/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2447 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 366,857 (+29,427) ► Died: 16,098 (+1,460)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 2402 deaths ~~~
who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/

>NEWS
China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

Trump no longer denies severity: "horrible", "unthinkable", "vicious"
youtu.be/2HotAd5fC8U

Trump no longer skeptic: "There's never been anything like this"
youtu.be/2HotAd5fC8U

4000 infected in Ottawa, health officials estimate
archive.is/IyKVo

18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

>RESEARCH
In France, half in intensive care under 50 years old
archive.is/B9viJ

Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
archive.is/W9vNf

Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
archive.is/1M2WG

Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
archive.is/Zg2H5

HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

>REMINDER
United Kingdom under lockdown, 66 million people
archive.is/sltzo

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
archive.is/x0PhF

Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
archive.is/S7aIm

Peru under lockdown, 32 million people
archive.is/LFJlR

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
12:22: 460 new cases and 9 new deaths in Portugal.
11:15: 143 new cases and 1 new death in Romania.
11:12: 510 new cases and 9 new deaths in Switzerland.
11:03: 61 new cases and 1 new death in Germany.
10:47: 4,321 new cases and 410 new deaths in Spain. Compared to yesterday’s update at the same time, there were 4,517 new cases and 462 new deaths.
10:08: 342 new cases and 13 new deaths in Belgium.
10:05: 4 new deaths in Germany.

>MORE
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sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/who-launches-global-megatrial-four-most-promising-coronavirus-treatments
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COVID-19 Case Fatality Rates around the World

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someone post the breast expansion gif

HOW MANY IN ITALY?

Today Italy's numbers:
+408 (7423) recovered
+602 (6078) dead
+3780 (50418) new cases

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State of Walt Disney my boi haha

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5 months later and this virus STILL hasn't infected even ONE million people

>0.00464127% of world pop. infected;
>0.00019937% of world pop. died;
>0.00314644% of world pop. active cases.
AFTER 5 MONTHS

Hey, don't know if you knew this one:
FLU GETS TO 300 MILLION IN A SINGLE SEASON

Take. Your. Meds. Schizos.
It's a big fat nothingburger and no one outside these garbage threads gives a shit anymore.

inb4 butthurt happeningfags on suicide watch
>NOOOOO CASES ARE ONLY DROPPING CAUSE *BULLSHIT REASON*!!! YOU ONLY HAVE A 99.7% OF SURVIVING IF YOU'RE UNDER 40!!!! ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!

>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!

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How the quarantine is going in your city?

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Virus made for BBC

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let it spread

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SERGEI SOBYANIN, MAYOR OF MOSCOW, RUSIA, WILL PAY TO OLD PEOPLE AND CORONAVIRUS INFECTED TO STAY ISOLATED AT HOME. 2.000 RUBLES AT START AND ANOTHER 2.000 AT THE END OF THE QUARANTINE
>SERGEI SOBYANIN, MAYOR OF MOSCOW, RUSIA, WILL PAY TO OLD PEOPLE AND CORONAVIRUS INFECTED TO STAY ISOLATED AT HOME. 2.000 RUBLES AT START AND ANOTHER 2.000 AT THE END OF THE QUARANTINE
SERGEI SOBYANIN, MAYOR OF MOSCOW, RUSIA, WILL PAY TO OLD PEOPLE AND CORONAVIRUS INFECTED TO STAY ISOLATED AT HOME. 2.000 RUBLES AT START AND ANOTHER 2.000 AT THE END OF THE QUARANTINE

>elconfidencial.com/mundo/2020-03-23/moscu-alcalde-rusia-coronavirus-ancianos-cuarentena-virus-covid19_2512235/

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boomers having their daily walks along with their dogs outside while everyone else is locked up inside

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let's hope it's a trend

RIP Italy

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>+3780 (50418) new cases
worldometers says 4790 new cases, what are you counting?

Don't die yet. I just hope we'll reach 500k to see how big her tits can get

archive.vn/Cujl5

thebulletin.org/2020/02/a-biotech-firm-made-a-smallpox-like-virus-on-purpose-nobody-seems-to-care/#

It's easier to recreate a virus then make a vaccine.

