/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2440 - CHINESE VIRUS EDITIONS

Comparison between Hubei province vs Lombardy Region cases

Pack it up lads, happening is over

Attached: photo_2020-03-23_14-03-11.jpg (1280x745, 81.41K)

If you really want to be safe from the Coronavirus, you'll use what these doctors suggested:
Thymosin Alpha 1
LL-37
Selank nasal spray
youtube.com/watch?v=gXTPHE174vw

Attached: aiwu4va3)938i.png (1105x571, 229.96K)

People will get complacent in a few weeks and life will return to normal, only for the second wave to hit like a truck.

Attached: 1A868648-A541-4E08-8A47-F012B62078A9.jpg (600x371, 25.14K)

Growth is decreasing. We are already past the worst part. Stop panicking, people will laugh at you soon.

Attached: 1580670764617.png (870x849, 506.51K)

FED ANNOUNCES UNLIMITED PUMPING

FUCK THIS PEAK KIKE CLOWNWORLD

Attached: 1584966556878 - Kopie.jpg (1476x842, 278.18K)

channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/coronavirus-new-cases-imported-travel-covid-19-12567298
+54 in singapore

Damn that's a lot of people infected coming back from the UK. Are you sure your numbers are correct father?

GOD ALMIGHTY SAVE GODDESSES TAKE ITALIANS

Attached: iMaEO-vP96Y.jpg (1080x1350, 193.8K)

More conscientious health culture and lack of testing.

Hope yo0u are well rested argiebro

Hope /cvg/ is ready to take the anarcho-primitivism pill.

Attached: 1584386425542.png (500x576, 156.8K)

They aren't. Goverment just doesn't give a shit about testing there.

Current scuttlebutt is that there's going to be a suspension of emergency status and Trump is going to relax or get rid of guidelines this week and order the states to lift their current restrictions aside from the major hotspots

Attached: whew lad.png (602x244, 26.46K)

Hubei hast the most awkward unnatural curve

I JUST WANT TO SHOOT NIGGERS

Millions will die in Russia, Africa and other 3rd world shitholes.
USA will be fine.

Attached: illust_77080686_20200317_133150.jpg (2480x3157, 1M)

>virus already losing stream in Italy, Germany, France, and the UK
>only US and Spain on the rise
I'm starting to believe we're not even going to see 100k deaths from this shit.
What a pathetic nothinburger. I lost my chances with a qt from college for this ?

ACCELERATE

Attached: 1584713527152.jpg (682x524, 82.67K)

77 YEARS OLD MAN FINED IN MADRID FOR SKIPPING THE LOCKDOWN AND WALKING AROUND, THE REASON: HUNTING POKEMONS
>77 YEARS OLD MAN FINED IN MADRID FOR SKIPPING THE LOCKDOWN AND WALKING AROUND, THE REASON: HUNTING POKEMONS
77 YEARS OLD MAN FINED IN MADRID FOR SKIPPING THE LOCKDOWN AND WALKING AROUND, THE REASON: HUNTING POKEMONS
>77 YEARS OLD MAN FINED IN MADRID FOR SKIPPING THE LOCKDOWN AND WALKING AROUND, THE REASON: HUNTING POKEMONS
77 YEARS OLD MAN FINED IN MADRID FOR SKIPPING THE LOCKDOWN AND WALKING AROUND, THE REASON: HUNTING POKEMONS
>77 YEARS OLD MAN FINED IN MADRID FOR SKIPPING THE LOCKDOWN AND WALKING AROUND, THE REASON: HUNTING POKEMONS
77 YEARS OLD MAN FINED IN MADRID FOR SKIPPING THE LOCKDOWN AND WALKING AROUND, THE REASON: HUNTING POKEMONS

CLOWN WORLD

Attached: untitled.png (799x728, 817.12K)

>curve flattening in germany

What they dont say:

Test chemicals in germany getting short.
1000 tests near Tübingen unusable.

How are you guys doing with your self isolation/home office thing?

