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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STAY INSIDE, DON'T GO TO WORK EDITION
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MAGA!
>wrestle lion
>still show up to work
ez
MAGA
What's new?
that was rough stuff
>This isn't some super plague you fucking retard. Closing everything for this long has done far more damage already.
What damage you hysterical faggot? Shut the fuck up.
It's morning in America, make it an awesome day.
MARKET CRASH AAAAAAAAAAAA
Thief desu
Thanks for baking AAAAAAAAAAAA
>wrestle lion
i don't believe you
MAGA
Who here comfy in quarantine?
Making my life great again.
>puts on coffee
>inb4 underlying diseases revealed
I have strong magic.
Where the FUCK is Joe Biden? Is he dead?
Just telecommute, lions can't into phone or intarwebs >:3
I'm gonna make pancakes in a bit fren.
Last true white woman in Italy
>Market headlines saying predicted higher bounce based on fed actions
lel what the weekend had a fucking great depression prediction basically, I'm wondering what the late night Trumpf tweet did.
bernie slew him and stole his delegates
You mean Joe Bidan, the second one? Yes he's dead too. Joe Bidon coming out of the factory soon.
Keep living in your bubble. You retards will never live down this whole “nothing burger”
The only fitness is whiteness!
>Throw pocket mice
>Continue on your way to work
Very easy
EZ!
they definitely had AIDS or some shit
>closing businesses doesn’t cause any damage
imagine being this retarded
Can you imagine being in the seat immediately closest to that door?
MAGA
not if MSM runs in sync with the world. remember how they caused the panic.
also pic related holy shit, basically Trump is verifying that WHO is not to be trusted.
Nooo! Not my heckin narrativeino
Enumerate the damage in dollar terms.
holed up in a crack den with Hunter, banging 8 gram rocks and underage prostitutes
Q Bros. WTF? Wasnt something supposed to happen yesterday? and the day before? and the day before that? and a day before that? and the day before? and the day before that? and a day before that? and the day before? and the day before that? and a day before that? Explain yourselves right now!!! I WANT MY PEDO ROUND UP/DISCLOSURE
user! Thank you!
I'm getting up early to get to winco when they open and I will buy DOUGHNUTS NOW!
that's why you need to stay home
nobody needs to get hurt here
No Canadian syrup, right? Michigan I'd hope.
>Where the FUCK is Joe Biden? Is he dead?
He's sampling delicacies at a wet market.
holy shit
OH NO NO NO NO
RIFT GROWING BETWEEN TRUMP AND FAUCI
This is really bad and embarrassing.
>inb4 Fauci is CIA, Clinton plant, etc
This is literally the most popular man in America right now. The last thing Trump wants is to be attacking him for no reason
>Swedes put not only pineapple but fucking BANANANS with curry on pizza
Is there any further evidence needed that we need to destroy Sweden?
BASED
>Keep living in your bubble. You retards will never live down this whole “nothing burger”
I'm all for a huge pandemic making it so that no one ever cares again about the holohoax, then we can eradicate you and your jewkin for good, Schlomo.
>explain why this isn't just stealing from everything to pay creditors
What is being stolen, hysterical faggot?
>crossfit friend tragically from corona virus today
>when she was beheaded by her home gym guillotine
Trump going nuclear?
You should try to make some of your own donuts too though
>fed actions
what are they doing, offering negative interest rates? there's no stopping the greater depression
>admitting there’s damage
>wants to be spoonfed like a little baby
Im impressed Ive never seen camel toe on anyone of her cosplays, that some professional shit rught there. Nor do you see pube stubble on the high resolutions ones.
>Closing everything for this long has done far more damage already.
>What damage
It's funny that you're shitting your pants over a nothingburger meme virus, while at the same time calling others hysterical for pointing out the very real economic damage being done by the entirely unnecessary quarantine bullshit. Kill yourself faggot.
