/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IT'S HAPPENING! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/22/20
c-span.org/video/?470588-1/
youtu.be/8QUH7h2Ud58
>VP Pence on LifeLiberty&Levin 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143874391001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143874407001 (pt2)
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143835571001
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/22/20
youtu.be/j-AOqaYSBRA
>ActDHSSec Wolf on SunMornFutures 3/22/20
youtu.be/ywM038L-4Bo
>WHTradeDir Navarro on SunMornFutures 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143808698001
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on ThisWeekABC 3/22/20
youtu.be/pGL9TV2vaUw
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on MtP 3/22/20
youtu.be/txZGMraS6Js
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on (((FakeNews))) 3/22/20
youtu.be/bZLc2AXlUFw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FtN 3/22/20
youtu.be/MFI6NP5Kd5Y
>NIAIDDir Fauci on LifeLiberty&Levin 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143876315001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143878560001 (pt2)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143880122001 (pt3)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143880158001 (pt4)
>PressSec Stephanie on FoxNews 3/22/20
youtu.be/ONKCL2uycRY (pt1)
youtu.be/zdkCq-mUbBI?t=445 (pt2)
>Bannon on SunMornFutures 3/22/20
youtu.be/XpswoHa01q0
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Harlan Hill (Lara) 3/22/20
youtu.be/e0WxuQe8bRQ
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/21/20
c-span.org/video/?470583-1/
youtu.be/3WBZssr4Seg

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MAGA!

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I haven't looked at the stats since last week. Is this nothingburger still at only 21 deaths? This is so fucking dumb - we won't see more than 50 deaths. Plus Trump has that cure that's already being used. The media response to all of this is such a hoax

AWOO

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>nuh-uh Hillary won the popular vote, therefore she's the president
care to read my question again, Moses?

American blood on this fat kike's hands.

It's a nothingburger but Democrats and the media are trying to kill Americans anyways

first for fuck boomers
>pic related

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MAGA

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oh shit! Sherrod is speaking!

alright thats it. gonna call my fren for some of this sweet devils lettuce

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damn, Hawley completely btfo'd Sherrod brown
>t-that's not the point goy!

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>there are anons in this very /ptg/ that haven't got their Trumo Milk Monies yet

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>that grip

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it's somewhere around 100 now
so let's shut down the whole country and crash the economy, end of the world

Chuck Schumer

>this dem nigger just admitted the economy would do well under cocaine mitch's plan

>Plus Trump has that cure that's already being used.
I like that Trump almost takes responsibility for hydroxychloroquine, like the invented it himself.

HE'S TRYING TO USE HIS SITH MAGIC

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Boomers working in factories or fast food did not pay more into taxes than a great majority of Americans today. All of you boomers and boomer apologists can fuck off and die of the coof

STUNNING AND BRAVE
CORONACHAN BTFO

China told Democrats to vote no.

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how on earth will the interns spin this as a good thing for Pelosi and Schumer?
>T-T-T-THEY JUST CARE ABOUT THE WORKERS DRUMPFTARD
>C-C-CARBON EMISSION TAXES ARE THE FOUNDATION OF A STABLE ECONOMY!

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Reminder that God has literally created a disease to smite boomers.
That is how much of a burden they have been on this earth.

When is the vote expected to happen? I can't listen to these assholes 'debate' any more.

MAGA
this is already working well in pajeet land. mass produce Trump

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Look at this shit
Twitter faggots come in here, post retard/bot tweets, then give themselves (you)s.
How many posts in each thread are these astroturfniggers?

I very seriously doubt it's up to 100 deaths.

>not covfefe-45
christ almight the left STILL cannot meme

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He did, faggot.

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MIGA

stay mad

you can stop contradicting yourself any time you want, Chaim

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KAG

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>bail out the USPS
>carbon emission offsets
What the shit? It's policies like these that allow Saudis to bend us over the oil barrel in the first place. They killed drilling, now they want to kill the airline industry. Sick people.

>shrek
literally children

How does Pelosi keep getting relected to the Senate. Need to vote that traitor out.

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KIG

Vote do over when?

>Pelosi
>Senate

that is completely disingenuous and factual untrue, the number of blacks that abort are more in terms of of their population, for every one huwhite baby aborted, about three niggers are aborted, and about 2 spic kids are aborted

The cure is resident evil herbs.

