/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2444 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

My results came back

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Is Italy over the worst?

Keep it on rolling.
I love you CORONA-CHAN.

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Zoomers are shit. All of them. Full stop. If you weren't at least 2 years old when 9/11 happened and recording some sort of memory, piss off and die. Die in the hole you deserve.

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>1555 new cases and 320 new deaths in Lombardy
Nothingburger confirmed

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Retarded Indian doctors going - WE ARE GOING TO BECOME ITALY

lmao

Christian XXX, along with fellow ultrafaggots such as American performer Tom Moore and Brazilian performer Alex Victor, took away the "everyman" aspect of shemale porn. No longer could the average viewer insert himself, so to speak, into the role of the "shocked but somewhat aroused man discovering that the woman of his dreams wasn't quite who he thought she was". No longer can a man watch professional, American shemale porn and discover the "mystique" that was once magnificently alluring in films from the past.

All the average viewer has to look forward to these days, is a bald, goofy-looking douchebag with a pathetic body from not doing proper lifting exercises, fucking shemales with the same, measured, uncharismatic strokes (and don't even get me started on his abhorrent "acting") while he resembles that albino freak from the show Banshee.

Have I mentioned how dismal he is when playing the submissive role? God forbid he let an aroused, endowed transsexual go to town and rip up his ass like they might a smaller, more normal-looking man being coerced or "forced" to take that role. Nooooo. It's the same, robotic, measured strokes once again as he lies there with that same, terminally-stupid look on his terminally-stupid face.

The only possible way Christian could even come close to redeeming himself for ruining American shemale porn for ever, is to douse himself in paraffin, set himself alight and dance the Watusi for five minutes screaming while the camera focuses solely on him. Yeah. That might go some way towards redemption.

corona birus is now delete.

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My 97 year old grandma told me to read the Bible

Guys does Chloroquine really have blindness and deafness as side effects or it's a meme?

Anybody some corporate titles that will try to hire people in USA to do some corona-related jobs?

>Combustion Manager
>Organic Waste Collector
>nothingburger shill

anything else?

She's a whore.

> Lombardi
Italy's only white province dying out

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You will never become Italy because you have neither the testing capacity nor the moral integrity to report the real numbers.

STOP POSTING THREADS WITHOUT THE INFECTED COUNTRIES LIST

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What time is the press conference?

Now that Italy is past it's peak who's our next target
USA or UK?

Is Trump's posts about the answer not being worse than the problem anti-quarantine or anti-skyrocketing infections and death?

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>WHO Press Briefing

youtube.com/watch?v=_vprQpLAIXg

UK

Who's \comfy\?
>Came back home after college suspension
>My mom went 2 weeks earlier than everybody else to buy groceries for weeks
>Hopefully I'll get through this pandemic with my family altogether
How are you doing anonbros?

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I post it in almost every thread. I just don't post it within the first replies.

inb4 Oh LOOK! Yellowstone is about to explode!

Logically the next step from Italy would be France or Germany, then UK and US.

Regarding the pic you posted, are you implying that all of them were burned? Because there were mass graves with tons of unburied bodies too.

are you retarded?
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>2 days decline
is lockdown working how much longer are we stuck

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Either Spain or USA

Something didn't go as planned user

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I'm just waiting for the borders to reopen so that I can get the fucking hard drive I ordered from Hungary a month ago. New games pop up fucking weekly, and I'm stuck with about 50GB

Every drug has side effects. Will you pick it up from 5-7 days of normal dosage? Probably not. Is it something you should self-medicate with? Only if all hospitals are full and there's nobody to help you.

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So Yas Forums. Don’t normally post here but actually fucking curious. Is it really a manmade virus? Was it the chinks or the mutts that made it? Most important question, do you think this will lead to WW3 (likely against china)?

Corona was found on the island I live

It’s over. Italy’s numbers are already going down. This leveling off suggests a total death toll well under 1M. Happeningfags blown the fuck out of the water. The only real damage is to the economy, but we were due for a global recession anyways.