>democrats reduced to "partisan divide"
yup
look bat, how do i open pdf
Confirmed diagnosis of Gymfagitus. Plus the 'roids probably didn't help.
No, because there isn't any, and I want you to define the terms of it since you insist it exists; which I say it doesn't. There hasn't been any "damage" of any kind. Fuck you.
Chadchovies for me thanks
Sorry, his ceilings aren't high enough. There's no way for him to communicate to the outside world.
What a silly kot. You're not a lion, you're a regular kot.
The guy who warned us is being told to shut up by the guy who told us it was just the flu bro.
You won’t do shit pussy. You’ll whine and bitch just like your commander in chief.
>No Canadian syrup, right? Michigan I'd hope.
Admittedly the high fructose corn syrup kind...sorry.
Explain where this money is originating retard.
Holy based
My kettle just broke.
>WAAAAAAAHHH MOMMY FEED ME!!!!
the absolute state of shills
photoshop?
Sometimes I bake maple bars!
this midget lost his credibility when he flip flopped on the effectiveness of HCQ
Fucking lmaolel while I was assleep they announced fucking UNLIMITED BOND PURCHASES
That has NEVER EVER happened before
Based anchoviespizzachad user
UH OOOOH
looks like trump is not just "little upset "at chinks
Tell me about the dumb. Why is he so gay?
*snigger*
Gud laugh.,
Her husband is gay and his friend had AIDS
There hasn't been any "damage" and you can't tell me what shape it takes, how much there is, where it is, or when it happened. You should be shot to death for inciting panic.
I've been there. Sometimes it happens. At least it's not Canadian.
Fuuuuug
>UNLIMITED BOND PURCHASES
We /liquid/ now
i don't know what you're talking about, user
it's just a cat doing his thing
Reminds me of the opposite case, which was Trump during the 2015 / 2016 primaries. He was always available to the media, to the point where when the Belgian bombings happened, America basically woke up to Trump commenting on the attacks because he was on every single morning show that day.
Bruh even Trump is asking "Where IS Joe Biden?"
Harvey Weinstein got corona Chan yesterday
actually having had a heart attack, I knew this day was coming, I fuckin tried to spread the message about nutrition for awile now. I said get off the DAPT and dependent on anything from a hospital.
"Life can depend on it."
Look who's off all that. I digress, as long as you ain't screwed your body up start fixing your nutrition now.
sanity finally.. (not hanity)
GO BACK TO WORK ACT OF 2020
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Oh shit Trump retweeting Tiananmen Square massacre, the chinks aren’t going to like that
I hope trump actually does punish the bugmen. But he won’t when not even a month ago he was praising chinas response and assured us that President Xi assured him it was nothing.
>democrats block
>democrats block
>...uh, I mean...
>PARTISAN DIVIDE kills bill
These fucking kikes, I swear.
why would he be out campaigning? he knows they're just gonna steal it for him
I thought they claimed no one died
>this midget lost his credibility when he flip flopped on the effectiveness of HCQ
He also lost all credibility when his fawning email to Hillary was revealed.
Q could've predicted this.
based
Bernie has a black eye so joe has his reasons
>At least it's not Canadian.
Never. I'm not that far gone.
Polish scientist isolated an enzyme, which disabled kills the COVID-19 entirely. The scientists patented the knowledge and made it available world wide for free.
>patent
biorxiv.org
>article in Polish
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What in the name of fucking sam hill it really is Great depression Mk.II
There's no way I could have seen that coming
>GOD BLESS THE USA!!
He should be out doing community events that are helping people deal with the virus. That's truly the only politically positive thing he can do right now.
>unlimited bond purchases
they're really scraping the barrel on what they can do now aren't they?
#currencytoiletpaper
Yeah that's coin minting and TARP was paid for with debt.
fauci is a faggot
Always the left eye with these pedos.
>Crossfitter
Nothing of value was lost.