Attached: 1583774059613.jpg (484x458, 33.08K)

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

Attached: Corona-chan.jpg (648x772, 93.04K)

Attached: greedysuit.jpg (686x522, 93.87K)

400K coming soon

Attached: 1584832919114.gif (797x1024, 3.78M)

>tfw you will survive corona chan
God damnit this was my chance of dying without having to do it myself.

Attached: 1576422764508.jpg (500x667, 41.33K)

Gib

Attached: B9BB5C24-3255-4C51-B457-0799932B498B.jpg (764x512, 199.73K)

This whole thing is just making me really horny all the time.

Attached: back to work wagie.png (600x231, 23.48K)

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3076323/third-coronavirus-cases-may-be-silent-carriers-classified

>More than 43,000 people in China had tested positive for Covid-19 by the end of February but had no immediate symptoms, a condition typically known as asymptomatic, according to the data. They were placed in quarantine and monitored but were not included in the official tally of confirmed cases, which stood at about 80,000 at the time.
>More than 43,000 people [...] were not included in the official tally of confirmed cases.

Friendly reminder that the infected get flareups until you die and your body cant produce the right antibodies for it

why are people still pretending this hubei chart is real

Attached: 1584912496123.jpg (600x431, 15.51K)

youtube.com/watch?v=K_9ETzclO_g

haha brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The Medical Officer of Health said Sunday that based on modelling data and the rate of transmission, “we now estimate there may be up to 4,000 cases of COVID-19 in our community.”

Dr. Etches warned the forecast for infection shows a doubling in the number of cases in Ottawa every three days.

>lost job due to chinese virus
>applying to jobs
>nobody is hiring aside from low wage jobs
what do?

No mehmets.
People actually wear masks.
Already experienced with this shit if you have Chinks as your neighbor.
Probably ultrapissed, that the rest of the world fucks up so much and forcing you to cancel the olympics yet again.

Why are there no threads of the looting going on in Cali? Seriously, they’re posting videos on rebbit but no one here has any? What the actual fuck

Lmao. The really strange thing is a grandpa playing that game

Anyone else give up smoking around when this began in jan? The thought of dying because I got a rush from burning ciggies seemed stupid. I was never a heavy smoker, maybe three or four a day, but I still think about going to the convenience store and smoking a ciggie whenever I'm bored or stressed. Does it ever go away?

Attached: images (46).jpg (200x200, 6.91K)

>lost my chances with a qt from college for this ?
Tell

Don't you have a wahmen?

i'm fat, have numerous autoimmune issues with skin, had asthma as kid, thyroid disease... I have too much risk. This is not good. If I survive I'll have to take a ventilator from someone's granny.

no testing

It hasn't even begun in UK

youtube.com/watch?v=0w8qLvyRyN0

Question is, are they out of quarantine and did they stop shedding the virus

Someone post the “based department - accept accept” phone call one

>tfw no supplies at home
>cant go out

Attached: 1583298344523.webm (480x480, 1.02M)

