You infidels should join us in fasting this Ramadan

You infidels should join us in fasting this Ramadan.

It will help you understand what it feels like to be deprived of nutrients if we are potentially faced with a food shortage / crisis. How would you react under limited energy reserves?

No need to add religious element to it. You fat fucks will lose weight, learn vital lessons, ration your supplies and you may see the light and truth of Allah during the Holy month. Everybody wins.

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Muslims don’t really fast.
They just don’t eat during the day and then stuff their faces all night.

NOOOOOO NOT MY FOODERINOS. NOT MY HAMBURGERINOS AND MY NOT MY FASTFOODERINOSSSS NOOOOOOOOO MOMMA NOOOOO!!

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I might do it. Was about to make it before summer, but now I'm getting fat again.

Fucking weak nigger i do this for 1 year. Shove those camel dicks up your ass.

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Fuck you nigger

I’m already working on it. OMAD, baby

So tell us more about what Ramaadan entails, no one doesn't eat for an entire month.

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We are worthless pieces of shit the destroy everything we touch.
Stay away from us if you want to live.

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>fasting
It's not a fast if you eat continually from sundown to sun up.

Fuck it's Ramadan? Bombing season is upon us!

Gonna be low this year with the Coronavirus isolation. How will the camel fuckers cope?

This, and still only 30 days of the year, whereas plenty of Orthodox fast 2 or 3 times a week. The one thing I will say is it probably sucks to go 12 hours without water in a desert.

Fasting while the sun is up is stupid babby tier bullshit

Try not eating for a week

I'm already fasting for Great Lent, thanks

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>eat just as much food but at night
>"ration your supplies"
dumb

Spyro?

Fucking fat fuck amerimutts at least they have the decency to not be fat fucks.

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no, ramadan means terrible traffic jam. fuck mudslimes

Actually a good way to boost immune function.
I just might OP. I might not have a choice either.

>infidels


you are the infidels.

keep your pedo faggot desert death cult to yourself

>join us in fasting this Ramadan.
Lmao. KYS mudslime pajeet

Allah is Satan.

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Is muslim roach rapes girl, girl is forced to marry rapist muslim or gets into jail, while muslim roach rapes next girl. Muslim roaches only get girls by raping them and them fearing jail more than rapist roach.

Question: do you hate the chinks? I mean, they're basicly holocausting their muslim citizens over there.

I fasted for two days last weekend, but not for your false god.

No goat fucker. Go suck off allah and his pedo prophet faggot.

When Jesus fasted, he was for 40 days and nights without food in the desert and the devil tempted him:

matthew 4:
Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil.

2 And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred.

3 And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread.

4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

5 Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,

6 And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.

7 Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

9 And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.

10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

11 Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.

The Pharisee and the Publican, Luke 18:

9 And he spake this parable unto certain which trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and despised others:

10 Two men went up into the temple to pray; the one a Pharisee, and the other a publican.

11 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.

12 I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess.

13 And the publican, standing afar off, would not lift up so much as his eyes unto heaven, but smote upon his breast, saying, God be merciful to me a sinner.

14 I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other: for every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.

Dude I’m underweight as is. Besides, how would starving myself help me when I’m going to starve again later? I’d rather fatten up for the long game.

People who fast during ramadam arent actually fasting they dont eat until the sun goes down. Its literally just intermittent fasting/OMAD with no calorie deficit.

I once went 155 hours with no food AT ALL and just drank snake juice. You people no nothing about real fasting or "hunger".

This

often they even gain weight and eat more calories during their Ramadan-Bombathin than anything else.
Since they wait for the night to stuff themself evenmore,

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So it is fasting but not fasting.

