/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2442 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

► Detected: 353,455 (+16,025) ► Died: 15,415 (+777)

~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 3085 deaths ~~~
archive.is/DwG7X

>NEWS
Trump no longer skeptic: "There's never been anything like this"
youtu.be/2HotAd5fC8U

Pakistan's Punjab, Sindh, KP and Balochistan on lockdown, 205 million
archive.is/cv67B

Trump no longer denies severity: "horrible", "unthinkable", "vicious"
youtu.be/2HotAd5fC8U

12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
archive.is/pLAaL

18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

>RESEARCH
Survivors will be immunocompromised
archive.is/2EQ6x

Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
archive.is/CI9sO

Virus spreads through pipes
archive.is/dTtfj

Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
archive.is/OYnJ0

>REMINDER
Spain only testing high risk cases
archive.is/Z1ark

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

New Jersey under lockdown and curfew, 8 million
archive.is/pyPxz

Illinois to enter "shelter in place" lockdown, 12 million people
archive.is/a2oB1

DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
12:22: 460 new cases and 9 new deaths in Portugal.
11:15: 143 new cases and 1 new death in Romania.
11:12: 510 new cases and 9 new deaths in Switzerland.
11:03: 61 new cases and 1 new death in Germany.
10:47: 4,321 new cases and 410 new deaths in Spain. Compared to yesterday’s update at the same time, there were 4,517 new cases and 462 new deaths.
10:08: 342 new cases and 13 new deaths in Belgium.
10:05: 4 new deaths in Germany.

>MORE
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If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 we will get Trumpbuxx today.

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100K DEATHS WHEN?

SLEEP NIGGA SLEEP

Not gonna lie, this "happening" is fucking boring.
It's spreading extremely slow and normies don't give a single shit about it and keep going outside. If normies aren't scared, it's not happening.

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This Friday.

in 1 to 2 weeks

deaths checked

>it's spreading extremely slowly

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IF I GET CORONA

so... like reverse tax?

long ago

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If ITALY numbers are lower again then it's over. Not happening

Take as much as you want you'll be aight mate.

>global pandemic
>global economic collapse
world war 3 is next

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FUCK OFF WUMAO NIGGERS
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Why did you reply to me? I'm agreeing with you

>come back to country from Italy two weeks ago
>had coofing, difficulty breathing and chest pain ever since
>go out everyday with my two doggerinos to the most circulated parks in my town every day, because I am legally allowed to
>touch anything I can without looking suspicious
Get rekt, niggers

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ah-bloo-bloo

Why do whites make this face?

God, I want to fuck an F-22

That's the question on everyone's minds. It's either sheer incompetence, stubbornness at trying to enforce the more "traditional" work culture that Mr. CEO likes (having everyone come to work and working as a team in person), or that they don't trust their employees to do their job effectively from home. It's likely a mixture of the three. I can see what I can get away with, but I've already brought up my situation to two supervisors who both say they are in the same boat I am, waiting on word from higher up before remote work becomes a possibility.

Cannot believe you idiots are still here for this shit. I’ve been following since January and nothing has happened yet. When will you all just admit You were wrong?

Who /comfy/ here?

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based accelerationist

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Megadose that shit.

>no vitamin K
never gonna make it

Latina (Rome) : tries to block a man who escaped quarantine, beaten to death

>Latina (Rome) : tries to block a man who escaped quarantine, beaten to death

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Yes, to you. The fact that you see “spike” tells nothing. If you would test everyone since the beginning of the outbreak it would not look that dramatic

>government don't report the actual numbers
>people therefore think its a big old nothing burger
>they go about their business only to get infected
>when they try to get help they either get told it's a nothingburger or they get put in forced isolation where they wont be able to contact anyone
>eventually die

Hans. Your country is killing your people and no one is going to help you when the shit hits the fan. Just know that the entire world is laughing at you. You are so fucking incompetent as a people. Truly, all the good germans died in ww2 and there's only pansies and jews left.

Good riddance.