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,093 (3,270) Italy 59,138 (5,476) United States 35,075 (458) Spain 33,089 (2,182) Germany 26,220 (111) Iran 23,049 (1,812) France 16,481 (674) South Korea 8,961 (111) Switzerland 8,547 (118) United Kingdom 5,683 (289) Netherlands 4,204 (179) Austria 3,865 (16) Belgium 3,743 (88) Norway 2,538 (9) Portugal 2,060 (23) Sweden 1,934 (25) Australia 1,717 (7) Brazil 1,620 (25) Malaysia 1,518 (14) Canada 1,472 (20) Denmark 1,450 (13) Israel 1,238 (1) Turkey 1,236 (30) Czech Republic 1,165 (1) Japan 1,101 (41) Ireland 906 (4) Pakistan 824 (6) Luxembourg 798 (8) Ecuador 789 (14) Chile 746 (1) Thailand 721 (1) Diamond Princess 712 (8) Finland 700 (1) Poland 684 (8) Greece 624 (17) Indonesia 579 (49) Romania 576 (5) Iceland 568 (1) Singapore 509 (2) Philippines 462 (33) Russia 438 (1) India 425 (8) Slovenia 414 (3) Peru 363 (5) Hong Kong 356 (4) Bahrain 339 (2) Egypt 327 (14) Mexico 316 (2) Panama 313 (3) Croatia 306 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+9) United States +1,529 (+39) Spain +4,321 (+410) Germany +1,347 (+17) Iran +1,411 (+127) South Korea +64 (+7) Switzerland +1,073 (+20) United Kingdom (+8) Belgium +342 (+13) Norway +153 (+2) Portugal +460 (+9) Sweden (+4) Malaysia +212 (+4) Pakistan +48 (+1) Poland +50 (+1) Greece (+2) Indonesia +65 (+1) Romania +143 (+2) Philippines +82 (+8) India +29 (+1) Slovenia (+1) Iraq +33 (+3) Hungary +36 (+1) Macedonia +21 (+1) Albania (+2) Nigeria +6 (+1) Bangladesh +6 (+1) Puerto Rico +8 (+1) Montenegro +1 (+1) Zimbabwe (+1) Gambia +1 (+1) France +463 Austria +283 Australia +108 Brazil +74 Canada +2 Denmark +55 Israel +167 Czech Republic +45 Chile +114 Thailand +122 Finland +74 Singapore +54 Russia +71 South Africa +128 Hong Kong +38 Estonia +26 Bahrain +5 Mexico +65 Croatia +52…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

Attached: CVG.png (2000x1027, 352.39K)

>expecting the CCP to report actual numbers

Attached: 1584443771466.gif (500x538, 760.16K)

Might not go away, but it will probably get easier.
Proud of you user.

>number of infected decreasing
Should I buy more canned goods and shampoo and toilet paper and soap? Or nah?

Why would Apple let their shops open in China and closed everywhere?

Attached: tim-cook.jpg (785x523, 39.69K)

*** Canada fudges #s ***

WE'RE FUCKING DEAD

Attached: Screenshot_20200322-223744.jpg (1080x830, 149.24K)

what are other essentials to increase immunity. I'm already taking zinc, vit B12, vit C and vit D3 also increased my iodine intake. An user from the previous thread suggested to take limited amounts. Any other suggestions?

Attached: 1584042351853.jpg (631x555, 28.17K)

Is he trying to get rid of the big city voters?
Everyone knows democrats still vote even when dead.

this lockdown is only making my yellow fever worse and worse

Attached: CLFpQFYUYAEYigC.jpg (600x865, 36.81K)

I switched to juul

Attached: 1584800504186.jpg (719x699, 59.56K)

First case unrelated to travel or close contact to someone traveling outside the country...Its over Phase 3 is on!

Nope. I just ended up switching to vaping. Still crave cigarettes years later.

nothing burger by autumn
will be recorded as the great mass hysteria of 2020 by history

>commie flag
>no supplies at home
yeah no fucking shit

Benissimo

probiotics

youtube.com/watch?v=j4ZuNIuVynE

and we know the exact reasons for it
The constant steady increases at the start is because they increased the cases by the EXACT same % each day. They stopped this when they realized the whole world knew what they were doing and was laughing at them.
The massive spike was the one day when they switched to clinical diagnosis instead of actual test. They quickly stopped that.
Then they released some token fake numbers and the flattening of the curve is when they stopped testing altogether.

Attached: xiji.jpg (420x420, 32.75K)

nah it'll change the world the same way 9/11 did

yep todays update at 10am for BC is going to show Sundays numbers only.

Attached: corona_test.jpg (919x509, 132.87K)

where are all the nothingburger posts from a month ago?
haha. fuckers.

A mass hysteria emanating from hospitals and emergency rooms? Doctors and nurses spreading panic? What the fuck are you on about fingaloid

>BRING ME THE INFECTED

Attached: IMG_20200323_150300.jpg (302x613, 158.03K)

That'll still increase your chances of death.

