RUSSIAN MIRACLE

Wow guys have you seen our corona stats? Just 438 confirmed cases for the whole country! Only 15 cases in St.Petersburg, a city with very dense (see pic, that's quite a typical apt building) 5+ million population! Whole fucking Finland has less people and they have 700+ cases already!

Thank you, Vlad Putin, the savior of White Race is also our savior from chink flu! I can't believe how competent our government is to keep contagion THAT low without quarantine!

I'm coofing like crazy for the last few days and have developed a fever, but that must be just a common cold! No chances I can get corona in Russia!

Praise Putin

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3 million tourists went in and out of Russia in the last three months. Yeah, bullshit.

Cause if anyone dies by corona, they would count that as liver failure due to over drinking vodka.

They tested a lot of people, so I guess it was a good idea to close borders to China

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No “Flu Vaccine” in Russia

Are you suggesting our Government can be reporting false number???? Oh wow! Maybe you also believe that China numbers are not accurate, you filthy fearmonger?

NO NO NO NOT POSSIBLE

What a stupid commeblock. They will barely get any sun within the yard

Why are the buildings so high when you have so much space?

In the US its not even that bad. Business as usual here in florida

what's up with the smaller commieblocks?. Why not just make them like the other ones in the picture.

wtf i love commieblocks now

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thats a cool building, too bad everyhouse will be its own grave

Well you guys are of the few that do not use the jews' fiat munnie, so it make sense.

Sun is a social construct

>so much space
That's a huge misconception, Russia is actually very small country, like China, that's why we have to build huge commieblocks (picril is my luxury neighbourhood)

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Sick Rusians in Siberia gulag, the rest too drunk to notice

There is a flu vaccine in Russia, but I think most people don't get it.
>sun
>Russia

At least your country builds housing for people, and don't artificially keep housing bubbles alive by limiting the supply.

People can shit talk "eastern" leadership how ever much they want, but it becomes evident in situations like the virus crisis that there is an astronomical difference in competence, ability, efficiency to deal with pressing societal issues.

Besides most russkis and ex east blockers I know are extremely red pilled, having family members that experienced communism first hand combined with living though it, the transition after the collapse and the rebuilding.

I wish you guys the best of fortune.

Maybe people will one day understand and respect you, perhaps when there are drag queen story hour in every western city library/school, targeting kids ;)

>commieblocks
I always figured a large part of the commieblock trend even into the modern era, in addition to Russia simply being a poorer country where not many could afford an American-style house, was the weather. When temperature routinely falls below -20°C, and I read northern Russia routinely sees -50°, it's far cheaper to keep a 100-room apartment warm than to keep 30-70 traditional houses warm. Even in Alaska there's a disproportionate trend toward multi-family units and even apartment buildings in relatively tiny communities when compared to the other burger states.

If you can't deal with a cold you're pussy.

There's a reason why I see you as the best future market after this thing has blown over ...

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CIA Proxy fags get the rope

yes, and you live in a democracy.
Putin till 2034. Putin would never lie to you, never.
trust me, dude. Yeah, china would never lie about their numbers, too.
21 million people just became born again Amish and stopped using phones....just like that.

how do they have enough pipes for all those toilets?

is this building for real
do russians actually live like that?
why, just why?

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Stfu Angela

> perhaps when there are drag queen story hour in every western city library/school, targeting kids ;)

have you even looked at Swedish national TV content for young kids?
Bolibompa ffs contains a transvestite

You niggers denied my visa because I don't know my ex-wife's address. All I wanted to do was take in the sites in Leningrad. Dafuq is wrong with you?

Relax navalny's pawn. We are doing better than these so-called "first world states", thanks to our strong authoritarian power structure.

>There is a flu vaccine in Russia, but I think most people don't get it.

the Wuhan virus cannot survive in a body saturated with Russian liquor

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Why do I associate Haвaльный with nuclear submarines?

Hey, check this out. What do you think?

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Maybe because of "naval" in his surname?

Based, most Russians with a grasp of English on Yas Forums are liberashka scum.

Scandinavia is cold as fuck and they have comfy houses

Even corona doesn't want to live in Russia.

Unironically though it may be le Russian winter meme, virus needs liquid droplets, can't really happen if your breath just freezes straight away.

>Just 438 confirmed cases in the whole country
>The government building a huge new hospital in Moscow

Putin is waiting for the referendum mate

That may be it. The English and Russian languages clashing in my brain... Wouldn't be the first time.

Yeah, big deal when your currency worth less than dog shit

If you test for the virus, the virus wins.

>Scandinavia is cold as fuck
AHAHAHAHA. Ahahahah. Ha-ha.

No, "cold Scandinavia" is a meme. The Gulf Stream greatly warms their climate. They never saw the real cold, that's why they're so gay.

I hope those are palms of libfaggots

It has to be it, my dude. There's literally the only thing in his surname that can cause you such association.

Does Murmansk benefit from the Gulf Stream?

All that land and you cram people together like battery chickens.

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and thats called covering up stats
thats what the chinks did you dumb fuck

>niggers in cages
I'm not really seeing the problem here.

How can I be more russian in my daily life?

I think it's what's left of nothingburgerfags.
Not as much as Norway, but yeah, somewhat. Norway is lucky. They have direct access to a warm strait full of all kinds of fish from all over the world's ocean.

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>spic (the worst variety)
>wants to be a Slav
You should choose attainable goals. You're little more than a light skinned nigger. Sorry, bro.

Limit your income to $200 a month

How can I be more amerimutt in my daily life?

Drink vodka, eat tushenka, gangbang bears, grow a huge beard. Hm-m, what else? Uhm, righ! Wear ushanka and play balalaika.

everyone laugh at this Q fag

This
You already are
On a serious note, we will have our own bogaloo shortly. This shit spreads like a wild fire. Hopefully Pootin will take lessons from what west did wrong and shut everything non-essential the fuck down so we wont have millions dead by the end of it like fucking amerimutts

Desire to live in country with freedoms you have enjoyed for generations is liberashka-- a word I would imagine you would be called as well if you spoke with most of the people who use it.

LARP more faggot.

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And listen to the appropriate music.
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i thought commie blocks couldn't get any worse.
even the most ghetto working-class neighborhoods dont have a building density that high.

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> Unironically uses first-world state an insult.

The IRC employee shows her final form.

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Fucking hell. Stop. Babbys first LARP has went way too far you deluded fucking boomer.

I wouldn't want to live in those places. Rather be innawoods.

HIV is a natural coronavirus antibody, your nation is already immune