No it isn't retard.
what a degenerate breed of men
>Crossfitter died
Nothing of value was lost
he is probably in lock down with his granddaughter and a vat of hand sanitiser
That's the absolute maximum they can effectively do without completely throwing a grenade into the currency value, yes.
Literally who
50
PERCENT
CONTRACTION
you think he got roughed up by DNC cause he was straying from the path?
>implying there will ever be inflation ever again
James Corneys cousin
Jews are disease spreading rats
Yea, not much has changed for me.
I used to appreciate their aesthetic capacities but now I question if they are European at all or aliens
Where the fuck did you read that m8 I'm losing my shit over here. I was busy praising Jesus Christ and beating peasants with maces.
>didn’t see it coming
>memeflag
You must be new here
Freaky
Go play with your ron paul dollies thanks.
Sink the chink gang rise up!
Ahyup
You lost.
He can be replaced.
Believe it.
You got no replies but you indeed have strong magic
Nah, I just think the pvc outfit is so tight it cant be clamped.
>Where the fuck did you read that m8
i saw it somewhere but idr, basically i'm taking the reported rate and doubling it, because until a political solution is achieved the markets gonna dive dive dive and everyone's gonna sell sell sell
Joe Biden laying low is actually a brilliant campaign strategy.
During this whole crisis, people are gonna be fixated on Trump and only Trump, and they’re gonna witness first hand what an awful president he is. Then, after Trump has finished embarrassing himself, Joe Biden is gonna come out, and show what a true leader looks like. People will be so amazed, they’ll elect Biden in a landslide
>Inject perhaps 10 trillion in liquidity in the course of a couple of months
>No long term inflation
We'll suffer the Asian currency crisis potentially desu
Their course of action is completely and totally unprecedented in the history of western countries.
>minting meme coins and absolving debt is not the same as printing money and paying creditors for municipalities and companies
Okay.
Tasting that there chain I see.
Lol
Rate my home gym
>(((Schweber)))
Good lord, is that thing a tranny
I'm curious what the actual reaction and effects of people getting their measly welfare will actually be. My family was agreeing with my 5 point get off of your ass and go work plan, amazingly since a lot of them are practically social democrats.
>There hasn't been any "damage"
You are a retarded faggot. Putting literally millions of people out of work over a fucking meme virus is ABSOLUTELY damaging the economy. To suggest otherwise is pants-on-head retarded. Neck yourself, faggot.
MAGA, be a good Citizen and SHELTER IN PLACE!
Also: fuck commiefornia! Take back all their federal aid, give it to a good state instead.
He probably fell and couldn't get up.
No he fucking can’t.
Not only does he have decades of experience, but he’s a good communicator who gives people confidence, in a way no trump lackey ever could.
>the Fed waited until rand paul was in quarantine to unleash unlimited printing works
>We'll suffer the Asian currency crisis potentially desu
Maybe, but also maybe it'll keep the dopes from defaulting and they'll sell those assets back in a year or so.
It's a weird thing, because everyone internationally will still want to park their money here.
The virus is real and the threat is real. that is all
So did many others, it doesn't mean much. All I need is proof of one celeb being held in custody, then Ill believe but everyday I come on here wanting to support the Q Bros, but they make it more and more difficult.
Biden is loving this. The only way he can lose is by talking so he's cool to stay home. Meanwhile Trump is plummeting in support with a ded economy and the USA will be the epicenter of the virus by the end of the week because the president says its a hoax.
Looks like an elaborate rube goldberg device that electrocutes you at the end.
this is why states are going into lock-down.
because assholes cant follow simple rules.
Biden is getting BTFO at every turn. He is making comments on how he would tackle the crisis & is going to make daily briefings after the Task Force ones to counter Trump. Problem is he is wrong every time & is simply creating Ad material for the Trump campaign.
Yeah no shit. Only /ptg/tards believe otherwise.
Pic related, one of said tards a little over a week ago.
