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This

He's Johnny fucking Depp, he's Chad thundercock, every chick wants his cock

looks like a shaven nose

could it be?!

>imagine being a famous multimillionaire able to dupe chicken heads left and right just because you're Jack sparrow
>decides to marry a fucking gold digger attention whore because you're ego is so over blown you actually believe she loves you despite being almost twice her age.
>rage quits when said gold digger attention whore finally goes for the kill and flees you for everything you're worth plus drags your shit through the mud and accuse you of domestic violence and husband abuser.

The final red pill will be if he goes out and put 2 bullets on this fucking whore, he seems to be on the edge already, someone just needs to push em in the right direction.

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>dangling, overused flappy fish market
s a v a g e

The part I find most fascinating is what Musk did.
It's exactly what we've always suspected; everything we've said about him was true. That he's a massive beta boi to the core. That pussy whiteknighed her after she sucked his cock, all so she can use him to get even with Depp.
Musk is a supreme betabux.

I knew it when I saw that picture of them together, she was trying to make Depp jealous. Roastie asf

Johnny's friend Damien Echols raped and murdered three 8-year-old boys back in 1993.

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Holy shit he's so based. Even called Winona Ryder an over dodger kek how many elite poons has he divorced?

Fuck off boomer
Its past your bedtime

How gives a shit???

Khazar milkerz yes

Facts about Damien Echols:

>On May 5, 1993, three teenagers, Damien Echols, and his two friends Jason Baldwin and Jessie Misskelley, who later became known in the press as the West Memphis Three, carried out the murders of three cub-scouts they stumbled upon in the woods.

>The victims, Michael Moore, Christopher Byers, and Stevie Branch were savagely beaten all over, including being clubbed with large sticks. Byers was also castrated while alive and an attempt was made to slit the throat of Stevie Branch, the victims may also have been raped. Afterwords, the naked bodies of the three children were tied up with their own shoe laces and tossed into a ditch while still alive, and ultimately drowned.

>Years later, the three killers who did this pled guilty to the murders under an Alford Plea and were paroled after Hollywood Celebrities donated over $20 million toward their defense, under the belief that Christian fundamentalists from the South framed the three killers for witchcraft. The celebrities had reached this conclusion after watching some HBO shock documentaries that cut out all the evidence and focused only on sensational elements of the murders.

>All three killers remain at large to this day with nobody doing time for the murders. The killers themselves are even active on social media.

>To date, four documentaries have been made in support of the West Memphis Three, all with input from the killers themselves, and all omitting crucial evidence against them which mysteriously found it's way on the cutting room floor, film after film.

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>Depp
>Incel
You're not fooling anyone tranny

flappy fish markets

he's almost there

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Important links to facts and evidence:

The defense team DNA was not Terry Hobbs or David Jacoby's-
thewm3revelations.wordpress.com/2019/11/17/the-hobbs-dna/

There was no animal predation-
thewm3revelations.wordpress.com/2017/09/19/a-rebuttal-of-the-predation-claims/

911 phone call by the possible killer-
youtube.com/watch?v=MQgVBvoA1NY

DNA connecting the WM3 to the murders-
thewm3revelations.wordpress.com/2017/03/13/damien-echols-and-dna/

Damien confessed that he did the murders to several children and teens-
youtube.com/watch?v=ugvkmYYxAVs
thewm3revelations.wordpress.com/2017/09/23/the-skating-rink-confessions/
thewm3revelations.wordpress.com/2017/09/21/the-softball-game-confession/

Damien used to kill cats and dogs and small animals and keep their skulls-
thewm3revelations.wordpress.com/2017/09/18/damien-and-the-great-dane/

Lee Rush, the girlfriend of Jessie Misskelley's father stated that Jessie had crying fits and waking nightmares after the murders-
youtube.com/watch?v=BVDtnO3PR98

Video of Jessie's father, saying that Jessie could have been present when his friends Jason and Damien murdered the boys-
youtube.com/watch?v=KRtEdkoun1s

Deleted scene from Paradise Lost stating that human blood from two different people was found on Damien's necklace-
youtube.com/watch?v=NKnGYZfuBBQ

News story implying Jessie Misskelley is in hiding because he feels guilt over the murders-
youtube.com/watch?v=Kbeux34Czls

Facts about Jessie's confession-
thewm3revelations.wordpress.com/2017/09/30/facts-predating-jessie-misskelleys-june-3-1993-confession/
thewm3revelations.wordpress.com/2017/10/02/facts-about-the-june-3-1993-confession/
thewm3revelations.wordpress.com/2017/09/26/the-evan-williams-bottle/

A link to all the case files and trial transcripts:

callahan.mysite.com/index.html

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This is super mild. He doesn't even sound that angry. Or else he just isn't used to insulting others.