I saw this last night and it made me chuckle. A Corona-chan edit might be good?

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+40k cases a day and only ~1.2k dying isn't good enough to scare the normalfags. I hope it becomes really bad and it might change the behaviour of the zoomers and normalfags, but if this keeps going at this rate, nothing will change and zoomers will go back to licking toilet seats for attention.

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I'm not im still at work. Hopefully more kikes die though

They will be. Italy has peaked now. In about 3 weeks all other countries will follow and probably be nowhere near as bad as Italy was anyway. Happening officially cancelled.

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Teaching myself to be better at cooking and watching the numbers go up brings joy to my days.

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very based

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ah-bloo-bloo

And then you lift the lockdowns, and it begins all over again.

Did they give the national guard the vaccine because they're wearing literally zero protection

What a fag, go back to bathing yourself in cow dung

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 35,121 (458) Spain 33,089 (2,206) Germany 27,181 (113) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 16,689 (674) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 8,547 (118) United Kingdom 5,683 (289) Netherlands 4,749 (213) Austria 3,924 (21) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,538 (9) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 2,046 (25) Australia 1,717 (7) Brazil 1,620 (25) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Canada 1,472 (20) Denmark 1,450 (24) Israel 1,238 (1) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,165 (1) Japan 1,101 (41) Ireland 906 (4) Pakistan 873 (6) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ecuador 789 (14) Chile 746 (2) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Poland 684 (8) Greece 624 (17) Iceland 588 (1) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (5) Singapore 509 (2) Philippines 462 (33) Slovenia 442 (3) Russia 438 (1) India 433 (8) Peru 363 (5) Hong Kong 356 (4) Bahrain 339 (2) Egypt 327 (14) Mexico 316 (2) Panama 313 (3) Croatia 306 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+9) United States +1,575 (+39) Spain +4,321 (+434) Germany +2,308 (+19) Iran +1,411 (+127) South Korea +64 (+7) Switzerland +1,073 (+20) United Kingdom (+8) Netherlands +545 (+34) Austria +342 (+5) Belgium +342 (+13) Norway +153 (+2) Portugal +460 (+9) Sweden +112 (+4) Malaysia +212 (+4) Denmark +55 (+11) Pakistan +97 (+1) Chile +114 (+1) Poland +50 (+1) Greece (+2) Indonesia +65 (+1) Romania +143 (+2) Philippines +82 (+8) Slovenia +28 (+1) India +37 (+1) Iraq +33 (+3) Colombia +4 (+1) Hungary +36 (+1) Macedonia +21 (+1) Albania +15 (+2) Nigeria +6 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Puerto Rico +8 (+1) Montenegro +1 (+1) Zimbabwe (+1) Gambia +1 (+1) France +671 Australia +108 Brazil +74 Canada +2 Israel +167 Czech Republic +45 Thailand +122 Finland +74 Iceland +20 Saudi Arabia +51 Singapore +54 Russia +71 South Africa +128 Hong Kong +38…

>FULL LISTS
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You know, now that I know it's good enough to risk destroying humanity for, I kind of want to try bat soup.

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>99 deaths nyc
PLEASE BE KIKES PLEASE BE KIKES PLEASE BE KIKES PLEASE BE KIKES PLEASE BE KIKES PLEASE BE KIKES PLEASE BE KIKES PLEASE BE KIKES PLEASE BE KIKES PLEASE BE KIKES

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Why is grorious Nippon so much better than everyone else?

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The only way you could believe what you're saying is if you're being paid or persuaded to say it.
I'm sad for you.

With the current estimate of 88% dying with corona, that puts deaths in germany at around 900, which is still much lower than Spain who have a similar amount of infected.

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America is going to hell. Especially New York

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It's a kraut
Linguistic subtlety is a foreign concept

>if normies aren't scared, it's not happening

That's what the normies thought when I was loading up on July Amazon puts for 37 cents before the market crash.

nurse... i need some air...

