/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2443 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/teenager-18-died-coventrys-university-17964139.amp?__twitter_impression=true

>However, chiefs at UHCW have stated that although they had tested positive for the virus, “this was not linked to their reason for dying”.

Meanwhile the entire UK is shitting themselves.

DON'T FUCKING ACCUSE ME OF FEAR MONGERING

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Meanwhile, in Quebec, cops have started downright arresting people because fuck morons.

Nothingburger.
Take your meds, schizos.
Stop making these threads.

ESTONIA 0 DEATHS

4 in ICU, 2 in critical condition

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The most worrying thing is that they know it's worse than the flu and that what they are doing is spreading the virus and endangering others. They just don't care. They just want to have fun. That's just how incredibly selfish they are.

Remimder

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Reminder to filter bugmen spam.

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How are you making these generals 24/7?

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What’s the percentage of recovered with pulmonary fibrosis?

>400 cases in 2 days in florida despite complete lack of testing
>heat map shows entire state is developing symptoms
>state still open for business
>over 70% of FL businesses are classified as essential and will not shut down during shelter-at-home
HAPPENING

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5707 new cases in NY

HAHAH HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO
REPEAT AFTER ME
N O T H I N G
B U R G E R

REMEMBER THE COPE OF NOTHINGBURGERFAGS

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I am not. I take rests sometimes.

Go eat a bat, Chang.
June Fourth, 1989.

>Italy peaked
who cares about pastaland, burgerland is where it's at right now. when the entirety of asia and europe have recovered next week, we will all be watching coronalympics in USA.

and none of those people will get infected... it's a nothingburger unfortunately.

What's his endgame?

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>20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY
20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY
>20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY
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>20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY
20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY
>20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY
20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY
>20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY
20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY
>20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY
20,000 CASES IN NEW YORK CITY

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>OH STEVE YOU'RE FEAR MONGERING
>IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER

NOBODY EVER APOLOGISES

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Most likely never unless more americans start licking toilet seats.

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HAPPENINGFAGS KILLING THEMSELVES
SCHIZOS BTFO
PREPPERS BTFO
INCELS BTFO
NOTHING BURGER
NOTHING BURGER
HAPPENING CANCELLED
AHAHAHAHA
IT'S OVER, SCHIZOS!

Threadly reminder all chink shills will bombard anons with ad hominems, even this post

The issues I have is lack of happening security. Considering that winter is now ending in the northern hemisphere, quarantine measures, and chloroquine, the long term projection looks good (bad).

If I knew that THE happening was upon us, I wouldn't care if it took 1 year just so long as I knew it was going to go down.

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16th of april

Somebody purge the chinamen. Post the copypasta.

>get really sick and go to hospital
>die in the hospital
>test positive for virus that is killing people before and after death
>"it could have been anything really"

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the truth

Take your meds, schizo

ADL needs our help.Donate today.

You're not gunna make it.

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These are the only 4 countries that "escaped" H1N1 and have no cases of Corona so far either.
Say something about them.

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Why do you never add Denmark in the LATEST CHANGES

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You can't kill muslims with a ventilator so...

Just wait until my children come home from Brazil user
No one can hide from coronachan

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He's just profiting off of attracting morons who believe him.

Like a book

facebook dot com slash permalink.php?story_fbid=10159748526438228&id=755688227

It does look pretty grim to experience

Your presumption that it's killing people is based on a presumption that it's killing people.

We might as well all go back to work. How long are we going to be quarantined?

*There are no shortage of bombs*
Obvious foreign propaganda is obvious

>reducing 99% to 98% today
that's commitment to the bait right there ahmed

Too poor/corrupt/stupid to test.

What can you do during the lockdown besides shitpost?

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Today I got a meeting with my boss, I think i'm gonna lose my job. Fuck

あぁん?最近だらしねぇな?

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Which one? The one in the OP is copy-pasted from BNO. The other one is copy-pasted from Worldometers. I don't make changes.