I think this YouTube video talked about how the Soviet Russians tried to make new virus by splicing together a bunch of lethal viruses into something new but had trouble keeping the virus alive.

youtu.be/NBBIfGaml0c?t=129

Before you say "what about the conspiracy theorists and their bioweapons theory?" The coronavirus may have been one of the many virus samples the Chinese scientists collected from the bats and they probably tampered with the virus and changed some of it genetically.

All right, thanks for the information.

Moscow confirmed for kill

how can g'rmany handle this so much better than other countries? that' cannot be true

Happening cancelled?

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MINNESOTA GOVERNOR IN SELF QUARANTINE
SHELTER IN PLACE EXPECTED THIS AFTERNOON

KILL CALIFORNIA, CORONA-CHAN!

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Went to the Asia shop. Lots of good shit and no other customers.

Perfect if you want to stock up on cock sauce and rice bags.

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The number of recovered is more than the number of dead, that should be some good news.

Africa reporting first Corona Chan human sacrifices!

aa.com.tr/en/africa/nigeria-zimbabwe-report-first-covid-19-deaths/1776076

"Thanks, African worshipers. More tributes for me and Mr Moloch please. Just me would be fine though" - Corona Chan

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LMAO imagine being a happeningfag.

Lets hope Italy is being spared now and it effects chinks a second time, wave 2 should be more deadly for them sinde they have a few million dead by now.

4790 is total cases
new cases (3780) + dead(602) + recovered(408) = 4790

>Happening cancelled?

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peak already? That's the happening of century?

Lame.

Hopefully, USA and India will do the real happening!

source?

>A virus that put dozens of countries into lockdown, crippled the global economy, and overwhelmed medical systems the world over is a nothingburger because muh deaths
Reminder that happeningchads already won and nothingburgerism at this point is just extreme schizo cope or severe mental retardation.

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You can tell that people are desperate when the amount of daily new cases has barely decreased and they're already shouting "NOTHING BURGER!!!"

Kinda sad.

4790 new cases - 1010 dead and recovered reducing the net gain of the day

Samepasta.
Here your (You)

Even if it literally stops this instant, it would have still been a happening

He's not counting the deads and people who got cured from it.
He is a jew

SInce the happening is over now, every single Italian should go outside and suck off their new chink masters.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 63,928 (6,078) United States 40,841 (483) Spain 33,089 (2,206) Germany 28,798 (116) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 16,689 (674) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 8,547 (118) United Kingdom 5,837 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,306 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,547 (10) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (25) Australia 1,717 (7) Brazil 1,629 (25) Canada 1,563 (21) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,450 (24) Israel 1,238 (1) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,236 (1) Japan 1,101 (41) Ecuador 981 (18) Ireland 906 (4) Luxembourg 875 (8) Pakistan 873 (6) Chile 746 (2) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Poland 692 (8) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (5) Singapore 509 (2) India 467 (9) Philippines 462 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 363 (5) Hong Kong 356 (4) Bahrain 339 (2) Egypt 327 (14) Mexico 316 (2) Croatia 315 (1) Panama 313 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+9) Italy +4,790 (+602) United States +7,295 (+64) Spain +4,321 (+434) Germany +3,925 (+22) Iran +1,411 (+127) South Korea +64 (+7) Switzerland +1,073 (+20) United Kingdom +154 (+54) Netherlands +545 (+34) Austria +724 (+5) Belgium +342 (+13) Norway +162 (+3) Portugal +460 (+9) Sweden +112 (+4) Canada +93 (+1) Malaysia +212 (+4) Denmark +55 (+11) Ecuador +192 (+4) Pakistan +97 (+1) Chile +114 (+1) Greece +71 (+2) Poland +58 (+1) Indonesia +65 (+1) Romania +143 (+2) India +71 (+2) Philippines +82 (+8) Slovenia +28 (+1) Colombia +46 (+1) Iraq +33 (+3) Hungary +36 (+1) Macedonia +21 (+1) Albania +15 (+2) Nigeria +6 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Puerto Rico +8 (+1) Montenegro +1 (+1) Zimbabwe (+1) Gambia +1 (+1) France +671 Australia +108 Brazil +83 Israel +167 Czech Republic +116 Luxembourg +77 Thailand +122 Finland +74 Iceland +20 Saudi Arabia +51 Singapore +54…

>FULL LISTS
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LMAO imagine being a chink.