>inb4 muh second wave
>inb4 wait until it gets to Brazil and recombines in brazilian bats and somehow becomes more lethal
>inb4 there is no immunity and you get reinfected forever

W.H.O. TALKING WITH FOOTBALL PLAYERS INSTEAD OF BRIEFING ABOUT A FUCKING PANDEMIC

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Happening over.

comparing the numbers of Italy and Germany. Possible explanations are:
1. Germany is not reporting deaths on a huge scale. (tinfoil-hat)
2. Italians are killed by the virus and germans are mystically immune.
3. Italy has in fact much more infected poeple than the reported 50,000-60,000

I think 3 is correct here, and even in Germany there are much more infected than tested. I personally know 3 people with symptomes (fever,cough, lose of smell) which have not been tested... A doctor I know told me they are rejecting people even with symptomes. So even the 0.4% deathrate we have right now is a overestimation. lets assume 0.1%

80mio germans
70% infected =>56mio infected
0.1% deathrate => 56,000 deaths in germany

The flu in 2017: 28,000 deads in germany

sorry happeningfags

ITS A NOTHINGBURGER AND THIS IS JUST A FLU

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Realistically a few months at least.

They really know how to flatten the curve

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is Desi pizza any good?

I'm feeling the British mood, I would like to order a thousand more cases for Brazil, gentleman

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Nice timewaster there...
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8073543/TWO-strains-killer-coronavirus-spreading-study-claims.html
Both man made.

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>coronamesh

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
14k people died, whoopdy fucking do

It's gonna fizzle out bros

Frens, how is this all going to turn out? I legit have no fucking clue.

Fuck I stockpiled like 52 4-piece rolls of TP.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 39,371 (467) Spain 33,089 (2,206) Germany 27,546 (115) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 16,689 (674) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 8,547 (118) United Kingdom 5,837 (289) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 4,057 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,547 (10) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (25) Australia 1,717 (7) Brazil 1,620 (25) Canada 1,550 (21) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,450 (24) Israel 1,238 (1) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,165 (1) Japan 1,101 (41) Ecuador 981 (18) Ireland 906 (4) Pakistan 873 (6) Luxembourg 798 (8) Chile 746 (2) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Poland 684 (8) Greece 624 (17) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (5) Singapore 509 (2) India 468 (9) Philippines 462 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) Peru 363 (5) Hong Kong 356 (4) Bahrain 339 (2) Egypt 327 (14) Mexico 316 (2) Croatia 315 (1) Panama 313 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+9) United States +5,825 (+48) Spain +4,321 (+434) Germany +2,673 (+21) Iran +1,411 (+127) South Korea +64 (+7) Switzerland +1,073 (+20) United Kingdom +154 (+8) Netherlands +545 (+34) Austria +475 (+5) Belgium +342 (+13) Norway +162 (+3) Portugal +460 (+9) Sweden +112 (+4) Canada +80 (+1) Malaysia +212 (+4) Denmark +55 (+11) Ecuador +192 (+4) Pakistan +97 (+1) Chile +114 (+1) Poland +50 (+1) Greece (+2) Indonesia +65 (+1) Romania +143 (+2) India +72 (+2) Philippines +82 (+8) Slovenia +28 (+1) Iraq +33 (+3) Colombia +4 (+1) Hungary +36 (+1) Macedonia +21 (+1) Albania +15 (+2) Nigeria +6 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Puerto Rico +8 (+1) Montenegro +1 (+1) Zimbabwe (+1) Gambia +1 (+1) France +671 Australia +108 Brazil +74 Israel +167 Czech Republic +45 Thailand +122 Finland +74 Iceland +20 Saudi Arabia +51 Singapore +54 Russia +71 South Africa +128…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Lombardy region in Italy reports 320 new #Coronavirus deaths.

Total death toll in Italy’s worst #Covid19 affected region reaches 3770.

Whole of Itay’s update in 90 minutes from now on.

based argie

Could an user post that graph of mask types with their transmission reduction %? Thought I saved it but can’t find it. Thanks frens, stay safe.

