AUS/POL - L8 NITE NEET EDITION

Evening lads.

>Coronavirus update: New test that gives results in 15 minutes due to arrive soon, expert says
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/coronavirus-update-covid-19-germany-rand-paul-centrelink-mygov/12079738

>Australian shares plunge again as businesses shut and US Congress bickers over coronavirus stimulus package
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/coronavirus-shutdown-see-australian-shares-plunge/12080418

>Historic community landmarks saved from demolition by ordinary Australians
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/australians-saving-their-own-historical-landmarks/12059604

>Australia coronavirus shutdown: which places are closed and which are open
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/22/australia-coronavirus-shutdown-what-is-open-closed-places-scott-morrison

>Australians plead to be evacuated from Peru's coronavirus lockdown
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/australians-plead-to-be-evacuated-from-peru-coronavirus-lockdown/12080966

>Australian athletes told to plan for Olympics to be postponed due to coronavirus pandemic
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-23/australian-olympic-committee-expects-games-cancelled-coronavirus/12081248

>SCOMO BTFO OF AN ABC REPORTER
twitter.com/KeiraSavage00/status/1241705523193327616

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youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450
youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8142023/Disgusting-moment-group-children-deliberately-COUGH-shop-owner.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

what will this recession be called in 10 years? virus crash?

we will be known as the viruumers

Chink crash 2020

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Will tradies be affected if there's a recession?

Is this the end of the chad tradie?
We've already killed the chad footy player

dont get the vaccine

Gym time

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It's the end of fucking everything

Bruce Needs a stash of toilet paper and food

Can't wait to hang shit on voomers

China crash the party Or CCP

mate think of the poor tradies, no bailout for them and they got a $60k ute to pay off cus they need that for job sites

every cunt will be effected
sick cunts
mad cunts
shit cunts
fucked cunts

smoke a glassy with me with ur scomo bux

Fuck chinks editon

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Ive been looking for work the last 5 days, I'm up to roughly 15+ jobs applied for now, a lot at coles, a lot at what i have experience, and a few entry level jobs.
I have a degree, cert 3, getting my forklift license, got first aid blah blah but the rural town im in just isnt giving me anything.

does anyone have any suggestions in job hunting? i feel retarded doing it, i havent done it in 3 years and cant be fucked having 4 resumes and writing a page cover letter each time.
all my person connections just cant give me any work and i have to do it all cold.

i cried last night. what are you fags going to do in the face of impending no self esteem and depression? i keep shouting at my misses because she just doesnt get it.

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fuckin lol @ abc24 earlier today when that fkn elite gym cunt was like
nah fuck everyone else freeze the economy except me gym
after like 2 fkn disconnects with ministers

You dun good user. You dun good.
The Great Great Depression

sell drugs cunt

Will you be carrying the fire?

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The March Revolution

long live lenin

The Virulent Dismemberment Craze

Are you cunts ready for the great collapse?
youtube.com/watch?v=FbqGvWIUgO4

Have you moved your super investment profile to cash?

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Probably ww3

stop saying you have a degree when applying for entry level shit

they see that they know 100% you're leaving the minute you get a job higher or in your degrees field

Or you're going to take upper management's job potentially. Same with mentioning you have a forklift license etc, doesn't apply

Sure, mate

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Don’t worry I never will then they will have to kill me before they chip me

>Non citizens having a sook that they don't get any cennobux

Why are they so entitled

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>cant be fucked having 4 resumes and writing a page cover letter each time.
>does anyone have any suggestions in job hunting?
I don't think you'll like the suggestions that people give, you just got to learn to accept.

I filmed this today guys.

Hope you enjoy.

Bee yourself please.


youtube.com/watch?v=1-BsNn-u4_8

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression_of_1920–21

Weird its exactly 100 years

The chinkenpoxalypse

>oh you're working and going to have to burn all your annual leave when we close you down soon?
>no super access for you lol
>oh you lost 5-8hours last week, dear dear have $10000 access + another 10k in several months

FULL-TIME STUDENTS WHERE WE AT?

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>video game music
this is better
youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450

I got a crowbar and a machete, think i'll be ok once the raiding starts lads?

They should give you a job packing at coles or woolies now because apparently they need more staff during this time, thats the word on the street anyway

Bug extermination when?

but like shelf packing at coles, whos really threatened by a guy with a c grade commerce degree. really? as if a fork lift license isnt helping there.

Pass the shards this way, Bruce ya sick cunt

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The good old days.

fuck yea
oi im gearing up for the apocalypse
glass on

Who here got their /tardcard/ ready for early shopping?

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Dim Sum Depression
Pangolin Panic
Bat Soup Blues
Wuhan Scam

because they know you will leave

are you honestly going to tell me if you applied for something in your degrees field you would stay stacking shelves at coles? Even starting shit with a degree is more money

>still no pasta at coles
>ice cream 100% full
>2 PER PERSON PLEASE!!!

i swear they're not enforcing the 2 packets per person, i just need 2 packs and i'm set

No and it's too late now, but seeing I'm not going to retire for another 40 years it doesn't matter much.

This guy might be a parody politician i dunno though. Could also just be chinese shills saying that. In any case be cautious. They throw in a fake they can disprove to discredit the actual story which is chinese are buying up our stuff and sending it overseas or keeping it for chinese

yeah but did it a bit too late

probably going to fuck up switching it back though and miss when everything climbs again, need to get in before so it buys low

The Happening

did six loops in and out today, 12 ackets of 1kg pasta. good luck user

Me I am arded t

you gotta shank that cunt that took the pastas nan outside woolies

"The Great Con". Fair chance it'll rival "The Great Oven Debate" of the 40's

righto cunts anyone in newie got dunny rolls?

i'll pay

>it's too late now

Not sure about that. The current australian economic strategy is close non-essential businesses + give people money because they don't have jobs + this is going to happen for 6-18 months

Sounds like there is plenty of room for things to keep getting worse

you know you don't have to type like a retard

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You lads praised him tonight yet?

