Brit/pol/ Dads army Edition

Lol

Normally I feel a vague sense of guilt for staying in the house wanking and shitposting all day, but now apparently I'm doing my national duty. Based virus.

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Our Father, who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom coooooommmm

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#survivalisselfish
#itstheirturn

daft lad

Based and saved

I'm developing wendigo psychosis being stuck at home with the family. I've mowed the lawn and washed all the windows, there's no more gardening I can do. Can't even go to the shops because I'm coofing like mad and people will give me evils; don't need anything anyway. I'm like a husky, I need to be walked 4 hours a day.

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>And you won't smile
>Until my loving mouth
>Is shut
>Good and proper
>Forever.

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I live in nigger central. Scared.

Train journey through London today, only have to be on the tube for 15-20 minutes but probably still fucked.

yes, they don't even ask for the 3 chickun bakes jannies normally get.
go for a walk then

The niggers chimping out will cause the lockdown hopefully

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i love how all the mongs who have been calling Boris and the Tories a Nazi are now literally begging him to become one for real.
most people keep their brains between their arse cheeks

Just finished the last roll of bog paper

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Based and messpilled.

What the fuck he wasn't this fat a few months ago

Portable bidet or shower head.

No fucking way lol

He's been swallowing a lot of dog semen lately

What are the fucking symptoms ?

Post Quarantine battlestations.

>tfw had a cough last week and had to self isolate but go back into work tomorrow.

Kinda worried about how fucking shit it's going to be there. As far as I'm aware there's loads of people off and I can just feel it's going to be an absolute shit show.

:)

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should've used half a sheet per wipe like me
*sniffs fingers*

>mongs on BBC HYS are STILL believing that Trump wants the NHS

don't forget, paper has two sides.
Save that square.
Use it for your next shit too!

Cool tree. Actually kind of wish I had a Switch right now so I could just play the new Animal Crossing until this blows over.

yeah go ahead:)

based smelly frugal lad

>Pointy guitar
>Nintendo switch
>Bottles on display

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>Ruin the economy, lose jobs and cause suffering to protect old and disabled people who don't contribute anything to society anyhow and probably won't be around long enough to see the end result of this

I like broly
his power is maximum

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He aint appy lads

Bleeding out your eyes

this is the dwelling of a sad and lonely child

>Coronavirus postpones London Pride
good, AIDS-ridden faggots should fear the convid

96% White area user here, get fucked but stay safe lad anyway

>tfw declared a keyworker
I mean I like my job but I want to neet

Cringe

Corona chan taking out the rubbish for us

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YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE ALONE YOU DON'T HAVE TO ALL GO TO THE SAME PARK

I bought it and like never touched it. Been playing Zelda though, it's great.

Yes.

I like Trunks, he’s from the future

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I hope you didn't spend too much time on this lad, it wasn't even funny

Brown people would have ignored it anyhow and they will continue ignoring it until they start getting shot.

>Can't even go to the shops because I'm coofing like mad and people will give me evils

I had to do this last saturday and they were look askew at me, one kid ran away lol.

I was only trying to increase herd immunity.

96% white area boyo.

I only saw whites out yesterday?

did we finished naked attraction? is eddie dead?

That’s all a lad wants luv

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Where though?

You in a based and over 66% leave pilled area too?

North of London

pic related

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glaaaadstone Brooks

60% white area but our pakis and nigs already dominate the streets because of group cohesion and aggression, also nervous as fuck

>North 'of' London
Not so bad then. Sarf East London here. 2011 census it was 53% white but I can tell you now it's more like 30%

Sarf Eas' crew reporting.

Wolverhampton, lad. I'm fucked.

for fuck sake

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Lad get your arse into Essex mate

Ouch! Hope you have some battle plan. Getting some new crossbow bolts delivered today.

Gyms been shut down lads
Wut do !?
Trying to get down to 8% body fat by june.

>Coronavirus: Australia to close pubs, gyms, places of worship and more
7news.com.au/sunrise/on-the-show/coronavirus-lockdown-your-guide-to-whats-open-and-closed-c-757447

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Borehamwood saying hello.

INTEREST PAYMENTS ON MY HOUSE.
INTEREST PAYMENTS ON MY CAR.
I'VE GOT INTEREST PAYMENTS COMING OUT MY ARSE.
ALLES ALLES ALLES....

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>0.5% death rate
>avg age of death in Italy = 78.5

>still choosing to give your mum a nervous breakdown because of bollocks you read on /cvg/

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