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>Never got to try bat soup before the end
I wonder if it's good

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Its true

>
>girl is brought in by mother
>never changes her clothes because she thinks they protect her from police waves
>never showers because she thinks we poison the water
>barely eats
>when outside, did speed, MDMA, LSD and pot
>some literal retard on the unit gets the hots on her and she actually reciprocates
>they both smell like cheese and onions
>bring her to court
>she sees me talking with someone
>YOU'RE PLOTTING WHY ARE YOU PLOTTING
>bring her outside to smoke
>IS THERE RAT POISON IN MY SMOKES
>bring her back in a taxi
>asks the taxi driver if he's conspiring against her right now
>starts taking her pills
>doctor lets her go after a week
>immediately stops her meds and starts pumping herself full of drugs again

Also, she has chlamydia, herpes and gonorrhea. We think she might also have AIDS.

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Nothingburger

someone post the meme list of nicknames for the wu-flu again.

I had a revelation today.
I was thinking about when will they stop the Quarantine?
And I realized, the instant they let up, the virus will spiral exponentially again, and hospitals will be overcrowded in no time again.
So two more months of quarantine.

And here's the deal, looks like we only need a few 100.000 people infected to get Italy's result. Let's say a Million to be exceedingly generous.

So to obtain herd immunity, which is 60% have had the virus, well it's gonna take quite a few quarantines before we get there in a 60 Million People population.

The alternative is let it run its course, but this would be hell on Earth.

So here you have it: We're fucked until we find a vaccine. Quarantines will come and go, but this is only the first one.
In the meantime, an effective treatment would help reduce the death toll and number of quarantines needed to achieve immunity. Also, we need to start building a fuckton of respirators right this fucking instant.

And pray to God it doesn't mutate the wrong way.

Here's a shitty paint of prophecy.

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The pressure on my chest is starting to get quite bothersome, I have no other symptoms though. Is it AIDS?

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Do you like chaos?

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Did you sigh the petition, Yas Forums?

change.org/p/united-nations-call-for-the-resignation-of-tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus-who-director-general

Why every group of white people has a token nigger friend? Is this like a rule?

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It was a man made virus. There will be more man made viruses from the Government in the future

POO ON THE WHO: THE PANDEMIC IS ACCELERATING

NOTHINGBURGERS BTFO'S BY TEDROS

Lol the state of normies """"helping"""" a old man, all while sticking a camera up his face.

twitter.com/abc13houston/status/1241836804577296385

You're a fool if you unironically think this. Accept that the virus is indeed worse than the flu and your government is either not reporting deaths properly (china did this) or your country is massively infected.

fullface>halfmask>surgigalmememask.
no graph needed.

Imagine being a nothingburger right now lmao

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>0.1% deathrate => 56,000 deaths in germany
>The flu in 2017: 28,000 deads in germany
>sorry happeningfags
>ITS A NOTHINGBURGER AND THIS IS JUST A FLU
x=2y => x=y qed
kill yourself

if you look back to the spanish flu, it's almost inevitable that each nation will experience 2-3 big peaks (although some like China will deny it anyway)

It does if you use it for a long time. Like if this corona virus become the new more lethal influenza.

Yeah but I wanted it to send to my retarded boomer parents who don’t listen to anything I tell them.

Pretty much, yeah, that's what the scientists are saying too. The whole point of this quarantine isn't to "beat the virus," it's literally just to give the hospitals a little bit of breathing room so they're only mostly-overwhelmed instead of completely-overwhelmed. As soon as the quarantines are lifted, like you said, there will be a 2nd and 3rd wave. Hopefully we are more prepared by then with medical supplies, but I doubt it

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It's called anxiety, french fries. My girlfriend had the same thing last week when the quarantine was announced.