>Amazon doubles overtime pay
That must be decent money for a simple manual labour job. I'd quiet like working the night shift in a factory tbqh.

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Soon after countries start lifting quarantines.

2000 deaths in Spain like wtf. Is it because Spanish are liberals and won’t live off without seeing each other at public gathering?

So what? NY (population- 19M) has tested more people than United Shitdom (65M)

>ITALIANS FUCKING IN THE STREETS LIKE DEGENERATES
>ITALIANS FUCKING IN THE STREETS LIKE DEGENERATES
>ITALIANS FUCKING IN THE STREETS LIKE DEGENERATES
xvideos.com/video54446869/risky_public_sex_in_italian_streets_during_the_coronavirus_quarantine_.._nobody_can_stop_us_fuck_the_rules_fuck_coronavirus_

Digits and she'll give us all the hell we deserve

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are big dick chads going to make it?

>over 100 here in Missouri
>Only 3 deaths
I really hope people are paying attention and staying home, I think we might be able to overcome this

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You can coom, or play vidya.

This is good news. It means more retarded zoomers equals more infections.

Look, we all know you do this posts to provocate, to troll and to harvest (You).

You are fucking retarded. What causes damage is specifically the immune response.

youtube.com/watch?v=BtN-goy9VOY

Old people die of the coronavirus because they're old.

Look for chinks under your bed

hate this faggot but he provides a good/steady flow of info. best to let him rant all day then watch it all on 2x speed and skip through all the trump crying/thanks to the mods/im gonna eat for 30min bullshit

What's a denmark? Isn't that just some province in the greater EU??

>BNO doesn’t report on Denmark

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Western civilization in a nutshell.

>one of the most affected countries is finally flattening the curve
>"BUT THIS OTHER COUNTRY!"

you happening fags are pathetic

but Yas Forums spent so much time describing how absolutely based the zoomers were and fuck their own generation and everyone even potentially wiser than an 18 year old because everything that's 18+ always caters to the 18 year old and his more pornographic interests.

It never dropped 2 days in a row.
Just accept that the curfew is starting to show its effect, doomerfag.

Trudea just said F A M

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 35,230 (459) Spain 33,089 (2,206) Germany 27,289 (115) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 16,689 (674) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 8,547 (118) United Kingdom 5,683 (289) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 3,977 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,541 (9) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (25) Australia 1,717 (7) Brazil 1,620 (25) Canada 1,550 (21) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Denmark 1,450 (24) Israel 1,238 (1) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,165 (1) Japan 1,101 (41) Ireland 906 (4) Pakistan 873 (6) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ecuador 789 (14) Chile 746 (2) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Poland 684 (8) Greece 624 (17) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (5) Singapore 509 (2) Philippines 462 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) India 433 (8) Peru 363 (5) Hong Kong 356 (4) Bahrain 339 (2) Egypt 327 (14) Mexico 316 (2) Panama 313 (3) Croatia 306 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+9) United States +1,684 (+40) Spain +4,321 (+434) Germany +2,416 (+21) Iran +1,411 (+127) South Korea +64 (+7) Switzerland +1,073 (+20) United Kingdom (+8) Netherlands +545 (+34) Austria +395 (+5) Belgium +342 (+13) Norway +156 (+2) Portugal +460 (+9) Sweden +112 (+4) Canada +80 (+1) Malaysia +212 (+4) Denmark +55 (+11) Pakistan +97 (+1) Chile +114 (+1) Poland +50 (+1) Greece (+2) Indonesia +65 (+1) Romania +143 (+2) Philippines +82 (+8) Slovenia +28 (+1) India +37 (+1) Iraq +33 (+3) Colombia +4 (+1) Hungary +36 (+1) Macedonia +21 (+1) Albania +15 (+2) Nigeria +6 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Puerto Rico +8 (+1) Montenegro +1 (+1) Zimbabwe (+1) Gambia +1 (+1) France +671 Australia +108 Brazil +74 Israel +167 Czech Republic +45 Thailand +122 Finland +74 Iceland +20 Saudi Arabia +51 Singapore +54 Russia +71 South Africa +128 Hong Kong +38…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>that fucking pic
he's getting so close

Fucking kek
Reminder to practice your shillspotting bingo

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see

wow
zoomers DO think it's a mother fucking game
we're fucked

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nurse.. i require brapp to mouth...

