California Coronavirus General

How you holding up calibros. How long do you think before SF and LA hospital systems are completely overrun?

I was out last night and all the overhang signs now say
>MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE
>BEAT COVID-19
Anyway enjoy a couple of melancholic playlists for rainy Sunday nights.
youtu.be/rNDgwDf-In0
youtu.be/pKvuMF_dJ5U

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mercurynews.com/2020/03/22/marin-closes-parks-as-crowds-defy-coronavirus-order/
latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-20/california-releases-more-jail-inmates-amid-coronavirus-crisis
azfamily.com/news/continuing_coverage/coronavirus_coverage/parks-in-phoenix-area-arizona-experiencing-overcrowding/article_852f9d24-6bcd-11ea-9664-5f28b2028d1d.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Meanwhile our lovable zoomer population

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They deserve everything coming to them

They will be the end of us

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Can't we just shoot them already?

>I just turned 21
>looks 30

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To be fair, they encouraged people to visit parks and outdoor areas as long as people maintained social distancing.

Beyond paranoid right now beautiful day today but you know these illuminati cock suckers communicate there plans through these pop star puppets and look at this track off of this fucker The Weekends latest album

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God I wish

WHEN ARE THE CHECKS COMING? MY JOB WASNT ESSENTIAL SO I GOT FUCK ALL TO PAY MY RENT

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Uni classes will be online for the rest of the semester. I’m living the neet life.

>professor never did an online class so everything's unorganized as fuck
>have to check it each day just to see if I missed anything

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Pray against this witchcraft.

I have a class like that too. It’s a GE though so I ain’t tripping. The one class I hate is my discrete structures class cause my professor is fucking old and he keeps forgetting to tell us stuff.

tfw I make too much so I can't get trumpbux

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pls gib.

I’m ready to dawn my ski mask and start beating the shit out of the homeless off my block while they sleep with you brothers of San Diego

>dawn my ski mask
The absolute state of burger education

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This state is a joke. I did 500 miles or so this weekend on the motorcycle and it was business as normal. Still had people over Saturday night. Whole thing is a nothingburger.

Good luck calibros.

t. Californian that moved out to Florida last year

>tfw you’ll be trapped on an island with somoli nigger starving in less than a month
>with zero weapons to defend yourself

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Tell that to the hospitals in LA or SF which are running out of beds, ventilators, and staff

There are 11 cases in Kern County... be safe Bako Bros...

Also, at least we're not New Jersey I guess

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My family is taking it seriously, we were sitting pretty comfy and limiting our outside contact. my sister and my mother and I all have a connective tissue//dysautonomic disorder we were told to limit exposure. my dad is 65 so we are all just watching netflix and chilling.

>Sf and la
Oh no, how sad.

CIA pls go

kek touché

Quick question, how the fuck am I gonna defend myself if shit hits the fan? Can't get a fucking weapon

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zip gun or a nerf bat

Just came back from a fat Costco run complete with TP and deenz so I guess you can say I'm comfy

Seethe boomers. You want to put everyone out of work just to save your selves, but it won't work. Zoomers are gonna spread the boomer remover without mercy and there is fuck all you can do about it. Enjoy coofing.

I got a professional slingshot and a couple of baseball bats

All of this shit is just an excuse for the Left to do what they want to do regardless. It's like climate change but with 100x the hysteria.

What are you guys fucking 67 year old smokers?

Let them spread it fuck it

begone, leaf

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Who said i was a boomer?

I guess i'm just getting impatient for shit to get more out of control.

951 here. Still have my job and got a raise. Fuck everybody else.

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how are things out temecula way?

Moval specifically but everything seems normal. That rain last night was some heavy shit. March airforce base seems normal and all the food and gun stores are the same with lines and nothing in them.

BayArea Fag here. I have friends in Temecula getting tested today.

Cqc duh

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MARIN CLOSES PARKS AND BEACHES
mercurynews.com/2020/03/22/marin-closes-parks-as-crowds-defy-coronavirus-order/

so do we but we are fucked. we have enough saved for 3 or 4 months but the hit to the economy will affect our workload for a year or more. if we dont have projects we dont make money. we think our workload will dry up within months and stay that way for awhile. Even though we make a shit ton and have enough saved for awhile..we are still fucked and no amount of money from the government will fix that.

This. Fuck boomer's weak immune systems. You should have stayed fit

Computer science? I wonder if you go to the same cc as me. Would be weird knowing an Yas Forumsack in real life

The hospitals are mellow in SF my dude. They have tents outside too but no is using them. This is a nothingburger 100

Its fine to go for a hike you dumbass. You're always a good distance from other hikers, and it's easy to avoid close contact with others

Hopefully everything goes well for them. That valley of cities is the nicest area in Riverside county.

schizo nigger do you realize this is the name of a very popular film

Rollin for positive

So I live in the Bay Area, pic related is Corona virus infected birds on my lawn

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They are dead btw

Literally bullshit.
Hospitals are nearly empty because all electives are cancelled.
Everyone bracing for muh coronavirus influx that will never happen.
More people will die from the lockdown and stress than the meme virus.

Does that picture look like "taking a hike"?

I did. Happeners are boomers regardless of their actual age. They're like old geezers about to die who convince themselves that the apocalypse is nigh and everyone else is gonna die along with them. Enjoy your quarantine though. You're gonna get the kung flu anyway when you finally have to go out for tendies and it will be hilarious.

latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-20/california-releases-more-jail-inmates-amid-coronavirus-crisis

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Fake and gay

Same thing, people are in their own groups and keeping their distance from others. Its only moderately busy on that beach and easy to keep at least 6 feet away from strangers. Also the sun's UV will help kill the virus on surfaces.

FUCK OFF WERE FULL

>You're always a good distance from other hikers, and it's easy to avoid close contact with others
Bullshit

azfamily.com/news/continuing_coverage/coronavirus_coverage/parks-in-phoenix-area-arizona-experiencing-overcrowding/article_852f9d24-6bcd-11ea-9664-5f28b2028d1d.html

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Is your professor’s name Traugott?

lol welp
Not surprised though I guess

None of those people expected it to be that packed. Also, not every hiking trail is like that, I'm sure there are some that are packed on the first weekend where almost everyone off work, but there are still many places to walk or hike that aren't super busy. Feel free to stay scared in your moms basement, but know it is safe to walk outside in most places and not catch the virus, and better than staying in and watching fear porn all day/night.

Vista checking in. Everything fairly calm. Many stores closing early/limited hours, of course. Produce is back in stock at the local grocery (Frazier Farms). Saw a guy driving a hopped up civic and wearing a paint mask with 2 canisters...so that was new. Honestly, as time goes on I fear the virus less and less (barely more than a bad albeit long-lasting cold. It's the sudden shut down of the economy that I'm fearing...)

Its funny, this rule is enforced in mental hospitals.

>looks 30
nigga wear your glasses

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Incest is bad user.

Too late man, I live here.
My car has Florida plates, the wildlife ones because it had a bear on it. Got myself a gator hat, my truck got raised and out a swamp life decal on the back window.
Also learning to really hate these old fucks from jersey.
Also, publix is one of the best things around.
Now that I'm here, Florida is officially full.

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My landlord drank the kool-aid on the news and is overreacting pretty hard but fuck him. My rental agreement is my rental agreement. Plenty of people walking into my job telling me about how they got laid off. I expect it to get worse before it gets better. I go everywhere armed anyway just in case.