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There's nowhere near enough masks and gloves to give to the NG, there's not even enough for medical workers. Medical workers are already forced to re-use what are supposed to be one-time-use masks.

Also 3M is in the middle of a big lawsuit for sending the military defective masks and respirators lol

Lockdowns will be slowly eased and the numbers infected will remain steady be handled fine by health systems.

This ''happening'' is literally just going to be months of slowly getting back to normal now.

Lack of diversity, culture of cleanliness.

zombi

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reported you to the police, retarded gypsy

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Lucia bose was really popular on Italy?

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So basically it's because they have no filthy kikes.

nurse braappenstein

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Anyone britoids get their universal neet pennies yet?

What episode is this from?

Here, playing Mahjong

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It's about time they removed the random "116" recovered.

It seemed like bullshit to me. There was a random dot in the midwest that showed no active cases + 116 recoveries. First thought was arcgis grouped together all recoveries for the whole country into one dot.. but why would they do that instead of telling us where the people recovered?

you need to be white to understand why we want to purge half white countries. suffering a lot in hands of shitskins make you want to purge this entire world.

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This is what zoomers do while you pray for the happening that will never come.

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if youre a male, 7k is more than you need but it doesnt matter. you could take 20k or more if you wanted

>entire west is collapsing
>economies falling apart
>nothingburgers think this is a conspiracy to inconvenience their rights for some reason

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>Trump no longer skeptic: "There's never been anything like this"
>Shuts down border a MOPNTH AND A HALF AGO while the media screeeeem RAAACIST!
Where the fuck have you been?
OP is confirmed NIGGER!

Should I just move to Japan or South Korea to skip all this pandemonium?

Does the USA report cases by state throughout the day or what? When do you guys post all numbers for the day?

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play surviv io bro

yeah 15m fewer active sim cards means 15m deaths. you retard.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Give me all of the HAPPENING news about the Netherlands.

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Its from their bible of passive-aggression called The Office (mutt edition)

fuente we?

>Died: 15,415
>#2442

>1 NEW THREAD = 6 MORE DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 6 MORE DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 6 MORE DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 6 MORE DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 6 MORE DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 6 MORE DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 6 MORE DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 6 MORE DEAD
>1 NEW THREAD = 6 MORE DEAD
1 NEW THREAD = 6 MORE DEAD

Keep in mind: it was "1 new thread = 3 more dead" just last Monday.
Keep in mind: it took us 3 MONTHS to get to 3 dead per thread. THIS NUMBER DOUBLED IN JUST ONE WEEK.
This train truly has no brakes.

WHERES THE MONEY

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Where are devastating red pill bombs about situation in China?

What the fuck is wrong with you people? I found this thing and the idea that someone will masturbate to this sends me into uncontrollable fits of laughter.

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he means there's nothing like this in history

Nah, I'm playing Mahjong on Judgement cause I wanna 100%

It's how we call you nigger, bitch.

>tfw got two bottles of d + k2
liquid is best

I didn't know her until now.

i have only ever seen random episodes, can't help you out bro.

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Why did I get PSVR instead of PCVR, I'm such a retard

Bro we don't have shit like that here. Looks more like Afghanistan circa 2005.

as comfy as one gets user

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Ok,Thanks

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We really need to ramp up our thread numbers

Imagine living in the middle of Florida and not having any guns because the government took away your "right" to own them and you weren't manly enough to buy them anyway. Not gonna make it.

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Italy's numbers will be very key today, we will finally be able to see if they peaked on 03/21 or if yesterday was just a single-day anomaly in decreased number of new cases (assuming they are still testing en masse).

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How many hedonist consoomer degenerates do you think will be culled?

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It's spread out state-by-state. Most are usually done by 7pm EST. New York has been reporting around Noon EST.

checked

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Nah, gonna have to ask for em next month or so when studentbux end
Get autiebux each month anyway so not too stressed yet

super comfy here with my funtime oxy maskTM
It only costs me 30 grand a day to live

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big asses make me hungry, like i want sex nao and food too. don't know why.

