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Can't wait to see Yas Forums's tears as Trump lifts the quarantine and people slowly-but-surely return to their daily routines.

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After 3 days in quarantine I’d love returning to normal.

The shills calling: "Just a flu" are now calling the dooms-day end of the world scenarios.

Hope you bought your shares at the end of march 18. That was the knife point bottom.

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they figured out that if they gave everyone Trump Bux that people would realize that we could have been getting paid free money gibs our whole lives and barely have to work.
let the jews run all the businesses and use illegal immigrants for labor and everyone else can become Power Neets and just frolic and play all day long like life is one big weekend.

I know Trump shills for Israel and shit, but I've been holding on hoping that he would do the right thing. If he ends this and refuses to actually enforce a quarantine then it just proves how much of a kike he is. If millions die because of this I'll vote for Biden out of spite. Welcome to Clown World I guess...

>vote for Biden
where the fuck is this guy?
I'm going through Malarkey withdrawal

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Many people will be returning to nothing. What has just happened to the economy will be the inflection point in the history books where a new system was created. This was an organized take down under the cover of the flu.

That's the point. He's nothing, but a senile old man and if Trump fucks this up then he doesn't deserve my vote. Lives are more important than money, but that's all these kikes seem to care about.

Lol dude. If “millions” do die from this Chinese head cold your Wuhan Joe will almost be certainly among the dead.

I always dreamed about making six figures while working from home. After a week of this crap, I'm over it. I have less energy and my productivity has dropped significantly.

>Lives are more important than money
Citation needed

you retards need to read.
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Okay fine. White lives are more important than money. Better?

Can't wait for Trump to kill and bury more Americans than any foreign power ever has.

This is why the Trumpbucks have been delayed. The government knows it's gonna blow over soon and they don't want to waste money on the people.

No fuck off. I don't wanna go back to monotonous lifestyle

ok winney the poo

Run a fucking titer test see who’s already had it and move on with your lives if your already immune.

>15 holocausts
So that’s the go to unit of measure on how bad something is

Now this is nigposting.

You and me both friend

hopefully soon we can start measuring it in wuhans instead. the physical anguish it would cause jews everytime they're not the victim getting attention would be delicious.

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I can't fuckin wait. I want to work and make money. I have goals and dreams to take care before I die in the future.

Good goy

I hope so, I want ammo to fucking come back both physically and price wise. I can't even go to the range anymore since ammo is scarce and everything is closed

legit just been sitting in my house smoking weed and playing l4d2, i just want to do something again

Why do all these jews beg for martial law my fellow white

Only SJWs and boomers are dying from this shit. Who fucking cares.

Fuck Winnie the Flu to death. I hope every member of the CCP chokes to death on their own blood. I hope the nation of China splits into a thousand tiny provinces and the name China is never heard of again. I hope the virus eats China and spits out the bones.
You are dumber than a sack full of spanners if you can't see that your instant gut defense of your leader in full view of his utter failure makes as bad as every bugman.

Just put the cola in the slot

>People return to normal life.
>Bommers get the WuFlu
>Day of the Pillow
Profit?
Seriously, I know 2 real people who got it. 1 gen X, 1 30yo. High fever for a few days then nothing. Guys, it's the flu. I honestly don't see a downside to any of this.

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"At some point the actuaries of the governments around the world will look at the costs of total containment ($90 trillion over a year, or roughly the current size of the entire global economy) against the approximate 2 million deaths globally that may occur, and they will reach the conclusion that at a preventive cost of $45 million per life saved, it isn't worth trying to stop the virus in its tracks.
The scenario is being modeled as we speak. Once hospital supplies are enough to handle ongoing infection, governments will have to throw up their hands and let it rip through the globe and kill off whoever it will, rather than shut down the entire planet.
You have a virus with no native immunity, no vaccine, and no cure. That is just the hard reality. Talk of a fast vaccine is a pipe dream. 100 vaccines get tested before one is even adopted for use. Efficacy tests are 6 mos away, and 99% of tested vaccines fail in that stage.
Governments cannot pay 100% os salaries and business costs without offsetting taxation, for more than a couple months before the entire world devolves into complete anarchy.
You will know when governments make this decision to let the virus cycle through, even before the announcement of reopening businesses and resumption of normal activities occurs, because the message of the media will change.
It will start to sound like this
"Yes, it is unfortunate that so many are getting sick, but if you look at the vast majority of those affected, they are old and have prexisting conditions and were likely to die within a year or so regardless.
The death rate is high but over the course of a year or so those death rates will normalize. And the total death rates worldwide are largely unchanged, the only difference is the cause of death"

I feel that

Big brain take.

Ok Boomer.

rumor has it he's down with the laced adrenochrome. That's why he hasn't made an appearance. If he doesn't get his fix by the general debates he's fucked. Trump will just shit on him and he'll just sit there looking all senile like talkin about corn pops and how he hates malarkey

Based. Get dabbed on happeningfags.

Everyone has already BTFO the Imperial College's model. Even prominent doomers in the medical community have called it garbage.

Since when has Iran or China dug mass graves over a flu?

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Diet cola

A: the most infected demographic is 20-35 yo
B: this shit is going to tear through and depopulate every red state the instant it hits a megachurch.

Since their entire Boomer population is going to die? Nothing of value will be lost.

Fuck off meme flag faggot. Unlike you I'm actually 100% northern European.

>no argument
Just a flu shills everyone.

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This virus has already spread throughout the US, the more viruses spread though the weaker they are prone to be. The virus will blow it's load in April, and come back in Fall but it will be a limp dick in Fall and it literally will just be the flu.

Quarantine over, the doomer larpers can go suck a big one. You guys were wrong, damn drama queens, now get back to work.