>not an ounce of emotion
nooooooooooooo im not butthurt noooooooooo

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Can't mix the two things together, he's a jerk regarding that but he's right about the metoo slut.
If Depp loses against her, we all lose collectively as a gender.
You don't understand it do you? If a guy of his status gets thrown under the bus, what chances do you think the rest of us have

Another twobit loser. Didn't she steal?

how in the fuck would you know

if he was living the dream why was he trying to kill himself with cigarettes.

I'm 18, nice try Muhammad.

He needs to be set free by Christ. This is the bondage of sin on display.

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Damien will get what he deserves.

He writes surprisingly well. Based jack sparrow

breaking news, women are snakes in the grass

>Johnny Depp
>Incel

He was rich, famous, dating an extremely attractive actress, and he was one of the most attractive male actors in hollywood at the time as well. I'd say he was living the dream.

At least she was hot, some of these simps have been taken to the cleaners for a pig.

The timeline is gross. She has musk depp and that stoner dude within like 48 hours.

Only took him 50 years and untold millions wasted, what a fucking retard, all he had to do was listen.

How do I make Sofrito?

>but she sucked Mollusk’s crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers
holy based, Deep is /ourguy/ imagine sucking Elon Scamusk dick, fucking disgusting cunt

Not as bad with the SJW, LGBT, and political cancer that most hollywood actors do.

That's good.

God opposes the proud and gives Grace to the humble.

James 4:6

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she looks average.
i would rather fuck this girl.

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It’s just unreal how that chickenhawk freak still gets to walk amongst the living.

>If Depp loses against her, we all lose collectively
No, fuck off. Johnny deserves to lose for being a pedophile enabler who wants to destroy the country and supports a child killer with his check book, and should get the rope.

wtf i love johnny depp now

Incel is a state of mind, and doesn't have to be permanent.
JD qualifies, here.

>“I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market”
Ok this is actually based, not going to lie. I'm pretty sure he got that line from one of us here.

Musk is a fucking kike slave, he don't know a fuck about Engineering, he's a fucking puppet, also a fucking weeb retard who get his cock sucked by a 10/10 bitch because he's a fucking jew puppet, his company is a shitty scam, like the NASA

u have bad taste user

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>Incel is a state of mind
This is what we call moving the goalposts

incel is just a buzzword for anyone who doesn't have something nice to say about women. women are the blameless social toddler class of the dying west.

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i love mexicans

>Winona
>Met the wall
>Crashed right through it
>The drugs fucked her up baaadddd

Finally, a good celebrity gossip thread. Truly this is some galaxy brain political philosophy going on here.

>>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard"
spoken like a true incel because he hates women.

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>I met a fucking sublime little Russian here … which made me realise
That's it I'm moving to Russia.

Tits arent Big or milky enough dude

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She is a sneaky bitch too. Johnny is probably just a regular guy who swears when he’s angry... of course he acts like Sean Penn or a Clooney... so elegant and feminist...the could *nevah* raise thier voice to the most high female gender they respect so very much... it’s foul bullshit.

She is a nasty, conniving bitch. If Johnny punched her, he should face the music, but I highly suspect Jonny is as much a victim of this relationship as she is in the grand scheme of things.

Just look at his dementor in that video the Australians forced them to make when they smuggled 10 koala bears or whatever into Australia ....he looks shell shocked and totally mentally defeated by her. He probably just snapped and called her something not nice.

>overused flappy fish market
>She will hit the wall hard
>I met a fucking sublime little Russian here
>cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED

lmao he really does sound like it
/our/volcel

wtf does he post on Yas Forums? Who talks like that?

Strangely I was hanging out with Depp at a party the other night in a dream he tried to take a selfie of us but was too wasted. Made a nice change to apocalyptic dreams of chinese men coming into my home wearing masks,