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>Coronavirus postpones London Pride
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52001388

>Government sets out plans to enforce closure of businesses and other venues
gov.uk/government/news/government-sets-out-plans-to-enforce-closure-of-businesses-and-other-venues--2

>NHS workers given round of applause and flowers by Tesco staff
news.yahoo.com/nhs-workers-given-round-applause-200006320.html?

>Army called in to help organise food deliveries to homes as up to 1.5MILLION people at highest risk to coronavirus are sent letters telling them to stay in their homes for THREE MONTHS
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8139469/Army-help-food-deliveries-1-5MILLION-people-told-stay-homes-THREE-MONTHS.html

>Coronavirus: Rail franchise agreements suspended to avoid company collapses
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-rail-franchise-agreements-suspended-to-avoid-company-collapses-11962186

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nonce

>The sale of alcohol in Commons bars and restaurants has been suspended, Hoyle said.
Shit just got real, there will be anarchy

china has 21 million dead even after welding people into their homes for months. nothing can stop this virus. it spreads as easily as measles, it's as deadly as MERS and it can reinfect you infinitely until you die from it.

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coronavirus confirmed for bigot

Ready for quarantine

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Bloke I work with has been on TV about his experience, now this guy is super healthy but a marathon runner and we know threads about lung damage attributing to long distance running...but he was fucked and it sounded like his liver is fucked. A healthy 20 something male with a spot on diet. Not looking good bros!

fuck China

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spastic

why was sainos so empty today lads? it's just cause it's a m-monday r-right?

we know the virus causes severe damage to the lungs, kidneys, liver, testicles and nervous system even with a "mild" infection.

Meanwhile Nadine Dorries is back at work, seems to vary a lot in seriousness

oh god here we go

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Everybody is ded and they're hushing it up

state of that carpet you nonce

That's been my point to normies from Jan...The reports early on was how erratic the virus is when it comes to affecting people.

The Coof line

Fuck off you spastic

I speak such good English people literally can't tell that I'm foreign, they assume British. And we don't have Asian admixture at all, only some of us because we raped the Mongol invaders. I personally have bright red hair.
I can't go back to Russia though because my Russian is as bad as a 10 year old's and I just sound Autistic, I was also educated in English and literally couldn't do my job in Russian.

I'm sorry if you're mad about me dating an English lass but, hey, I have to fuck somebody. But it's really annoying because all the girls I dated were leftist feminists, it's really hard to date nationalist type girls.

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she's probably still contagious. you still shed the virus for weeks after "recovery".

Yeah I use a custom induction heater.
Depends on your strain and if you watch porn when high.

You only have yourselfs to blame
>www.atlasobscura.com/articles/yorkshire-pudding-sewer-blockage

You in work bro? I ain't moving from home! Southeastern trains are trash at best of times!

If you think the English are inferior you may find dating English nationalist girls a challenge

gonna have a piece of toast. toast is fucking lit

keep thinking ive got the virus cos being snifflty and heady and then feel fine it's weird might be a spreader.

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Yea spilt coffee on the rug

>I'm sorry if you're mad about me dating an English lass
you're the one raging about it though lmao
fuck off you spastic, you smell of larp from reddit

If they make the Emergency laws bill into an act against their own people then it's time to abolish Parliament and decide things for ourselves, maybe referendum's over the Internet or similar.

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Sniffles aren't a symptom

Why can't normies cope being inside?

What were they so busy with before what do they do when they're outside all the time?
Cinemas and restaurants must get repetitive?

Not too busy really.

Moving in with parents until I can go back to work.

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shame they don't make their own heater

>Not looking good bros!
yeah bros im totally scared too bros. if only there was a government solution on how to spend all of these trillions being printed id feel much better.
im a quivering wreck

they need external motivation from others

its march
probably them pollen niggaz

They do
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God I love curvy women

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>we know
you're pulling this stuff out of your arse

for Christ sake
for Christ sake
for Christ sake

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not only that, if you survive it you have lung damage for life.

It's not like I tell them that though. This is the personality fallacy, like when white knights and women tell incels that it's their personality that scares women away, because women are so good at seeing what kind of a person you are, but then they continue to date attractive men who are abusive to them, because they're just so good at telling if someone is a bad person before dating them.

I might hate British women but they don't know that until I tell them when drunk.

