/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2446 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 360,674 (+23,244) ► Died: 15,491 (+853)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 3009 deaths ~~~
who.int/csr/don/2010_08_06/en/

>NEWS
China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

Trump no longer skeptic: "There's never been anything like this"
youtu.be/2HotAd5fC8U

Trump no longer denies severity: "horrible", "unthinkable", "vicious"
youtu.be/2HotAd5fC8U

Greece to be put on lockdown, 10 million
archive.is/TjRzM

>RESEARCH
Dengue-like fever and rash
archive.is/PJp5G

Netherlands on lockdown, 17 million people
archive.is/7dNlc

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

>REMINDER
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

China covering up "second wave" of infections
archive.is/I92fj

China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
archive.is/MrQFb

$2.4 trillion recession expected
archive.is/s1wVX

Pakistan's Punjab, Sindh, KP and Balochistan on lockdown, 205 million
archive.is/cv67B

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
12:22: 460 new cases and 9 new deaths in Portugal.
11:15: 143 new cases and 1 new death in Romania.
11:12: 510 new cases and 9 new deaths in Switzerland.
11:03: 61 new cases and 1 new death in Germany.
10:47: 4,321 new cases and 410 new deaths in Spain. Compared to yesterday’s update at the same time, there were 4,517 new cases and 462 new deaths.
10:08: 342 new cases and 13 new deaths in Belgium.
10:05: 4 new deaths in Germany.

>MORE
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100K FUCKING DEATHS WHEN?

5 months later and this virus STILL hasn't infected even ONE million people

>0.00464127% of world pop. infected;
>0.00019937% of world pop. died;
>0.00314644% of world pop. active cases.
AFTER 5 MONTHS

Hey, don't know if you knew this one:
FLU GETS TO 300 MILLION IN A SINGLE SEASON

Take. Your. Meds. Schizos.
It's a big fat nothingburger and no one outside these garbage threads gives a shit anymore.

argentina bro, get some sleep plz

Recap WHO update:
omw home from shift, will watch and drop the recap in 90 minutes

R E P O S T

Why the fuck do I have to work? I want to sit at home and collect NEET bux too.

nytimes.com/2020/03/01/world/middleeast/turkey-syria-assault.html

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Does most of the world hate China now?

Italy has already plateau'd, schizos
Other countries will soon follow.
No country will be hit harder than Italy. It's over.
'Happening' never even happened.
You lost. Take your loss like men. Stop these threads.

i'm loosing faith in the collapse bros....
she was meant to liberate us......

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not like anyone was ordering from them anyways

archive.vn/SvHBx

>According to a survey done in Sweden only 1 in 5 of people over the age of 75, are planning to heed the goverments advice about social distancing and isolating themselves from other people

CANT WAIT FOR THE BOOMERS TO DIE

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This. Whether the virus is a nothingburger or not (and it's not) is irrelevant at this point. Those of us who have been following this shit since the start and took a logical approach to it all said that coronavirus isn't the happening - it's the precursor to the real happening. But sure, keep nothingburgering. Enjoy your 30% unemployment rate.

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NUKE CHINA

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Remember to ignore shills

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no, he can sleep later, he perfected his threading mechanism over months now, it is just too good

Who /Coofing/ here

I had a revelation today.
I was thinking about when will they stop the Quarantine?
And I realized, the instant they let up, the virus will spiral exponentially again, and hospitals will be overcrowded in no time again.
So two more months of quarantine.

And here's the deal, looks like we only need a few 100.000 people infected to get Italy's result. Let's say a Million to be exceedingly generous.

So to obtain herd immunity, which is 60% have had the virus, well it's gonna take quite a few quarantines before we get there in a 60 Million People population.

The alternative is let it run its course, but this would be hell on Earth.

So here you have it: We're fucked until we find a vaccine. Quarantines will come and go, but this is only the first one.
In the meantime, an effective treatment would help reduce the death toll and number of quarantines needed to achieve immunity. Also, we need to start building a fuckton of respirators right this fucking instant.

