Are you an essential worker Yas Forums?

ICU nurse in a major nyc medical center (m) take a fucking guess

Low level temp laborer for fedniggers. We’re deemed “essential” and aren’t being sent home.

Spoiler - we’re not essential. Gooberment just doesn’t want to spend the money on us being at home without having to work

>I work at a news station in Kansas. I got a letter saying I am considered an essential employee.
r u a journo?

Electrician currently setting up a hospital for influx of corona patients. Runnin remporary power to tents and stuff

Construction reporting in. Jobs have been hit with more uncertainty than actual delays. The clarification we are “essential” can only be helpful. Very concerned about smaller subcontractors going under.

Working at a compost site right now. If we go home, firefighters will have to be here 24/7 for the next 6 months because shit will spontaneously combust.

Work in the emergency room of a large hospital. If only you knew how bad it really is

Security at a pharmaceutical plant. Yes, I'm """essential""". Our products are """essential""" to """keep people alive""". We make aspirin and cough drops. We got word that an employee at the plant has the virus, so it may close down. I hope it does.

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no, i technical direct the news shows.

Well tell us some war stories fag.

First laborers, then dywallers/ painters will be out. Brickies and other masonry trades will be fucked. Then capenters. The only ones who will have some work are electricians, plumbers, and hvac. If you’re not an actual skilled trade, youre fucked.

Grocery store night shift. They've closed at night now but I'm still surrounded by idiots at work that don't seem to understand that we shouldn't be going near one another.

Can confirm. Been dispatched on many a call to landfills because of spontaneous combustion. Most of Yas Forums wouldn't believe how toxic, corrosive, and combustible household waste is.

bamp to see how many newfags plebs are unironically proud of their wageslaving

>If only you knew how bad it really is
please elaborate. are you starting to see an influx of coronachan people?

Dairy farmer. Just cos the world is ending doesn't mean the cows dont get milked.

Grad student hospital social work intern. School cancelled all further in person activities. Working from home, aka day drunk and waiting for the inevitable "lol you were exposed to the mushu flu".

Fuck you, neet. How does it feel that you are a drain to man kind? One day, we will travel the stars and you will have done nothing to contribute.

Water operations in New England. I’ll be working until the last of you cockroaches are dead and gone.

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gym instructor or whatever the fuck it's called. The state can keep paying me I don't give a fuck

Supermarket shelf stacker.Last two weeks were kinda crazy with the panic buying.Now we can only have fifty customers inside the store at any given time.Everyone in the city has enough supplies tô stay inside anyway, i think we got some pretty slow days ahead of us.

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Honeypot operator.

I work for a company that makes single-use food containers. We've been deemed "essential" to supply hospitals, nursing homes, and prisons. I'm working from home, but our factories are still open.

It's getting worse, as more customers panic buy, vendors announce shortages, and employees call off due to fear.

IT for Utility company so I'm working from home

>dat flag
Stay being in a sick ghetto, pastanigger

security guard at big tech Company
Everyone is in Homeoffice, yet I have to stay to guard the tech Hardware. i'm literally the last Person to send home rn. My daily work routine is binging the Internet and working on my Bachelor Thesis. Chinese Flu is the best Thing that happened to me regarding work

Environmental construction. We're considered essential although my company has put out a ton of new policies to try and reduce the risk of getting the virus. Really don't want to be out there doing it but money is still money.

Accountant, so it looks like I'll be off work. Yet to hear if work will keep paying me, but there are wage subsidies available at least. The whole country enters a 4-week minimum lockdown at the end of tomorrow. Shit's pretty fucked really.

Ice cream man thats getting fucked out of unemployment.

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Nurse Practitioner, Long Island New york.

We're out of vents and ecmo machines.
despite being airborne, they insist a paper mask is ok which is complete bullshit.

were fucked anons, literally stay home. Most of the patients in ICU are

Taking a break from agricultural research. Had to cease for a while. So now I am stocking shelves temporarily for the duration of the corona event,

Scoop that Rocky Road, goy

Carpenter here. Job was cancelled. In the meantime I’ve picked up some landscaping work. Landscaping is essential for “pest control”

Healthcare, they got me working from home I’ve got nothing to worry about.

Metallurgy engineer. We're switching from a regular Monday-Friday 8-4:30 to two shifts. One shift working Monday through Wednesday and the second working Thursday through Saturday 7am-7:30pm. I actually fucking love this way more. Three days on, four days off.

I went to a hardware store in mid January (Bunnings) and asked for masks. The guy said "we don't have any and can't get any for weeks there is a nationwide shortage". Five minutes later I see a stack of 3M p95s near the front of the store.

That will be $8.44!

CPA, but have been out of work for 6 months trying to see if my passion/hobby could be full time work (it can’t lol) so I told myself I’d start career hunting around march, and the economy took a shit.

I’m currently about to interview for a Target retail job

Sanitation. I clean a factory that produces valves for some shit, so it's an essential business too. Lots of people getting it in the area, but no one I know of.

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Retail should be easy to get right now. At least for grocery. The grocery stores near me are desperate for staff.

I'm an attorney and I recognize a government data gathering op when I see one. Funny how you're targeting political ideology for investigation, like the Church Committee never even happened. How long do you believe you globalists have before it all comes crumbling down?