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ONTARIO DECLARED THE CLOSURE OF NON-ESSENTIAL WORKPLACES
youtube.com/watch?v=g_fNMmWpdlM

> 2.000 RUBLES
$25
pfffffft

Based. Even if this pandemic ended right now, it would still be a happening. Maybe not THE happening, but a decent happening nonetheless

>9/11
>0.0000005% of the world population died in some structural failure
>americans still cry about it 20 years later
lmao

wait for it to spread it in africa

CHINKS WILL BE WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH

Sorry your pathetic little happening got cancelled, my brown friend.

absolutely based and astoundingly redpilled

This. They make it seem that you can only talk about the virus if it infects the entire population of the planet and has at least a 60% death rate.

Filters are your friend. It's all copypasta.

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>alright time to prove him wrong
>by posting a screencap of him being consistently right
Happeningfags on suicide watch.
Absolutely blown the fuck out.

Fuel the soul engines

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How are things in swissland? You have more cases/population than Italy.

ONLY 602 DEAD
>ONLY 602 DEAD
ONLY 602 DEAD
>ONLY 602 DEAD
ONLY 602 DEAD
>ONLY 602 DEAD
RIP in pieces

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youtube.com/watch?v=oaMxqIUfWz8

Ontario SHUTDOWN Tuesday at midnight.

MORE THAN 70 YEARS LATER AND THE HOLOCAUST HASN'T EVEN KILLED 6 MILLION PEOPLE

>0.0001% of the world population died in a "genocide"

LMAO
>NOOOOO BUT MUH JEWS THEY DIED THEY DIED

Imagine SEETHING about based happenoors spreading panic and chaos globally

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>unoriginal faggot got TOLD
Posting your faggy-ass pasta multiple times is not gonna make it true, Chang.

By their logic, 9/11 was a nothingburger and Ebola was a happening because it had an 80% CFR.

>We are very well prepared. We are better prepared than any other country.
>t. Finnish authorities, experts, doctors -- January/February
Fast forward one month
>We can't test every nurse who has COVID-19 symptoms
>t. Finnish authorities, experts, doctors -- March 23
We are fucked bois.

usa and the Italy at fault.
-american flu lives at 100000+
-america army at Wuhan
-great china economy now.
-we link supply countries europe no thanks.
-china solved American flu.


Why is the responsibility of the world because of bases American not looked at for spread virus?

>2 dead
D-dios mio..

take the logistic curve into account. It may be only the beginning now, depending on how effective the flattening is working. (And corona-chan is thicccc)

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So does Quebec.
Look like leafland is in Lockdown.

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I fully endorse wrecking the system by any means necessary.

Lol imagine dilating because someone psoted a screenshot. Back to the doctor to get your hrt, oh right, they aren't handing it LMAO

TRANNY

Wow I can’t believe Italy had negative deaths. That’s some literal witchcraft

Can someone make this... but prettier, my PS talents are null.

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No, it proves they're a shill.

What I dont get about the nothingburger fags is, who are they trying to persuade here? Its not like the media executives and politicians come here to get their daily news. Even if /cvg/ didnt exist the pandemic would still happen and the governments would still go through all the current shit. Whats the point of even arguing about this?

