/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2438

► Detected: 349,772 ► Died: 15,306
~~~ Remaining to surpass H1N1: 3654 deaths ~~~
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>EXPONENTIAL GROWTH EXPLAINED
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>NEWS
Hong Kong tries to go back to normal, "third wave" stops it
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US unemployment rate to hit 30%, Fed estimates
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All of urban India under lockdown, affecting 455 million
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Trump no longer skeptic: "There's never been anything like this"
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12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
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>RESEARCH
Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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Virus affects blood circulation
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>REMINDER
UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
11:15: 143 new cases and 1 new death in Romania.
11:12: 510 new cases and 9 new deaths in Switzerland.
11:03: 61 new cases and 1 new death in Germany.
10:47: 4,321 new cases and 410 new deaths in Spain. Compared to yesterday’s update at the same time, there were 4,517 new cases and 462 new deaths.
10:08: 342 new cases and 13 new deaths in Belgium.
10:05: 4 new deaths in Germany.
10:00: 1,411 new cases and 127 new deaths in Iran.

>MORE
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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8142013/Horrifying-images-coronavirus-patients-lying-floor-packed-Madrid-hospital.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
twitter.com/PagliacciDorati/status/1241949429726195713
doi.org/10.1038/nm.3985
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Have you thanked China today

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>Dead: 15,346
lol, still only 15,346.
How many days has it been stuck at 15,346? Four days? Five days?

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8142013/Horrifying-images-coronavirus-patients-lying-floor-packed-Madrid-hospital.html

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> just a bit worse flu

> just a bit worse flu

> just a bit worse flu

> just a bit worse flu

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

First article is related to how you will get infected.

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IT'S FAKE

/THREAD

i just hope schools are closed for longer i fucking hate my course.

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based gary

Why did let this happen, /cvg/?

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I'm going to get 2 for 4 sausage egg cheese muffins for breakfast

How high do we get today? 360k? 375k? 400k???

Also if this is true, nuke china.

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NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S FAKE NUMBERS 15 MILLION CHINESE DIED BECAUSE OF SOME PHONE NUMBERS ALSO THEY'RE BURNING BODIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't open, dead city

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How fucked are we in San Antonio

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

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>First article is related to how you will get infected.
>Marijo Strahonja is a Croatian association football referee who currently officiates in the Prva HNL as well as UEFA competitions such as the European Champions League and the Europa League.
FUCK YOU CROATIA!

Any prediction for Russia? How soon it will escalate? Will they manage to finish their training in Italy be that time?

just give me some neetbux and let me stay home from work for a few weeks

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God damn my life is pretty fucking shitty right now. The problems I had half a year ago seem so trivial

I haven't smoked in 2 weeks

When will Trump finally nuke China?

We're really fucked aren't we?

You're going to get corona fag

Yes

3 months later and it still looks like a solid straight line. Goddamn.

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The, will get sick in italy and will need to go to quarantine for two weeks min

I thank Xi Jinplague for sucking off niggers

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Why not?

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No, it's just a flu. Let's go outside and party.

Lol Wuhan back to nolmal amalite guys?

fuck you Gary

Is this normal?

twitter.com/PagliacciDorati/status/1241949429726195713

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>40-80% of New York will be infected
20 million people live in New York State

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yes

I hope they enjoyed the festival

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That's a good thing, idiot. Better make your lungs healthy again.

How would have Hitler dealt with this crisis?

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you can be sure they are sending daily reports

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>second wave coming

FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER


Nothingburgers will always try to spin the happening over as soon as a random fluctuation in numbers happen.

It's months that they try this pathetic fallacy. The absolute cope.

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3-4 weeks. We got it from italia, nor from china. It took 3-4 weeks for Italia to get enough infected to start infect other countries, so it is the same 3-4 weeks for us

CHAOS

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(Logarithmic Scale)

Well known firms to go bankrupt?

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It’s coming for your mon frere

sooooo when are we nuking China?

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the price of oil has plummeted dramatically
what does this mean for the economy?

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Ok, a couple of facts. They might be useful for your survival, or maybe not.

- Chinese stats can be trusted, both on infected and dead. It is hard to contain the numbers in a totalitarian state when people don't have much trust in authority.
- Italian numbers of dead can be trusted. Italian numbers of infected are grossly underestimated, tourists returning from Italy have % of infected well bove 1%, this means that in Italy their own population has also this above 1%. So there are at least 600 000 infected (optimistic number), more like millions. This is supported by the italian authorities themselves as they admit they don't count those with light or no symptomes. Italia at the moment is one big boiling can of virus. Chances that in Italia 100% of population will have had this decease are very high, but it is not that horrible as many can think.
- German numbers of infected likely can be trusted as thier capacities are not overhelmed. Their numbers of dead can't be trusted as they don't count anyone who already had other life treating problems
- Japanese numbers of infected can't be trusted, there are first hand evidences that they refuse to test anyone even with high temperature and fewer who isn't about to die or who don't develop coughing. Their numbers of dead might be correct or might be not.
- Corean and plague ship numbers likely can be trusted both on infected and dead
- Latin countries and especially Itliagot hit so hard because they are the centres of chinese tourism this time of year, unlke other countries.
- Other contries have so few infections yet because they were infected mostly not by chinese thourists but by their own tourists returning from Italy. So at the moment when they went to Italia Italia was already infected far and wide. Other countries are lagging now 2 to 4 weeks behind italy as they were infected not in the same time as Italy. Better be prepared to the worst.

coofer camps of course, just like the chynese

The NPC here say that everything is USA fault, they put the virus in china.

And they say that China is very good with us because they are sending masks and shit.

FUCKING CHINKS ARE TAKING OVER. It was a good ride USA, but it’s the end.

>have money
>too scared to go outside and buy
20 y/o flipfag here. I don't wanna catch it lads.

I work at Lackland. We're currently in HPCON Charlie. Gate Guards are no longer allowing you to roll down your windows to scan your access card, they're asking you to just push it against the glass. I'm essential so I've been reporting every day. We're currently entering the cluster phase. It's gonna get real for us this week/next week.

OP your pastebin link has good information but it's incomplete:

doi.org/10.1038/nm.3985

Two of the scientists who co-wrote the paper at the link above work at the Wuhan lab. If you visit the link and click on Xing-Yi Ge, it states “Xing-Yi Ge. Key Laboratory of Special Pathogens and Biosafety, Wuhan Institute of Virology, Chinese Academy of Sciences, Wuhan, China.”

Similarly if you click on Zhengli-Li Shi, it states “Zhengli-Li Shi. Key Laboratory of Special Pathogens and Biosafety, Wuhan Institute of Virology, Chinese Academy of Sciences, Wuhan, China.”

Here's an update

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Should've happened a while back

wuhan is still under lockdown

Getting products to customer is cheaper desu. So in theory its good

Falling oil prices cause Saudis needed to bank up before the recession is another situation

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

BASED PUTIN USES 500 LIONS TO ENFORCE QUARANTINE ORDERS

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>Cannot understand exponential grow.
You're fucked, baguette.

no one says that here

If eat at mcdicks will I get Corona?

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