/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2439

Are we fucked

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What are the chances of you being near a truck at the exact time something falls from it to hit you right in the head?

TAKE THE ANARCHO-PRIMITIVISM PILL NOW IN PREPARATION FOR THE TOTAL SOCIETAL COLLAPSE.

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It's been over since yesterday.

lol no
this is the people that go out to walmart just to browse because they have nothing better to do

THE VICEPRESIDENT OF THE SOCIAL-COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT, CARMEN CALVO (1 of the 4 vicepresidencies in the goverment, yes, 4) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS, IN THE HOSPITAL
>THE VICEPRESIDENT OF THE SOCIAL-COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT, CARMEN CALVO (1 of the 4 vicepresidencies in the goverment, yes, 4) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS, IN THE HOSPITAL
THE VICEPRESIDENT OF THE SOCIAL-COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT, CARMEN CALVO (1 of the 4 vicepresidencies in the goverment, yes, 4) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS, IN THE HOSPITAL
>THE VICEPRESIDENT OF THE SOCIAL-COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT, CARMEN CALVO (1 of the 4 vicepresidencies in the goverment, yes, 4) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS, IN THE HOSPITAL
THE VICEPRESIDENT OF THE SOCIAL-COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT, CARMEN CALVO (1 of the 4 vicepresidencies in the goverment, yes, 4) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS, IN THE HOSPITAL
>THE VICEPRESIDENT OF THE SOCIAL-COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT, CARMEN CALVO (1 of the 4 vicepresidencies in the goverment, yes, 4) CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS, IN THE HOSPITAL

>elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/23/5e786d5c21efa09b1a8b466a.html
LET THE GOVERMENT HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE GOVERMENT HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE GOVERMENT HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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Enhanced Community Quarantine pass in Flipland local government: One person per household allowed to leave home for provisions (food, meds).

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youtube.com/watch?v=Bj5Lp5OAFkU
baysidebaptist.org/bayside_services/what-do-we-do-when-trouble-pain-and-suffering-come-our-way/

She is the hero we need but not the one we deserve.
Thanks Corona-chan do your best desu

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What state?

We're gonna hit 400k total by tomorrow, USA number one!

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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Wisconsin

Is there any chance that we get north Korea numbers? Even if they are fake...

FUCK CHINKS AND FUCK SANDNIGGERS

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The fed is about to hyperinflate us all the way back to DOW 30k

lol

Sweden the only euro country to not shutdown schools

Are they gonna make it?

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If true, we're fucked.

How many cases do we get world wide today? 375k? 400k???

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Welp, that's different here in flipland. I mean most 40+ people here just order around the youngsters to do the work. If anything it's the 20-40 who do that.
Wala pa kaming ganyan dito sa QC.

Michigan lockdown shelter in place to be announced today at 11 am. Be sure to watch

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Why is it half in English?

it's over anons, just go outside and breath deep.

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they're all down kek
too early to tell your misplaced optimism is noted

>find positive person
+1
>shoot positive person
-1
>Total cases
0
>rinse repeat

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Based herd immunity chads

FUCK DUNECOONS AND FUCK CHINKS

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>This is NOT martial law!

>13 millions of chinese people already died
pls be true

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>still no lockdown
We're fucked aren't we?

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>let's be serious shall we? Contrary to what the fearmongering far right is saying, controlling borders and airport arrivals is useless because the virus has no passport, quarantines are also inneffective *smug laugh*
One week later...

Nasdaq futures up 4% Dow futures up 3%

How many days has it been at 300k? Four days? Five days?

OK Chang.

FROM THE FEMINAZISM MARCH DURING THE 8 OF MARCH, THESE PERSON AT THE PSOE BRANCH (INCLUDING THE MOM OF THE PRESIDENT OF SPAIN, TOP KEK) ALREADY CONFIRMED WITH CORONAVIRUS

NOT INCLUDING THE WIFE OF THE COMMUNIST VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN, WHO'S ALSO THE MINISTER OF "EQUALITY"

YES THIS IS A CLOWN WORLD BUT IT'S GOING DOWN PIECE BY PIECE!

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11:00am EST?

>Denmark have stopped updating the death count for 2 days

>PM called in a press conference at 3 PM

>Guberment has run out of test kits officially

What’s going on Dane bro’s?

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Flip local dialect. Already translated for you.
See comment:

based accelerationist

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>some guy wrote it on Yas Forums
>it must be true

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Just wanted to express my daily hatred for China's incompetence. Those fuckers have ruined the lives of many, many people. I feel unbelievably bad for old people and small businesses and the families of small business owners. China needs to pay for this shit.

