Brit/pol/ - wholesome ducks edition

>Coronavirus postpones London Pride
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52001388

>Government sets out plans to enforce closure of businesses and other venues
gov.uk/government/news/government-sets-out-plans-to-enforce-closure-of-businesses-and-other-venues--2

>NHS workers given round of applause and flowers by Tesco staff
news.yahoo.com/nhs-workers-given-round-applause-200006320.html?

>Army called in to help organise food deliveries to homes as up to 1.5MILLION people at highest risk to coronavirus are sent letters telling them to stay in their homes for THREE MONTHS
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8139469/Army-help-food-deliveries-1-5MILLION-people-told-stay-homes-THREE-MONTHS.html

>Coronavirus: Rail franchise agreements suspended to avoid company collapses
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-rail-franchise-agreements-suspended-to-avoid-company-collapses-11962186

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/uk/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for queen

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help

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why do they think you're fucked in particular?

Reminder that eddie is a nonce

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hmm. who knew autism was on the risk list?

It's literally just a cold lmao

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third for no olives, just duck

fit
sainos was absolutely barren just now lads. genuinely a little concerning for the first time. i spose it's just cause it's a m-monday r-right guys

oi oi gonna need you to hand over the internet ration mate

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Hello lads, how are we?

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>i-it's just a flu
the strain we have in the UK is around 700x as deadly as the average strain of influenza. it's 35x as deadly as the spanish flu that killed 100 million in 1918. it's also nearly 7x as deadly as SARS and twice as deadly as MERS. to top it off, it spreads faster that measles and it can hang around on surfaces for weeks.

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nearly as fucked as you lot

Extra internet loicense when

>>NHS workers given round of applause and flowers by Tesco staff
this is so gay, in france we have the same thing

who invented alcohol?

what's your condition?

On the Express pages

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incelism

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It's not a cold. It's a cough. A cold is in your nose. Sneezing and not.

i don't get it

having to go to the local corner shop to top up internet rations when

I'm meant to go into hospital to have my ear, which has been bleeding, looked at.
A bleeding ear and it's taken three months before they can see me
They called me up today, I thought they were going to cancel it, instead they've changed it to a phone appointment. I said to them "How's he going to look at it down the phone?"
*sigh*

Good and bad news, lads

First the good
As of now I am paid 80% buy our socialist state.

Now the bad.
You get more Karen everyday.

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fuck off with your hurty ear you dumb cunt some people have proper problems

I take Azathioprine (Immunosuppressant) for ulcerative colitis, worked great for 5 years.

>Coronavirus lockdown
Here's some events you can attend to spread it

it's a combination of SARS and AIDS. you can't gain any immunity to it and it keeps reinfecting you until you die.

It is believed to be farmers.

get in lad, join the tinnie team

He has moved on from setting fire to bins

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Wumin can't in to sense or politics

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faggot why don't you top yourself

based Express then. fuck the lockdown

are you larping or what. farmers?

Please be well lad

disgusting

>UK police hate this one little trick

lol another hurty ear mong or is it an ingrowing toenail

Those are merely the most pessimistic estimates.

We just don't know yet, assume the worst. We will see what happens when all western medical institutions run out of hospital beds, manpower and medicine. Then we will see what occurs.

>colitis
Does that cause death because you might want to stop taking the immune suppressant and grin and bear it.

So, how did he look at it down the phone?

Just got so la. Less people in the shops when the normies are working, I'm liking this already. Cheers.

Anpn, just wash your hands for longer

Absolute LAD

Free /ourlad/!

The earliest evidence of brewing is associated with farmers.

Went on a hunt to buy eggs today, came home with a 6 pack of posh Tory eggs from Tesco and an 18 pack from Farmfoods. First time I've been able to snag some all week, an absolute piss take.

Also going outside as a yoof is fucking awful right now even just for essentials. The boomers look at you like you're committing some mortal sin and are somehow more contagious than anyone else.

Imagine growing up with your parents telling you a real-doll is your sister.

based and duckpilled

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pish yersel

>SENSELESS ACT Vandals puncture tyres on SIX ambulances as the NHS is pushed to its limit during coronavirus outbreak
>"Senseless"
No this was very INTENTIONAL
seething remainers, who want boomer casualties to increase.
> thesun.co.uk/news/11231278/ambulances-tyres-punctured-vandals-coronavirus/


Same type of scum that were intentionally starting the fires in Australia.

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Thanks. Hope you Ital- anons make it too.

alex salmond found not guilty lads

order-order.com/2020/03/23/salmond-acquitted-14-charges/

whoaaa who is this slavic Jabba the Hut ?

chronic public masturbation for me

youtube.com/watch?v=EiUcY4dECqA

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Where can I go to see this comfy England? I don’t want that slimy, nasty shit I’ve seen in a London.

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youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU

Coof on them. They’re the at risk group, they should stay at home. Simple as

RIP

Looks like the police are going to weld us into our homes until we starve to death then.

Time to go off grid and survive. Nice knowing you fellow bongs, hope you live. Keep some bolt cutters handy and a crow bar eh? Maybe a battering ram if you need to smash your welded front door down and leg it.

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Making booze is a very old tradition. Saying exactly who invented is really like asking where are some of the best earliest archeological sites.

Based remainers

try the 19th century

>brit/pol/

The Cotsworlds. Wales, Cornwall and Devon...

...

Is that Pajeet jew alliance, against goyim?

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look at the death rate and compare it against other outbreaks. this virus is going to kill a minimum of 40 million people in the UK alone. we're probably looking at 2 billion dead worldwide going by the CFR outside of china.
worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/uk/

Dorset and anywhere west of it.

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going to London to get the coronavirus lads

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Larppilled and faggoty

well fuck. whereabouts in the world though?

Norfolk, you'll fit right in with all the locals

Netflix and Disney+ are going to throttle bandwith in Europe. Just goes to show how shit internet is in our pwrt of the world.

The jew thinks he can use the brahmin to help oppress white dalits, while the brahmin wants power and wealth to one day replace the jews as being in control

He is guilty of not fucking roasties, as all they are in politics for is to use pussy for the gain

It's called Hin-Jew-ism

what are you trying to say spastic?
their activism is based
what have you done? (shit posting on Yas Forums doesnt count)
>referring to Beatrice as a doll
you sound like the seething remainer.

>Colchester

nonce alert

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RORY

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aren't they like 14?

How is Birmingham? Are all the stores along the Stratford Road closed?

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is that all it's bin fire that afraid you and makes you xenophobic fren ?

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No offence but you sound like a beta orbiter that emails her, thinking that she doesn't view you as a desperate nutter

I was supposed to start taking them but never did. I just live without eating any gluten, potatoes, beans, pulses hot spices and green veg instead. Feel fucking great most of the time and only have a severe bleed every now and again.

noice pasta but looks a lot like the Grand Union Canal by Tiverton.
it isnt though. would post a pic I have on my machine but the fuckwit will sperge the out like a tard again out.

>the spook vs the jew

the jews really have won, haven't they?

>>referring to Beatrice as a doll
no but seriously, idk who it is but it looks like its made of wax

who's the first chica?