And pray to God it doesn't mutate the wrong way.

I feel like people think it will be gone if they quarantine for 2 month, but it's pic related.

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This.
You're the only voice of reason in these threads.

inb4 salty coping happenfags
>NOOOOO CASES ARE ONLY DROPPING CAUSE *BULLSHIT REASON*!!! YOU ONLY HAVE A 99.7% OF SURVIVING IF YOU'RE UNDER 40!!!! ITS HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!

>ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING I SAID ITS FUCKING HAPPENING THIS IS ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC SAD LIFE, DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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EARLY REPORTS FROM ITALY:

7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
>7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
>7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
>7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
>7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
>7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
>7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS
7258 NEW CASES, 804 NEW DEATHS

THE PEAK HASN'T ARRIVED YET

0.00464305% of world pop. detected;

0.00019937% of world pop. died;

0.00314822% of world pop. "active" cases.

Still a long way to go.

Note: Those are official numbers, real numbers may be higher due to the fact that it is impossible to test every human on earth. (Not even mentioning the 100% test accuracy that would be needed.)

History here: pastebin.com/raw/FbM2a6ef (will update weekly)

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ISRAEL ACTIVATES AN APP WHICH TELLS YOU IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO A CORONAVIRUS INFECTED
>ISRAEL ACTIVATES AN APP WHICH TELLS YOU IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO A CORONAVIRUS INFECTED
ISRAEL ACTIVATES AN APP WHICH TELLS YOU IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO A CORONAVIRUS INFECTED
>ISRAEL ACTIVATES AN APP WHICH TELLS YOU IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO A CORONAVIRUS INFECTED
ISRAEL ACTIVATES AN APP WHICH TELLS YOU IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO A CORONAVIRUS INFECTED
>ISRAEL ACTIVATES AN APP WHICH TELLS YOU IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO A CORONAVIRUS INFECTED
ISRAEL ACTIVATES AN APP WHICH TELLS YOU IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO A CORONAVIRUS INFECTED

>elespanol.com/mundo/20200323/israel-activa-alerta-usuario-contacto-infectado-coronavirus/476953301_0.html

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Guessing +5200 new infected, +645 deaths

700 dead. 62k infected

521

1,200 dead

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why the fuck do so many countries have the same flag Italy Mexico Ireland it makes this shit hard to follow

Something between 6k and 7k new cases.

Well, if Swedes are good at anything it's staying indoors.

Fake and gay

16532 new cases, 12663 deaths, 1 recovered.

Whats the current exchange rate for blowjobs to toilet paper sheets? Getting a bit bored being locked down.

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Who gives a fuck about the airline industry, the cruise ship industry. Why are those even things that come up in this fucking conversation. What the actual fuck is wrong with our world where those corporations are more important than people's lives

3253 cases
450 deaths
Its over schizos take your pills

White Plague ajajajja

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I'm all bunkered up and watching society fall. What are your dance moves, /cvg/?

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850 deaths

700 dead and 62k overall

>coronavirus isn't the happening
Thanks for admitting this is a nothingburger; next step is for you to get off the computer and realize everything is fine and nothing has changed.

Yes.

good, good. fyi will gun every single swede who tries to jump the border.

6100 cases 500 deaths

No it's not chink

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912 deaths if it follows my pattern

What is happening right now in New York, do people go out?

I was really hoping this happening would be the one. To put fear back into society to create hard times for us because we’ve been too comfortable for too long. To get rid of the older generation that’s been leeching this world dry only to leave nothing for their children and grandchildren. I want this world to have a better future. And now it’s a big fucking nothingburger. No societal collapse. No rebuilding of a better civilization. All of it gone because nothing ever happens in this timeline.

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>
deaths will be down because quarantine is working. wont even hit here in the USA lol our death rate is nothing

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How are you losing faith?

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poop is a valuable source of nutrition in a crisis why would you waste it?

>went to Shangai for work in December
>return home at the end of the month
>bad fever and sore throat after around 2 weeks
>now I'm ok

Did I developed an immunity to corona-chan, /cvg/?