>FUTURE MARKETS
India (-13.51%) Poland (-6.35%) Switzerland (-5.73%) South Korea (-5.28%) South Africa (-4.88%) Spain (-4.52%) Brazil (-2.93%) Russia (-2.34%) Singapore (-1.99%) Taiwan (-1.76%) United States (-1.80%) Italy (-1.53%) Australia (-1.56%) Hong Kong (-1.10%) Germany (-0.80%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) United Kingdom (+0.22%) France (+0.82%) China (+1.01%) Japan (+1.88%) Netherlands (+2.50%) Austria (+5.27%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-7%) Beijing (-3%) Wuhan (-2%) New Delhi (-28%) Dubai (-22%) Moscow (-10%) Rome (-51%) Milan (-36%) Berlin (-16%) Munich (-27%) Brussels (-39%) Paris (-55%) Madrid (-32%) Barcelona (-45%) London (-36%) Sao Paulo (-28%) Buenos Aires (-22%) New York (-26%) Washington (-15%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-17%) Chicago (-20%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-17%) Los Angeles (-26%) Seattle (-16%)

>FULL LISTS
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Its weird because it seems like there's more people outside than ever because there is nothing else to do. People are taking walks and other shit its kinda freaky

>Zero arguments
>All cope
Why am I not surprised?
Cope harder.

/CVG/ Schizos blown the fuck out
>/CVG/ Schizos blown the fuck out
/CVG/ Schizos blown the fuck out
>/CVG/ Schizos blown the fuck out
/CVG/ Schizos blown the fuck out
>/CVG/ Schizos blown the fuck out
/CVG/ Schizos blown the fuck out
>/CVG/ Schizos blown the fuck out

Viruses aren’t alive you tard

Ow, that's BRUTAL.

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Some are just fucking around for lulz, for others it's literally their job.

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Its not over ypu retarded krautnigger. It has not even begun.

Your flesh wound is expanding bro

Proof this is an engineered version of SARS

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When does the US update?

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Oh fuck I hope Italy has truly peaked already, I can't keep track with this ride and I want off AAAAAAAAAAA

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>"c-c-cope"
keep seething

My local park

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Could you please copy/paste those in a post so i can add them all?

Jews didn't die in the holocaust and you literally can't prove otherwise. Cope harder, it was a nothingburger. Most overhyped nothingburger ever in history

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can we get lewds or those greentexts of corona going?

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Ummm guys I think this might be a nothingburger after all
>Italy and Spain slowing down, likely will end up with 20-30k dead each
That's pretty much nothing. How did the world collapse because of something like this

> germans still not dying

i thought we could repay our debt that way...

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I pray that this is the start of a trend. I'm not a Nothingburger faggot because I knew this had a lot of dangerous potential, but I will be very happy if the containment measures are working and can be recreated properly elsewhere.

sorry bro

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This is true, even if coronavirus disappeared, the economy won't just recover immediately

It's a great moment if you are a filmmaker to record any city empty for your movie if you can convince the cops that you are working.

Digits confirm Jewish-owned nightclubs go out of business.

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because Italy is having a hard time keeping up with numbers, China is obviously lying about their numbers, and no one knows how far it's spreading in S. America and Africa

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Let's all hope it's a trend, because that's our future

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I just stay home and masturbate.
So no impact on my life.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This, It's something so obvious that only retarded cannot understand by now.

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Why the fuck are you people so delusional? Their numbers are slightly better for a few days and retards think it's already over.

>Zero arguements
>Still coping
Awwww poor baby your end of the world scenario isn't happening. Need a tissue?
Happoners on suicide watch.

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Maybe the real happening was the stonks that fell along the way.
brrr.money/

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No cars outside.

Just birds singing their songs without a care.

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CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WE REACHED THE PEAK!

WORLD CHAMPIONS CUP IS NOW OVER!

ITALIA NUMBER ONE!
ITALIA NUMBER ONE!
ITALIA NUMBER ONE!

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New death in the UK was an elderly patient WHO WAS A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR OY VEY

I heard lots of the Germans infected got it when they were skiing. So lots are relatively young and fit.

Dilate.

Como te lo estas tomando Chori?
Mi vida sigue igual

that's just how fragile civilization is. look at pictures of slums and you'll see satellite dishes sprouting from shacks like mushrooms. we created extraordinarily complex communications systems yet the physical fabric of our existence is soft, weak and feminine.

nothingburger

Dick Pound said the olympics will be delayed

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Top cope

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Digits confirm non-jews allowed country clubs go out of business

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Sick of hearing about all the top dogs. Yeah yeah yeah your Italys your Spains your Irans. Heard it all before. Give me an up and comer to look out for. I'm looking at Portugal as a darkhorse.