>b-but Italy
strange how Italy suddenly is becoming the nothingburger's best friend

shops are bad user

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it's a symbiotic relationship, white people get to claim their not racist, and the lone black person gets to live around and enjoy society that he would otherwise not get a glimpse of among his own, the same reason rich black people move to white neighborhoods

uh guys how is anybody supppsed to order grocery online when all online grocery orders are sold out? I can't even book one

Those poor souls had no idea they would end up a statistic, lives are cheap especially when countries like China are the cause of their end

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FOUR THREE NINE
HO HO HO HO PIZZA NOVA

oof

Where are my anxiety bros?

German diesel engines do not pollute

Well thankfully if she does have aids she’ll die quickly with that lifestyle

Obviously there will be major economic changes and shifts in power.
Which language should you learn to be prepared for the coming decades? (not going to learn fucking Mandarin)

-Countries clamp down on everything
-All public gatherings banned
-No eating in restaurants
-Schools shut down
-Millions of people can’t go to work
-General awareness; people keeping their distance and washing their hands
-It all works to some degree and the spread slows down

>omg nothing happened because people didn’t die in the streets

These are the same idiots who had to be rescued from their rooftops during Hurricane Katrina, as every other storm from the previous decades was a nothing burger because the flood walls didn’t burst open.

This is essentially what the UK government plans to do.

Underrated af

Heh, nothingburgers are having the last laugh. Happeningfags btfo.

UPDATE AS OF THIS MORNING:

5,085 NEW INFECTED IN NEW YORK
>43 NEW DEATHS
5,085 NEW INFECTED IN NEW YORK
>43 NEW DEATHS
5,085 NEW INFECTED IN NEW YORK
>43 NEW DEATHS
5,085 NEW INFECTED IN NEW YORK
>43 NEW DEATHS
5,085 NEW INFECTED IN NEW YORK
>43 NEW DEATHS
5,085 NEW INFECTED IN NEW YORK
>43 NEW DEATHS

20,875 TOTAL INFECTED; 157 TOTAL DIED

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TRUE WTF IS THIS SHIT

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Based

>THE PANDEMIC IS ACCELERATING
HEALTHWORKERS KEEP GETTING INFECTED
>EVEN DOING THE RIGHT THINGS, IF THE HEALTHWORKERS GET INFECTED, PEOPLE WILL DIE.

Getting ready to bug out and head inna woods.

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obviously you have to order the bugs, leaf

welp

Just man up and buy outside.

You're not wrong. People like that look 40 when they're 30, 60 when they're 45 and 80 when they're 55.

Imagine being upset that less people died today than yesterday

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English. It’s the international radio language and required to know as an officer sailing on ships moving internationally. So just keep on keeping on user.

TEDROS: QUARANTINES COULD HAVE UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES LIKE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT SHORTAGES

Holy shit I use to have a turquoise one

レミリア

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Health workers are going to have to go on a rota based shift pattern.

They need the correct PPE, at this point it looks like a full hazmat suit is what's going to be needed.

>shifts in power
Kikes will always be in charge until they get exterminated.

But I'm not anxious though, I've been quite enjoying myself so far

Shut the fuck up jew, this flu is a huge fucking nothing and happening fags need to go kill themselves for causing people to panic

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>Deaths officially peaked now in Italy
Nothingburger

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Chna would NEVERRRR lie to us

Fucking hell NYC is on the road of becoming Lombardy

worldometers.info/coronavirus/
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

it's another shoah all over again

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>your country is massively infected
This is what I am already assuming. Assmuing a total of 70% will be infected.

So tell me where i'm wrong in my calculations.

Even if i double the lethality because hospitals are overloaded. I end with ~100,000 death in germany, most of them old.

>china has stayed around 80,000 cases for a while now
outstanding work CCP!

