looks like boomers get the last laugh after all. damn we got too cocky.
ZOOMER REMOVER
Blake Rogers
Jayden Baker
the 30 year old boomer will inherit the earth
Isaac Long
All extroverts die. I support this.
Zachary Young
Define “soar”
I hope soar isn’t a small sample space or statistical anomalies
Hunter Phillips
>Told to stay indoors due to virus
>Go out and party with people/go to events with people who are potential carriers
>Get sick and die
I mean not that fucking stupid
Adrian Baker
Almost all of them probably vape.
Landon James
God I hope so. I hate you dumb fucking zoomers
Elijah Perry
>and Zoomers
Journalists don't use "Zoomer"
Link or fake.
Luke Wilson
Article was looking authentic until the zoomer part which exposed it as fake.
Hunter Adams
>18-69
>inb4 it being just 60-69
Justin Martin
>surge
>18-69
>69
Why not 143?
Grayson Thomas
can we take a moment to acknowledge that americans have a disproportionate amount of disease amoungst young people such as obesity and diabetes?
Jackson Collins
If this disease comes back in a second wave and triggers ADE in people like SARS and Spanish flu Zoomers are going to receive cytokine storm in their lungs at a much higher rate than anyone else and die at a much higher rate than anyone else and I can't wait.
Camden Mitchell
>1 death in first 2 weeks
>2 deaths in week 3
SOARING
Nathan Thomas
dis
Joseph Lewis
>told to stay indoors
You trust the government and media?
Anthony Miller
Gimme those waffles fuckboy. It's breakfast time here.
Kayden White
>18-69
Yeah ok, and what is the increase in the 18-30 range?
Levi Gomez
>18-69 age group
lmao weak bait
Landon Rivera
>18 - 69
This seems valid. I am going to shelter in place and eat the bugs.
Joseph Young
>18-69
What sort of range is that
Xavier Brooks
>18-69
Matthew Young
Zoomers need to survive so I can get an 18yo gf
Aaron Powell
>we
Everyone born after 1995 should be enslaved or put to death
Owen Torres
>age group 18-69
Noah Carter
>18-69
More like 58-69. What a bullshit statistic. Such a wide range is vague to the point of meaninglessness.
Eli Morris
Because Zoomers are in the age bracket all the way up to 69 years old.
BTFO
Julian Ward
Fake and gay
Caleb James
It's because they all vape with cheap toxic chinese vape pens and thus have shit lungs
Lucas Hernandez
>18-69 age group
>(((Steve Gold)))
Journalism at its finest
Ryan Evans
>young
>40+
Brayden Allen
Literally 100% increase you mong.
Wyatt Gray
i still can't tell what anatomy im looking at in that pic
Easton Foster
Saving boomer lives requires scaring zoomers to stay indoors.
>They'll publicize every single zoomer death possible.
Nolan Butler
>looks like boomers get the last laugh after all. damn we got too cocky.
Nice link to source, it must toally be true that the young people got sick because they included everyone up to age 69...
Carson Moore
this lmao. 18-69 is not a single age group.
Samuel Butler
>18-69 age group
I wonder how much of that "soaring "body count is 69 year olds and how much of it is 18 year olds.
James Hill
fake and gay
Lucas Diaz
Jaxson Cox
Christian Brown
>fake and gay
Grayson Powell
Literally doubling every week
Andrew Rivera
fake and gay
Ayden Walker
Ryder Sanders
It's fake
Elijah Brown
>69 is considered young
Ethan Reed
>Literally doubling every week
and then what happened?
Nicholas Harris
yea everyone knows fake news gonna fake with bullshit figures. that's what they're saying. get a brain.
Jeremiah Torres
His calves
Julian Morales
fucking based
Juan Jenkins
What a fucking shocker, it takes longer to kill the zoomies
Jack Jackson
>16-69
How sneaky. Kills some beetus case in their 60s then it counts.
Easton Cook
>ZOOM ZOOM BAD AND DUMB
>BOOM BOOM BAD AND RACIST
Hudson Lewis
jesus OP if you're going to fake it don't use the word zoomer
are zoomers really this retarded?
Luis Watson
>Within a 51 year age group
Wow it's nothing
Justin Evans
>18-69
This isn't semitic statistics or anything.
Benjamin Carter
How hard do I have to floss to prevent this bros???
Joseph Reed
Smoking + alcohol + drugs + nsaids + generally bad health habits + corona = death
Xavier Murphy
fake and gay OP strikes again!
Asher Robinson
Normies BTFO
Nolan Cruz
Oh noooooo. Not the zoomerinos! Leave the heckin' zoomers alone!
Jackson Price
Corona Quarantine Day 1: The humans start throwing feces on the young
Carter Smith
>18-69
>the young
who could possibly be behind the stats manipulation?
Christian Morales
>tfw you realize this is just boomer propaganda aimed at young people to scare them
Luis Foster
Wait a minute. Are you telling me, that the boomers AND zoomers are going to all die? Then the only wish I have now is for a coke. :)
Cooper Lee
imagine the smell
Nathaniel Gutierrez
This. Vapers and smokers (including cannabis) are doomed.
Is this why vaping was popularized?
They've covered all the bases.
Camden Cox
> 18-69
Jesus fucking Christ. That is literally EVERY ADULT outside of the elderly. This is the worst kind of click bait journalism.
Adam Thomas
It's fine. Let the sweet kiss of death spread to all without distinction. I am ready.
Samuel Reyes
Npc
Brandon Miller
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