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lmk what I missed. Especially counties with dead.
Just say county state, will add

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To make Americans fail at geography.

This happening has closed Greggs and therefore has become my nemesis.

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Society isn't falling you schizo

okay liberia

Italy about to announce how ded they are

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Are you the tripfag who Got infected with coronachan?

4k cases 325 deaths happening is over

Netherlands
Confirmed: 4,749
Deaths: 213
>Recovered: 2
Active: 4,534
-
Belgium
Confirmed: 3,743
Deaths: 88
>Recovered: 401
Active: 3,254

Whats happening dutchbros?

Tell me the icon is a yellow 6-pointed star.

4k-5k new infected 450 deaths

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slight decline and lot's of misplaced hope

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adjust your monitor fuckhead

+4190 CASES, +482 DEATHS, +855 RECOVERIES
>+4190 CASES, +482 DEATHS, +855 RECOVERIES
+4190 CASES, +482 DEATHS, +855 RECOVERIES
>+4190 CASES, +482 DEATHS, +855 RECOVERIES
+4190 CASES, +482 DEATHS, +855 RECOVERIES
>+4190 CASES, +482 DEATHS, +855 RECOVERIES

HAPPENING CANCELLED EVERYONE!

January, maybe late December

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$100 on +8000, Jimmy.

Society was outside and that has fallen. Now indoor society reigns supreme.

These threads move way too fast, I hate that keeping this open on a tab for 10 minutes I ned to keep going back to open the new bread again. Is there a way to automate it so you're always on the latest bread?

Not my greggs, also no footie for me and Ngubu is sick.

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It hit the peak
Literal cope

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 40,773 (479) Spain 33,089 (2,206) Germany 27,558 (115) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 16,689 (674) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 8,547 (118) United Kingdom 5,837 (335) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,306 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,547 (10) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (25) Australia 1,717 (7) Brazil 1,620 (25) Canada 1,563 (21) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,450 (24) Israel 1,238 (1) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,165 (1) Japan 1,101 (41) Ecuador 981 (18) Ireland 906 (4) Luxembourg 875 (8) Pakistan 873 (6) Chile 746 (2) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Greece 695 (17) Poland 692 (8) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (5) Singapore 509 (2) India 467 (9) Philippines 462 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 363 (5) Hong Kong 356 (4) Bahrain 339 (2) Egypt 327 (14) Mexico 316 (2) Croatia 315 (1) Panama 313 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+9) United States +7,227 (+60) Spain +4,321 (+434) Germany +2,685 (+21) Iran +1,411 (+127) South Korea +64 (+7) Switzerland +1,073 (+20) United Kingdom +154 (+54) Netherlands +545 (+34) Austria +724 (+5) Belgium +342 (+13) Norway +162 (+3) Portugal +460 (+9) Sweden +112 (+4) Canada +93 (+1) Malaysia +212 (+4) Denmark +55 (+11) Ecuador +192 (+4) Pakistan +97 (+1) Chile +114 (+1) Greece +71 (+2) Poland +58 (+1) Indonesia +65 (+1) Romania +143 (+2) India +71 (+2) Philippines +82 (+8) Slovenia +28 (+1) Colombia +46 (+1) Iraq +33 (+3) Hungary +36 (+1) Macedonia +21 (+1) Albania +15 (+2) Nigeria +6 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Puerto Rico +8 (+1) Montenegro +1 (+1) Zimbabwe (+1) Gambia +1 (+1) France +671 Australia +108 Brazil +74 Israel +167 Czech Republic +45 Luxembourg +77 Thailand +122 Finland +74 Iceland +20 Saudi Arabia +51 Singapore +54 Russia +71…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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lol anyone with a brain knows its over.

get back to work goyem, thanks for the trillion$$$

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damn, so many dead germans
sounds bullshit

You can watch us Americans get fucked

So will they be letting people in Wuhan post on their twitter accounts andother social media and talk to people outside of China?