BRRR

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>THE FED HAS ANNOUNCED UNLIMITED QE
THEY ARE LITERALLY PRINTING UNLIMITED MONEY TO PUMP THE MARKETS
THE USD IS FUCKED

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Nothingburger.
Take your meds, schizos.
Stop these threads.

Someone have the gif with all corona-chan?

There is no scientific evidence, that one of over 100 mutations made some strain more virulent.
Consider reading this:
pastebin.com/3fzrvq9e

The filthy fucking chinks are wiping their corona boogers on everything.

twitter.com/PagliacciDorati/status/1241949429726195713

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You're a retard and your idea will never take hold, but honestly, at this point I think this virus is just an accident.

If it was a Chinese/US bioweapon, China/US would've taken action action against way earlier.
At best, it's a Chinese bioweapon that escaped the Wuhan lab because China is not the best at safety, to put it mildly.

oh i didn't check thought it was closed down since last night

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Why that white piggu is upside down?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8141861/Has-Italy-started-turn-tide-coronavirus.html#v-90439759068446151

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And another one for the filter!

Yet for some reason the foreign exchange rate is actually getting better for the USD.
HOW?

If vid taken in china, very high chance

Based.
It's just a flu retards. Wash your hands.

>qe
>brrr.money/

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nice to see the Euro Caliphate throwing in the towel in

No, I mean why do you use English language in your official documents. I just found that odd, that’s all.

I basically have an internal passport now.

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who touches a public bench?

Prone position is beneficial for artificial respiration.

The bioweapon theory has been debunked multiple times

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Fake and gay

>russian priests

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SPAIN RESUME
33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
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33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
>33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
>33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
>33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
>33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
>33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
>33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
>33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
>33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
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>33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS
>33.089 CASES (+14%), 2.182 DEATHS

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>Someone have the gif with all corona-chan?

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I hope they die.
Times like this, they are not allowed to stage demonstrations.
They are already licked Corona-Chan's clitoris.

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Nurgle must be pleased with the Chinks

I wish i lived in East Asia i wouldn't be quarantined fuck the EU

waste the day away with empty Venice
youtube.com/watch?v=ph1vpnYIxJk

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Ayyy QA here

They were fucked before, what don't people understand about this?
>durrr my fundamentals
WHAT FUCKING FUNDAMENTALS?

I thought customers want double-fried beacon.

what jobs are all tourist people going to get now that tourism is dead for a year to two years? flight attendants, tourist booths, airport personel etc

money is useless if there's nothing that can be both with it, and resources is not something the usa lacks.

Yes, lack of preparation, ressources and testing capacity screwed the USA over.

Kek

A E S T H E T I C

The elderly. That's why benches are being targeted.

link

>Corona-chan is saving Spain from charocracy
Based

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

finally, something worth cooming to.

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This, markets have been increasingly fake for close to two decades.
Corona is just the immovable object

People in the Netherlands largely ignore the warnings continue to be retarded.
Soon a lot people will die like Italy

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Hey, like them or hate them, they’ve halted the spread of the virus in the epicentre. Although, of all countries in the world, China’s official figures would be the ones I’d least like to trust, they’re the only ones we get as regular people, so might as well base an opinion off of them. It’s impossible to see a pandemic coming, they’re incredibly unpredictable and apon discovery have usually already gotten several steps ahead, so this is not a result of Chinese incompetence, but merely a convention to be expected and dealt with.

> according to our kosher scientists, Communism is great and truthful

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based

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UNLIMITED POWER

pls no

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Sweden is never gonna survive even without the virus.

God I hate chinamen.

People are buying USD to leverage. .for some reason or another. To be honest I don't understand but people are buying USD for some cryptic finance market reason

that's the cringiest shit I've seen in a very long time mate

America is f-u-c-k-e-d FUCKED.
they might as well just declare martial law now. people are fucking retarded and are acting like nothing has changed, going out for unnecessary things, they will never stay home to stop the spread until they are forced to at gunpoint.

It's not likely that it's a bioweapon, but it makes sense that it was one of the many coronavirus strains being studied and mutated in the wuhan lab and someone working there accidently carried it outside to the market, where it spread.

Lockdown when?
It's the only way our stubborn people will stay home.

>you now remember Dutch posters bragging about having 0 confirmed cases in February

Chat shit get banged

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so what black magic did China do to stop it in its tracks?

Countries list?

>WHO says Italy testing too many people
WTF. Well, it looks like it's not WHO itself that said it but some pastamale working for the WHO. A daily reminder The Servant of Jesus said, "Test, test, test, test everybody."

You're all going to die.

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People will chimp out at martial law, no?

