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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA EDITION
MAGA!
randlet getting GRILLED by joe
MAGA SIZED ASTEROID ON IT'S WAY TO THE ATLANTIC, 18 HOURS TO LIVE
>feel fine all weekend
>wake up this morning with a sore throat and tummy ache
Bros...
oh, thank god
MAGA
F
unless you have difficulty breathing and loss of taste/smell it's probably something else
european immunity
Dont just "be sick".
Nothing can legally enter your body without consent.
Loss of taste is associated with the flu too. It's your bodies way of telling you to stop eating food because you're about to throw up.
>spain is the new italy
I already can't smell because I smoked a pack a day for the last 10 years
But I can still taste
womp womp
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I dont understand how food, smell, and taste work.
DURRRRRRRRR
Hey nigger, when your nose is clogged you cant smell, 1/2 of taste is smell you dipshit.
QUIT GIVING OUT BAD INFORMATION.
wait did i have china virus 2 months ago?
Why did he do its bros?
Although to be really suicideing while streaming it is pretty based
>for the last 10 years
should you get the chinese coronavirus, your chances of survival are not great
been eating so well after not eating a while. run out of food i would eat.
it's one symptom
not everyone has it
A nose that's in less than tip-top condition can affect taste buds too. Researchers say 80 percent of the flavors we taste come from what we smell, which is why foods become relatively flavorless when we're plugged up
mr dead chasing them all the way, but one he couldn't catch.......
NO ME GUSTA
is this why Germans need to examine their poops?
IMF pays per corpse, and with brexit and all, Spain...
Why are meds so prone?
Well then fingers crossed that I just smoked and drank too much this weekend. Still no cough yet so maybe that's good
Germany invaded Poland so they would have a handy supply of toilet cleaners for their poop shelves
How many networks broadcasted yesterday's presser? Did CNN, MSNBC and usual suspects do it? That would mean free, daily MAGA rallies for the president.
GLORMPF
maybe drink some water
Worthless goddamn disease spreading Jew rats
Good morning everyone.
Morning.
msnbc bizarelly cut right when Trump was taking a "last question"
then they also cut their own expert off mid-sentence.
gotta fill them ad slots, kek.
why are there 2 threads?
Watched two sheer liberal fantasy movies yesterday, The Hunt and Cuck. Laughed my ass off at both of them. Need a few suggestions for today, boys.
she's right you know, white nationalism would have taken over all countries by 1901
they misheard "final question" as "final solution" and cut the feed in blind panic
so is Boeing gonna be nationalized or what?
>GoodOlBoy86
>off-brand pepe
wow, they're so afraid of us they can't even use the real stuff?
Nigger you dead!!!
Am I getting my free money or has Nancy fucked me again?
>finally get to fly back home
>its on a Boeing plane
Am I going to make it?
RIP
dems are fighting hard for a planned parenthood bailout while McTurtle seemingly only cares about corporate bailouts first instead of sending Trumpbux to NEETs like (you)
>Am I going to make it?
you like LOST?
Tell me what happened!
It’s not even free, I’m paying for it with my suffering
Dead man walking.
Nancy and the Dems blocked trumpbux. But they’ll never win another election because of it.
>WHAT'S THE MATTER user, DID YOU NOT ENJOY IT?
>mr trump, the brakes won't engage!
Oh lawdy. This guy is the chair of New York City Council health committee.
Senate Grandpas are pissed.
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I don’t know bro. The media is going to spin this bitch like a top and I’m slowly losing faith in normies after more than a week of this panic buying bullshit.
>be randlet
>king of the US senate manlets
>also a physician btw
>get tested positive for Corona virus
>still go to the gym like a madlad coofer spreading your gift to others
lunar new year was 1.5 months ago user.
people will figure it out, even NYT is struggling to hide the truth these days
pls be satire
meanwhile i'm pissed they discuss corporate bailouts first and foremost. or rather they're the first to be paid out instead of families.
do these old fucks know nothing about optics? serious question here
We should put him in chains and threaten to release him at Nancy if she doesn't hand over the Trumpbux.
formed by executive order after the beerflu killed some boomers
G R A D U A L L Y
Randlet confirmed white
>pls be satire
Nope, he really did that.
he's awake
>Coofs onto Romney for his bullshit in the past years.
Rand is our /madlad/.
NEW
>Retweeting Tomi
You just know.
dont retweet thots
based
Tomi’s fucking hot but can get annoying.
is this some sort of "make or break" deal for japan with the olympics? why not just postpone it?
MORE NEW
you've got to realize panic buyers are probably 20-50% of the problem of shelves being empty. - other people see there's a short supply of things and get more so they're not jewed out of their daily food, plus the scalpers (jews) who buy out everything and try to resell them. It's just a clusterfuck after a threshold of panic buyers is reached. Just saying there's more to it, not that you're wrong desu
Is Trump reincarnation of God, or just a man of God?
In all fairness I agree with the tying bailouts to no stock buy backs or mass layoffs. Companies will get their bag, lay off 30% , and give managers their bonus like housing mess.
its happening
We're on Day 8 correct?
>professor probably had coronavirus
>online class
>has been 2 weeks since the midterm and she still hasn't finished the grades because of "other classes"
>she gave us a study guide that had literally nothing to do with the test and arguably hurt my grade since I wasted time studying it
>but she's gonna curve the exam and hand out extra credit
kek, I guess everyone else also used the study guide and got fucked. Thank you, coronachan.
What's the world going to look like in 20 more?
Yeah...just pissed that I’m out of muh beef lol.
yes
yep, cancellation is happening
He's a supernatural being separate from God, but also a man of God
if you had an online class, why didn't you just use the internet to your advantage and look up the answers?
God's chosen.
>Pelosi and some other Dems do their best to fuck everything up
>NO NO NO
>ITS MITCH AND THE RUSSIANS!
>THEY'RE THE ONES TO BLAME!
so tired of this shit.