Please wake up! There's no virus, there's no epidemic. It's just your imagination.
We know it seems real to you but it's not. Look out of the window. There's no military, there are no looters, not a single body bag.
People are walking around cheering and laughing. It's beautiful spring out there! We know it's hard for you. We know you are afraid to leave the house, but you HAVE TO COME BACK TO LIFE.

Think about your mother. She is crying every night and praying for you to get better. Please, please, end this madness.
We will go to the doctor and try to figure it out with him, ok? We really, really love you, but we can't let you to hide in the bedroom for the rest of your life.

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yes and no, I am the emt tripfag who had a suspected case and struggled to get tested
test came back negative
xray showed pneumonia of unknown origin
hi

>wash and park cars at dealership
>somehow essential
>manager's idea to disinfect cars is spray some lysol and let it circulate
>generic lysol he gave us doesnt kill coronaviruses
JUST

>now

It's all over lads.

It hasn't dirty chink

Post Italian women to keep them from dying

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>just wait two weeks. M-muh second wave! Muh Brazilian bats!

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Happening or nothingburger?

I still don't know what to think about this

>Bacteria replication
This is a virus, dumbass.

THESE THREADS ARE MOVING TOO FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Virus made for BBC

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> netherlands
> recovered: 2
do the netherlands even try to heal their infected or just outright shoot them?

Death toll is estimated at 13 million in China alone. Cope harder.

Herd immunity didn't pay off

>number of threads multiplied by 7 still larger than number of deaths
>happening
Stop getting excited over nothing!

yes dude its really over

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Asking everyone to press F to all the pastabros out there. They didn't deserve this

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IT'S A BIG FUCKING HAPPENING BURGER

wow that's great! they should lift quarantine straight away

These trees are beautiful and comfy, I wish we had them here.

It's just started in moscow and already over? I what my part of happening

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told you the numbers would drop like a fucking rock.
its over habbeningfags

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I'm personally happy with the happening that we got. I get to live like a NEET for a few months and be comfy. I'm happy with that

The fact you have no proof tells a different story schizo.

A blowjob and a donut for one roll of toilet paper.
youtube.com/watch?v=q0PBg_3iVBw

We get the same report every 3 days,

6900 infected +420 dead

nuke china

fuck you, schizo

>BETS
It has slowed in the past days.

Dow Jones didn't crash hard today. Happening is over. Everything will be back to normal before the month ends.

You laugh at super brazilian bats but the WHO is scare shitless of Brazil doing a USA and doing fucking nothing at a federal level while relying on states and counties to contain the virus.

yeah but it's not mad max yet.

Fixed user's post, had some typos, otneewise good shit.
Let me just drop a big blackpill for you guys here, not sorry either.

1. It's not the Flu, it's SARS on steroids, the cope of [ insert race, age or gender here ] is immune is false

2. You very well may get infected, be it by strain 1 or 2.

3. No matter how much you shill here chang you will never change Yas Forums, Yas Forums is a unstoppable monster that you cannot bargin with, ws will have our way, we always do

4. No matter how much damage control you do or try to do you will fail, even normalfags are getting hard redpilled on your shitstain country by the day, all thanks to you patheticly trying to blame Italy and America despite the proof exsiting that it came from China

5. Tens of millions will be dead at the end of this. Pray to whatever of God's names you may worship that you live to see the next era that will be born from this pandemic

6. If you didn't listen to us in January amd want to prep it's too late, the more you go outside around people the higher you risk infection, you should have listened, Yas Forums is always right.

7. After this all ends a new era of man will start, China will become the world's pahriah, nationalism will rise to levels not seen since natsoc Germany across all countries of the world, a high chance of world war will start so buckle in.

China, what happens to you after the next phase of the virus is all your fault, you attempted to re-write sacred texts that meant so much to many races and people across the world, this is the end for you, nothing will save you from this, most of you will die, the CCP will be destroyed and you only have yourselves to blame.

" I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.”

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F

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Quote the wrong post?

>for a few months
user this is never going to end. this is how we will live for the rest of our lives.

Are those Germany numbers?

Wtf is with Spain? Why is the death rate so insanely high there?