Do you go out? Or do you have a history of weak body? You don't even need to take any of those because enough of those are probably in your meals. Unless you're a senior citizen.

it's hard man, suffered from a collapsed lung last month, still smoke 2 or 3 cigarettes a day. I want to stop but it's just so hard

google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/03/23/british-teen-dies-one-day-after-testing-positive-for-coronavirus/amp/

Attached: FFBC2F70-C6B4-4A56-9961-6B3910307DC3.png (1200x1200, 102.91K)

Its peaking. It was a nothingburger all along.

>I lost my chances with a qt from college for this ?
Shes going to be desperate after the quarantine is over for human touch, make your move before chad does.

It gets way easier, smoking isn't as bad as other addictions. I only get cravings when I'm drunk and occasionally slip but it doesn't last. I've had a half a pack sitting in my desk drawer for months now and haven't cared about it. The only thing that really sucks is missing getting to socialize with other smokers

>just wait 6 months and it's over

What about 350k?

The Japs just aren't testing.

How are you guys enjoying your police states?

You simply can not increaseimmunity.But busting IS isother thing. Pill are meh ok but try excercising.

There's a nothingburger post like every five posts here. People are looking for literally any reason to go POL BTFO

BUT: he has the industrial machines at home, and also the working force

im /ready/

Attached: IMG_0095.jpg (1080x1920, 590.52K)

Scotland:
88 new cases 4 new deaths
499 total cases 14 total deaths
To be officially released 2pm

Attached: 31jcjYrjxsL._SX466_.jpg (466x287, 9.75K)

>“They had also tested for COVID-19 on the day before they died but this was not linked to their reason for dying.

I switched to vaping about 2 years ago. Lowering nicotine every month.

How did China cremate 15 million bodies in 2 months?

what

welt.de/vermischtes/article206740877/Kampf-gegen-Coronavirus-Heinsberger-Landrat-bittet-Xi-Jinping-um-Hilfe.html

Heinsberg (NRW, ) just called Chinks for help because they are running out of masks and shit

>just a flu
>germs are superior
>peak reached

i´m predicting failure of ger healtcare system in 1-2 weeks

Retards that break the self quarantine are getting sent to actual quarantines. I love it.

happiness, supposedly.

I'm not the one who makes them, but nah it would be too soon. I expect one for 400K, 500K, then 700K, then 1M

They're fake. She's wearing one of those big titty prosthetics. It's incredibly how real it looks.

pastebin.com/bKGdfXw2
Anymore degenerate shit like this?

400.000 mobile crematoriums.

Attached: D6ly1NcUUAAxCR0.jpg (2048x1367, 195.2K)

been enjoying that 5% nicotine juul catridge nothing less for me

Competitive swimmers frequently suffer from respiratory diseases from inhaling chemicals in the pool and phlegm from other swimmers.

WE'RE FUCKING DEAD

Attached: Screenshot_20200322-223744__01.jpg (1080x601, 115.75K)

prolly that jewish nazi tech

preggers at 500k

HERD
E
R
D

Attached: 1583699761560.gif (250x125, 6.64K)

I do wonder what the world will be like after all of this. We havent even peaked yet world wide and hit a second wave.

As did I. Best choice of my life.

However, I lie to myself and never lower the nicotine.

I deserve to be slapped with a penis

once it refreshed I saw. states of emergency, entire states in quarantine. the largest in history. and these absolute faggots have the balls to act like this is humdrum. hilarious.

80% of Japan is old and weak to the Corona
Day of the falling sun SOON

sister who works in nursery has a dry cough

They were already running a mass cremation campaign

Attached: 100% 2020.png (980x1500, 887.94K)

>day 10 of incubation
less chest tightness, more oxygen, still no fever or coof of doom
55 yo mother is doing pretty damn well, now on day 5 of no fevers, no rebound in sight, retardedly high pulse is normal again, no more coof attacks

father with copd still not a single symptom which boggles my mind, but thank god for it.

Proxy test

Source
mobile.twitter.com/willwildart

To be honest, small Breasts are even better.
I like asian for their cute faces.

if it blows over this will be remembered like the greatest medical achievement ever if shit comes back in waves like other flu's idk man

Attached: 1584912496125.jpg (600x400, 65.95K)

Attached: 1584905159166.jpg (683x1024, 99.8K)

WE'RE FUCKING DEAD.