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take the anprim pill before its too late

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He has a pure and simple motivation
Gibs

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>liberals
jesus fucking christ you kids are dumb. it's a culture thing. spanish people live with their families their entire lives, sure you might live on your own but you're always in close contact with your family. liberals of today want to kill the family unit. and stop shitting on the streets you fucking nigger.

Reminder that people are this retarded

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digits for jannies get it next
stop them for doing everything for free

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I work psychiatry, I can tell from their looks and their behavior that those people have some sort of mental defect. And as is common with such people, they likely don't shower and stink to high hell and they're probably spreading the virus. It''ll undoubtedly require violence to stop them too.

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I am pretty sure one could find a painful and hilarious way to kill Muslims with ventilators if one applies itself to the task diligently.

How many (You)s for a roll of two-ply?

Except if you look at my graph, it has dropped 2 days in a row before. Besides, the numbers haven't even been confirmed yet.

Sierra Leone was Ebola central. Ebolachan still holds the high score there.

California and Florida need to do a China and weld everyone's doors. This is why you have a National Guard. Get to work before everyone gets fucked.

>bitching about a collapse
Get the fuck out of here

Checked. hh

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Brainlet-tier take desu

ur thinking is so different from mine. May be u grew up with family. I am orphan. I don’t have any connection.

Screen capped so everyone will see what a lying soulless dog eater you are Chang

Oh man that is not good.
I wish you all the best user, stay safe and stay inside!!!!

almost 800 deaths already today with
>most of us still to report
>most if UK still to report
>Italy still to report
>France still to report
Damn.

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Keep coping user, curfew means less cases, less cases means less deaths.
Happening cancelled.

I am sorry such subhuman scum lives near you user, I hope they fucking die or infect their idiot families

>two-ply
is this what the memevirus has reduced you to?

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MORE

>We went into a crowd of retards and found the young people there were retards.
A surprise to be sure.

Seeing what the Italian doctors and nurses have to go through (and considering that my gf are half of my friends are medical personnel as well and will probably have to go through the same shit soon) I have come to realisation that medical personnal are literally the most valuable members of the human society and I feel like i should KYS myself for being a worthless trashbag and waste of air.

>tl;dr - medical personnel take all my energy AAAAAAARHHHHH

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lol. you have the internet now, you can educate yourself on any subject you want, use it nigger.

Gonna take the Russian anime poster's anal virginity

As a zoomer, fuck these people. I hope coronachan kills every last one of them.

>lack of reading comprehension
Kill yourself Chav

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>uh yeah the curve looks like that, but Germany and Italy had fewer numbers than yesterday, so the happening is pretty much over already

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>CORONAVIRUS DEATH TOLL IN WORST-AFFECTED ITALIAN REGION LOMBARDY RISES BY AROUND 320 IN PAST 24 HOURS TO MORE THAN 3,770 - SOURCE

twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1242108888025042945?s=20

Would that make the country about 500-600 today?

Looks to be over.

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That's a 33% increase, quite significant.

half a million infected and 20000 dead by Friday looks like an underestimate.
a lot of 3rd world countries now well into 3 digits confirmed cases so who knows what their true numbers are.

Can some artfag put Corona-Chan in this uniform? Preferably the long tie, not the short one please.