>they didn't deserve this

Revenge for the SMS Szent István

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Trump's mistake was flailing around wasting money trying to fix the economy when there's really not that much that can be done about it. The economy will unfuck itself once the virus passes, he should have made efforts to minimize long-term damage instead of just trying to counter the economic impact entirely.

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It's over. Trump has already stated that everything will turn back to normal next week. This virus will go down in history as the biggest non-happening in existence.

It's slowing down in Russia overall.
Except Moscow. Moscow's probably getting more cases.

>posting numbers when the conference hasn't even started yet

Yeah, no source = bullshit

>yeah but it's not mad max yet.

Brazil doesn't eat bats, how will it get back into human population if it mutates inside a bat nigger

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Kek look at the numbers literally peoved you wrong
N O T H I N G B U R G E R

Please help florida

change.org/p/florida-governor-shutdown-florida

we are running business as usual we are all fucked

You have no proof either

>Yas Forums sees this shit coming from months away
>communities even on reddit pop up
>discuss the massive discrepancies between what is reported and what is happening
>"It's not airborne!"
>doctors in china walking around in full hazmats covering their entire bodies
>"It's not airborne!!!"
>doctor covers everything but his eyes and still gets infected
>"It doesn't last on surfaces!"
>china burns hundreds of billions in cash and replaces it
>"It's just the flu!"
>china quarantines 700 million people and deploys its military
>literally welds people in their homes
>no one listens to Yas Forums
>reddit communities ban the "fake news" subs reporting "unofficial fear mongering" data
>conservatives are censored from twitter
>even if we get through all that shit people have this tailored social media experience and won't hear us over the Huxley noise
>after all this bullshit people go "How could we have known?!"

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>When New York imposed coronavirus shutdown, some fled the city — and ‘huge’ number started flying to Florida
Of course.

Dude, 15 million chinks are probably dead. At the rate we’re going now, we either already have a million infected or will be there in a few days. More people are dying than are being tested. The same thing that was happening in China is happening around the world; people who die before being tested are not tested to save kits and are thus not counted as an official virus death. The official numbers are a very small window into what’s happening. Look at the broader picture.

Did you not watch the video you posted?

I doubt it. There will either be a vaccine or the virus will slowly shrink into oblivion, as long as strict quarantine measures are followed for a few months

F
nuke china

DOW is betting on the stimulus from Pelosi. After losing 30% in 2 weeks. The 08 crisis lasted months to drop 50%.

your president is a literal retard and you know it

The article is in Spanish, can you translate it? At least the important parts?

+900 deaths today to stay on trend.

Yesterday was just a small outlier. This isn't going to grow in a straight line. Plus, Monday.

Pasta la vista

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This is what is needed, you burger mutt. Shut the fuck up

>blackpill
More like whitepill lmao

you on march 2nd
>this isn't happening, markets up!

Lombardy numbers are already down
I expect 600 ish deaths

you fucked it up again

Rest in Pasta

>Italy has already plateau'd, schizos
WHO alarmist organization confirmed

anybody else noticed its always the meds that cant handle natural disasters?
every time there is a really hot summer they die in their thousands

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>muh burger
stop thinking about food you fatasses

Sauce? It's 2 week quarintine
If you aren't a chink

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Jews

You have to account for the quarantine, it won't be exponential as if it was spreading unimpeded.

Nope, you just got first phase. Now wait for second one.

Meds are inferior, that's why

+4777
+477
it's over

no

I am in Munich and I see them often in rural areas.

>ITALY
+2000 new deaths, taking the happening to the next level

Italy numbers? Where r they

>15 million chinks
That's practically nothing.

american website

Anyone have that video of the guy sitting on a bench and Chinawomen wiping their tissue on it?

ok boomer.
U mad?

I just noticed, I caught his hillbilly spelling

Day 3.
No fever, diarrhea has stopped.
My eyes feel hot and light kinda stings a little. I feel sweaty, sometimes I get chills. Might just be the a/c.
Instead of hours getting cut they added more.
Still more of the managers look iffy, some more coughing, some doing in and out of the restrooms.
Less nigs today, but the boomers are out in droves. So many old people just shopping like nothing is wrong.