>Jews: we are the best!
*get btfo by pagans*
>Christians: we are the best!
*crypto pagans beat up everyone else and jews*
>Muslims: no we are the best!
*proceed to attack and then get beaten up by crypto pagans*
>Christians: no stop crypto pagans! you must be real!
*proceed to ruin civilisation, encouraging crypto pagans to just be pagans*
>Abrahamics: no no, we are still valid! we are the most stronk!!
*proceed to losing multiple culture wars to pagans, multiple flat out wars to pagans, and basically having to suck up to pagans in order to not get killed by the other desert cultists*
>Abrahamics: b-but you need us for sexual morality and clean living!
*proceed to eating foreskins, raping wives, terrorising children's innocence, trying to make people feel guilty for being healthy and sane and practising arranged marriages that create multiple consecutive generations of mentally and physically deformed hideous freaks*
>Muslims and Jews: haha look at how successful our way is!
*get blown up routinely when hereditary deformity doesn't take them out first*
>pagans: why don't we just off these annoying subhuman fucks?;
>christians: no no, all violence is wrong, we must tolerate everything because life doesn't really matter!
>pagans: so if life doesn't truly matter why are you always bitching about what people do in life? why are you always trying to prevent clowns from being btfo if this world doesn't matter?
>christians: BECAUSE LIFE MATTER BECAUSE OF THE BOOKS I DIDN'T READ AND BECAUSE I DIDN'T STUDY OR THINK BEFORE ADOPTING JUDA-I MEAN UM, WHAT AM I fo-folllowing again?
*proceeds to nervously put on fedora*

If your "way" is so great, how come you're all miserable ugly fucks that lose wars all the time and get booty-raped at the slightest hint of critique?

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I fasted all lent once. I got about a week before switching to allowing myself plain white rice and plain green tea for the rest of lent. It was very beneficial spiritually.

>tfw orthodox

lmao fuck off with your babby's first fasting. real religions are talking.

what is intermittent fasting?

Every organised religion is satanism. Only true religion is love.

>Judeo-atheism
>we
No.
>B-b-b-but paedophilia!
Islam openly supports it, Jew suck mutilated baby dicks and Christians are always getting caught fucking little boys
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but religion makes society better!!!!!!!!
There's loads of religions out there you fucking fat faggot. Why don't you study religions and philosophy before mindlessly grabbing some turd of a toilet and forcing everyone to swear by it in a time of crisis?
>bb--b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but it works
Would you like to live in Pakistan? What about Turkey? Would you like to live in Somalia? What about Israel?
>n-n--n-n-n-nnn*oink oink*: no
why?
>because those countries are sh- i mean, um, they are good because, oh shit, i don't think for myself
because you're a fucking stupid fat idiot.

We don't need to emulate failure to be strong. We need to trust our fucking instincts, honour our ancestors and contemplate the fucking mysteries with practical boldness.
Only the most utterly esoteric forms of the desert cults should be considered tolerable.

Everything else should be totally fucking mocked.

You should be forced to wear a fucking fedora for all eternity until you learn your fucking lesson and start lifting weights and admitting that you like girls.


It is my goal to one day run a concentration camp for fixing your kind.

I once only drunk tap water for 30 days, I stopped after urin turned red. After some days, you don't feel the hunger anymore.

So you're a Mohammad are you hiding behind old glory? Fuck you camel piss drinking dune coon. Convert to Holy Mother Church or go back to the sand box you came from.

Fuck your sand

Christianity was made by Zionists, only Odin can lead us to glory.

The stars probably rule there though at night. can't see those through all that colored glass though. No lens of truth to be found in OP pic. just veiled light and foreign mirrors of a glass sand pit. The dedication to prayer is no more time telling than fortune cookies are future horoscopes.

Its currently lent Amir

The word fasting means eating less. Stop eating alltogether is an extreme kind of fasting. So Christian, Buddhist or Muslims could rightly claim that they are fasting when they pause eating even for short time.

Yeah but this guy is bragging about it and implying he's spiritually enlightened just because he waits til the sun goes down to then binge his face off on unnatural "holy" food. He's not special and he isn't better off for "fasting". These muslims fasting during ramadan probably dont even enter deep ketosis and have no idea what it feels like to run purely on your own ketones instead of food.

Retarded fat christian look at my other comment nigger.

>snake juice

X

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Haha do you know what snake juice is?

No

do YoU?!

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That's still intermittent fasting, numb nuts.

I fasted for 37 days nigger. If you're fat, you can't starve as long as you have electrolytes and water.

Try 37 days you pansy. You could never beat me.

user how can I fast for ramadan and what do I do? I'm not religious

Starving people is a method of brainwashing.

>pure tap water
>no electrolytes
Gee, I wonder why you almost killed yourself.

Fat people can't starve, nigger.

ive actually adsed 10 pounds sense this started just incase. rather be a little over

that is stupid. If you're gonna not eat for a week, you need to take in electrolytes twice per day. Otherwise you can literally die.