It's called lying

atleast we shut our beaches down here in Belgium ofcourse normies flock there at the first hint of a sunny day

Official languages in the PH Constitution: Filipino, English and local languages. The one you see is Cebuano, a local language.

Stay safe, friend.

>stop it
they didint

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exactly how they fix everything else: lie

You would rather die than be prevented from working and you know it.

Exactly, that's why these articles are fucking disingenuous. Note that some of the writers work closely with the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
Common genetic engineering techniques like serial passaging can not be detected in a pathogen.

>Niggers try to go out to their local mcdonalds
>Cops come out "Oi lads, quarantine in effect, go back inside"
>Niggers chimp out about abuse of power and shoot cops.

what possible reason could they have to report 80k cases accurately and then stop

If it keeps burgers for going around licking door knobs then you have been saved

basado

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SO2

>normies didnt think twice or talk about this in january
>or even feb
>march now everybody freaking out and browsing cvg made me paranoid too
wew

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yep
it's gonna be a fucking warzone
at least I don't live in a big city

Stopped reporting, started putting "punishments" for wuhan officials who report cases, with severe ones coming if they report any cases after wednesday AKA kill them or we'll kill you.

Spanish?

What's next for USA?

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I thought you guys spoke tagalog.

> me
> working
Good one

Italy 2.0 but worse

Thanks for clearing that up for me. You stay safe too, I am sure you will be fine.

Who will not be fine, however, is user below my post.

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We're saved

MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, CLOSES THE PUBLIC FUNERARY BECAUSE LACK OF MATERIAL
>MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, CLOSES THE PUBLIC FUNERARY BECAUSE LACK OF MATERIAL
MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, CLOSES THE PUBLIC FUNERARY BECAUSE LACK OF MATERIAL
>MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, CLOSES THE PUBLIC FUNERARY BECAUSE LACK OF MATERIAL
MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, CLOSES THE PUBLIC FUNERARY BECAUSE LACK OF MATERIAL
>MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, CLOSES THE PUBLIC FUNERARY BECAUSE LACK OF MATERIAL
MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, CLOSES THE PUBLIC FUNERARY BECAUSE LACK OF MATERIAL
>MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, CLOSES THE PUBLIC FUNERARY BECAUSE LACK OF MATERIAL

elmundo.es/madrid/2020/03/23/5e78a2f9fdddff5b038b457e.html

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can danes provide a link for denmark running out of tests?

thoughtform killed .sorry.

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Trump's about to tell everyone to fuck off and get back to work, so our rookie numbers will become pro numbers huehuehue

>unlikely
>sars like yet hiv meds help

Bs

Hopefully Italy level of deaths

If he truly puts his faith in god to choose who lives and dies, why does he wear the mask?

false prophet

They literally have a law about govt officials getting fired if their region reports cases of Corona-chan. After that cases magically stopped appearing.
Best way to stop anything.

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>people are fucking retarded and are acting like nothing has changed
Some of that happened in Germany, too, but police deals with it.
Going to get interesting in the USA, if ancaps go around in their doomsday gear.
Also chimpouts, yes maybe even martial law, USA are so wild.

not you though

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>spaghetti bending wop
>white
Chinamen are fucking dumb lol

Fuck The Lancet.

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Masons made sure they didn't

fug

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Boomers are so entitled aren't they

Sorry bro, you are not. Hope you are not In Moscow and can’t infect me.

Mandrilia is a total shitshow, what the fuck is even happening there?

HURRY UP COLLAPSE IT FOR FUCK SAKE CORONA CHAN I'M GETTING REALLY FUCKING IMPATIENT NOW

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>Boomers
hahahaha
it's 20 year olds going out to party every night

And yet no pandemic end of the world virus ever came from a western country in modern day times.

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MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, ALLOWS VOLUNTEERS TO FEED STRAY CATS IN MADRID
>MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, ALLOWS VOLUNTEERS TO FEED STRAY CATS IN MADRID
MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, ALLOWS VOLUNTEERS TO FEED STRAY CATS IN MADRID
>MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, ALLOWS VOLUNTEERS TO FEED STRAY CATS IN MADRID
MAYOR OF MADRID, SPAIN, ALLOWS VOLUNTEERS TO FEED STRAY CATS IN MADRID

>okdiario.com/sociedad/voluntarios-acreditados-ya-pueden-acceder-parques-madrid-alimentar-gatos-5342858

Based, everybody loves cats. Dogs on suicide watch.

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there will 100% be riots in every major city

Kys Chang
Absolutely nobody buys your shit

Pneumonia has your lungs fill with fluid, presumably putting them upside down helps

Don't worry about USA pidorashka. Worry about our shithole country where millions are already infected and hundreds of thousands are dead.

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