It's the effects of the lockdown finally showing up in the data. This was expected.

non credo aspetta i casi in terronia tra una settimana

Is there anything worse than a nothingburger fag?

>It nothing only a wuhan problem
>nothingburger it's only in wuhan and surrounding areas
>it's not happening only a china problem
>only x amount of cases and x amounts of deaths its a nothing burger you faggots
>its barely a world pandemic is a fucking flu bro
>its a world pandemic but its fucking nothing barely kills anyone faggots
>whole world infected, countries shut down
>its a fucking hoax you faggots totally over blown
>its only infected 30% of the entire world you happening fags are ridiculous take your meds schizo

Imagine, imagine getting BTFO every day, every week, for 2 months straight.

How about you shut the fuck up let us discuss whats happening without you faggots full caps lock repeating the same shit you did all the back in January

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WAKE UP CHINA, IT'S ALL OVER

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Delaware
Michigan
Maryland
Ohio
Oregon
Pennsylvania

And more.
All quarantining today. Today is the day of the USA shutting down. Make more preparations now.

"your daily 'Thank You' to China"
"YOU ONLY HAVE A 99.7% OF SURVIVING IF YOU'RE UNDER 40"
"We're being bombarded by a hardened collective of happeningfags who need some excitement in their neet lives"
"Ever since #300 these generals have devolved into an echo-chamber of larpers"
"OR SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE 98% OF US LEFT"
"All those innocent people you've terrified. Think about them. They think some virus is ripping through the world"
"Let's take a realistic look at why this virus is a nothingburger..."
"STOP IT SHILL YOU ONLY HAVE A 99.7% CHANCE OF SURVIVING IF YOU'RE UNDER 40"
"Hey Yas Forums, I’m an assistant to a prominent US senator. Everyone in my office was making fun of this site all week"
"Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your pasta, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank..."
"Israeli Nukes, Pilpul, "Six Million Jews" in newspapers before Hitler, USS Liberty, Protocols of Zion"
"Friendly reminder that human-to-human transmission is NOT confirmed and it's almost certainly spread by dogs and other animals."
"Any crisis is an opportunity. China took advantage of them better than others"
"And everything that happens, after completion, will lead to the renewal of the world order."
"How many days has it been stuck at"
"Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not"
"Influenza kills 250,000-500,000 on the low end estimate. It seems like this panic is manufactured."
"I think 3 is correct here, and even in Germany there are much more infected than tested."
"NOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY HECKING HAPPENINGORONI."
"I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE,"

There you go.

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dear god

>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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Thanks leafbro

Yeah dude you totally convinced me with your "COPE COPE COPE" screeching and stale pasta.
Reminder to go outside and hug and kiss your local chinese people. Don't wash your hands afterwards, that would be impolite.

>I'm in the most infected area in Italy
>I prepped to save my dad and mum
>just few weeks in the epidemic I want my father to die as soon as possible
who is in the wrong here? maybe corona-chan is a blessing to save the world from cancerous boomer

FUCK OFF

We can't let the nothingburger fags win. The deaths need to rise.

I prefer cock lard desu

Tell that to the Germans who wrote the Sciencemag article on the WHO's efforts to repurpose existing antivirals and other drugs to kill the SARS-CoV-2 virus.

"Drugs that slow or kill the novel coronavirus, called SARS-CoV-2, could save the lives of severely ill patients but might also be given prophylactically, to protect health care workers and others at high risk of infection."

archive.vn/wFYVe

sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/who-launches-global-megatrial-four-most-promising-coronavirus-treatments

tl;dr WHO is advancing something called SOLIDARITY which is a concerted effort to collect as much scientific data during the coronavirus pandemic while repurposing antivirals used for other diseases to kill the SARS-CoV-2 virus. There are 4 such treatments, Remdisivir, Chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine, a combination of the HIV antivirals lopinavir and ritonavir, and the fourth is the same HIV combination but with something called an "interferon-beta, an immune system messenger that can help cripple viruses."

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I'm not delusional, I'm hoping it has peaked
And my hopes aren't really that high
I just want this to be over

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It's either retarded attempts at irony or CCP shills. Either way it ruins these threads and this board.