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NOOO NOT THE HECKIN CUNNIERINOS

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/22/us/georgia-coronavirus-girl-hospitalized/index.html

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR NOW CORONACHAN

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epic goiym sacrifice

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So happening over? Seems like this was nothing from the start. Never even had a lockdown here in Houston TX. Everyone still doing everything normal except the gay rodeo.

>reeee me no like collapse
Like I said get to fuck, you boomer mutt

Also to put this into context I study War and Peace studies at the university so I will probably end up working at a embassy or as an analyst for military, government or some corporate entity.

Why are Italians much more likeable than Spanish people?

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They fucking died regardless, that's the problem you fucking retards can't see.
It is killing countless people with minor health ailments.

Hope the Chinese are getting it at least as badly as we are.

>NYC has more cases than the whole of France
>Will likely have more cases than Iran tomorrow and more than Germany the day after
HOW
It's one city.

>We collected responses from an island full of retards and found that they were retarded
Well fucking cheerio pip who fucking cares about island hick opinions now? Guess you're not used to being a part of the U.S., but since you are now here's the low-down -- I, and everyone here, including and especially the president, don't give a fuck about you. Fuck off Britzoomer cunts.

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>testing kits are being donated in the thousands to my country
>still undertesting and even testing the politicians first BY THEIR DEMAND
Can Spain and Brazil top this stupidity?

not really. we could have stopped this if those retards had taken it seriously.

Project Zyphr is scary, guys.

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Poland 26th Feb
19 year Old rushed into ICU and dies of sudden lung failure
>lungs were dramatically damaged
Doctor blames it on smoking e-cigs

That is before 1st case was officially announced in Poland

se.pl/bialystok/lomza-19-latek-zmarl-bo-palil-e-papierosy-pluca-byly-dramatycznie-uszkodzone-aa-WVmc-XYL5-J977.html

Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=2514

Is this a recent development? The whatsapp audio files said that children are carriers but don't die from the disease.

pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1
files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4

Did it mutate or what?

>in only one region

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I saw your local government tell you to be good boys, why aren't you listening?

Macacos for sure can

I mean he's a little off base but they will probably use this as an excuse to chip us.

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Wait two more weeks.

Wasn't this happening in the US all last year?

>Well fucking cheerio pip who fucking cares about island hick opinions now? Guess you're not used to being a part of the U.S., but since you are now here's the low-down -- I, and everyone here, including and especially the president, don't give a fuck about you. Fuck off Britzoomer cunts.
What possess trumpennigger boomer mutts to speak like this?

That would explain a lot actually.

Ok. He's saying Lombardy regions numbers are waaay lower, and the other regions too

>american comebacks

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Learn English, Paki. It'd be nice for the actual leftover white Englishman who ends up having to finally deal with your ass getting to hear a solid "fuck you" before you get tribunaled.

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bingo, getting closer

There's a fucking shit load of people there, Hanz.

Defend this, britbongs

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Hahaha get rekt cunny posters

Who would have thought total economic lockdown would reduce the number of new cases. It's almost like they planned this in advance

So many backwards hats

this, but unironically

Happening over.

comparing the numbers of Italy and Germany and possible explanations:
1. Germany is not reporting deaths on a huge scale. (tinfoil-hat)
2. Italians are killed by the virus and germans are mystically immune.
3. Italy has in fact much more infected poeple than the reported 50,000-60,000

I think 3 is correct here, and even in Germany there are much mor infected than tested. I personally know 3 people with symptomes (fever,cough, lose of smell) which have not been tested...
A doctor I know told me they are rejecting people even with symptomes.

80mio germans
70% infected =>56mio infected
0.1% deathrate => 56,000 deaths in germany

compared to flu 2017: 28,000 deads in germany

sorry happeningfags

ITS A NOTHINGBURGER ANS ITS JUST A FLU

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This dog shit civilization is collapsing

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I mean I use a bidet, but all the retards in my city have hoarded it to the point where I could legit use it as currency

Whats happens after corona-chan?
New Marshall plan or war against China?

What, teens having their lungs damaged by vaping?