Fucking this, absolutely disgusting to see anons jump to their defense. I can only assume that they are boomers themselves. Boomers are the goodest goys, they sold America off for a profit, and now we've shut down the fucking economy ostensibly to protect their health. Fuck them.

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Boomers keep you alive . So kill us you die

If you're a jobless neet lazy useless faggot begging for handouts you're the definition of unMAGA
Become essential.

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>How does Pelosi keep getting relected to the Senate.
stop asking questions, user.

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It’s so tone deaf it’s insane
The airlines are asking for bailouts at this very moment in time and the Dems are responding by throwing more expensive regulations on them

>Trump is peddling snake oil medicine, we cant trust him, it's ineffective
>The medicine working has nothing to do with Trump, he didn't invent it
choose one and only one nigger

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Dual citizens have a great backup plan when they crash this economy with no survivors.

>KIG
Keep Immigrants Gone? I like it.

Anyone have that three part pic of the NYT changing its headlines about the democrats cockblocking trump bucks?

fuck off boomer faggot, you've done nothing but ruin this fucking country, and you're still doing it to this day

is that twtitter?

>congress being productive
user, please.

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You have to mix the green and red herbs.

Thank you for posting this picture I’ve been looking for it for months

it doesn't matter if the total number of whites is bigger, stupid retard

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Without NEETs this pile of shit general would be dead
Learn some respect.

>Boomers keep you alive
>by leeching off the system indefinitely
fucking die already

>further diversify the postal service
There' s no fucking way.

Best Kennedy Up

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There needs to be a Democrat purge in the House and Senate... in Minecraft

I got you fampai. I got it off a rare merchants thread yesterday.

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>lDK
kek see you in next thread

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>retarded millenials want everything boomers had to pay for free
I'm sure boomers are the leeches, amirite

> The brain is an amazing organ. It starts working in the mother's womb, and it doesn't stop working until you get elected to Congress.
Dude thinks he's a stand-up comedian.

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well he did meme it, and sometimes that is the most important thing

Elites are not very smart.

They thought this would hurt Trump. But everyone can see that it was Democratic governors who shut down their states and threw them out of a job with no plan in place for relief. And then when Donald Trump and Senate Republicans came up with a plan, it was congressional Democrat parasites who voted it down so they could fund abortions. Everyone can see that, and Donald Trump will make it very clear to the few who can't see it.

8 days and we're putting an end to this nonsense. If you care so much about your elderly loved ones, then isolate them. It's time to get back to work.

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>40,000 infected
>476 deaths (1% death rate)
>98% of Corona carriers required no hospitalization (86% exhibit no symptoms at all)
>only 2% of "victims" have required hospitalization (1,000 people)
>somehow 30,000 ventilators have already been needed
>50 million masks necessary for some reason
>90% of all Corona tests have come back negative
After the end of this hysteria, pic related is all we will have left to eat.

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I hate stand up comedy SO MUCH

BASED

Become essential.
You're not.

There will be in the civil war if the Dems keep being this evil.

I love how they use words they pretend not to know the meaning of and then give the meaning of them.

>a burger made of nothing
>my favourite gweilo food
>*COOF*

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Because that worked so well for the Dim primaries. We'll have like 123 votes coming in for the Senate along and probably 7543 in the House

>Kennedy with the boomer jokes
lmao, this is gettin good

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He could be.

What r the American people thinking now?
>America = founded by geniuses, run by idiots.
>double-down on stupid

Saved.

it's hard to get elected to the Senate, you really gotta be a performer

Look at this fucking moron.

Kennedy really hates dumgays.

shhhh pay your debt first, bernout.

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But uh, why the picture of the weed tho?

Did you hear the One about the Chinese Godfather?
He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

>it doesn't matter if the total number of whites is bigger
no it's not you dumb dumb, the number of non-whites that abort outnumber white abortion rates,
also humour me this, why is it that ethnicities like Irish or french are categorized under the term white, but shitskins are allowed to remain distinct?

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You want a general or not? Without NEETs, this place wouldn't exist.

how are Yas Forums NEETs not the most prepared demographic for a virus shutting down society?

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He's absolutely right you dumb fucking faggot.