Poooo popopo poo poo

A wise bet indeed

this
>muh only 600 deads today in Italy
shamefull display nonhappeningfags

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do retards who listen to trump now think it’s serious because daddy has changed his tone? it must be hard to be that stupid

we are not even in group stages yet

You must be really bored to be shitposting nonstop here. Everytime I check this thread you are here with your copy pasta.

Didn't make it into English cram school, huh?

>B.. BUT ITS STILL A NOTHING BURGER, RIGHT GUYS?????

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>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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>Dick Pound, is this tweet edited?

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>no snow this winter
>snowed a little today
What the fuck is going on with this planet

Viruses are not alive. That’s just a scientific fact.

everything's fine, nothing to see here

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I've got my eye on both the mountain and waffle niggers. They're quietly incubating

Noooooooooooooooo

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OLYMPICS OFFICIALLY POSTPONED, 2021 PRIMARY CANDIDATE

The guys name is Dick Pound

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JUST FUCKING CHECK THIS RETARD
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

You know Quasimodo predicted all of this

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You might be surprised at how many posts get hidden at some times. Even with such long entries which need to be a perfect match for the filter to trip, you'll still hide a LOT.

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Un par de semanas mas todo bien, pero en breve ya no hay plata en la calle. Si la cuarentena aumenta van a empezar los saqueos. Ahi que venga el FMI a juntar su deuda en cucharita.

There he goes folks, full caps screaming about a situation that is obviously getting worse and worse.

What an amazing specimen, get an Aussie to hogtie it. We'll fuck with it and make it screech some more.

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>olympics postponed
honest numbers from the nips when

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"It's nothing burger" "shizos take your meds it's not happening" "Happening over"
Gods you shills and copers are so fucked up.

These are the digits from Poland 1084 in hospital rn regarding this virus, 48632 under quarantine, 80348 to be quarantined after coming back to country, and 58826 under observation.
Source: zdrowie.radiozet.pl/Choroby/Choroby-zakazne/Koronawirus-w-Polsce-liczba-zachorowan-zalecenia.-RAPORT-SPECJALNY


IF POLAND IS LUCKY ONLY 10-20K OF THEM WILL BE SICK ON THIS.

End of this week quad digits in Poland.

Poland has max 8 millions of people.
If this country gets like 10k digits, it will be spreading like a wild fire here.
Hospitals will be rekt at 2k.
People will be dying at homes, streets.
Absolutely beautiful.

this, fuck off CCP

I was on the happening train but I realized the nothingburger team made more sense

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Seek help autistic schizo freak.

LMAO his face totally goes with his name

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Survived Hitler only to be killed by Hong

LMAO QFAGS WERE WRONG
GET FUCKED

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IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING

First case confirmed in Belice, now the whole America is infested

so many of those faggots took flights to florida before the lockdown. i hope they enjoy the lockdown here, plus we're using hotels and motels to house the dying. plus we just filed a lawsuit against china lol.

>Poland has max 8 millions of people.
Oof. What about the rest of 30 mil subhumans?

False dichotomy: shills ruining discussion by separating peeps into 2 camps : nothingburger or happening fags so cringe

Didn't Italy say they won't test everyone, like two or three days ago? It would explain their numbers.

Caps lock? Check
Take meds? Check
gets BTFO everyday? Check
It's okay little nothingburger faggot, you'll cough in the end.

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>Modern Olympics postponed for the first time in their 120+ year history
I guess the committee is also full of schizos, right nothingburgerbros?

But numbers now small. How can small numbers now be big numbers later? That not possible

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posting this again

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A girl I know bought a ticket on fucking March 18 and was saying how cheap flights were and how this was going to be blown over in two weeks.

This is one of my favorite responses to that stupid nothingburger face.

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Nigger did you see the Dow Jones?? It's a holocaust there..

What does it mean?

>WEST VIRGINIA LOCKDOWN
WEST VIRGINIA LOCKDOWN

They didn’t happen in 1940 either (and Japan was the host then as well)

Nothingburger.
Take your meds, schizos.