Attached: Screenshot_20200322-223744__01__01.jpg (1064x596, 119.01K)

USA will take the crown from italy CORONALYMPICS 2020 in april

Attached: whites immune.jpg (1024x640, 146.2K)

I don’t get daily urges but I do when I have a few drnks

I think I'm already getting bored of this happening.
It's just not spreading fast enough, it's literally a nothingburger in germany with barely anyone dying and numbers only seem to go up 3 times a day, when spain, italy and usa report their numbers.

I admit this had potential, but it's just too slow.

Attached: Download (6).jpg (205x246, 6.41K)

Gotta catch em all, even viruses

Time for another sacrifice.

Attached: 66336266-9A4A-4462-9C92-53AAB05E9799.jpg (800x600, 45.45K)

do we actually know the shops are open?
And if they are actually open who's to say they wouldn't mind killing off lemmings for the greater good?

Maybe they can just give back the supplies the EU sent them in February?

Pretty sure that is what's happening anyway.
>EU send equipment to China. (never heard anything about that again)
>Italy goes to shit, China pretends to send a bunch of their own supply to help, which might just as well be the EU supplies.
>World is supposed to be eternally thankful.

Live off your savings for the next year

What am I supposed to do for half an hour?

>If I ignore it, maybe it will go away.
That's pretty much how we're going to handle it after this week which will cause far more death than actually trying to control it will. Fun times will be had by all as a result.

Markets about to open. Will literal unlimited printing save them for now?

Attached: 1584220579631.jpg (246x205, 6.92K)

Unless a miracle happens, it'll be back. Its out in the world, now.

On 13/02 CCP officials were fired for mishandling the virus; new officials redefined "confirmed" and "suspected" and moved almost all previously "suspected" to "confirmed". Thus, big jump that day. Otherwise graph looks exactly as you would expect.

That said, real numbers are certainly much higher than CCP reported. But shape of graph might be accurate.

>slow
that's why its dangerous

Attached: 1584625032430.png (686x526, 192.75K)

I can travel freely because of importance to system.So cooldriving in the morning is fun.

THE DEATH OF 100 MILLION WILL BRING US SALVATION HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA CAN'T YOU SEE?

Attached: torres.jpg (960x960, 126.69K)

Attached: sorosEvil.jpg (604x406, 110.8K)

Rip

Based

> 13% closed case fatality rate
Corona-chan you fucking serial killer of a slut

Attached: IMG_20200323_212540.jpg (720x489, 22.17K)

Nonsmoker here. I figure you'll have to cut out anyone who smokes from your life on an ongoing basis, if you want to stay cigarette-free.

But Apple is an american company ...right?

Ted wasn't anprim.

Are they healthy? Just a reminder that people who die, or really fucking die, are those with other health complications, and a weak body. Frontline workers die because their bodies are overworked.
And good for you user, hope your parents just got some mild sickness.

They had a committee meeting

Attached: efk24.png (1291x949, 102.54K)

F

Please sign the petition Yas Forums. They need our voices.

Attached: 1563990347644.jpg (631x654, 104.73K)

A large number of elite athletes suffer serious health problems towards the end of/after their careers. It's like formula 1 cars constantly breaking down, the more fine tuned the system, the easier to break.
Bit like the modern supply system now I think about it...

Deliver food, that's going to be main job option for now.

Attached: 1583875137217.png (563x645, 164.54K)

So I've seen 2 mobile labs, 2 aerosol disinfection trucks (same as used in anthrax outbreak 2016) and some transport trucks. Also what I believe is a HQ machine for those labs.

Just went grocery shopping. People don't give a fuck. Aisels thightly packed with old people coughing on each other. I expect that shit hits the fan in 1-2 weeks

Attached: 1584883682376.jpg (649x960, 125.35K)

Pleases bros, im dying over here. or at least lewd coronas please