Also, thanks for paying taxes wagies.
Really made our day

oi fuck off madonna you grubby skag

You can't.

My parents tried to withdraw their money. They lost about 300k so far out of 2 million they had.

They said no you cant until you retire.

The economy tanking isn't the happening.

Not even the rarest of neets can predict or foresee what the happening looks like, no one! Imagine losing control but at the same time there is pure blissfulness, that is when the happening is occurring.

First you need to get past the anger to the acceptance phase. Pretty good chance this is going to last at least 6 months. Pick a project you want to do with the time, like learn a language or play guitar. Just get over the whole self esteem shit, work doesn't define who you are.

Former defence fag here with fake PTSD on DSP neet bux.

Gonna be pushing those old cunts out of the way to stock on bog roll, mince and all the tins my trolley can hold

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I'm high school student though 20, due to being retard autist, looking into youth allowance now, gotta find some shit to do for next 6 months or so inside house.

i got a 10 pack

Mad max when?

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>when everything climbs again, need to get in before so it buys low

Yeah I'm waiting until I see a reason for a bounce-back. At the moment it all sounds like it's contingent on the virus not killing everyone. Other than that I really haven't seen a single reason for economic good news

pingaz?

fuck off queer cunt

fukn white cunts i swere

yea me old m8 who sells me shard had 30k wiped out of his super
im being a good bloke and giving him the money back ya know
sharing is caring

got a 24 pack like 2 weeks ago

still haven't haven't had a need to open it yet, got lucky was 4 left some reason at 6pm

You won't get Youth Allowance if your parents income is greater than the treshhold

I've got 60+

bruz what can i give ya for it

should do it as soon as isolations lift in US or Australia or word of it. wont take long for things to spike back

bruzzas gimme some dunny rolls n ill get tha misso to suk ya

How big is your nose? Just curious

She got teef?

If you are independent from them and not living at home maybe you can

so keen to wake up and neet it up again tomorrow, this shits so cash

mums bf stopped working, dad I don't know desu not much contact and mum is nurse so idk, any way i can easily look what that is? what if I have to live away from home? was looking into some stuff for it something about 90mins from school to house on public transport would mean more money (takes like 1hour 20ish in car currently). Might be sharing a house rental with older brother closer to school, mum would still pay for rent but I could give her some money if possibe to get on it?

whore, e-thot or pornstar?

The thing is, money hasn't been lost yet, the losses are all just estimations of what we will lose in the future because of this.

Basically our economy has front-loaded the losses, so it seems like end times.

Reality is once the virus ends, which wont be for at least 18 months, then everything will bounce back then.

The government saying 6 months is just telling that to normies, the reality is life will be like this for 18 months at least.

Is corona the final nail in the coffin of the australian golden age?

youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q

Aus 2000 cases tomorrow

fuck yeah shes got some in tha frunt row missen

predictions for by the end of this week?

my prediction
full lockdown end of week as it turns out zoomers are still going out. similar to how bondi beach was the trigger for initial lockdown

All PTSD is fake

australian "culture" has been dead for over 20 years

>i cried last night

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fuck i know that bloke, good dude

If money can get wiped off of super, then will we be able to withdraw our full 20k or will it turn into nothing by then?

hmmm dependant but like I would be living seperatly with older brother, though mum would likely be paying rent. (would give her money from it to help if matters)

Coughing is the new knife in Australia:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8142023/Disgusting-moment-group-children-deliberately-COUGH-shop-owner.html

Disgusting moment a group of children deliberately COUGH on a mobile phone repair shop owner

Australia will default on it's debt. Screencap this right now.

We are seeing ~15-20% unemployment right now, government spending is through the roof with little to now revenue being generated. The housing market is on the verge of collapse too.

Australia is about to have it's worst economic crisis in history. Get comfy lads, the next few years are going to be a terrible time to be an Australian.

You need to be financially independent for at least one year and there's some sort of requirement that includes $15,000.

My sister lives away from home, she just lost her job cause of ScoMo's closures, she can't get anything due to the fact that despite being financially indepent for 1 year, I think she didn't earn $15,000 yet. She's got rent & shit to pay so she's fucked, while I'm getting these additional NEETbux cause I'm 22 and considered Independent

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All the above

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nah we still in the ice age m8
still the golden years

Gotta watch those coofers

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nah mate i live in fnq. a commerce degree is trash in regards the actual work thats available to me.

don't forget to nudge redpills at your wagie friends while they work from home. Time to think = awakened populace.

this virus is all Australia's fault. If we just nuke Australia god will forgive us and kill the virus

Based coofers

Fuck Jannies

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>but the rural town im in
Did you see the problem?
You must move to Shitney or Cuckbourne. We have plenty jobs here, all sorts of jobs.

Luckily YT put up a link where I can get real news on Corona from the government, unlike this disinfo video.

could get a place in tasmania for 150 a week that new bonus cover it for 6 months... but id be screwed the other 6 months in a lease to live like a hermit for a year

just stay in your house forever bro
we'll have a forced vaccine in 18 months
just chill and bend the curve™

so u need to be independant for youth allowance? only thing is my social worker/school case manger thing said they can sort out payments for me I am just curious how it all works.

fuck up chink
were fuckin full and shoulda kick you fucks out ages ago