/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ONE STORY, THREE HEADLINES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/22/20
c-span.org/video/?470588-1/
youtu.be/8QUH7h2Ud58
>VP Pence on LifeLiberty&Levin 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143874391001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143874407001 (pt2)
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143835571001
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/22/20
youtu.be/j-AOqaYSBRA
>ActDHSSec Wolf on SunMornFutures 3/22/20
youtu.be/ywM038L-4Bo
>WHTradeDir Navarro on SunMornFutures 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143808698001
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on ThisWeekABC 3/22/20
youtu.be/pGL9TV2vaUw
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on MtP 3/22/20
youtu.be/txZGMraS6Js
>FEMAAdm Gaynor on (((FakeNews))) 3/22/20
youtu.be/bZLc2AXlUFw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on FtN 3/22/20
youtu.be/MFI6NP5Kd5Y
>NIAIDDir Fauci on LifeLiberty&Levin 3/22/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143876315001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143878560001 (pt2)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143880122001 (pt3)
video.foxnews.com/v/6143880158001 (pt4)
>PressSec Stephanie on FoxNews 3/22/20
youtu.be/ONKCL2uycRY (pt1)
youtu.be/zdkCq-mUbBI?t=445 (pt2)
>Bannon on SunMornFutures 3/22/20
youtu.be/XpswoHa01q0
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Harlan Hill (Lara) 3/22/20
youtu.be/e0WxuQe8bRQ
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/21/20
c-span.org/video/?470583-1/
youtu.be/3WBZssr4Seg

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MAGA!

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*makes you sick*

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MAGA

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CUZ I'M FREEEEEEEEE
FREEEEEFALLIN NOW

50 PERCENT CRASH GDP

SELL SELL SELL HUMAN MEAT

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>the Fed unloaded infinite money printing
>now fucking EVERYBODY is trying to sell
Nuke china but spare one for the Fed as well

Thank you Mr. President for letting us know several months ago that this was a pandemic. We know you tried to inform the masses years ago that coronavirus was not a hoax but they wouldn't listen. All those DAMN liberals were denying the virus existed but you saved us all by being honest. You're truly a medical expert who is a natural. Thank you again Mr. President.

Everything’s gonna be alright, bros. MAGA

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youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A
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NOOOOO NOOO NOT THE STOCKERINOS!!!!! THE BIG LINE HAS GONE DOWN I REPEAT, THE HECKIN CHONKY BOI LINE HAS GONE DOWN!!!!!!
DRUMPF, PLEASE LET US GO BACK TO WORK FOR MR. SHEKELSTEIN!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT

Get a load of yourselves, MIGApedes

Maybe people won’t be so fat after this all over

I want to believe

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All chinks need to die. No more dog dick eating bugmen.

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This but unironically, trump smooth sailing to reelection

>Yes, you did. You're blaming him for the actions of the senate. Neck yourself faggot.
No, I'm blaming him for letting people die because they're Gentiles in America and not jews in the Zionist Entity, for whom heaven and earth will be moved against all laws. Kike. I wish I could kill you.

no amount of fed pumping is gonna save the stock market when large swaths of the country aren't allowed to work

fed is gobbling up as many assets as they can to take even more control of the US economy, plain and simple

Circuit breaker in 10 minutes.

This is my favorite pasta. And I mean that. President dick for brains did jack shit months ago to get ahead of this thing and now we’re trying to play catch up. Only with each passing day we fall behind more steps.

stay retarded you hysterical faggot

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"Merkel in quarantine after doctor tests positive for virus"
>apnews.com/f71e89eacd7cc6f84b81991c03e82c31

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>admitting to being a weak little faggot
KEK

Fat people don't lose weight from laying around eating.

henlo baste frenposter

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ACQUIRE BOOKS ON HOW TO COOK HUMANS

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MAGA and kick congress' ass!
>it's the President's job to pass legislation in the Senate
It is actually the Vice Presidents job to go over and kick congress in the ass and get results.

