Slovenia Covid /SICO/

ENGLISH EDITION since jannie warned me for the 2nd time already in 2 days

New day new numbers
>414 cases, 3 deaths
>last 2 deaths were an 90 year old woman with unknown health issues and a 67 year old man with hearth problems
>new rules to test more people
>unemployment numbers jumped by 2370 in 2 weeks
>minimal opening hours for shops to atleast 18:00
>jannie is still a god damn faggot

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Statistics

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bump from being annoyed

bump

god i hate slovenians, you uppity german cock fondlers, i hope you get invaded and forced back into yugoslavia

Why can germans have general threads and we cant?

also last week there was a bunch of comfy Slo threads and everybody spoke in slovenian

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>calls you ajvar divjaci
>steals your ajvar, pretends he made it

i still love you janez and I agree with pic

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Hold on fellas, it's gonna be a bit rocky through April but you can expect sudden drastic improvemets after the 5th of May. Mark my words.

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i fucking know, jannie got triggered from us complaining about him, look at this shit

shut up lazy montenegrin, you even had enough motivation to write a reply?


love you macedoinan bro

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w-what happens in May

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my guess is that it will peak in april and then improve in may

Anybody got fired yet?

Let's keep it a surprise, it's gives excitement to the HAPPENING.
However, the economy is gonna remain colossaly messed up and won't even start to recover for a year or two: similar to the one in 1920s.

not that i know off, but the numbers of unemployments go up so i guess some people are getting fired

This is the current projection, as long as there will be measures to put in place to prevent spread we should peak in mid April. If we do nothing and let it spread at current rate it will infect well over 60k people, but it's hard to say what will happen.

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are you blind? it says english edition, so speak english you retard
its a meme pic, why are you even crying about that

jebi si mater peder. govori slovensko. tudi če je memepic ližeš nemški kurac stem meme pic. saj kaj pa bo če banaj spet. saj so slo general polni zdegenerirancev, čevičarjevi n redtorjev takih kot ti.

levičarjev*

no more yugoslavia
how about we just carpet bomb slovenia and turn it into a giant parking lot so german and italian tourists have somewhere to park without clogging up traffic in croatia and montenegro?

triggered autist, don't want the thread again moved to /bant/ because there are no people
get raped by niggers

lets just guess about the measures since we always are too late with everything

hahaha I love your idea, and we take those qt germanic-slavic mixed girls

ja še naprej invsetiraj vse v turizem ja in čiži kruac nemcem. potem ko se kot v egiptu zogdi da nebo turistov za dve leti boš spet moglo pol hrvaške gnile sardele jest ker boste obubožali. saj se vam vidi po iq kašni ste.
pa daj bombardiraj. saj stalno paradirate kak smo mi pedri pa vi oh in sploh. daj bombardiraj.

crkni peder zdegeriran, zgnij v dreku

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The virgin Shtokavians

The chad Alexandrian

keking of your rage you imbecile

based

we can also put a few mcdonalds restaurants, gas stations and supermarkets to give it that "rural america highway" feel

either speak english or serbocroatian, nobody cares enough to decypher that drunken sounding clusterfuck

spizid vn iz slovenia general threada pole. in govori tvoj lowIQ jezik v tvojih threadih ? saj se hvalite kolko vas je in kak ste močni. pa si ustvarite svoj thread.

kdaj boš neho drkat na fantazije in šel pucat stranišča nazaj. mislim da je odmora že konc

kek


4? i said 2, are you suffering from dementia?

t. milos

bump

bumperino

sobotainfo.com/novica/slovenija/najnovejsi-podatki-s-koronavirusom-okuzenih-ze-442-oseb/550883
>442 Cases as of today

checked and keked

no checkerino lazy montengro

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Will it be like that here?

Pahor sends army on border
IT'S HAPPENING

Da, clentch your asshole and protect your boomers

>24kur uses stock photo
I'm 90 percent sure I know this woman.

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i need sauce for her

cooooooom

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Ne smem povedat, janny tranny bo jezen.
We should stay on topic.
>oil prices go down due to corona
>not allowed to go anywhere

začepi gubicu gubičaru jugošovenski

Oil and fuel altogether cheap as hell, really profitable if you buy it now

>implying it won't go down some more
Glede na to da imamo regijsko karanteno na obzorju ni smiselno nekih planov delat.
After all 442 cases 3 deaths already.

yea it will go down even more thats logical, i guess mid april is the best time to stock up with such things

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To mi deli Pahor-san

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Everything ok in slovenia compared to italy?

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It's a real holocaugh

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Who else FS UL here

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based maneken

in comparison with italy we still gucci, gonna see how it will turn out in the future

FF UM here, how is the homework going?

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It might be too late for us. This week the happening starts.

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t. 28 letni doomer
Se spomnim še časov ko so ble babe ki sem jih poznal lepe. Vse gre v kurac. Drži se.

Dej anime pahorja v hazmat

Kaj ti pomaga da so lepe, če so pa 95% degenerirane indoktrinirane zahodnjaške kurbe

Who still /wage/ here?

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Zdaj pa si predstavljaj da so že hittale wall. Prej so ble vsaj v redu na pogled.

What's your situation? I'm in my bunker.

at home, perks of being in a village, got only 1 neighbor in the radius of 1km

prov uživam v WFH. Zjutrej se zbudim, vklopm zoom pa dam snemat cel predavanje in grem nazaj spat.

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Lucky, I'm stuck in a city of 15000

what are you using for lectures? in FF UM we use microsoft teams kek

Ni pameten, je pa lep

>EF
A-user I...

Zoom. Sem ga uporabljal na šihtu in mi je kar ok, sploh k si loh skenslov mic pa video feed tacajt k je sogovornik kej razlagal. Tle dajo profesorji screen sharing, zravn še feed njihove face (dunno why), študenti so pa mutani. Če kerga kej zanima se unmuta in praša bilokaj.

vem, se učim programirat on the side.