Trump has been telling us what he’s going to do for thirty years
Read the book you dolt
-1/10 try harder 1pbtid
That's a cat bro. It's a wig.
Imagine thinking that a lion would choose a mouse as their meal as opposed to a human.
Maybe his scicillian flu mutated to corona from all the Italian cases.
kek
>the currency crisis has begun
>however, i have good news for the TP crisis...
my family is the "lmao what even are politics" kind so they have no opinions, i haven't spoken with the only one that might give a fuck yet
most of them are still working though, one of them even was incredibly ballsy and asked the fuckin' corporate president if she could violate orders and still keep coming in and stay on payroll and he said okay, thus proving FIRM HANDSHAKE still wins the day
Lol, you’re only saying this you already made up your mind on tRump. The second Fauci says something positive about him, you’ll call him a quack and demand he be replaced.
>still seething about something from a week ago.
The absolute state of Chapo fags.
It's worse, as a family member of several law enforcement officers I can tell you that's domestic violence, his wife beat him for fucking up their chance for a fourth house and new car.
this needs a curb your safari edit
>crammed with worried families
wew
>ptg is one person
Into the trash it goes
>Maybe, but also maybe it'll keep the dopes from defaulting and they'll sell those assets back in a year or so.
I wish the dopes could simply suffer more consequences, they just live as stupidly as possible and then vote to rob others to undo their stupidity. It's the fatal flaw of any form of democracy, a reasonable dictatorship would force people to be more reasonable and suffer consequences.
I've read his books and I do believe this whole course of action is not necessarily uncharacteristic for Trump but there are other faculties of government and the market that make this whole situation's response rather insane.
Bullshit. You get two ellipsoidals and angle them from either side.
>>at the end
Na, I think your supposed to use the BUtcher knife to cut your hand off to get yourself free.
PEDO JOE >PEDO JOE PEDO JOE >PEDO JOE PEDO JOE >PEDO JOE PEDO JOE >PEDO JOE PEDO JOE >PEDO JOE PEDO JOE >PEDO JOE PEDO JOE >PEDO JOE PEDO JOE >PEDO JOE
Corona Chan only kills niggers, nothing of value has been lost.
I love you Corona Chan!
Or maybe it was a singnal to the pedovores that nobody is safe
What's he going to do?
I still don't fear the beer virus, and the blood of chink boomers who have died isn't on my hands.
neck yourselves you pearl-clutching faggots
I'm over-exaggerating, the demand for dollars internationally is surprisingly high and the fundamentals of the US economy lead me to believe people will spend a great deal but the media and idiocy shaking confidence so hard may last, all they need to do is be more confident and productive despite the thing and it could come out alright.
>max boot and neocons/liberals trying to blame a chinese pandemic on Trump
I wish Trump actually was hitler, because these people need to be ovened if this country is going to have a future.
Because Biden should be offering some fucking leadership during a time of crisis. He's so absolutely senile and out of it that he can't be assed to work. This is a propaganda coup for Trump and Trump's not even trying to take advantage of it at this point, it's just the Democrats fucking everything up in hopes it makes him look bad and the only people who think that looks good are the handful of extreme Democrat partisans that wake up seething about orange man every day.
This. Monarchy is the only way to go, all these electeds must loot the coffers every cycle.
>be more productive while everyone's out of work
I wish I could hate you to death, you insulated little faggot.
The absolutely retarded state of the niggerfaggots constantly shouting aobut how the virus shouldn't be discussed or considered NOTHINGBURGERx100 and now it's a tens of trillions of dollars issue.
that girl wants the big don
Im-fucking-plying that all you retards weren’t cheering when President retard called this just the flu. Right around the same time when you faggots were blasting about the economy too.
Jesus fucking Christ are these people idiots.
Will the US surpass China in total cases?
wine tips over in a domino effect
knocks alarm into water bowl
faulty surge protector jumps and hits bench
electric current flows into you body
arms lift at lightning speed
KEEP PUMPING BRO