/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2437

BIGGER

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wow only 345 cases?
nothingburger

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>tfw my town in bumfuck nowhere has one infected

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War soon. Can you feel it?

HUMAN EXTINCTION EVENT GANG
HUMAN EXTINCTION EVENT GANG
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HUMAN EXTINCTION EVENT GANG
HUMAN EXTINCTION EVENT GANG
HUMAN EXTINCTION EVENT GANG

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Hey Yas Forums, I’m an assistant to a prominent US senator. Everyone in my office was making fun of this site all week and I finally decided to check it out.
And wow...just wow, this is more cringe than actual Reddit. In fact, it’s like Reddit but for literal nerds. And not the cute kind of nerds chicks are into, more like dorks.
As a US insider, I have to say, not a single one of the bizarre conspiracy theories on here is accurate, not even close.
This “/cvg/ general” is literally being posted by the same two motherfucking retards (I had the posters identified, took 3 minutes) that are battling to have the most comments, which is crazy to me because this board is semi-anonymous so why would they even give a fuck?
Anywho, the reason I’m here is because why do you guys like to larp SO hard? From my research I’ve deduced the Yas Forums demographic to 3 types:

-1 Dad with too many kids (has nothing else to do and can shitpost from phone while he hides in the bathroom)

-2 Stay at home neet, literally has nothing better going on in life

-3 The “simps”, literally everyone else is a simp that thinks they found an obscure message board trading underground information.

This is so pathetic either way you look at it! Hahahaha. Anyways, peace out, first and last time I come here, this is literally garbage tier information you should all be embarrassed of yourselves buuuut
I’m sure you already are which is why you’re here.

ABSLOUTE PANIC

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And that's why you let Argiebro bake the threads

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Reboasting because I think I got coronad todays

>go to pulmonologist this morning to refill my asthma medication script
>Man

>Some dude in his 50s walks into waiting room
>Looks like shit, wheezing and stifled coughing
>Get called in before him
>EMTs in full protection suits walk into the doctors office as he is taking my xrays
>Nurse screaming to get the guy into the ambulance and doctor hurriedly runs out of the room
>Stuck on an awkward position while I wait for him to get around xraying my lungs

I just got infected cause some dude didn't want to call an ambulance didn't I?

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I thought it would be against the jews. But it's gonna be instead against the chinks first. What a year.

>Dead: 14,916
lol, still only 14,916.
How many days has it been stuck at 14,916? Four days? Five days?

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If true, nuke china.

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Holy fucking shit. It's literally nothing burger. Seasonal flu kills more. Wake me up when date rate hits million

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Disease spreading Jew rats

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>345 cases
>15000 deaths
>430% fatality

one of my managers went home sick but they claim he has pink eye. Enjoy your food everyone.

What should China punishment be ??

The best part of modern antisemitism is how it’s spearheaded by PoC and then you can slide in behind and if anyone calls you out, you claim racism against your swarthy master

>breaking 350k cases
>breaking 15k deaths
>breaking 100k recovered
you're welcome!

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Humanity should make every effort to save asian goddesses, not fucking Italians!

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yes battlefield 4 irl

>TFW you don't even know you have a security clearance level so your superior knows what set of lies to tell you.

haha

nope

Here's hoping Gaza is coofed into the sea.
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1242016593103728640/pu/vid/720x480/gur_fymf447Id3O_.mp4

When will the result comes out? And how do you feel right now? Any underlying symptoms?

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But admit this makes a Jewish trick increasingly unlikely

argiebro baked non-stop this weekend give the guy some rest

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Stop posting this stupid fucking LARP. If you're going to post something over and over at least post something funny.

Be careful what you wish for

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I am convinced at this point that our government has some sinister malthusian scheme to depopulate this country

There's no fucking way that they're unintentionally this incompetent

Why were the EMTs in your x-ray room?

fuuuack

"Stay at home neet, literally has nothing better going on in life"

At least I stay out home as opposed to being out there infecting people.

>tfw China and USA will nuke each other
Best possible timeline. Don't forget to send one nuke to Tel-Aviv too, they should not miss the fun.

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Death and fire. A fiery death.

>fuckyeahspreadit.png

400k tomorow

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345. How long has it been at 345? 4, 5 days?

Happening over.

Your country was depopulating itself before this anyway, Tojo

In Marseille the remedy against the coronavirus. Hydroxychloroquine.

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These are mere statistics, my sisters ex husband is death rattle choking on a respirator and his kids are not able to be there because of overcrowding

Under boob best boob.

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Nobody gives a shit about your blog post, go back to plebbit you kike assgoblin.

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>contacts
>asianmakeup(tm) and beauty standards
fucking disgusting

Bros I have to move out soon, I've found 2 potential places to move to.
One is a big, smelly room in an old decrepit building, with 2 cool roommates
or a small room in a clean, cozy little house with 4 people, but it's 25% more expensive.
idk what to go for bros, I'm poor and finding a job right now is impossible.