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>FUTURE MARKETS
India (-13.48%) Poland (-6.41%) Spain (-5.50%) South Korea (-5.28%) Brazil (-4.86%) Switzerland (-4.90%) Russia (-4.53%) South Africa (-4.45%) United States (-3.43%) Italy (-3.24%) Australia (-2.93%) Singapore (-2.53%) Taiwan (-2.52%) Germany (-2.34%) Hong Kong (-2.02%) United Kingdom (-1.11%) France (-0.30%) Austria (+0.00%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%) China (+0.28%) Japan (+0.69%) Netherlands (+1.12%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-0%) Tokyo (-9%) Beijing (-7%) Wuhan (-4%) New Delhi (-63%) Dubai (-22%) Moscow (-43%) Rome (-40%) Milan (-26%) Berlin (-32%) Munich (-30%) Brussels (-46%) Paris (-43%) Madrid (-12%) Barcelona (-22%) London (-27%) Sao Paulo (-26%) Buenos Aires (-24%) New York (-25%) Washington (-11%) Miami (-13%) Toronto (-15%) Chicago (-17%) Houston (-8%) Mexico City (-43%) Los Angeles (-51%) Seattle (-41%)

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I'm doing great.
>Bought all my supplies in January and February except miscellanious stuff over the past few weeks
>Set up the inflatable pool for the kids so they are not bored
>Everyone is stuck at home due to jobs being closed
>Everything is great except my mother complaining constantly about not being able to work, about having to eat carbs, complaining about having to eat less food, complaining she can't go out
>So pissed about not being able to spend money on bullshit she is bitching at the kids and I've had to shut her down more than once

Makes me wish I left her in Portland to die instead of letting her come live with us last year.

thanks fellow leaf

This is your biggest concern?

HAHAHAHAHA
NOT TEDROS BTFO TRUMP LIKE THAT

>NEW INFECTED
They are not New Infected. New York is just testing more than any other place in the world. They are more like found cases.

shouldve stocked up

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Show one instance were they have found one of these mass graves..

Tokyo Looks to Extend Limits on Large Events Until April 12. IOC has 4 weeks to make decision on Tokyo Olympics; U.S. retailers Gamestop, Best Buy close stores to customers.
>Tokyo Looks to Extend Limits on Large Events Until April 12. IOC has 4 weeks to make decision on Tokyo Olympics; U.S. retailers Gamestop, Best Buy close stores to customers.
Tokyo Looks to Extend Limits on Large Events Until April 12. IOC has 4 weeks to make decision on Tokyo Olympics; U.S. retailers Gamestop, Best Buy close stores to customers.
>Tokyo Looks to Extend Limits on Large Events Until April 12. IOC has 4 weeks to make decision on Tokyo Olympics; U.S. retailers Gamestop, Best Buy close stores to customers.
Tokyo Looks to Extend Limits on Large Events Until April 12. IOC has 4 weeks to make decision on Tokyo Olympics; U.S. retailers Gamestop, Best Buy close stores to customers.

NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I think you actually get the point...

Its a strong flu OKAY

Fuck off back to Facebook you absolute fucking faggot nigger

I'm developing a fetish for Bill Mitchell. I want him to rape me while he tells me that it doesn't hurt, "it's nothing, user."

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deathrate creeping up boys

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NOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY HECKING HAPPENINGORONI. THE VIRUS IS LIKE DARTH VADER AND DOCTORS ARE LIKE LUKE SKYWALKER NOOOO

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>CHINESE VIRUS
Did you mean "USA virus"?

I wanna lick that hot girl's bussy

Well, I don't know then. As far as I know it should be accompanied by fever and coughing. Maybe you're mild or a heart attack or stroke I don't know.

they really do care.

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i think a lot of faggots keep forgetting about coronas long incubation period, like we can expect huge numbers after its incubation period ends.

Italy has already plateau'd, schizos
Other countries will soon follow.
No country will be hit harder than Italy. It's over.
'Happening' never even happened.
You lost. Take your loss like men. Stop these threads.

>bongs are raging homos
not even surprised anymore

How assmad is he right now?

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I know right? These stupid faggots waited till the last minute. What a stupid fucking faggot.

anybody sauce for these screens?