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oh nice. thanks lad

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You can start by throwing out that bio-hazard of rug. It's def. got the Chinese virus. gross.

>What were they so busy with before what do they do when they're outside all the time?
filling their heads with normie garbage to suppress actual thought

now they realise that they've constructed their personality out of other people and don't know how to use their own brains for something productive.

wrong bub stop spreading misinformation you disgusting kike

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piss off you toff

why are there so few "recoveries"? 95% of the cases are "mild", but the death rate is 30% outside of china. something doesn't add up here.

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you're a waffling nonce, fuck off

>da joos
cringe

a 10/10 in bongland that is

Maybe it doesn't mess up semi-healthy people.

you do realise that's not curvy right? That's an obese landwhale

i had family members that killed Chechens like you

lol no. it's about 1 to 2 years worth of filth.

I have it and feel mostly fine.
Worst symptom currently is a bit of a tight chest when breathing in.
Although i'm only on day 3.

Pneumonia often causes lung damage, it isn't unique to this

>oh, it’s this post again

Only more severe cases are being tested

kike detected

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don't let eddie hear or he'll tell you he'll batter you

Constant distraction. It helps them not focus on the hellish nightmare reality we live in. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

its not the jews fault you've never had sex mate

Have sex incel

A doctor said the virus spreads in the air in buildings, and I suppose in trains, too. Best not move in with mommy and daddy until you know you're not infected with the CHINESE VIRUS.

>triggered AND seething

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>Number of deaths in England rises to 303
>A further 46 people who tested positive for coronavirus have died, bringing the
total number of confirmed reported deaths in England to 303, NHS England said.

Who had 303 in the sweepstake?

For anyone doubting how hard a Vapcap can hit search Youtube for some reviews or visit their subred. You can get some serious hits if you know how.

this isn't reddit you stupid newfag behave yourself

WTF? Is that like a rebuttal or something? Does that information make it better? It's ok to go outside and mingle with friends and family? TF?

I will, with an actual curvy woman

mad that immigrants can have sex with english girls but you can't

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doubt it virgin

fuck off chinese jew

>Vapcap
What's that?

>Why can't normies cope being inside?
they can, the extreme majority of their life is spent in isolation by virtue of having to put on a socially conforming act thats a two step process from their internal self telling their outer self how to perform, even if theyre around others all the time theyre internal dead self is still spinning on the hamster wheel.
their every thought is on their next opportunity to display some emotion they think others will reciprocate back at them, theyre life is documented on social media through these set piece moments of anger/happiness, theyve barely had an authentic experience their entire adult lives.

the displays theyre putting on are just a continuation of this, theyre displaying despair and hardship because they think its what other people want to see, reality is they are totally fine and theyre just concern trolling.
this whole manufactured crisis puts them in their element

you fleed like a pussy and abandoned my country, you aren't Russian now

you're not very bright

I ate my last milk-and-mint candy; I have done myself in forever

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Slightly higher than yesterday for England.

Besides, everyone needs a 303: youtu.be/e8Ts4wrI2TU

you do my fucking head in

The fuck is in this bill that even the Torres think it's going too far?

No, but anons keep saying "it causes lung damage" like it's unique to this. Pneumonia causes lung damage, and this sometimes causes pneumonia.

Desktop WiFi not working so phone posting
Saw 2 people get run over earlier
Looked more like a ram than an accident
Local mosque closed, o thou of little faith
Allah can't even stop a cold

The fuck is in this bill that even the Tories think it's going too far?

portable non-electric dry herb (weed) vapouriser

i won 10 post ago you sad meff

Herb vape

iPhone addiction actually helped them acclimate to being alone. Just look at their phone all day whilst inside.

>Coronavirus postpones London Pride

Now that's a real national crisis in a land of pansies and tremoring upper lips

No provision for child sex trafficking

i was a child lol

Absolutely fucking love 303s. Based death toll.

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They can eavesdrop on anyone with this bill more openly

Theres never been an easier time to be a shut in for a while. Imagine if it were in the 80s and you had 3 VHS tapes and 3 TV channels.
You can video call most people you know. Whats the big fucking deal?

my gf is curvy

Weed is retarded. I hope you realize that soon. It's not good for you, why do you think the J's made it so easy to get? And don't answer that. I don't want to read your MUH WEED reply.

ACIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

it can stay in the air for hours, survive on surfaces for weeks and it's been shown to move through air ducts and water pipes.

Anons ruining their life by smoking the J's weed. morons.

is the town in the video eastbourne?

he's an autist "personality fallacy".

Anyway, how are you all lads?

lives up to 9 days on concrete. The reason the chinks were spraying the streets/cities.

don't care lad
dude weed types are cringe though

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>here's my opinion but don't post yours
fucking hell lads it's the king of the universe! In brit/pol/! aaaaaa fuck

Pretty good. Et tou?

How are italians doing their shopping? Online delivery?

Life sucks unless you are born into wealth. Some turn to alcohol, Some to other drugs. Some get fit. Some throw theirselves into their work or family. We all make choices. Lifes a circus.

getting this disease is a lucky dip of severity. it's not just the elderly and frail getting fucked over by it, it's a bit random too.

Southend, and clips from Carry On Abroad

further to this, from what ive seen on here its the long term neets who are more concerned with thats going on, the massive win in their life is being in a position to forgo all the social bullshittery thats required to 'function' in the world, claiming instead to be more in touch with themselves and comfortable with who that person is.
thing is, that person and their identity relies on the counter balance of normal life to have any legitimacy, this forced quarantine of wagies is dangerously exposing to the world the truth of the neets existence being far more mundane and less spiritually enlightening than they have always claimed. before all of this, their was a captive audience of seething jealous retailcucks who daydreamed constantly about all the things they want to do in life but never have the time for, the people who the neets one claim to victory in life drew power from, now theres nobody out there slaving for peanuts and everybody is in the same neet boat for a while, which is shining an awkward light on the neet existence as being a bit mundane and empty.

it's called weed because it's more difficult to stop it growing than to grow it. Talking about jews increasing its availability is very stupid.

Phill Mitchell's head on the left.

I just go to the shop, that is all.

There are lines but shops are well stocked for now.
I am fine, thanks

No lol

Are Pastas still making out with each other when you meet?


WTF IS UP WITH THE CONSTANT CAPTCHAS??????

>Only 8 deaths today

Have we, dare I say it, flattened the curve?

I know I'm a pig

Greggs to shut from tomorrow you heard it here first.

it literally grows naturally by the roadside you spastic

I'm now going to drink a can of Carlsberg AND vape some weed. Then watch Birds of Prey.

sorry loser, things will be back to normal by summer

Lmao happening faggot btfo

Good luck with your exercise rope.

>it's called weed because it's more difficult to stop it growing than to grow it.
that's not even what the general definition of a weed is you numpty

developed those symptoms back in 2014 when working in a foundry they never went away think maybe has septum slowly starting to deviate

What if the Queen gets it and dies? Yall brits gonna be sad?

The carpet, duck

didn't we get loads of ventilators yesterday?

Autistic incel cope

I had some cunt from Germany arguing that it's impossible to strengthen your immune system as it's genetically predetermined.
So desperate for this to be THE happening. But it aint.

from what? the breeze in windsor?

be a man and smoke it

don't think it's transmissible to reptiles mate

life is not good for you it kills you in the end

Really would like to go out, lads.
I don't want to waste the Spring

An actual coughing begger walking up and down the tube train. Fuck off luv we all have problems right now.

Where do you get live data?

but it is how weeds are understood isn't it. It's a colloquialism you mong, and I didn't even start it. why are you arguing with me. go for a walk you terrified shutin.

We know you're a schzio retard that's as bad as the retards saying it's literally nothing

normalfags don't mind being indoors 24/7, but the psychological effect of being told they shouldn't go out and socialise is driving them up the wall

stop begging for lockdown

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Its *because* they're such good judges of character they're drawn to abusive meatheads. Women want a guy with power. Nothing more, nothing less. Social, economic or in this case physical.

Just lost my job today. Greggs and dole office shut. Will I die?

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ah i see, i didnt know how strict the lockdown was.
Glad to hear your doing fine.

Gyms, pubs etc just got shut down here today.
Which has kinda fucked up my fitness goals.
So now im thinking of buying a home gym.
really want to get to 8%bf by june.

>There have been increasing numbers of people reporting a lost sense of smell and taste on social media.

It's already mutated, game over.

a weed is simply an unwanted plant. to talk of a weed in a wild setting is nonsensical