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>[incoherent bullshit intensifies]

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End robut trading.

Trump vocally complaining about China 4 years ago makes him very prescient. The truth is, the world wouldn’t be in such a mess if everyone fully agreed with him on policy towards China.

Sources: dude trust me

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RUN TO BANK
WITHDRAW EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW

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What's incoherent? Trump violates all laws for Israel; does nothing for Americans, the end result is dead Gentiles in the United States and you making faggot excuses for a Zionist occupation.

What an enormous fag you are, sitting there typing away as if you can survive 10 minutes without the economy

Working some OT, rabbi?

Enjoy his second term, you LARPing leftist faggot.

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I HAVE 30lbs OF BEEF IN THE FREEZER

MY PREY WILL BE WEAK AND UNALERT WHEN I EMERGE TO SEEK THEIR FLESH

Fren pride worldwide!

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you can see the sources names right there

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Not a leftist sweetie ;)

Agreed

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It's the economy, stupid.

you failed, return to your faggot discord and dilate

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I have never been on Discord.

>Thesis Title: Economics in the Retard Age: Increase Money Printer Efficiency by 12%

Please report back later on what part of people tastes most like bacon, I'm not going without bacon no matter what.

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Despite being infected she was also caught in a supermarket. Her last act against the German people was to coof on a grocery shoppers.

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are you the guy that bought out all the steaks? i had to learn how to cook a roast beef because of you so simultaneously thanks and fuck you

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>I'm not a leftist
>I just shill day and night against the most right-wing President in my lifetime
Ok retard.

So corona is far less deadly when you’re an immaculate human being with no other issues what so ever. thank god Americans don’t have underlying health conditions all over the country.

I've survived 10 years without the jewconomy, nigger.

>President dick for brains did jack shit months ago to get ahead of this thing and now we’re trying to play catch up.
The only reason he didn't act sooner was his beloved stock markets, trade deals, and not wanting to slow down the economy.
He should have shut all travel down day one, everyone already knew that Europe wasn't going too, dumbass didn't even shutdown the southern border when everybody knows anyone can walk across it.

I cannot read Mandarin.

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Will do.

I shouldn't have busted open an MRE for lolz

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please. trump's a conservative like biden's a democrat.

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Imagine saying you have never interacted with the US economy?

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Trying to out shit post the King Of All Shit Posters.
>Just a recipe for pain, Max.

ate MREs
luv tropical off-brand gatorade powder

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A reminder that literally WHO was denying human-to-human transmission all the way past the middle of January.

You’re right. I should 100% support trump even when I think he fucks up. Like for example is whole response to this pandemic.

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So this is the flu and we're actually at war with China and all of this is propaganda, right? That's why the Presidential Seal is gone...

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And that the WHO is ran by an Ethiopian nigger.

Yep we should crash the economy because grandma on chemotherapy might die.

Man the discord trannies are desperate today.

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/r/ing MAGAhats on adults

LEARN MANDARIN
COOK CHILDREN

Holy shit me too user lel I love that shit I don't know what they put in it but I forgot to grab some.

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Polish scientist isolated an enzyme, which disabled kills the COVID-19 entirely. The scientists patented the knowledge and made it available world wide for free.

>patent
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.07.981928v1.full

>article in Polish
poznan.tvp.pl/47135080/polski-naukowiec-rozpracowal-enzym-kluczowy-w-walce-z-koronawirusem

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Lmao that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever read

>dumbass didn't even shutdown the southern border
You're right, we should vote a democrat into office. Surely they'll do more to shut down the southern border.

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Yesterday I stayed home all day and it was a bit boring so fuck this quarantine ima go fishing at the local creek. What are you lads gonna do with your days off

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i find it hilarious that i can still get meat and food easily as long as it's something that requires a little preparation
i envision a bunch of people going hungry because the bread aisle is empty but the flour is fully stocked

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>trumps a conservative
Thanks for admitting it retard

Friendly reminder of how the average american welfare recipient feels.