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Happen around January in China

This. They should literally lift the quarantine tomorrow and back to work!

WHAT THE FUCK
>9956 POSITIVE + 1134 DEATHS + 1349 DISPATCHED

WHAT THE FUCK
>9956 POSITIVE + 1134 DEATHS + 1349 DISPATCHED

WHAT THE FUCK
>9956 POSITIVE + 1134 DEATHS + 1349 DISPATCHED

WHAT THE FUCK
>9956 POSITIVE + 1134 DEATHS + 1349 DISPATCHED

WHAT THE FUCK
>9956 POSITIVE + 1134 DEATHS + 1349 DISPATCHED

F

Has every single country had a case of corona?

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This. Too many fake and gay posts

There won't be a vaccine, but it's not going to destroy society either. It'll come and go and wipe out a bunch of old people (and yes, a few young people) and the world will move on.

FLORIDA LOCKDOWN WHEN

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He didn't even give me a counter offer...

It would be interesting to see whether US deaths from all sources are statistically higher right now.
How many are just being called pneumonia or other?

1k deaths pls

They did surrender to the Allies

Pls be lyimg

>628 cases in Quebec
>409 new cases
>200% increase in 24 hours

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F

Fuck Chyna

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HOLY SHIT BRO IS THAT A NIGGER FLAG MEGA CRINGE KEK BASED ITS HAPPENING

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Kek
IT IS OVER SCHIZOS
ITALY HAS PEAKED
nothingburger literally nothing not even 100k deaths

Do we have early numbers from Lombardy?

youtu.be/9zawUPKSWT0

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It's named Maguen (Shield in hebrew). You can download it from the Israel Ministry of Health Website, yet can't find it.
What I found is Israel tellin you where are the cases located via map, which is nice
>imoh.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=20ded58639ff4d47a2e2e36af464c36e&locale=he&/
>imoh.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=66b5c304a3114df89ef5cfc8e8b12eb2&locale=he&

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NC
North Carolina to close all schools until May 15.
Previously was county by county

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You jest, but that'll happen in the near future. The world won't stay on hold and all the nothingburgerfags are a good barometer for what the average retard is thinking. People will get tired of the quarantine and go back to daily life, just in time for the second wave to blast through.

If this is the case, and lately I’ve been praying to God above on a nightly basis it is, then great. We’re all saved by a feature of the virus itself. The people who created it (or whose filthy, disgusting practices gave birth to it as they have so many countless other plagues), the people who lied and suppressed information about the danger facing the entire world, the people who immediately pivoted to shifting blame and ludicrously pointing fingers like a child would—these people still pose just as great a threat to mankind. Maybe you’re right and this will all blow over in a few weeks. But to take any comfort in that is tantamount to saying, well yeah, China tried to shoot me in the head, but the gun misfired. No big deal, everyone go about your business. If this isn’t a global wake up call to the dangers posed by these remorseless little insectoids, then I can’t imagine what would be

>USA trending significantly better than any european country despite having one of the most tourism boosted countries in the world with the most ties to global communities and markets
>europeans see big numbers and don't control for data and meme that we're doing worse than the rest
we're more populous than eastern and western europe combined

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Source or fuck self.

Not yet but less than 30 remain to confirm one.

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Fuck off memeflag

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It's too late we all have it

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Nice tits

>vaccine
Not until next year at the earliest
>as long as strict quarantine measures are followed for a few months
People will absolutely not last in them for that long, and even then the economy will absolutely collapse even more than it is now until counties fall apart literally

Scottish independence fags are such insufferable pricks

Is this a leaf with a proxy?

They're telling it live

F

LOMBARDY NUMBERS IN.
1555 INFECTED
320 DEAD

DECREASING SINCE YESTERDAY
open.online/2020/03/23/coronavirus-ultime-notizie-23-marzo/

theepochtimes.com/the-closing-of-21-million-cell-phone-accounts-in-china-may-suggest-a-high-ccp-virus-death-toll_3281291.html

Why do you faggots keep insisting and wanting a nothingburger and not a happening

>no italy numbers yet
I cannot take it anymore

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This
Not even funny at this point.