Works for me. I get paid to basically sit on my ass for most of march...make a few calls here and there. Just hoping Trump doesn't water down my earnings by sending out free gibs for people who can't survive a month without help.

But the real otherwise healthy people who get it, do just get the flu. Prove me wrong.

Plenty of healthy people are winding up on ventilators. Its Russian roulette. Some people just aren't lucky.
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I've been playing MBII under the name Covid-19 so when I snip faggots it says they were killed by Covid-19.

It is a little sad the Q Bros thing wont happen... Damn it man, just give me a solid reason as to why Q Bros...

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They got a more deadly strain. Viruses get weaker the more they spread.

You might not end up dead, but it may ruin your lungs for a life time and you end up sounding like the retarded kid in Malcolm in the Middle.

>Yas Forums now bootlicks academics
fucking pathetic.

Niggers really get to live like this.

>They got a more deadly strain. Viruses get weaker the more they spread.
You're basing this on what exactly? Please fill me in on the volumes of knowledge you have on viral outbreak because the last time I checked the Spanish Flu only got deadlier the more it spread.

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Or it might not. Not everyone who gets this is reporting it. 80% to 90% of cases go unreported. That means it doesn't bother most people enough to even go to the doctor for it.

>wtf

Did he really just retweet a bunch of bullshit to try to prop up the markets before open, then delete them when it tanked again ?

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>Everyone has already BTFO the Imperial College's model. Even prominent doomers in the medical community have called it garbage.
Does a leaf have even have a link? I love how you people make these outrageous claims of denial in some form of attempt at humor, but you guys just look retarded and nobody is laughing except other retards.

this shit is just something people will have to deal with and get over
it isn't a fucking death sentence like retards here and in the media want it to be

Bed ridden hosts have less a chance of spreading as hosts who aren't bothered by it. Weaker strains of virus get spread more. It's just nature and evolution.

He was trying to hold back laughter you fucking mong. Trump made a deep state joke.

>Lives are more important than money
It's mostly old people. I for one hope something like coronachan takes me out once I'm 60+. There is very little to be living for at that point. You are not young anymore. We're intended to expire. There is no reason people need to live to 100+. Fuck off with your playing god shit.

When did "the 15 day period" start? When does it end? WTF is he talking about?

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What is their medical history? Smokers? Asthma? Coal mining? How do you know? Cite source. You know they are cherry picking data.

STFU you dumb nigger the happening has already happened

Spanish flu (H1N1) still exists, and it's pretty weak these days. Last H1N1 pandemic infected 60 million and killed 12,000. That's less than a regular flu.

Trust "don't buy a mask buy the dip" Trump

>canceled
Not yet.
This shit's still spreading.

Same. Been working remote for 20 months and am now interviewing at a couple FAANG companies to get the fuck out of here.

Underrated. Where/who did you quote this from?

I thought we'd already agreed to 'hitlers'

>American Civil War: 0.103 Ht
>Spanish Flu: 8.33 Ht
>Chernobyl: between 60 μHt and 1 mHt
>Coronavirus: 2.56 mHt and rising

Yet that is not something a just a flu does. People seem to think that just by not being a boomer, this virus won't leave you in a worse state for good than before.

Wrong retard. My wife just recoverd from it. I know another guy who had a fever for 3 days then nothing.

That nigga looked at market futures and made the tweet in hopes of saving the market. It is definitely a something burger

This.

That was over the course of 100 years, not three months.

Might as well play Russian roulette. Most people get an empty chamber.

And you didn't even have a test to tell if it was just an ordinary flu and not corona? Also 2 people makes for fuckall of a case. Playing russian roulette twice and not getting shot don't mean the barrel is empty.

I like the way my-craw-hitlaw sounds

according the gov't regulation
>the 15 day period plus or minus 17 days will be put forth wheretohithfor on the first half of the first quarter of a half moon when it occurs heretoforward shall be the lesser of the sum of equals as the crow flies.

He's not wrong. The damage to the economy and jobless people is far worse than whatever deaths happen because of Coronachan. The more testing ramps up, the more we'll realize it's not as dangerous as initially thought and we'll transfer to isolating the most vulnerable people in society. We already isolate the elderly as is, just add in people with respitory conditions.

This thing is spreading way faster though. At the rate it's spreading the whole world will be infected by May.

Those numbers are just US though, not global H1N1

I warned everyone back in January that due to the very rotation of the Earth, the virus would be spread across all our lands eventually.

It already did 2 days ago in the old timeline. We are in a new timeline where tje majority of people did not feel or perceive any change. It was for their own good. This has happened before and will happen again. All the white magicians are currently setting up for the astral award ceremony and parade right now.

You are a scared faggit. It's flu bro. Prove me wrong. The Event 201 simulation killed 65 million world wide. I can't wait, but it's just a drop in the bucket.

Keep dreaming you deluded broomer fuckwit.

what exactly was the Q bros thing again?

Oh sure, lifting it is going to remove the virus and the markets will go back to 30k. Everything will return to norml, like magic! I can't imagine how deluded someone must be to actually believe that.

Working from home is much different than enforced quarantine which means you can't leave at all. Pre-pandemic I had no problems because I go out after work, streets are full of people when I take a break.

Do you brainlets understand the repercussions of shutting down virtually the entire economy? It will have far greater effects than 80+ year olds with emphysema dying of the flu, even if it's in the millions. These are the scenarios:
1) millions of useless leeches who are at deaths door and would have died anyway over the next 5 years dying slightly earlier, basically of natural causes.
2) Destroying the whole western world economically, spiraling into depression, possibly riots, mass homelessness, civil unrest/war, 3rd world tier government, massive debt, inflation, unemployment, sick people dying at a rate that, in the long run, would dwarf the numbers that would have died of coronavirus. + you still have a lot of the same people dying of coronavirus in this case.