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>Kike. I wish I could kill you.
kikes love demoracy; let's vote on it: I vote to remove the bagel.

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Based

TO MAKE TASTY ROAST:
One pack of ranch dressing mix
One pack of au ju
One stick of butter
Place on top of roast and stick in crockpot until meat is tender enough to fall apart with a fork.

Ironic.

Seconded.

So he is? You might want to rephrase this bernout

dumb fucking faggot

>and fuck you
i remember you saying that you weren't going to rush/panic buy anything while everybody else did so it's really your own fault and not his that be grabbed that last sutēki

Let's get that out onto a tra- Nice

>most right-wing President in my lifetime
If you are a zoomer. Trump is significantly to the Left of where Bill Clinton was in the early 90's. Both parties have gone a million miles left in the last few decades, Democrats from 30 years ago would be hounded out of the public space as Nazis today.

Rabble rousing in a time of National Emergency.
Good look, Joe!

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>Trump violates all laws for Israel
What laws?

>Everybody disagree with is discord tranny
Fucking kek
I didn't know it could get so summer in March.

Just run away to the woods man they're gonna start slaughtering eachother.
youtu.be/djV11Xbc914
Take my hand bby

Opened an old can of mackerel and it hissed really good lel I actually said nice hiss involuntarily

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>surely this nothingburger pandemic will be the end of drumpf
Return to /cvg/ you pussy-ass panicking faggot.

>dumb fucking faggot
Whoa there, I never claimed to be trump

ALL THE LAWS

>but the flour is fully stocked
from what i've casually browsed on twatter, it's a mixed bag in every state
some how fresh bread made, some have only pre-packaged bread, some have none but only flour...

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No they wouldn’t. Bill Clinton’s only thing more conservative then Trump was his defense of marriage act which was because of 70% public disapproval

jews lie constantly, but even with all that practice, they are not very good at it.

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Flour was gone for me last week jej

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Fucking Italy.

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Oof

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fuck dems for stealing our neetbux.

Will the dow slip under 18,000 today?

The 2 scoops law?

It's because the beer virus prevents them from getting surgeries. Mad as fug.

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>Opened an old can of mackerel and it hissed really good lel I actually said nice hiss involuntarily
Based and no rancidity pilled.

Any of the treaties the U.S. signed after WWII to inhibit international conflict, which I should remind you are recognized as coequal with the Constitution in its own text.

>Trump is significantly to the Left of where Bill Clinton was in the early 90's
Yeah... remember when Clinton cracked down on China and the southern border? Good times.

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>top shelf not selling out
(wo)manlets btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=uGl1YydafxY&enablejsapi=1&origin=http://tickerforum.org

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Not a argument, didn't make a rebuttal but cried about whataboutism.
Tell me my points were wrong and explain why Trump sucking faggot.
And stick to the points don't go off on stupid shit.

imagine being such a faggot that you sit there and paint a picture of a jew lackey painting a picture of a jew lackey and think its funny

He was being impeached during the best time to prep to avoid all this. Guess who's fault that is.

All in favor, say "Aye". Aye!

I actually had to grab something on a top shelf for someone that very trip lel

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Why do Americans have a net positive approval of his handling of the response then? Why are only redditors who want a national shutdown so the economic downturn can be blamed on Trump complaining? I see almost none of this type of posting outside of /ptg/ btw.
The Southern border is shut down though. Travel from China was banned in January. The uptick in the number of people with the virus is because of people actually getting tested.

whad dhe fug is dhad url

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Realisitcally, if you know what the PH of a thing and a nonrancid/heavy discolouration condition is the chance of botulism is very low, just should understand the risks and symptoms. People are more reliant than they recognize.

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Sorry, but you were BTFO. Go back to Twatter or something.