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mmm sluuuurp

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The filthy fucking chinks are wiping their goddamned corona boogers all over everything.
Nobody is shooting them yet.
Why not?

twitter.com/PagliacciDorati/status/1241949429726195713

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Deaths will come faster and faster just like cases.

100k will be in like 3 weeks maybe a month unless our action slow spread.

Perhaps it means 1 million deaths

Can I get a nothingburger with a side of oil crash and an extra large stock market meltdown please

Like the 3 weeks of lockdown in Italy ?

>It's spreading extremely slow
More like it can take an extremely long time for symptoms to show

Will USA use this as excuse to military attack china?

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but where did they all go bro?
>they didn't pay the bill
don't phone companies give you 3 months of being overdue before the cut the plan? isn't a plan in china $15?

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Is there a State without any confirmed cases?
Today fell the last Chilean region without cases.

Statistically speaking my chances of getting a qt army gf have increaced

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It's funny how you fags keep pushing for the narrative that China made the virus. This is a virus made by the United States. Period. Every single credible media outlet (like the CCP and Iran) are saying so.

LET'S GO EXPONENTIAL MASS

every last one of them

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Every state and territory of the US have multiple confirmed cases.

100k dead in 3 weeks confirmed

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8142005/Being-obese-raises-coronavirus-risk-Medics-warn-patients-high-BMI-likely-die.html

Fat anons it's time to get in shape

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

There reported randomly throughout the day

inb4 1000 new deaths in Italy

If I meet up with someone in bum fuck florida off armslist what are the odds i get shot and have my money taken and what are the odds i get arrested in some jewish sting operation?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck off

AAAAAAHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ALL REEEEEEEEE I WANT IT BACK TO NORMAL REREEE

OOHHHSSAASSSS

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You realise he only stopped a few categories of travellers from China while allowing plenty in?
I know you'll never except it but it was a pretty half hearted "ban"

when is the tedros conference?

ノチングバーガー

>350K
UPDATED GROWING CORONA CHAN GIF WHEN???

welp, you got me there. I guess those lovable little chinkoids were innocent all along. gee I feel so STUPID right now...

How could drumpf have done this to us?

More people die from the Flu every year.
2017-2018 flu season had over 60k deaths.
Current Flu season over 24k
In
America
Alone
The Coronavirus is a nothingburger

That's an image from the Culiacan siege some time ago.

Do the Batusi
youtube.com/watch?v=kaQcSqty17g

Evidence of guilt.

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I hope a pack of gypsies will rob then stab you at night

>tfw I live in Iquique in same sector than the guy who came from antofalombia.

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No because China would reveal to the world the full extent of USA's ties to this lab cultivated virus

Do mutts want mutual nukes?

Big asses I can understand. Farting and shitting though? What the fuck?

imagine the smell man

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yes

Wrong about what bro?

I'm just here to follow the statistics and keep myself informed. Maybe don't be such an asshole.

China proofz where? Webm preferred

very nice

True.

how can he slap??

>ノチングバーガー
cherry blossom go brrr

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it's not, it's just an outtake of them goofing around on set.

I would like to hear more stories from the recovered. Speak up
Some of the ones I've read about are young people who say it was a near death experience. Then you have other ones who just had the sniffles.

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definitely retarded
for how long have we been saying pc is master raec

fug

>tfw eaten my prep already

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That's not narrative that China made the virus, it's evidence that China tried to conceal its existence. Which we know they did, because they're fucking commies. Their digestive system turns back on itself and only shit comes out of their mouth.

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You no look at the bioweapon, get rid, get rid immediately, you no rook.

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Those are people who willingly signed up to die, user. Why would they need protection?

source

You can get a new job but you can't get new parents.

China depends on USA for food and to send their product to. If USA goes down, you're going down too. You see more vulnerable because China has a trade surplus with USA. So USA can deal with no China better than China can deal with no USA.

Why would you want to listen to that Chinese puppet?

RIP

most of them are fake chink numbers