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You know a burger that has nothing inside can have anything inserted, it's all about the imagination of what could be there & what tastes best.

Thanks bro!

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I want to see a group storm the Capitol building honestly. There is another vote at 1:45PM today. Can't wait.

because they don't have any money and don't wanna work cuz they're niggers.

do you think this pic is just a meme?

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You betcha

No dumgays!

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you got the Pelosi edit?

I forget at times that you retards still are in the downplaying phase of the virus. Hasn’t the trump camp given you an updated script by now?

My grandma just said "the chinks"

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FUCK TRUMP

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We need to start hanging these people in minecraft or nothing is going to get better.

be nice

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He sure did play the world for fools, didn't he. And all he had to do was release a few staged videos of people being welded inside their commie blocks

He proved what he set out to prove: that the west can be just as Draconian as the CCP

THEY WANT:
SAME-DAY VOTER REGISTRATION
NATIONAL VOTE-BY-MAIL
BIG REGULATIONS
STUDENT LOAN AMNESTY
PLANNED PARENTHOOD BAILOUTS
INFINITE SLUSH FUND MONEY

WHAT WILL THEY WANT NEXT?

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wasn't there a vote this morning on the stimulus? Did it pass the senate, or did pelosi vote it down? How the hell does Pelosi have the majority in the senate is a mystery to me.

Moar salt pleeze

I suppose you're right. I don't know why I was expecting something different.

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>dude weed lmao

I didn't laugh either, I think that shit smells like ass

based and redpilled. dont COOF on her now

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>this is a policy disagreement
oof

Based granny

Imagination doesn't give you calories

Ask her how she feels about niggers

It's not my fault Kennedy hates your kind.

>the meme virus is a public health crisis
fucking faggot

Fucking CT senator said it wasn't a bipartisan bill when all Senate committees worked together to draft this! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy fuck the lies flow like wine!

>ar0Fabck
This nigger is approaching Eva level retardation with his posts.

MARINES STORMING RANCH IN MONTANA
>RANCH HANDS BEING STRIPPED NAKED AGAINST WALL

My boomer relatives want to do video calls with me. Which hat should I wear to rub it in?
>classic red MAGA
>white Trump 2020
>black Space Force

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>tfw you will never get a sweetie as cute as congress staffers/pages

Based and yaaspilled

>but shitskins are allowed to remain distinct?
really? are they separating hispanics into cubans, mexicans and guatemalans? no?
you're retarded, dumb-fucking idiot

If only the GOP congresscritters in my state voted for guns and ending fag marriage, I'd be thrilled.

Abortions have to stay; it's been the only bulwark against the Great Replacement

t. former 70% black city ER tech

Become essential neets are not.

>your kind
you have no clue what my kind is

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Classic red plus gas mask

If it doesn't bailout casinos, they need to send it back for drafting. I'm going crazy not being able to go right now. I've tried gambling online, but it's not the same.

I have to wonder how stupid bernouts and shills are. seriously.
do they think we dont lurk their chapo subs or their tranny discords to see how they raid Yas Forums?
do they think this "get a job" & "boomer" is going to work on we (as in /pol), when they can't even hold a job or pay off their debt? kek
they are getting sloppy desu.
they cant even do shilling right baka

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>ethnicities like Irish or french
Look at this guy, thinking "French" is a monolithic ethnic category instead of breaking that down into Celtic, Basque, and Frankish substrates.

>.2% death rate under 50
>American deaths under 1,000 after 3 months
Kill yourself.

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look at that stupid cat
cats are dumb

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Samuel NOOOOO that's anti-semitic

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Make me

I still haven't played the original Half Life.
Don't give me those feels.
I do.
>cats that prefer hairy man buns

classic red duh

not sure which one that is

None of this is new you realize

the homogay and stoopid community

Cats can be based as fuck or really shitty. No in between

dont wear a hat indoors you filthy barbarian

This feels like a 2000s meme

>we (as in /pol
Fucking kek

This is starting to hit Mexico's economy too.

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Oh, you catching the polenigger vibe from the spammer too?

>downplaying phase of the virus
It's literally harmless and the military can assist hospitals.
We can divert resources to make millions of masks, PPE, ventilators, etc. that we need.
We can test aggressively and isolate those who test positive. Meanwhile, the rest of us can get back to work and avoid another Great Depression.