I work for the city emptying garbage cans and cleaning up litter. The only thing that changed is there’s more Kleenex in the cans. I don’t even get danger pay and all my friends are laid off and living on gibmedats.

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Good luck, I feel for retail and restaurant wagies right now, hope no-one coofs on you. What were you trying to generate income with?

Scientist. We’ve basically shut down drug discovery at this point. 75% are home, others are just maintaining equipment and cell lines.

On a bright note, the virology guys are working like dogs to see if we have any existing compounds that can be effective in treating this shit.

>Ice cream man thats getting fucked out of unemployment.
so if you quite then you dont get unemployment? why not just go to work dude?

This post is disturbing. Any preexisting conditions among those

Car sales/restoration

It’s a tough business, ended up being more of a mechanic than anything and that’s not really what I wanted to do. Business partner was the “head”
mechanic while I did business operations, procurement etc.

This. Read the new england journal publication on aerosol effects of SARS cov-2.

Shit lingers in the air for hours in aerosol form.

We are all fucked!

The way to get unemployment is get fired. Do not quit voluntarily.

Grocery store fag here. Where I am located, my interactions with customers is pretty slim compared to others and I have the distancing when working. I don't do much right now but I got a pay raise to stand around and basically do nothing. I am starting to see kinda a cut off of traffic in the store. I don't know whether it's because people finally got all their TP or people are listening to the warnings. My life is going pretty good so far and I am cashing in on the pandemic. Stay safe, Anons

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>Nurse Practitioner, Long Island New york.
Completely irrelevant to the thread, but are you Jewish? Nurse Practitioner seems to be really attractive to Jews. And yes, Jews do fascinate me.

I work in IT for a telecom, we are considered essential to keep the internets running.

There are many based whites in Long Island you numbskull

>go to work
>find big titty HR lady
>grab big titty and make her grab your crotch
Unemployment check here I come

Grocery department manager. The supply chain is a little wonky but we’re adjusting. Shelves are on average half empty but it seems to be getting better for now. Panic buying is low for now. Still no TP. IN

my industry is. I am not. Im just screwing around working from home while my bosses rage about productivity. Sorry sweaties, Sysco and Sodexo can wait for there item specs. Cant wait for my check from Trump.

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Arab people wanting store clerks to look in the back for items that dont exist is a racist stereotype at this point.

Fucking news fags.... (((You))) are essential to panic and playing on people's feelings for views and clicks for money.

Tradesman here, working at a facility that is trying to come up with a vaccine. The commute coming in was fantastic. It's nice a quiet around here. Only a small fraction of the staff are in the building. This thing isn't as contagious as everyone is making it out to be. It doesn't "float in the air for hours". It is spreading because people are unhygienic. If everyone tries to be a little more of a germophobe and they'll be fine.

Vascular charge nurse.

Not too bad at the moment. They've finally given us more power to discharge patients more quickly, which is very helpful. They seem to be emptying all our wards to prepare for admissions.

Quite a few are off self-isolating, but it's predominently unregistered staff.

Arabs and Indians are the worst. Trying to haggle on prices.

Like, no I’m not giving you a discount on a brand new lawnmower just because you want it cheaper

Greetings fellow IT drone, what is your primary function? I mostly write sql to dump into excel for boomers to pretend to analyze but have some systems analysis b.s. to perform as well.

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> uniform
if you wear a uniform, you probably cant work from home.

Don't do anything where they can argue it was very bad misconduct. Just don't obey in a way that isn't documented (like don't send them an email saying fuck niggers fuck jews I ain't doin what you tell me to do). Make sure the firing is just "performance" related as in you didn't meet standard, that's it.

Sure boss (cough). I'd (hack) be happy (gurgle) to come in today(heave, splat).

Exact same job. It's a strange experience when the store opens in the morning and people quite literally pour in to greet mostly empty shelves. Thankfully we've hired more security and they don't let everyone in at once.

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>This thing isn't as contagious as everyone is making it out to be.
Your idiocy (the normal attitude/low IQ of joe schmo) is exactly why this bioweapon is so effective.

Glazer here
Plenty of work left

>Security for a tech shill

I’m literally getting paid to be on Yas Forums

I work manufacturing. Flexo press making labels for food and shit. The kikes won't let us stop working guaranteed.

>It's getting worse, as more customers panic buy
Its the same retards who call into the complaince hotline twice a month.

Since I lost my job I've been doing uber. I usually make 200-250 in 6-8 hours I made 35 dollars Friday and wasted 20 dollars trying to find riders. I'm filing unemployment. I'm in a large metro area and it's shut down. Too surreal. The entire planet is fucked for the next 2-3 months

Retail wagie at an office supply store here. Got a cough going on five days now; no fever yet. Considering quitting and living with the folks until this blows over since we arent even being given a bump in pay for dealing with a literal pandemic every day

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Geologist. Work from home. I just got back from field work in NY so I probably have this fucking shit. F

Imagine banging that hot, sweaty work-from-home corona-puss.

Industrial Clerk in the food sector

Literally nothing changed, and we're not even producing canned goods or similar.

>I’m literally getting paid to be on Yas Forums
No one really cares. I'm a glownigger, too. Sometimes I think we're the only ones on Yas Forums.

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