I have no money to eat. HELP!

Buy some kneepads, I’ll see you in my office after 5

Get arrested. 3 square meals a day in person.

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What's this? Your socialist country has failed you?

*Laughs in surplus of emergency food collected over the years*

Don't your country have some social social program for those lost employment? You pay taxes for that right?

Checked keked and absoluty based

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i'm dekiked from the system as much as possible - i cash my paychecks for free at employers bank and pay bills in person with cash

How many people will die in the coming civil war(s) and/or world war?

checked best advice

Its painful having to share a country with you

Ill send you money but first you must post again in the thread

You are literally surrounded by the Mediteranian Sea. Go fish.

And this is how the looting starts.

hey guys i need money for blackmarket viagra so i can impregnate my all white plow sow during the lockfown

send b t c here:
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Rhis how the zombie apocalypse start, all because some wop decided he's gotta have meatballs for his pasta.

One post, boys. Fake and gay.
In all fields.

You were warned and you didn't fucking listen.

I just sent you 200 euros, enjoy.

Join the mafia or something

Idiot

Begging is an outside activity
You are not suppose to do outside activities
Reported to Carabinieri for begging

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Hey guys I’m broke to waaahahah send me money

kill yourself

Shoulda prepped fagit

based reply

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you're spot on

You first. Learn to plan ahead. Oh yeah, and rent is due now. I will be evicting every single one of my tenants on the second of April if rent is not paid - IN FULL.

Go rob some nigerians you fucking faggot homosexual.

Are you upset because I am helping a fellow human? That's pretty pathetic user, all human beans deserve to eat

There are some guys on Chaturbate shoving various plastic objects into various holes for 20$ a pop, I'm told.

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How long before Universal Basic Income or riots & looting food?

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Sent you $500

Sent ;)

I hope all you pasta niggers die so we can annex what is rightfully our clay

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

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>hunt or fish
This, stop being a faggot, OP.

Try eating food. Eating money is overrated.

>he doesn't have a big fat stash of money hidden in his mattress for shit like this
You have only yourself to blame.

I'd suck a fuckin dick for money at this point
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Give a man a fish, he will have fish for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will have fish for a lifetime. You kiddos are too lazy to figure it out. Pay your rent.

Not if you don’t have a fucking eviction order you won’t. Good luck finding a civil court still open right now.

>find a job

your first two suggestions make sense. the last one is autistic.

Nice try faggot

Sent you 6 hundred bucks, friend.

>posting your PayPal on Yas Forums
is this.. the way to great fortune boys?

I’ll rip your little punk ass out with my bare hands. It’s MY property.

> has bitcoin wallet
> doesn't have money for food

sure bud. poor people don't even fuck with crypto

Go to a fucking soup kitchen. You're poor now, start thinking like a poor. You can always dumpster dive too.

go get a job. seriously so many people hiring you are being fucking lazy. file unemployment yesterday. pay important utilities like electricity and make deals with your landlord. if you have made your payments on time for over a year, nobody is gonna give you a shit except for maybe the shitty cable company. but important stuff, people understand right now.

if you stress yourself out you will weaken your immune and make yourself miserable. just quit being lazy and grab life by the fucking balls. EVERYONE is getting fucked somehow, all you gotta do is not give up looking for your next opt.

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>tfw essential so dont get 2 week vacation
Its bullshit though my job is fucking stupid

>not using segwit address
why?
gee thanks canada

You are the the faggot who comes into a store fully suited up hogging all the resources right now.

You are first to die you selfish fuck.

How about I give you my dick and teach you how to have a good time?

Stop being a fag and figure out how to work. You still have internet and are able bodied. Stop asking for gibs. I feel like there is a word people will call you here, I can't remember what it is.

Is this bait, or do you actually believe this?

you are idiot and you are fucked. the court isnt going to help you. people cant even get a drivers license right now.

the world doesnt give a fuck about your stupid tenants who dont have to pay you. sorry kid.

You won’t have a place to live on April second. You can sleep on the street and learn what it’s like to have consequences. Too many kids have it easy. They can learn a thing or two from a few years on cold concrete. Not my problem. Shouldn’t have been lazy.

>gabriele
Do you have tits and a pretty face?

Pigeon, the other white meat

Sell stuff. I grew up with no money and had to learn how to survive very young. Offer services, help moving things, walk dogs, etc etc cook for people, read to people, etc etc. Try harder. We did.

You’ll pay your rent or I’ll kick you out with my bare hands Mark my words

Not such a nothingburger anymore huh?

It stops becoming "your" property in the sense you can do anything you want with it the minute you rent it to someone.

>people cant even get a drivers license right now.
>tfw drivers license stole and passport lost
I can't even buy booze now I look so young.

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You shouldn't reproduce if you need viagra

Then you get turbo sued into bankruptcy later and lose everything and end up on the street yourself (nice little karmic justice, though). Your choice.

Also fuck you too. God I hate other Americans. Greedy fuckers with 2nd grade planning/thinking. EVERYTHING IS FUCKED. You only feel powerful because your fast food job of serving fries has some job security for once...

love to see the law on yourside. you clearly arent a property owner. you would know how eviction works.

Literally, nobody cares what happened in the past, or what you did. This particular time frame is different from yours, circumstances are different from yours, in fact the entire nation is different from yours because you destroyed it and made it a shithole in every possible way. Hang boomers now.

Let him attack you, then sue the shit out of him. Put a lien on all his property. Landlords have money and are great targets for lawsuits.

Put Salvini back in power first.

Police ain’t gonna show up! I’ll drag your little faggot ass out by your neck and beat you within an inch of your life for squatting on my property you little shit. Pay up or move out.

Even though I’m shilling my BTC wallet here OP, do what I did and sell some of your belongings, or get craft and try making coupons if you’re some kind of small business that can be redeemed after this shitshow.

Being unironically trapped inside because you’re afraid to get old people deathly hill becomes madenning if you’re running low on food. Good luck.

e-beggers are done for user. im sorry. death will be a sweet release from this hell.

show me your fridge faggot and i might consider it

You're going to get sued and lose every single asset you have. I actually support that because i profit off it.

No refunds

>I won't receive my paycheck next week. I don't how the fuck I am supposed to survive. I need your help.

Bernie will give it to you. He has a new house agian for bowing out of the race.

I'm not surprised that Bernie can be bought. I am shocked though by just how little he can be bought for.

>has internet
>cannot afford a bag of rice

I don't even care about the job conversation, I'm just here to laugh at how obvious it is that no one irl likes you, cancerous boomer.
Catch corona and expire.

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they'll probably just shoot you and no one will notice until you start rotting because of all the chaos

This is the time where you hit the “break in case of emergency” glass. I hear in italia, they keep spaghetti inside

Also, unironically, neck yourself. Begging for food is the lowest of the low. Go fucking club a squirrel or something my god

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>You only feel powerful because your fast food job of serving fries has some job security for once...
??????

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I’m sitting pretty in my underground bunker you punk motherfucker. Come and try me. You still owe rent ya little scumbag bitch. You owe it NOW, NOT LATER. Got it?

Just let in more migrants, diversity fixes everything

I am also poor and out of a job. How can I into online prostittution

Coom and eat it