>infecting people
With what? You realize this whole thing is a larp at this point right?
The virus was contained months ago.

>Nurse screaming
embarrassing

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Feels good that its finally happening.

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GOD SPEED CORONA-CHAN!

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Sanofi will make no money from this because the French have their priorities in place

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youtu.be/BtN-goy9VOY

This should be pinned

Just because you call it a larp doesn't mean it is..
NUKE CHINA FUCK CHINA FUCK THAT FAGGOT WINNY THE POO

Never believe what’s in this board

Called the main doctor out. It was a small clinic

We might have 2k new deaths today.

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It's interesting watching the world over react to this nothing burger. I mean, ok it's a something burger, but seriously the numbers of dead is so fucking small. More people died today taking their morning shit than died from corona virus. It's kind of an overblown meme. So your grandparents might die. Does anyone here actually care? Best case scenario they die and you get some inheritence money. Worst case they die and you get no money because they spent it all before they died, but hey at least you don't have to go visit them anymore right?

I think it's going to be very interesting few weeks, there is no way the will of the people will be on the side of lockdowns. Normies just wanna have fun. They want to go out to bars and restaurants and socialise. They can't handle being forced into NEETdom. They will rage against the dying of their social lives. There's going to be a very distinct political line drawn between those who want freedom at the cost of a few boomers lives, and the boomers and left wing nutcases who want to save lives, no matter the cost.
Personally I think it's all a big meme and wagies should get back to work ASAP. This is beginning to threaten my ability to live comfy under the radar of the normies world.

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BREAKING: Spain reports 4,517 new cases of coronavirus and 462 new deaths since yesterday, raising total to 33,089 cases and 2,182 dead

>BREAKING: Spain reports 4,517 new cases of coronavirus and 462 new deaths since yesterday, raising total to 33,089 cases and 2,182 dead

BREAKING: Spain reports 4,517 new cases of coronavirus and 462 new deaths since yesterday, raising total to 33,089 cases and 2,182 dead

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goddesses are capable of saving themselves nigwit

I genuinely believe Argiebro feels proud ove having played such a large part in this happening.
Something he will tell his childre, should he ever get some

>listen here you lil shit
>when gramps was young there was this mongolian spearhunting forum where all sorts of shit posts were posted
>during the pandemic of 2020 I was one of the shitposters who got a name, despite everyone being anonymous
>because I started 14k threads about the current happening

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Watching the news I am realizing more and more that we are just tanking the economy to save some old people, dumb normies who can't stay home, and the crippled.

Why are we even in a worldwide lockdown?
We needs this natural selection cleanup ffs

lmao

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Is there ANY good news from this? Any kind of improvements?

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Don't worry, the health organizations are looking at four different treatments that can fight the SARS-CoV-2 virus. If that doesn't kill the virus, at least it should slow it down until a vaccine or cure can be found.

Here's the copypasta I made:

archive.vn/qvzAK
statnews.com/2020/03/16/remdesivir-surges-ahead-against-coronavirus/

archive.vn/Qt2PB
telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/18/coronavirus-cure-hope-79-year-old-italian-man-successfully-treated/

Drugmaker Gilead's Remdesivir is one of the treatments the medical community is using to treat Covid-19 patients.

archive.vn/wFYVe
sciencemag.org/news/2020/03/who-launches-global-megatrial-four-most-promising-coronavirus-treatments

tl;dr WHO is advancing something called SOLIDARITY which is a concerted effort to collect as much scientific data during the coronavirus pandemic while repurposing antivirals used for other diseases to kill the SARS-CoV-2 virus. There are 4 such treatments, Remdisivir, Chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine, a combination of the HIV antivirals lopinavir and ritonavir, and the fourth is the same HIV combination but with something called an "interferon-beta, an immune system messenger that can help cripple viruses."

files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

An Italian-user posted this a couple of weeks ago. Take a listen. The SARS-CoV-2 virus is real, the pandemic is happening. It's also too late to prep now. I'll see you in hell.

Why isn't this being used more widely? Is it because the drug is experimental in the chink flu?
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1232869/

Also, happening is about to be over.

at this rate you're gonna get it and beg for a respirator you fucking kanker

>they expect one of us in the wreckage

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It hasn't even started yet

Shit pasta is shit

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>during the pandemic of 2020 I was one of the shitposters who got a name
youtube.com/watch?v=cadvn16N188

> implying the Canaanite impostors/Khazar crypto-kikes give a shit about Hasidic jews

You're probably infect, because of Rand Paul. You'll be dying sooner or later.

>detected: 345
Nothingburger confirmed

Yeah, just a flu rite?

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bois bois bois!

there's a european discord aggregating numbers in this here spreadsheet ; docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RIXWF7wCX-CihFQzNPfb4t26_t9NlReHj2GH2q3Euac/htmlview?sle=true#

as USA is taking off, we are wondering if there is a similar ad hoc group effort to aggregate numbers for the US? If yes, we would be happy to add your numbers;
maybe try to get in contact via the discord link in the spreadsheet!