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German only count the direct deaths, if you have another illness you're not counted as a corona victim

we are talking about the chink flu that came from wuhan retard

>Wages increased to $16.10 an hour from $14.00 an hour.
>Boss tells me to start working full time 40 hours instead of part time 20 hours.
>My pay has went from $200 per week to $550+ overnight.
>Government now being pressured to freeze interest, I'll be out of debt.
>May have already developed an immunity to the virus without knowing it.
I unironically love covid-19, its literally fixing all my problems in life.
I'M GROWING STRONGER DAY BY DAY

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The cope

1/3 of all cases recovered, WOOOOOOOOOW
so it's a huge fucking nothing afterall

Remilia a best

youtube.com/watch?v=aJQ5HsXlPTo

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Reminder that you can filter the spamming bugmen.

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Meanwhile in the US...

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coward schizo

Goodness you're angry, people panic because they want to take precautions to save themsleves and the ones they love, you little retard you'd rather everyone stay complacent in the face of disease?

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>May have already developed an immunity to the virus without knowing it

Topkek, he think

This virus is so fucking gay, not even in the top 3

dead cat bounce

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Almost all of them in China.

Your grandmother is a wise woman user, you should listen to her.

"Germany confirms another case of H5N8 bird flu on a farm"

>Bird flu cases have appeared in the four central European countries of Slovakia, Poland, Hungary and the Czech Republic since the end of last year.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

kfgo.com/2020/03/23/germany-confirms-another-case-of-h5n8-bird-flu-on-a-farm/

>>May have already developed an immunity

You're missing option 4:
In Italy, anyone who dies while having COVID-19 is counted as a covid death, regardless of whether they were on deaths door because of something else. In Germany, nobody dies because of corona unless there is no other plausible cause of death, such as from comorbidities.

Just keep an eye on the death rates, Germany is doing no better than others there. Can't fake the final tally of recoveries if they died before they could meet the criteria.

New York State now has 20875 cases while the entire country of France only has 16689. Are you even trying to keep up, Frogfags?

If trump isn't talking about how is going to be actively working putting these slanty eyed bug people in their place after all this is over then i've lost faith in america.

It would be so easy USMC wouldn't even have to do it, they could get pirates from pakistan, even somalia, indonesia or fucking somewhere to make sure that not a single drop of oil reaches mainland china, then countdown until bug people btfo.

>t .juden trying to cause everyone to panic
Let me guess rabbi, you trade stocks?

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meanwhile in Greece... national lockdown just started
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-22/greece-to-impose-lockdown-to-contain-spread-of-coronavirus

どうも、コロナちゃん・・・

Is Murrika kill?

you only started to post about 2-4 days ago, how much are you getting paid? if at all?

They are going to try to stop the lock down the moment the infected seem to go down because we are slaves to our economy... But most likely the real happening is coming within the next two weeks. I pray for my loved ones and all yours anons be safe.

W.H.O. PLAYING TRAILERS OF FOOTBALL PLAYERS INSTEAD OF GIVING UPDATES ABOUT A FUCKING DEADLY VIRUS

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Somehow they have 6 times the deaths though.

Different here: Contract expiring mid of this year, not sure anymore if its going to be extended.
Parents have a small business, expected income for april = 0€.

rip

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>>May have already developed an immunity to the virus without knowing it.
Never thought leafs are this stupid.

Football PSA on how to survive on WHO livestream.

Obesity is a comorbidity, so the US is fucked.

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i hope panicking burgers don't try to storm our borders as their country collapses.
they'll outgun our border guards egregiously

WHY DOES MESSI TALKS LIKE A RETARD
OMG

Gayest fucking virus of the century so far, barely anyones dead

Northeast is fucked. Major metropolitan areas and cities. NYC is turbo fucked because of how the city is set up

Gary is a genius. I see the numbers now, what I can perceive. I have so much to learn. The funniest Joke of our time, maybe in history. Dude is a fucking visionary. Yeah fuck you, I know, I was late. I was stuck in normie land with pleb frens. CLOWN WORLD, HONK HONK! Fuck you Gary, xoxoxoxo

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schitzo posters have been caught with israeli flags many times. just sayin.