So deaths caused by the virus are being counted as deaths caused by the virus? How dare they!

A nothing burger flu destroyed trumps “best economy ever, believe me”. Holy shit that’s embarrassing!

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>shills think Trump supporters will vote blue if the economy crashes.
oh boy what cope will they come up with when Trump wins in a landslide if he has
>economy at 0
>weak dollar
>everyone's 401ks ethered
do you think they would look inward and realize that is not why they elected Trump?

also pic related all bluewaves are SEETHING at their leaders kek
no wonder shills are on overtime here

NO REFUNDS, FAGGOTS

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fatality rate in spain is 6.66%

the USA doesn't deserve to live.

>Any of the treaties the U.S. signed after WWII to inhibit international conflict
Such as what and what sections are being violated?

He literally doesn't have to let any of that happen. He just has to give one single shit about someone who isn't a jew for five seconds.

>the fed can arbitrarily dictate where the stock market is
Literally pointless
If you hesitating on buying real estate right now, just pull the trigger. Your mortgage will be a joke to pay off in like a year

fucking lies there are some info from medical sources saying the drugs mitigate the symptoms

it's not a cure but it seems to help some people

fuck off media goddamn you all

Bullshit, he claims to sleep only four hours a day, multitask, and still finds time to tweet.

This but unironically!

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>Tell me my points were wrong
1. Trump has worked to get tighter border control his entire Presidency
2. He cracked down on travel from China months ago, and the opposition tried to block him and called him racist for it
3. This meme virus is a nothingburger, the only damage being caused is the economic damage caused by the overreaction to it.
4. You are a flaming fucking faggot, die of AIDS already

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very slim pickings at the big chain stores around here. farmer markets/delis are fully stocked though.

what part of NO REFUNDS do you not understand?
kek

>shills
>the retard formerly known as kac pirate
Face it we attract all the braindead schizos

Hahaha, retort pouch go whooosh

>jew lackey
>not kike puppet
0/10
>leftist actions destroy the economy
Yes.

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Just a flu bro!

Nation wide shut down? We shouldn’t even be at that point it only they started testing for the virus like SK did, back in February.

now is not the time for pseudo-science and fantasy

Just don't engage with them. They are fucking bat-shit crazy.

globalresearch.ca/us-complicity-israels-violations-international-law/5678193

He acted early in January by shutting down travel to and from China. The disease hadn’t really spread until mid February and his downplaying was to stop a panic. Not just stop an economic slowdown

>Trump has to let everything collapse instead of lifting a finger for someone who isn't a kike so he can win anyway

>we attract all the braindead schizos
>we
>as in Yas Forums?

>haha I called him a jew again what now

UPDATE

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>>leftist actions destroy the economy
>Yes.
And the fake news that gave them the ammo.

>not the heckin frontholerino surgeries!

Aye!

Yes, yes, they did.

Oh no i called us we

>Just don't engage with them.
What else am I supposed to do? Go out and look for a job? Fuck that mess.

I need my fucking Trumpbux.

Trump is going to let the Senate fuck this up, create an enormous crisis, not do a god damn thing to stop it, and you are going to make excuses for that.

repeat after me, bernie bro
NO. REFUNDS.

She’s stupid af

Just kill Schumer. Why is he allowed to live?

>I need my fucking Trumpbux.
Get a job!

I feel ya. I am contemplating doing some cardio then some body weight fitness.

They also didnt consider blscks people

i'm still not going to, i have plenty of options of where to buy. people here are stupid and only buying the easy to prepare/no preparation at all foods so i can buy whole fish, roast beefs, frozen turkeys, etc. easily
i ain't running until people start shooting each other

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Pelosi/Schumer will still make sure it fails.

> HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP
HHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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>us
>us as in Yas Forums?

lel user

Tweeting isn't hard.
Fuck off retard

dhad url + &benis="forgot to strip"

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