>BtN-goy9VOY
Yeah right, shlomo. Not clicking that

>+143 cases
Romania is kill

wop women >>>>> bug women

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It's better than a rush vaccine.

have an extended version

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8142013/Horrifying-images-coronavirus-patients-lying-floor-packed-Madrid-hospital.html
Damn they really know how to vibe in Madrid

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And it's almost over

going to be listening to Sympathy for the Devil and Animal Fiction - Hold On as we take part in the final battle of Beijing.

>happening is about to be over.

No it's not, I hate when you people fucking say this, whatever drug that helps against this will still require a year trial so it works correctly.

They can't just give out these drugs like candy and hope for the best

>Be Spanish Deputy Prime Minister
>Tell all wymen to go to the March 8th feminist rally because "your life depends on it."
>Get infected
>Currently in the hospital with "respiratory problems"

Nice LARP, faggot.

if you dont do whats being done right now, the numbers will go up VERY fast. And even by percentile levels, CFR would go way up as medical care gets overwhelmed and people just fucking die in some bed drowning on their own fluids.
Is it that hard to understand an exponential function?

It's literally a completely unsourced story by some anonymous bumfuck on Yas Forums. Did you microwave your phone to try and recharge it by any chance? Did you try to make beautiful crystals with bleach and ammonia? Did you try and rub Bengay on your balls? Have you tried to bake peanut butter cookies with a recipe provided on here? Do you check if your deep fryer is hot enough by throwing in a chunk of ice?

Holy shit you're stupid.

going to work today, hope they send me home with pay so I can not die of corona

Friendly reminder that eventually everyone will get a visit from corona-chan, she's too contagious to avoid and infected enough people to overcome any lockdown/quarantine, the only way to survive is to get healthier, natural selection can't be defeated.

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You need some Visual Information to drive home this important copy pasta

SPAIN BTFO
COMING FOR YOU NEXT PASTAFUCKERS

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This is a banner set up to celebrate a restaurant reopening in China

It says :
>We warmly welcome the long and efficient coronavirus in America and we hope it lasts forever in little Japan

It’s real

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Her life should be finalized within the week

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Interesting how the left and CCPs talking points are almost the exact same.

>So your grandparents might die. Does anyone here actually care? Best case scenario they die and you get some inheritence money. Worst case they die and you get no money because they spent it all before they died, but hey at least you don't have to go visit them anymore right?
Some of us don't come from broken homes with estranged relatives, and many are old enough to have parents in the threatened age range

YOU'VE CHOSEN THE PATH OF PAAAAAAAIIIINNNN!

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>bois bois bois!
>there's a european discord aggregating numbers in this here spreadsheet ; docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RIXWF7wCX-CihFQzNPfb4t26_t9NlReHj2GH2q3Euac/htmlview?sle=true#
>as USA is taking off, we are wondering if there is a similar ad hoc group effort to aggregate numbers for the US? If yes, we would be happy to add your numbers;
>maybe try to get in contact via the discord link in the spreadsheet!
bois bois bois!

there's a european discord aggregating numbers in this here spreadsheet ; docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RIXWF7wCX-CihFQzNPfb4t26_t9NlReHj2GH2q3Euac/htmlview?sle=true#

as USA is taking off, we are wondering if there is a similar ad hoc group effort to aggregate numbers for the US? If yes, we would be happy to add your numbers;
maybe try to get in contact via the discord link in the spreadsheet!

Sinophilia is dead and Coronachan killed it. People around the world will want to stop buying Chinese products and stop outsourcing to China. The era of "made in China" may be coming to an end and with it, we might start getting some industry back into our own countries.
Feels good, man.

well user, their life did depended on it.

My chopper is going with the classic war pigs whether they like it or not

it's experienced. but it pays a lot less than a vaccine. thank you laboratories ...

>The head of Germany’s public health institute claims that the rate of new coronavirus infection in the country is showing signs of flattening
>At present, Germany has a total of 24,904 cases of coronavirus infection with 94 deaths. Some 266 people have recovered from the virus.
rt.com/news/483816-coronavirus-infections-flattening-germany/

literally a nothingburger

Yes yes yes i want more deaths and infected! I want europe to fall and if possible, the whole world

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

OP can you keep op on the non Chinese and Iranian death rate daily?

Today there is a 48.5% death rate of closed cases outside of China and Iran.

>old boomer vet went on a sex tour of asia and brought it back to a small town in BFE
Fucking hell.

How much you in for with Gilead then?

its FAKE NEWS!
this is not what Wieler said!
He said that data from weekend was anomalous because many ministries and states did not report in at all, he said that data would normalize in course of the week;

he said it would be too soon to see effect on curve and he said that at the earliest any trend might be gauged from wednesday

>yfw you are a doctor and have to make the call on her triage.