Knowing our governor never. He is doing everything possible to avoid action and just about every business is considered essential.
The state is going to burn and I am currently unemployed so fuck it.
Let it burn

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Why is audio for the webms on Yas Forums disabled but allowed on the adult /gifs/ board?

COPE HARDER YOU DISGUSTING HAPPENINGFAG

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Left wing is really gonna get fucked once this is over for this shit, aren't they?

+666 deaths

End of this week but it'll be way too late

Reminder for those that can't into math:
2^15 = 32,768
3^15 = 14,348,907
4^15 = 1,073,741,824

HAPPENING OVER

Quaratine is working, as expected.

Habbeningfaggots on suicide watch

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>demand Scottish independence
>vote against it
biggest brain ever

I agree. Skip the quarantine ended parties and stay isolated, it’s going to flare up right away. Watch China right now as they claim to lifting restrictions. Of course I don’t trust anything they say but they will be the first ones to go back to “normal.”

>thousands dying in the name of political correctness
I don't even have a face for how I feel. The post modern world is so fucking full of itself it's dying basic tenets of reality

>Burger education

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Not if you only counting Hubie Provence or wuhan. Did you see what they did to their roads?

FRIENDSHIP WITH ITALY ENDED
SPAIN NEW BEST FRIEND

HCQ AND THE WHITE WIZARD SEIZE THE DAY

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is this true? balcony fags spread the virus

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About the same as yesterday due to actually hard quarantine. Still too many deaths, but better than if they had done the herd meme

L O L !!

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Looks like meme countries that no-one visits are still safe then

Good Finnish poster

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Cause gook moot is a cumbrain

Can't find a source in spanish, here is one in romanian
>digi24.ro/stiri/externe/israel-aplicatie-pentru-telefonul-mobil-care-avertizeaza-daca-te-apropii-de-o-persoana-infectata-cu-coronavirus-1279952

What is says that the Maguen app "This application will collect your location data and compare it with the locations of people infected by the virus."
looking at the maps i linked to other user here

I went outside of /cvg/ to take a look and god are most Yas Forumstards retarded.

Goy you have no alternative. The flow of burgers shall not be infringed.

2 week cease

The DAX is already halved anyway, and the Deutsche Bank is collapsing :)

NO

We aren't the ones quarantining people.

Andrew Gillum would have gotten us out of this mess

OH NO NO HAPPENINGBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Where are the meatballs? Or is that a Swedish culinary invention?

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The human race has never been able to make a vaccine for a coronavirus. Despite decades of research the closest we got was killing the test subject upon reinfection.

It's never even made it to human trials because it keeps killing all the lab rats

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It should've been locked down long ago and Corona virus has nothing to do with it

they shill for collapse then call for mommy when it doesn't turn out to be like their heroic fantasy

Good news but I think people need to keep in mind that they're on lockdown. The important data point is, when the lockdown is lifted, do cases spike or do they stay down?

>YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE HAPPENING IS OVER

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COPE HARDER THAT'S WHAT? 3000 LESS THAN YESTERDAY?

HAPPENINGFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Mortal Kombat

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It definitely would be, Ive been looking periodically to find any relevant data, but anything useful or statistically significant won’t value available to for a while.

When do you think the last /cvg/ thread ever will be made?

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MILKERS

Did BC update numbers yet?

My parents are going to their dacha tomorrow till end of lockdown. Finally i will be left alone for couple of weeks. Based corona

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her nostrils look like a bmw 7 series

Niggers not immune anymore

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Much less than before

chink shills and normalfags from plebbit

>China still announcing zero
Seems legit

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Is /fa/ here? Is the Stone Island brand gonna be ok? I love their jackets

3911 CASES IN GERMANY WHAT THE FUCK WE HAD 2500 YESTERDAY