Your "happening" is over you miserable, worthless, entitled NEET.

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ywn hide behind her urbane and chic yet slightly nerdy femininity

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Pelosi is a House member who represents a district in San Francisco. There is literally zero chance of her ever losing a general election. Only way she could possibly lose would be a Democratic primary challenger from the left, but she's always handily beat those in the past as well.

> T-T-TRUMP BTFO!

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nvm, went and got it myself

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I still can't believe der ewige hobo thought that was a good move.

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>really? are they separating hispanics into cubans, mexicans and guatemalans? no?
yes you fucking idiot
>cuban americans
>mecina american
>guatamalan americans
>afro-americans
>asian Americans
>indian americans
>native americans
and so on,, so let's get back to the argument at hand, the number of non-white abortions outnumber white abortion rates by a large margin

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DUDE

i cant take my hat off tho

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UNMARKED TRUCKS IN ROUTE TO SHEEP RANCH
>MARINES CONTINGENT OF US MARINES LAYING SEIGE TO SHEEP RANCH

WE GOT TRUMP ELECTED
NOW THE WORLD IS FACING A COMPLEX DEATHVIRUS BECAUSE HILLARY DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE
THIS IS ALL OUR FAULT

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>Nigger no wanna work
>some /ptg/ user no wanna work
humu humu

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>Only way she could possibly lose would be a Democratic primary challenger from the left
There's one of those on the ballot in November. We have a chance.

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>always accuse your opponents of what you’re guilty of
classic kike Democrat tactic

that was taken out of context
never heard of it

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>terrible job of explaining the details of their opposition

O RLY?
AOC can't even figure out how to pay her rent on a $174K salary
MN Scarf Lady is obsessed with white cock
And then there's that hideous one who thinks every man, never mind any man, wants to fuck her
Plus Pelosi--literal mafia daughter and Miss Lube Rack 1954

But somehow they're going to explain complicated macroeconomic policy as engineered by a headlines-oriented 40,000 page Santa Claus bill

>SAME-DAY VOTER REGISTRATION
>NATIONAL VOTE-BY-MAIL
Are these supposed to be bad things?

MOMMY HOPE!!

>we (as in /pol)

classic red

Sadly you seem unable to ever be essential

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50 year old American here, my Grandma said niggers, chinks and japs all the time. Nothing about Jews though …

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When you mention it I kinda does.
It's really funny how when China shuts down cartels get hurt. Really makes you think!
The jury has decided it wasn't out of context. I would know because I was on that jury.

stay outside then.

Vote by mail is a horrible thing. It should be reserved for special situations but it’s too easy to “lose” a ballot.

How’s the Senate Floor going?

INCOMING BEAN ON CHINK VIOLENCE

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I have to wear a hat indoors otherwise the parrot tries to steal my weaving glasses

Lil bassert

He's now kissing me to prove to you all that I'm wrong about him, he is actually Mr. Adorablesaurus

Aaaaand he's trying to steal my weaving glasses from under my hat

>to make millions of masks, PPE, ventilators
The ventilators don't do much. They keep you alive for a few more hours before your lungs fill up with pink, blood-filled slime. Almost nobody put on a ventilator comes off it alive, and those very few that do have lung scarring and sometimes cognitive decline due to lack of oxygen to the brain. It would be more merciful to euthanize people than to vent them.

Very cute kung flu awoo!

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about to wrap, GOP is pissed and Dems are just kvetching about the same thing over and over

so the usual

leave india bro alone, he is just trying to help

And outed himself as a chapotrap tranny

we need a bailout for mexican cartels, before cold turkey makes flyover meth addicts go bonkers

um? Are the dems really doing this?

I used to be essential but then I quit and went on disability. Now I don't give a fuck anymore

absolutely dabbed on

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>NOOOOOO DRUMPF WHY WONT YOU SHUT IT ALL DOWN
these fucking kikes, I swear

That's a pig nose
Why?

Those would be catastrophic.

I think the hugger made a similar post a few weeks back, overheard some bikers mention every race except the one that was attempting to overthrow Trump

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>American here

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post bird

senators who thought they lost all there was to lose discover even more losses they didn't even know existed.

roll call now

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it's a fucking mess